Cat King rules daily life in Yokohama

That series of strange voices was simply blatantly expressing—do you think the three of us are dead?

In order to keep his own advantage, Osamu Dazai, who pretended to be weak, simply activated the fainting skill anytime, anywhere, which is necessary for white (black) lotus-shaped characters, and after softly "meowing", he tilted his body, very dedicated on the spot Quite dead.

The high-level acting skills have always been flawless, even if the timing of the pretense is too coincidental, people can't help but doubt, but when the cat cake in his arms is shaking in the tree, seeing it is about to turn into a puddle of water from his body When it overflowed between the fingers, and even the heartbeat started intermittently, there was no way to continue to toss it hard.

(It should be something like being overly frightened...? Anyway, anyway, let's take it back to the organization and have a good rest.)

He could only choose to believe it, then turned his head slowly, looked out of the normal window, and asked Alice who was the closest, "There seems to be nothing unusual...?"

"I just flew over a very beautiful bird. I want the little tree to see it! Now it has flown away."

The ability of the blond-haired supernatural being to open his eyes and tell lies is comparable to that of the creator, and he didn't feel guilty at all at the moment. Instead, he took the opportunity to wrap his arms around him intimately, and said in a coquettish soft voice: "We also It's time to go, how about going to eat something, I'm so hungry."

"……All right."

Forcibly swallowing back the straight man who said "You haven't been eating desserts all the time, you haven't stopped at all", the feline phobia returned to a good operating mode again, forcing him to completely obey the decision of the loli-looking friend, and followed Move out the door together.

However, he didn't forget the other person. He turned his head while walking, glanced at the black-clothed boy who followed silently, and suddenly asked, "You cough so badly, isn't it because your condition is getting worse?"

"Cough cough...!"

Asked by him like this, it was extremely rare for Akutagawa to feel the embarrassment, as if being choked, he couldn't help but cover his lips to cover the cough that came out of his throat.At the same time, his pair of black eyes, which had never fluctuated, unconsciously looked at the teacher who was pretending to be dead, and then revealed a complicated and difficult expression.

Even if he is the type who is deep in cooking, and his brain is covered with black mud, he has to recognize a reality-his teacher (idol) is really good at showing weakness and crawling along.

Of course, he didn't think it was a bad thing, it was just because Mr. Dazai was the one he needed to learn from, and considering that he might not be able to achieve such a top level, he was a little bit shocked and frustrated (?).

(Sure enough, he is still far from being on par with Mr. Dazai, so keep, keep working hard...)

The canine creature with a very miraculous brain circuit didn't realize that he was thinking a little bit wrong at all, and his face remained calm and calm, and he responded lightly: "It's okay, it's caused by the heavy pollution here, it's okay. "

"Your nose is really good. Could it be that a dog changed it... Forget it, please ask the medical room to prescribe more medicine for you later."

Juri couldn't help feeling emotional, but realized that his senses had become equally sharp under the training, especially when he was really walking all the way smelling blood in order to find the location of Osamu Dazai, which was extremely different from the action of a certain natural enemy. Similarly, the "praise" to the younger generation was forcibly suppressed.

Fortunately, the guy who was keen on prodding him didn't know what he was thinking, and he didn't make any canine-specific canine remarks. He just nodded with his light-colored thin lips, indicating that he would obediently obey the arrangement.

He breathed a sigh of relief, raised his hand to rub the Mankikang, which had always been in the ball shape, and smoothed its hair fairly, which was to show that he did not favor one another, and treated it and the Bombay cat in his arms equally.

However, Nakahara, who was angered by his arch-rival, didn't show appreciation at all. He simply turned around and turned his hairy buttocks with a big tail to the outside, without looking at Osamu Dazai's "dead face".

The feline in the Shura Field had no self-knowledge, carried on with a few bombs that might collide with each other at any time, and soon returned to the spacious and bright outdoor.

Compared with their success, the two detective agencies who followed behind were not so lucky.

Probably because of the relief, and the mother's natural instinct to protect the cubs, when the older woman saw Fukuzawa Yukichi, she was not afraid of the powerful aura he carried, stood up tremblingly and walked over, with a sad look on her face Bitterly pleading: "You should meet the horrible monster who entered the house... no, a righteous person, right? Please, please let them let my child go. She is still very young and doesn't understand what she has done. After that , I will educate her well in the future!"

"There is no age to do evil."

The famous detective who had already seen through everything opened the dessert wrapping paper in his hand, stuffed the exquisitely crafted soft pastry into his mouth, and chewed with puffed cheeks like a hamster.

Even though he was in such a dangerous situation, he still maintained a relaxed state of going his own way, without any consideration for the feelings of the woman in front of him, and even used the facts as a basis for supplementary explanation: "There are many murderers, are they underage? , is it necessary to deny the crimes they committed?"

"It's just that I accidentally killed two cats. It's completely different from what you said!"

The woman hastily defended herself, because she was on the disadvantaged side and needed others, so she had to hide the unhappiness in her heart, and tried her best to excuse the child sincerely: "How can the life of a cat be compared with that of a human? The court, everyone must think so? Not to mention, there will be no one to deal with such a small problem..."

"But I'm afraid the cat doesn't think so."

The silver-haired man said something that didn't fit his stern appearance, as if he was telling a beautiful fairy tale to an immature child, which made the adult woman who no longer believed in such an argument frown and sneered inwardly.

However, his eyes were too serious, and when he gradually reflected the snow-white figure approaching not far away, it showed a long meaning of determination mixed with sigh.Then, he slowly said in a deep voice: "Since the human law cannot make a judgment, it is more appropriate and reasonable for the injured party to make a judgment."

"Enough is enough! I've had enough of you crazy freaks!"

The unbearable woman suddenly raised her head, like an excited lioness, no matter how powerful the enemy was, she directly picked up the gravel that fell from the courtyard, threw it forward indiscriminately, and drove it aggressively: "From Get out of my house! There is no need for outsiders to judge what Yumiko has done!"

"Wow! She actually shielded the criminals and even beat them casually!"

As if he didn't understand what offended the other party, the detective who didn't understand the ways of the world hid behind the guardian, and hurriedly protected the food in his arms, for fear that they would suffer the same disaster as himself, and fall to the ground for no reason. into a pile of crumbs.

Fukuzawa Yukichi, who existed as a safe haven, took him to dodge to the side as usual, and did not pull out the weapon at his waist to violently attack a woman who was powerless (?).

——However, such a fierce appearance is really far from the delicate and feminine image.If such a team is sent out, it may be enough to wipe out any turmoil... It is estimated that even the port mafia will be helpless.

With an overly calm face, the silver-haired swordsman's inner world is as rich as ever, and full of unknown and wonderful slots.

At this moment, the kitten's thin cry suddenly sounded from the other side.

Perhaps out of some intuition, the woman who is a mother suddenly turned her head and cast her urgent gaze on the hands of the blonde loli.

Compared with the two cats lying in the tree's arms and shoulders, the tabby cat that Alice hastily picked up was obviously treated poorly. into the arms of the trash can.

Although she didn't understand what cursed magic her daughter had encountered, after all, she saw Yumiko transforming into a cat shape, so she couldn't mistakenly recognize it at this moment, and hurriedly staggered towards it, trying to snatch it back to her side.

However, the blond-haired supernatural body is obviously not kind. Seeing her baring her teeth and claws at her, she somehow took out a slender scalpel, put it on the cat's neck in her hand, and said with a smile:

"If you move around without authorization, I don't mind letting her experience the joy of being dismembered. To tell you the truth, I'm actually quite interested in this kind of thing."

"Stop, stop! Don't hurt her! I won't get closer...!"

The sharp silver light attached to the blade almost stabbed the woman's eyes.In order to ensure the safety of her daughter, she immediately threw away the stone in her hand, raised her arms as if she had completely surrendered, and stammered to show that she was harmless.

Of course, she doesn't have any strength value at all, and I'm afraid she will become one of the dead souls that nourish Rashomon if she gets a little closer.And Alice didn't have good intentions, but simply felt that she was annoying, so she threatened her with actual actions.

(Alas, to be honest, Rintaro would probably want to cry if he used a scalpel to do this kind of thing. Besides——)

While thinking about it, she turned her face sideways, looked at the frowning tree, stuck out her tongue mischievously, and whispered obediently: "I like cats the most, so it's just nonsense, Xiaoshu will definitely Don't take it seriously."

"……Um."

Being secretly teased by a friend, what the cat originally wanted to say shrank back in an instant, and in the end it was only condensed into a muffled monosyllable—no way, he really has nothing to do with Alice, and he couldn’t find it at all. The way to deal with it...

While he was still worrying, the blond-haired supernatural body dexterously turned the scalpel, causing it to jump out of a dangerous arc between its five fingers, and continued to use the simplest way to solve the incident in front of it.

"Isn't this just an ordinary 'cat', why are you nervous?"

She smiled, and once her eyes left the tree and turned back to other people, the warmth in her sky blue eyes lost their warmth and became extremely hostile.However, her voice was naive and ignorant of the world, and it seemed even more mocking and malicious under the contrast, "According to your theory, it is not illegal to torture or kill a cat. So, whether I No one can punish me for what I have done to your daughter now, can I?"

"No, it's not like that..."

The woman who looked like a housewife was short of words for a while, so she could only lower her head in a slumped manner, repeating the monotonous to boring lines.

Seeing her uninteresting reaction, Alice tilted her head, and finally stopped pushing her psychological defense any further, but said magnanimously: "In short, let the 'victim' punish the child you can't discipline for the time being. Not too much. If you both behave well, she will come back to you soon."

"Really……"

At this moment, the right to decide is not in her hands at all, so the woman has no choice but to accept, so she can only watch the inexplicably appearing "evil party" swagger out with the weakly struggling tabby cat.

Perhaps because she was not reconciled, seeing that Fukuzawa Yukichi and Edogawa Ranpo were about to leave together, she finally couldn't help it, raised her hand and grabbed the hem of the former's kimono, and asked in a trembling voice: "You...can you tell me , who the hell are you guys? In case, in case my daughter can't come back..."

"us--"

The silver-haired swordsman pondered, not knowing how to sum up today's team name.Fortunately, the little tail holding a bunch of snacks next to him played a role and helped him out in time, and said solemnly: "Can't you see it, it's the cat king and his personal guards."

"……what?"

"Look, he can turn people into cats, can't he?"

The detective with a childlike innocence makes full use of his imagination, but ignores the woman's bewildered expression, and creates a new strange story for the city of Yokohama: "That's his power. Once it is discovered that human beings abuse their own kind They will show up and seek justice for them, so that human beings can experience the experience in turn.”

"So, be more cautious in the future, because ah—"

He smiled with crooked brows and eyes, and even if he said unthinkable things, his cute baby face was very harmless, making it impossible to be annoying at all.But for the realistic effect, he still lowered his voice as much as possible, and said leisurely:

"—He's been watching you all the time."

The author has something to say: _(:3∠)_Congratulations to Brother Shu for becoming Yokohama Ghost Story (applause

Then I have to sigh, Luanbu is so cute...

If nothing else, there will be a second update today.

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