Cat King rules daily life in Yokohama

Osamu Dazai's physical skills are average, but the drunken debeeff makes his head go berserk, even if he turns into a clingy (cat) bird ball and clings to the tree, trying to escape by natural instinct.However, he failed to break free from Cat King's ruthless iron claws, and within 5 minutes he was punished by fate and turned into a dark Bombay cat again.

"Meow-"

The huddled cat cub was closer to the size of a real bird ball. At this moment, it was squatting on top of its head in the tree, as if it had built a nest for itself, holding the animal ear mourning on one side and whining incessantly.

From the perspective of others, it seems to be a very loving scene. After all, human beings can't understand meow, and they will only think that a series of "meow meow" sounds are as cute as a baby.

But King Cat King, who understood what it was talking about, once had the idea of ​​killing people—no way, whoever yelled in your ear a complaint such as "You are so heartless, you hurt me, and your heart became cold" Lines, and then I don’t know what kind of strange meridians have been opened up, and then I sang a song of martyrdom while holding your ears. I’m afraid you only have the urge to pull it off and step on your feet?

(It's so noisy, this person seems to be even more annoying after turning into a cat?!)

(Quit drinking! You must quit drinking for me in the future!)

The reason why the word "men" is included in his mental activities is naturally because it is not the one above the head who is making trouble.Even Zhongya Zhongya, who has always been reliable, is not honest after turning into a drunk Mankikang.

"Let go, I, there is no problem at all—"

It obviously heard the voice of its deadly enemy, so it forgot all the "ride" conditions it had agreed to. At this time, it raised a fluffy cat face from Shuli's arms, and stretched out a small ball that was held into a ball. Fist, yelling upwards: "You don't know how to live or die... Come on, let's fight!"

"Martyrdom cannot be done by one person, but, but, two people can—"

"Hey, stop singing, it's so ugly, get out of here!"

The two guys whose brain circuits were completely unable to connect due to alcohol, sandwiched the cat king in the middle, just performed a live version of the dementia in the world all the way.

Until he brought them back to his room, he couldn't bear it anymore, so he simply took a box of bandages that he was going to give to Osamu Dazai as a New Year's gift, picked out a roll at random, and slapped the two kittens neatly. Knot.

Of course, in order to "satisfy" their different needs, he wrapped the mouth of the chattering Bombay cat to reduce the noise source as much as possible, and wrapped the paws of the Mankikon who was waving his limbs and wanted to fight. Make sure it can lie down and rest obediently, and then run to the bathroom for a simple wash after being exhausted physically and mentally.

But as a matter of course, the two masters who were well "served" obviously didn't appreciate it. When he returned to his bed, he saw them fighting with the bandages instead, rolling over the bed in circles, trying to get rid of the wounds on their bodies. bondage.

#猫大王: Although the whole scene is very funny, I will never laugh... Hold back!Hold back! #

"Hey, what's the matter with your expression... Let me untie it!" The drunk orange cat cub raised his face and roared aggressively, but he didn't know that his sad posture with his limbs turned upside down happened to reveal his snow-white face. The fluffy little belly, no matter how you look at it, seems to be acting cute and begging to be caressed.

As a result, the expression on Juli's face became even more distorted, and he forced his lips together tightly to stop the sound of air leaking from his slightly puffed cheeks.

In the end, as if deliberately trying to let him fail, the black kitten who was still able to move freely rolled several times in a row, rolled over to his hand, raised a pair of aggrieved kite-colored eyes, and forcibly squeezed it out of his throat. A vague begging sound similar to "Don't dare again".

"I'm, puff...cough cough, I will never believe you!" Unable to hold back his laughter, Juli hurriedly glanced away, pretending to be serious, and made up his mind to teach the delinquent criminal a lesson.

However, he was still soft-hearted after all. Seeing the two drunk cats tossing around for a while, they had no strength to continue their troubles, so he reached out and untied the bandages that served as "instruments of torture", and hugged them to his pillow.

Even though they had lost their combat effectiveness, the two rivals firmly refused to sleep together. They forcibly dragged their tired bodies, one person (the cat) occupied both sides of the pillow, and soon fell into a drowsy sleep.

Shuli sat on the edge of the bed and watched for a while, thinking that he would wait for the roommate who attended the annual meeting to come back and give away the gift of the pipe he had prepared before going to bed, but soon his eyelids became heavy and he fell unconscious Go down and roll into a ball, and then fall into dreamland together.

Therefore, when Guangjin Liulang, who hurried back just before midnight, entered the house, he saw the kitten he had carefully reared was sleeping very deeply. Its long black tail was in an arc shape, and the end was just placed on the side of the neck. It looked as if he was tired from playing the game of tail-holding, so he fell asleep in this shape.

The man who was also the shit-shoveling officer smiled unconsciously, walked over, and covered him with the quilt very lightly.

However, after noticing the two malevolent offenders who were also sleeping in the dark, clinging to the side of his cat, the loving arc on his lips suddenly changed, and he reached out to pick them up without hesitation, and stuffed them into his mouth. Among the cat litters specially bought in the last Huamao incident.

#切尽官: Cadres and reserve workers also do not have the right to abduct other people’s cats casually, even if they are promoted a few more levels, they will still be treated like this.If I don't throw you out, I'll be doing my best as a subordinate. #

This night was spent in such a "calm and waveless" way, and time slowly pushed to the first day of the new year.

The Bombay cat, sleeping comfortably in the soft nest, yawned, and slowly opened its eyes amidst the headache caused by the hangover.At about the same moment when something was wrong, the brain with a high IQ mercilessly played back what happened yesterday to help it quickly recognize the status quo and think about paying for the stupid things it did.

It drooped its head, and lost the courage to get up in an instant—although he knew that being drunk was wrong, but the bad effects caused him such a headache that he didn't want to return to his human form.

(Actually, it’s a good way to maintain the cat-type favorability. After all, kittens have a temper that eats soft and not hard, and they are extra lenient towards 'similar', so they will subconsciously relax their vigilance.)

(But he has the memory of being a human being, pretending to be a cat for three days in a row, doesn't he have no desire at all...)

(Really, in things like this, he is no match for Akutagawa who has no shame. How much courage does it take to use cat litter without changing his face...)

It has to be said that he is probably the only person in the world who can cheat him, so Osamu Dazai rarely felt the pain of the dilemma, so he couldn't help but raise his arms to hug his head, and lay in the cat's nest to think about the countermeasures silently.

Not long after, Manjikang, who was temporarily living next door to him, came to his senses. The two guys who had also done something that they couldn't face with each other tacitly put on the same style, cowardly trying to escape from reality.

Compared with his deadly rival who exposed the black material, what Zhongyuan Zhong also did was obviously more excessive.Thinking back to how he pinned his disciple in the corridor, unceremoniously asked him if he liked him, and even recklessly tried to continue to confirm each other's hearts through intimate contact after getting an affirmative answer, he felt that he had finally come back Sanity has a tendency to drift away again.

(Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! I almost made a big mistake!)

(Although the little ghost said that he likes him, it's a very happy thing...but I have to wait until I am an adult before confessing seriously, and give the other party more time to think about the future of the two, I don't think I will regret it. Just go one step further!)

(Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh)

Conscience and sense of responsibility ached crazily, making him wish he could dig a hole to bury himself in.Maybe it was the instinct after becoming a cat, he actually scratched with his front paws for a long time unconsciously, making a loud noise, which disturbed the neighbor next door and wanted to complain that he was actually living next to a canine kind.

As a last resort, the Bombay cat poked its head out quietly, and whispered disgustedly: "Don't make strange noises, it will wake up the kitten."

"What's so strange—"

Manjikang, who was completely unaware of what he was doing, just wanted to refute, but the cloth that had been tortured for a long time finally couldn't hold on, and as its front paws fell again, it made a broken "stab" sound, completely calling it back attention.

It lowered its eyes reflexively, staring at the miserable part where the lint was exposed, and then simply lay down to cover up the criminal evidence, shaking its head and denying three times: "I'm not, I'm not, nothing happened at all."

"Although I know that you will break the lower limit of IQ, there is no need to work so hard every time."

Osamu Dazai, who had turned into a kitten, let out a long sigh. Taking advantage of his height, he looked down at his rival who wanted to raise his front paws to hit him, and calmly reminded him: "If you want to attract crowds, just do it. Ah, beforehand I declare that I will never fight back."

"What kind of trap do you guys want to set up?" Zhongyuan Zhong also stopped his movements vigilantly, observing his surroundings from the corner of his eye, guarding against possible enemy situations that may appear at any moment.

Regarding this, the black cat cub in front of him shook his beard, his eyes showed a look of contempt, as if he was staring at a ball of non-recyclable garbage, and explained with a sense of superiority: "Under normal circumstances, of course I don't I might tell you, but...well, I will definitely pretend to be broken to gain sympathy."

"Hey, what are you talking about without shame?!"

Manjikang clenched his front paws into a small ball again, wishing he could knock his shameless rival into the air on the spot and completely disappear before his eyes.But in a flash of inspiration, it suddenly noticed a blind spot, and couldn't help but taunt: "You know that the little devil won't believe you, right? So there is no possibility of implementing this plan at all!"

Hearing this, Osamu Dazai raised a bright smile, tilted his head in embarrassment, and slowly threw out the irresistible bait, "Well, but he doesn't know that we have human memories. Just let him I think that this time, just like before, they are temporarily sealed by supernatural powers and turned into ordinary cats that act on instinct, so they will naturally treat their 'kinds' kindly."

"If I'm not wrong, you must have done something outrageous, and you don't have the courage to face him now, right? So, isn't this an excellent time to buffer?"

"Sounds reasonable..."

Seeking advantages and avoiding disadvantages is an instinct imprinted in the flesh and blood of living beings, and Zhong Yuanzhong also subconsciously agreed with the statement of the deadly enemy.Perhaps it was because his black material was not exposed, which gave him a sense of peace of mind, and he was able to think rationally: "No wonder you want to win me over, because you are afraid that I will reveal the truth directly, and you will suffer along with it."

"Occasionally, you have a bit of a brain. Then do you agree or refuse?" The black kitten flicked its tail with ease. Although it used interrogative sentences, it obviously knew the final answer.

Therefore, in the face of common "interests", the cadres and reservists who were bored by the two sides (temporarily) reached a consensus-to hide!It must be concealed!This isn't escapism, it's just strategic playing dumb!

The author has something to say: At this time, Zhong also didn't consider the problem of cat litter, so he was dragged into the water by Dazai, and soon the two of them will enjoy the joy of being a cat together_(:3∠)_

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