tell me

——Hello, I want to ask, what should I do if there are some particularly sour people around?

It's not that she doesn't have money, but she spends it all on chasing stars. I don't chase stars, so the things I save money to buy are all brand-name.For example, I bought a bottle of Estee Lauder liquid foundation a few days ago, and she came over and said, "Hey, you are so rich, you actually use Estee Lauder, I think Zhiyouquan is enough for me."Just talking about it is fine, but the key point is that she still squeezed my liquid foundation and said it was a "trial".

Also some time ago, the school gave out scholarships, and I got a second class, and she was so angry there, saying that there was a first-class student in their dormitory.I don't understand, she didn't take it, she said horse?Really sour and annoying.

——The best way to deal with extreme lemon spirits is to ignore them. The coolest and hardest way is to be extra good so that they have nothing to say.

In fact, Lemon Essence's family is generally not really poor, nor is it really incapable.Perhaps on the contrary, it is precisely because they have the ability to get it but do not want to waste their energy, and it is sour not to fight for it.So when I see the fruits of victory being taken by others, my heart will be extremely unbalanced, thinking "I can obviously do this to this extent".This kind of people usually can't get what they want, and they are arrogant and don't want to see others better than themselves, so they try to talk fast for a while.

Her acid is definitely not aimed at you alone. Since you think so, others must feel the same, so what could be more sad than a group of people who hate it?Since they are pitiful enough, you should be more forgiving and don't take it too seriously.After all, if this kind of person really enters the society, he will not only be hated by his classmates, but also have serious consequences for being disgusted by the leaders.

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The reason why the dry toilet is called dry toilet is because it does not have flushing equipment, and only a septic storage tank is set under the squatting pit.Dirty and smelly coexist, flies and mosquitoes fly together, it is quite unbearable for people who are used to living in the city.

The aqua toilets are divided into men and women, but the configuration on both sides is actually the same. There are four squatting compartments. Fortunately, there are brick partitions to hide the shame.

"It's too stinky," Lu Yinke covered his nose, "I couldn't bear it when I came yesterday, and it seems to be even more stinky today."

Du Yu didn't say a word behind him. Although he didn't exaggerate enough to cover his nose, he didn't dare to breathe indiscriminately.

"Ah...fuck."

Standing in the second compartment from the left of Lu Yinke, he heard the man's sudden scolding, so he turned his head to look.

I saw the man's expression was abnormally distorted, he unbuttoned his trousers with one hand, and covered the lower half of his face with the other hand, his eyebrows were twisted together, and he squinted as if he couldn't even open his eyes.

Du Yu didn't speak, because he knew that Lu Yinke would definitely not be able to hold back for a while.

Sure enough, he didn't wait too long, and got the answer the second he stepped out of the dry toilet.

"Let me tell you," Lu Yinke took a deep breath of fresh air, and Du Yu could even see the changes in his chest cavity, "It was just too painful! I suddenly wanted to sneeze inside, but because it was too smelly, I just I couldn’t get it out. Then the sneeze stuck in my nose, I couldn’t breathe in or out, it felt like choking on water, it was quite uncomfortable.”

"Wow, it's really dangerous. I almost thought I was going to die." He blew his nose and made a purring sound.

"Nonsense." Du Yu replied to him, his voice was stiff, but the words were clearly friendly but had a stern tone.

"Why," Lu Yinke stepped forward, stretching out his arms to wrap his shoulders, "I don't want to die."

Du Yu turned sideways to avoid slightly: "Can you be more serious?"

"I'm very serious. If you don't want me to die, I'll survive kneeling, and I'll crawl to your side even when I'm crawling." His tone was so fluffy that he couldn't hear the truth, "So hurry up and say you don't want me."

"Inexplicable," Du Yu paused for a few seconds before lowering his eyes, and looked down at the two figures that were overlapping on the ground, "It's not gang fights, you probably died of old age on the bed."

"The spring night is bitter and the days are high, and the king will not go to court early." He slyly tilted one corner of his mouth, "That must die on your bed."

"Ridiculous." Du Yu's face was livid.

"Then I'm going to ask you a serious question now. It's really serious. I'm not joking. You answer it carefully." He turned his head towards Du Yu. Because of the dislocation of light and shadow, the shadow on the ground seemed to be kissing the top of the man's hair. Will you be by my side when?"

"Uh, I mean, will you come to my funeral?" he explained with a wink.

funeral.

Hearing this word, Du Yu was startled speechlessly, playing back the snow-white suffocating wall, the firefly green emergency exit, the red light that suddenly went out, and the mechanical beeping of the electrocardiogram until it roared in his mind. , and the final "say goodbye to them".

"Will you come?" Lu Yinke urged when he was in a daze.

"No." Almost reflexively blurted out.

"Ah! Why are you so cruel! Aren't we already good friends!" Lu Yinke muttered aggrievedly, "Did you seriously answer my question?"

"It's just a friend, it's not good yet," Du Yu turned his head and chuckled, "Keep working hard."

"Oh, okay, anyway, I'm used to being a dog licker, so I can be considered a friend anyway." He shrugged and caught up with the person in front who suddenly quickened his pace, "Boy, give me another laugh."

Reasonably no one responded.

"Then give you a smile."

As he spoke, he grinned, revealing two small canine teeth, and his snarky face suddenly took on a three-pointed naive look.

"Ugly." Du Yu commented.

The camp opening ceremony was scheduled to be held at three o'clock in the afternoon, and the group got up in a hurry after eating and taking a nap. When I walked into the classroom at 02:30, most of the people had already come, and they were all in a group in twos and threes, and they didn't look familiar at all.

Du Yu soon noticed that the girl who was brought over by the woman at noon was sitting alone in the last row, alone, paying no attention to the outside world except for the Gosi puppet bear in her hand.

"What's her name?" Du Yu turned his head to ask Han Wentao.

"Uh," Han Wentao flipped through the roster, "It's called Lu Xiaoou, brother Lu's Lu, and Xiao at the beginning of Zhu, the seagull's gull."

"It seems to be her aunt who brought her here at noon today," Han Wentao added quietly, "Her aunt said that this child is not easy to take care of."

"How old are you?"

"Fourth grade, primary school in the city, her mother was too busy to take care of her, so she was sent to her hometown."

Du Yu nodded in understanding, but suddenly took back the steps he had already taken.

He walked slowly to Lu Yinke's side: "Your family, go talk to her for a while, her name is Lu Xiaoou."

"Ah? Why?" Lu Yinke scratched his arm, "I'm not very good at dealing with children."

"Because she is from your family, and you are teaching, and I am the captain."

Du Yu lifted his chin forward, like a proud swan: "Go."

"All right, all right, I'll go."

Lu Yinke moved his head in a compromising and perfunctory manner, put his hands in his pockets, and swayed over there, like a cheap goose.

"Little friend," he walked to her side and knelt down, "what's your name?"

The girl hugged the bear and glanced at him coldly, then continued to lower her head and pinch the bear's paw, as if what she was talking to just now was a cloud of air.

It was the first time that Lu Yinke was completely ignored by people other than Du Yu, and the other party was just a little kid, he was as unwilling as a stunned young man whose confession was rejected.

"Little friend, look at brother, what's your name?" He put on a stiff smile and tried again, as if he would never return it if he didn't break Loulan.

The girl didn't even bother to lift her eyes this time. She straightened the bear's bow over and over again, and kept smoothing out the folds with her nails, with a frenzy that was almost paranoid.

"Forget it, let's do it, let me talk about it. Actually, I know your name is Lu Xiaoou, and I was also ordered to come here to talk to you." Lu Yinke saw that there was no hope of breaking through, so he stopped squatting and directly smashed the jar and fell to the ground Sitting on the seat next to the girl, "You really don't give me any face. My lady is still watching. Let me just say I don't know how to take care of children. Alas, it's embarrassing."

"By the way, my surname is also Lu, and we belong to the same family." He propped his head on the table and watched the girl play with bears.

"Hey, you bear is very delicate."

The girl slowed down the movement of her hands when she heard this sentence, and opened and closed her lips, condescendingly opening her mouth.

"My mother gave it to me."

"Oh..." Lu Yinke nodded pretendingly, "Your mother is very busy, I heard that she sent you here for your grandma to take you."

The girl's hand froze, and it took a long time to make a single sound of "um", and it was hard not to see the lonely look.

"It's okay, I was like this when I was a child, just get used to it." Lu Yinke taught nonchalantly, "Look, haven't I become an excellent adult now?"

"Really?" the girl finally uttered the longest string yet, "I think you're awful and boring."

"Hey, do you think I'm terrible?" Lu Yinke smiled, "It doesn't matter, anyway, you're not the first person to say I'm terrible, and I'm used to it."

"It's you, why are you pretending to be so deep at such a young age? This teddy bear doesn't match your temperament at all. I think you should use "Basic Principles of Marxism" to study philosophy."

The girl finally raised her head, and looked at him motionlessly with a pair of delicate almond eyes.

"Then what should I do?" she asked, her words were obviously asking for advice but with a sharp arrogance.

"Go and play with those kids." Lu Yinke Yiyan replied.

"Do not want to."

"Why don't you want to?"

"It's boring."

"It's interesting for you to play bears by yourself?"

"That's better than playing with them, too."

When Lu Yinke heard it, he was happy.

"I said, do you have no friends?"

"Yes, Tommy is my friend." She retorted not to be outdone.

"Who is Tommy?"

"that's it."

The girl poked the bear's face, and the bow that was just flattened was crumpled again under her large movements, and the bear with half of its face sunken showed a sad look.

"What about friends? I mean real people."

"No," the girl put the bear on the table and pressed it with folded hands, "I don't need friends."

Lu Yinke turned his eyes to look at the ceiling, he had nothing to do with Lu Xiaoou's withdrawnness, after thinking about it, he decided to leave this trouble to Du Yu.

"Alright cool girl, you can do whatever you like. But I have something to say first, whether you need friends or not, whether you like to play games or not, you have to participate in the summer camp after signing up, otherwise I will arrest you and force you to exercise. "

Hearing this, the girl glared at him, and called "reckless man" softly with puffy cheeks.

She had thought that the big man who had just talked to her would turn around and argue with her again because of these two words, but who would have thought that the man just stomped the ground twice before getting up and leaving, heading in the direction of another young man.

When he left, he didn't look back at her again. The leaving back was strange and familiar, so familiar that she lowered her head again.

She began mechanically smoothing out the wrinkles in the bow with her fingernails again.