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"Get up, don't lie down, there are still many things to do, I don't have time for you to rest." Du Yu sent the principal away into the dormitory, kicked Lu Yinke's bed, "outsider."

Lu Yinke heard footsteps before he entered the door, he opened his clear eyes and muttered: "I'm so sleepy, I fell asleep just now! And what is the outsider, the new nickname you gave me Is it? Well... a bit ugly, I don't want to accept it."

Du Yu ignored him, turned around and went to make a mat for his own bed, and as if he remembered something only halfway through the bed, he threw three words at him without looking back:

"Go shopping."

"Buying vegetables, buying vegetables, how to buy what kind of vegetables you buy, who will cook them!" Lu Yinke looked back at Han Wentao who was following him dissatisfiedly, "And why are you going with me?"

Han Wentao shrugged: "I can't decide this, brother Lu, if you are dissatisfied with yourself and protested to the chairman, the little one is just an executor and has absolutely no human rights."

They walked to the electric tricycle and stopped.Lu Yinke glanced at the car, then at Han Wentao, then patted the little fat man on the shoulder sassyly, before the man could react, he raised his long legs and stepped into the compartment used for loading goods at the back of the car.

There happened to be a four-legged low wooden stool inside. After sitting down, he stretched out his thumb to Han Wentao, and gestured twice in the direction of the faucet behind him with a mad face.

"Go and drive."

"Hey... why is my life so hard, double oppression, when will I be able to stand up as a serf and sing." Han Wentao was full of resentment in driving a small three-wheeler, "The most important thing is that I don't dare to fight back. I can't afford to offend either of you. , Sister Qing is also learning from you now, and hates me every day, I am the bottom."

Lu Yinke stretched his legs long, and was testing back and forth on the edge of the carriage.He hung his arms unruly on the car frames on both sides, and his whole body was leaned back, with his head resting on the driver's chubby waist.

"It's fine next year." He said in a very lazy tone, "Why are you afraid of your chairman, isn't he cute?"

Han Wentao's body moved, and Lu Yinke's hair scratched him a little itchy.

"Cute..." The little fat man repeated subconsciously, "Handsome is more appropriate, right? Why would you use this word to describe him? It's really subtle."

"Why do you have to say that he is handsome? Isn't he cute?"

Lu Yinke clapped leisurely on the metal cart with two fingers, and his legs and feet trembled accordingly.His slightly long shattered hair was pulled together with the eyelashes by the wind, and there was a faint smile on the corner of his mouth, full of contentment, like a hungry wolf.

"Come on, he's usually very strict with us, and we're all afraid of being criticized by him." The tone was unbelievable.

"But he didn't criticize you, did he?" He paused, "But don't you think he's cute when he scolds?"

"Fuck..." Han Wentao said coldly, "Brother Lu, you don't fucking like our chairman, do you? You...you're a fucking crook? I've never heard of such a rumor! Your statement It's too gay, I can't accept it for a while."

"No, I'm going to stop now, I'm going to go down and vomit for a while, I must be sick from your fright!"

"Do you know what you look like now? Like the brainless guy in love, wasn't you very shrewd when you took me to Daiso? By the way, I remember you had a girlfriend at that time! You're stupid She's still a sister, you've never said she's cute! When she's busy, she doesn't even answer her phone, and even asks people to come to you!"

Lu Yinke combed his wind-flying hair, "Really, I don't quite remember... which one?"

"That one! He Mingming! That's the one!" His voice suddenly dropped, "The one with the big breasts."

"Oh that," he seemed to remember, but he still looked uninterested, "What? You like it very much? You like me to send you her WeChat."

"No!" Han Wentao was anxious, "Brother Lu, you are not really a crook, are you? How can you have no impression at all? Don't you have any thoughts when you see people?"

"Thoughts?" Lu Yinke narrowed his eyes at the three oncoming questions, "Not really."

"But I do have thoughts about your chairman," he added.

"That won't work. I'll tell the chairman when I get back that you are sexually obsessed with him. This matter is serious and must be reported truthfully." Han Wentao said sadly, "I never thought you were such a brother Lu."

Lu Yinke chuckled softly: "What are you thinking? I'm not gay. Take a step back and say that even if I am, your chairman won't be. I just really feel that he is very interesting, interesting and cute. "

"Hey, have you ever raised a hedgehog? It obviously likes you to tease it, but it still wants to get together to prevent you from teasing it, and even pokes you with prods. It's not familiar with it."

"But the thorns are soft and have no attack power at all," he thought for a while, "It's a bluff, so I think it's cute."

"Although I don't know what you're thinking, I vaguely feel that it's very dangerous." Han Wentao stopped the car, "Is it too late for me to rescue the chairman from the wolf's den?"

"It's late," Lu Yinke jumped down nimbly with one hand on the car railing, and fell to the ground without making a sound, "It's hopeless."

On the other side, Du Yu was not idle when the two went out to buy vegetables.He called the team members together and asked who could cook, but the girls all looked at each other in blank dismay, but a male student who looked like a big boy raised his hand and said shyly, "I can".

Although it was a bit unexpected, it seemed reasonable, so he called the boy out and went to the kitchen with him.

In the kitchen here, there is no range hood, liquefied petroleum gas, rice cooker, or even a faucet. The water is fetched by red plastic gourd scoops from wooden buckets.On the contrary, the kitchen knife looks extremely sharp, reflecting light like it can cut steel and iron.

There are two large pots on the stove. The table is flat and the pots are recessed.There are bricks under the stove, and there is a cuboid opening in the middle of the red bricks, which is used for lighting the fire.

Du Yu looked at the dilapidated and crude facilities in front of him, turned his head and asked, "Can you still cook?"

That boy grew up in the city after all, so he couldn't help being dumbfounded when he saw this scene, he hesitated for a long time: "Maybe...not...yes?"

Du Yu sighed, squatted down and picked up the firewood and straw piled up beside the stove and weighed them in his hands.Straw is light, dry and crisp, and should be flammable.He rummaged through the bottom and took out a box of matches. The match was left alone in the corner, his hands were a little wet, and there was a vague astringent feeling when he rubbed his fingers.

He tried to light it up, but sure enough, it couldn't be lit.

"It's a bit difficult..." Du Yu looked at the pile of unusable matches in his hand for a moment, at a loss for what to do.

"Bah—" There was a screeching sound of brakes outside the door, which made the eardrums hurt like fingernails scratching a blackboard, and goosebumps rose all over his body.

"Fuck, it's killing me, can't you drive slower?" a voice said.

"Obviously there is something wrong with the brakes of this car, why are you still blaming me... Besides, it was you who kept urging me to drive faster on the road!" Another voice cowardly argued.

"Du Yu! Come out! Dad is back!" The voice stopped thinking about it and yelled at the bungalow.

Du Yu walked towards the playground with the matches in his hand. He frowned slightly as he looked at the things the two of them had brought back.

"Just buy this?"

Lu Yinke jumped down from the car with a bag in his hand: "I can't help it. It's too late and the stalls have been closed. Let's make do with it. Besides, isn't there still watermelon?"

Du Yu took the bag with the hand holding the match, but Lu Yinke thoughtfully withdrew his hand when he saw that he was inconvenient: "I'll come, but what are you doing with the match?"

"Here is the stove, and we need to light a fire, but this match is damp and can't be lit." He paused for a moment, "Is there a supermarket near here?"

"Supermarket?" Lu Yinke shook his head, "No."

"Obviously... oh!" Han Wentao screamed suddenly and covered the fat on his waist with a miserable look on his face.

Du Yu bit his lip as if he was thinking. There were two small bluish teeth marks on his lower lip, but they disappeared soon.

"Then what to do?" Rarely, he asked out.

"What should I do?" Lu Yinke blurted out, still in an unscrupulous joke, "Cut fire by drilling wood."

"I'll ask the principal."

He took out his mobile phone from his pocket, and Lu Yinke saw him quickly enter the password on the screen, so he called up the principal's mobile phone number and prepared to call.

"Wait a minute," Lu Yinke stopped him a second before his thumb was about to touch, "Why don't you ask me if I can do anything?"

Du Yu glanced at him sideways: "I asked."

"Oh...it seems so," Lu Yinke tilted his head and thought for a while, "I'm used to it, I didn't pay attention."

Then he yelled belatedly: "My God! Chairman Du actually took the initiative to ask me questions! What can I do!"

"Don't talk nonsense, do you have anything to do?" Du Yu turned around his phone impatiently.

Lu Yinke said "I'll look for it" while bending down and reaching for the knee pocket of the overalls.After touching for two seconds, he took out a light cuboid object and threw it into Du Yu's hand.Du Yu looked down and saw that it was a lighter.

Du Yu's lips parted slightly, obviously wanting to ask, but in the end he held back, just glanced at him suspiciously, then nodded and walked back to the kitchen, Lu Yinke consciously followed behind him.

"Why don't you leave?" Du Yu took the dishes and put them on the stove, and said to Lu Yinke who was reluctant to leave, "Go and help me call the tallest boy over."

Lu Yinke was displeased when he heard that: "Why did you call him? I'm taller than him, is there anything I can't do? It's such a rural area here, do you really know how to use a stove?"

"Cook, can you?" Du Yu bent over to wash his hands with water from the barrel, "I can't, can you?"

"Me? I should be able to choose vegetables, wash vegetables, chop vegetables and cook rice." Lu Yinke nodded, looking confident.

Du Yu stood up and turned to look at him, with a malicious smile on the corner of his mouth.

"Fuck! Du Yu! Why is this rice bag full of worms!"

"This little green vegetable, can't you choose it like this, can't you just choose the root?"

"Damn, cough, cough, cough, choked me to death, what's wrong with this fire, cough cough..."

"Hey! Potatoes, can you cut them like this?"

Du Yu raised his eyebrows at the potato that had been peeled into a pole for peeling. He reluctantly took the kitchen knife from Lu Yinke, took out a new potato from the basket next to it, and peeled it skillfully with a delicate coherence. Lu Yinke, who had already suffered a lot of failures, was amazed by his sword skills.

"Chairman Du...you really..." He smacked his lips next to him, "You are such a good wife and mother."

Du Yumi squinted his eyes, and said in a solemn voice, "It's you who can't do it."

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Lu Yinke: I, Lu Yinke, will starve to death, even if I jump from here, I will not fall in love with Du Yu

Lu Yinke: Really fragrant.