The scumbag bamboo horse is back [E-sports]

Qin Yue typed, then we will go up, and you will guard the tower on the way down.

Before he could finish typing a line, a shy and soft female voice suddenly sounded in the live broadcast room.

"Sorry, I really don't dare to play one-on-two on the road. I don't usually play this game much."

[Wow, this girl has a good voice, she is definitely a cute girl. 】

[I bet a hundred packs of spicy strips, the combination of the crown and the devil's sound card is not as expensive as the girl. 】

[The previous positive answer, this is a chicken-eating anchor, a technical thief, all relying on the full-screen wheat coquettish lying chicken, the sound card is not a costly one. 】

【It's really an anchor...】

[Our side] Famous swordsman Siming (Li Bai): The bull demon gave way to the girl?Men have a little grace.

[Our side] Ming Dao Si Ming (Li Bai): Or the girl will come with me, and the Bull Demon will guard the tower.

Seeing that someone was willing to speak for her, Sun Bin turned on the microphones of the whole team again.

[Our side] Naihe Bi'anhua (Sun Bin): Can the little brothers open the whole team?I type very slowly, let's discuss it~

From the rest of Qin Yue's eyes, seeing the expression on Gu Xu's face became more and more subtle, a bad premonition floated in his heart, but it was too late when he wanted to stop it, so he could only watch helplessly as Gu Xu fired the whole team as Sun Bin asked, Then he pinched his throat with a skillful hand.

"Little brother already belongs to my family, younger sister, you can just find a place to lie down and wait for the victory." The voice of Qing Leng Yujie who has no sense of disobedience.

Qin Yue deeply regretted why he didn't stop Gu Xu's flamboyant operation in time, he could almost foresee tomorrow, no, it will be the headline of e-sports gossip tonight.

The barrage in the live broadcast room of the two people froze for a few seconds, and the screen flickered across the screen. The sudden freeze made the Bull Demon and Yu Ji rush to the tower passionately, and lay down under the enemy tower one after another.

Sun Bin didn’t know if he had never encountered this kind of embarrassment. He stood there stupidly as if he was disconnected, and was attacked by the opponent’s blood and empty blue. Looking at the clouds above Kings Canyon.

[Fuck?And this kind of surprise? 】

[Declaration of sovereignty ah, I think the demon king is already hungry and thirsty. 】

[Moon God quickly give the Demon King a title]

【Life is not easy, the devil is a performer】

[I made a mistake before, it should be that falling in love is not easy, and I have many talents. 】

【You are all too naive. You can see that the devil's face is not blushing and his heart is not beating. He is obviously a habitual offender. 】

[I think my Luna face is full of doubts about life. 】

I have to say that Gu Xu's method is a little bit of a show, but it is really useful.

Going out from the crystal again, Sun Bin, who couldn't be driven away before, parted ways with them without saying a word and went to defend the tower on the road. Isn't he as sticky as before.

[I'm going, that's really an anchor, scolding Heizi for pretending to be a fan in the live broadcast room, saying that it is impossible for her to match the crown and the devil. 】

[The new anchor who was fooled by fans and the devil, I love her]

【The new anchor is so naive...】

This unknown 'new anchor' only brought a small episode to Qin Yue and Gu Xu's live broadcast, but Gu Xu seemed to experience a joy that he had never had before.

I have been driving the whole team mic, and with my superb skills (not), I can grab the hero I want to play no matter which floor, and sometimes I can reserve a mage for Qin Yue.

As long as he said, "My cousin can only play mage, but she is a bit shy and embarrassed to tell you."

【Devil King, you have changed, you are no longer the technical anchor you used to be. 】

[Is this too stressful? 】

[I finally understand why those chicken-eating anchors who only have a sound card can also eat chicken. As long as the cute girl pretends to be like it, the world is under control. 】

Even Qin Yue's live broadcast room was inevitably led astray by Gu Xu.

[Ming people don't speak dark words, does the moon god perform art? 】

[Ten kun pots, ask the devil to teach the moon god to say something, and I will make ten more for each of you after you learn it. 】

[Surprise local tyrants!Front row group photo! 】

Gu Xu was not ashamed of this, but proud of it, and vowed to reply to the barrage, "This is the real technology, but I just discovered its benefits."

In the end, Gu Xu, who had already floated up, was ruthlessly suppressed by Qin Yue, who forcibly ordered the whole team not to turn on the microphone, and the two finally live-streamed until the New Year's Eve dinner without any danger.

"Okay, friends, happy time is always short. Qin Yue and I are going to have a New Year's Eve dinner. The plan to accompany fans on the New Year's Eve live broadcast at night remains unchanged. We will complete the fun mode with other anchors of Maohuang TV." Said After finishing, Gu Xu zoomed in on the barrage assistant in the live broadcast room and watched it for a while.

[This round has just begun, it's too early to say goodbye, bad review! 】

[It's funny, other bases have annual holidays, but you don't have a holiday to broadcast live at the base, to tell fans that you don't have annual holidays for grades, but the time is not used for training? 】

[There is no Luna in the evening plan, will Luna still be broadcasting? 】

[Since you are at the base, why are you and Luna the only live broadcast, where is Hong Zhuang?It's fine if the goddess doesn't show her face live. 】

Gu Xu saw Qin Yue's name with sharp eyes, and asked lazily, "Moon God ~ will you live broadcast together tonight?"

Qin Yue's brows twitched, but he didn't press it, and fell into the siege on the opposite side, and replied absently, "Let's talk." He went back to the hotel after the New Year's Eve dinner, so as not to disturb other people's family of three watching the new year.

"But they have already started thousands of blood letters begging you to live broadcast the New Year's Eve, if you don't agree, it seems too unreasonable." Gu Xu moved closer to Qin Yue with a half-smile.

Qin Yue's mind is still the moon god that Gu Xu suddenly called just now, and he doesn't understand why Gu Xu is so keen on unlocking new titles recently, and he always calls them weirder than others, which makes him feel very uncomfortable.

At this time, seeing Gu Xu approaching and subconsciously backing away, he didn't expect that his strength was useless, and the gaming chair unexpectedly rowed far away, and his face inevitably showed some embarrassment for a while.

Out of the corner of Gu Xu's eyes, he looked at the blood book of thousands of people who had just started counting on the bullet screen, and returned to his original position with satisfaction, picked up his mobile phone and continued the game.

When they finished the round and were about to go downstairs for dinner, Gu Xu pretended to inadvertently saw the barrage of the blood book of thousands of people and pointed it out to Qin Yue.

Qin Yue's eyes were loose as he expected, but unfortunately Qin Yue didn't agree to the live broadcast to spend New Year's Eve with fans until the live broadcast room was closed.

Mrs. Gu and Mr. Gu had already taken their positions. At this time, Mrs. Gu was frantically taking pictures of the base and the dining table. It can be seen that Mrs. Gu's way of taking pictures is still very different from Gu Xu's.

Gu Xu presses the shutter button as soon as the picture enters the phone, never thinking about whether it looks good or not.

The latter is just the opposite. In order to find the best angle to take the perfect photo in her heart, Mrs. Gu can observe a dish in 360 degrees for half a day.

Mr. Gu was the only one who really got impatient while waiting for the meal.

"Stinky boy, come and have a few drinks with me." Mr. Gu waved at Gu Xu. He usually has no bad hobbies, except that he likes to drink.

Not the kind where rich people collect and taste good wine, but literally drink some wine.

The unit of this 'point' beer is a box, and the unit of liquor is a bottle.

Because this hobby is too vulgar and rude, apart from Gu Xu, who has inherited his thousand cups, looking at Mr. Gu's circle of friends, there is no one who can accompany him to have a 'good' drink.

Gu Xu glanced at the pile of wine at Mr. Gu's feet with a lack of interest, and frowned at Mrs. Gu, "Mom, I feel a little sick to my stomach because I didn't eat this morning. Maybe I can't drink with Dad anymore."

The smile on Mrs. Gu's face disappeared in an instant, and the sharp eye slashed across Mr. Gu, turning Mr. Gu's face livid with anger. She never dared to ask Gu Xu to accompany him for a drink, so she greeted Qin Yue and Gu Xu take a seat.

Speaking of it, the Gu family expanded their business at a good time. The family didn't have much background, and naturally they didn't have too many rules. Mrs. Gu kept talking to Qin Yue in a soft voice while eating.

"I've prepared the dumpling fillings for the evening, sauerkraut pork, mushrooms and cabbage, leek and eggs. I remember that I like to eat dumplings with leek and egg fillings? Auntie promises that you can eat money and make a fortune next year."

While talking, Mrs. Gu took out a box of throat lozenges and opened it. It was full of brand-new coins, and by visual inspection, there was more than enough for one loaf in each dumpling.

Qin Yue looked at Mrs. Gu's show dumbfounded, and felt a warm current in her heart. According to the original plan, she declined Mrs. Gu, "Auntie, I'll go home after dinner."

Mr. Gu, who had been eating in silence, kicked his son. When his son looked at him with a puzzled face, he gave him a contemptuous look. As expected, he saw that brat's eyes blazing.

Mr. Gu immediately felt comfortable all over, and he took a big sip of boiled water, and actually felt a faint feeling of drinking.

Poor Gu Xu hadn't recovered from the blow that he still failed to keep Qin Yue, but he was hit by his parents one after another.

After Mr. Gu, Mrs. Gu also looked at Gu Xu meaningfully.

Gu Xu silently picked up the spoon, scooped up two distiller's grains balls for Qin Yue, and kindly said, "Try this, it tastes very similar to... the Sixi balls at the entrance of the kindergarten."

Qin Yue couldn't remember whether Sixi meatballs were sold in the kindergarten many years ago, but he didn't think there was anything wrong.Thinking that Gu Xu was specially picking up vegetables for him to break the embarrassment, he picked up a wine lees ball and put it in his mouth without hesitation.

...Huh?boozy?Gu Xu said, what is the name of this ball that tastes like Sixi ball?Bad meatballs?Isn't that what rice is made of?

"Shall we broadcast New Year's Eve together at night?" Gu Xu asked while observing Qin Yue's expression.

Qin Yue thought for a while, without much hesitation, "It's inconvenient without live broadcast equipment."

It seems that the distiller's lees meatballs are not very authentic, Gu Xu glanced at the other distiller's grains meatballs in Qin Yue's bowl in disgust.

From the corner of the eye, I saw my parents who were watching the show, and exaggeratedly rubbed their stomachs with their hands, and said to Mr. Gu, "I feel better after eating something. How can I not drink during the Chinese New Year? Come and let me drink with you for a while."

Mr. Gu's brows and eyes twitched, watching his son enthusiastically pick out a bottle of liquor with the highest concentration and pour it into two full cups. It feels strangely like a weasel greeting a chicken for the New Year.

Mrs. Gu's gentle and decent smile also slowly froze on her face. Who is this bad boy who deliberately threw the chopsticks on the floor to trick others into getting him new ones from the kitchen, and then replaced the cold white wine in the glass with high-grade liquor?