The scumbag bamboo horse is back [E-sports]

Gu Xu pursed his lips, and manipulated the monkey to return to the middle tower, "Now start teaching by example, first pretend that you can't beat it, and then squat in a good position and wait for his skills to be fully CD."

Gu Xu chose the grass in the middle. He thought that Han Xin would go to his own blue after he finished playing this blue. At that time, Wu Zetian and Xiao Qiao were almost back.

Unexpectedly, after Han Xin beat his family blue, instead of going home, he went to Xiao Ye again, with an arrogance of "the opposite wild area belongs to me".

It's rare that the Demon King was deflated, or the Bronze Game overturned, so the barrage burst into laughter regardless of whether it was the team trumpet or not.

【Not only does he want to rob your father, he doesn't even leave you with soup. 】

[Can the Great Sage Equaling Heaven endure this grievance?The devil rushes! 】

[Don't be cowardly, just do it. 】

Gu Xu minimized the barrage and was finally willing to adjust his posture.

From half-lying on the gaming chair to sitting upright, he manipulated the monkey into the opposite wild area to take the blue, and unilaterally announced, "After a decisive battle in the dragon pit, neither Yu nor Han Xin can escape."

After Han Xin finished collecting the monkey's blue zone, he really didn't intend to go home, so he went straight to the master of the red zone.

Wu Zetian was annoyed by being harassed by Han Xin and Zhuang Zhou by the way. She was besieged by three people like a doormat, so she had to carefully move under the tower to prevent someone from accidentally being killed by jumping over the tower.

With so many viewers watching in the live broadcast room, he is also a bit of an idol.

But the fish on the opposite side is a chatterbox, and even comes with verbal attacks.

[All] Yunmengze. Wu (Zhuang Zhou): Your Majesty, come and pretend~

Qin Yue manipulated Wu Zetian to avoid Han Xin's flying, and faced the camera solemnly, "I think this is not the third team of Yunmengze, but the youth training. This kid from Zhuang Zhou may not be an adult yet."

Gu Xu signaled in the grass next to the dragon pit, and didn't expect anyone else to be obedient except Qin Yue, and answered with a smile, "Yunmengze's third team was originally trained by the youth, and it seems that there is only one adult. If it is really opposite, it should be Yu Ji."

Like Qin Yue and Gu Xu before, Han Xin and Zhuang Zhou didn't pay much attention to the bronze game. They knew that the monkey had disappeared for a long time, so they didn't explore the grass first, and directly opened the dragon.

Gu Xu sneered, and at the moment when Han Xin and Zhuang Zhou were knocked into the air by the dragon, the second skill entered the arena, taking away the remaining blood of Han Xin with one stick, and Zhuang Zhou fell to the ground with two sticks, and took over the blood of the little dragon by the way.

【666】

[Fuck?what happened? 】

[All] Yunmengze. Wu (Zhuang Zhou):? ? ?

[All] Yunmengze. Wu (Zhuang Zhou): European immigrants?

On the opposite side, Ju Youjing and Xiao Qiao immediately gave up the line and went to Xiaolongkeng. Qin Yue signaled 'the enemy disappeared'.

Gu Xu counted in his mind for a few seconds, and suddenly manipulated the monkey to jump out of the dragon pit. In the next second, at the original monkey's position, Xiao Qiao's second skill and Tachibana Ukyo's second skill appeared in parallel.

Only then did Qin Yue confirm that the opponent was Yunmengze's third team, not a fan cosplayer.

If it wasn't for Gu Xu's parallel control skills, he would definitely eat one if his reaction was slow for a second.

Only the tacit understanding of training together for a long time can we just play this parallel skill when there is no time to communicate.

If he is caught, the monkey will be cool if he has no chance to react to Xiao Qiao and Tachibana Ukyo who have intact skills.

It's a pity that they met Gu Xu, and behind Gu Xu was Qin Yue.

In a second, Xiao Qiao and Tachibana Ukyo failed to control the residual blood monkey, but they had no time to dodge Wu Zetian's big move on the whole map, and were stunned.

The monkey turned around and hit them. Two sticks disabled the two, and all skills fell into CD.

Full of blood, Empress Wu Zetian rushed from the middle road, blocked Xiao Qiao and Tachibana Ukyo's escape route, and lamented, "Finally it's my turn to take the head, I really can't bear it..."

Xiaolong seemed unwilling to be beaten to death by the player, and suddenly returned to life before he died.

Quadra Kill

Executed

Wu Zetian paused for a second, then continued to move forward, took down Xiaolong with two flat A's, and turned back to the middle.

【Sure enough, the tyrant is the real boss】

[The monkey is too cruel, it has been reported]

【Missed with Human Head】

[Wu Zetian: ... Excuse me. 】

Although Xiaolong won a wave of team battles in Longkeng, Yuji, who was on the road, had already reached the door. Not only did she have the same number of kills as the monkey, but her economy was 300 yuan more than the monkey's. The balance of victory was still tilted to the opposite side.

Even if monkeys wander around the map like untethered wild monkeys, killing every order, it can't stop the opponent's advantage from growing.

After being caught twice, Yu Ji learned how to be good, and followed her teammates closely. As long as she saw a monkey, she would first be immune to physical damage with the second skill, and then turn around and run away. Whoever was with her would sell whoever was with her.

Although the efficiency of catching people was greatly reduced after the monkeys huddled on the opposite side, the third team of Yunmengze, who had been unable to grab any dragons in the hands of the monkeys and Wu Zetian, had no way to fight against Wu Zetian, who was guarding the tower. The game remained deadlocked for 30 minutes. .

[The two gods lead the three pigs, I have seen it. 】

[Yu Ji can do it, even the devil can't catch her, it's really fun to sell teammates. 】

[It's too scary, if this is a game above gold, the teammates will play a little bit, the devil king and the others would have won it long ago. 】

[So, it became an endurance battle?Let's see who plays disgusting first? 】

In fact, the members of Yunmengze's third team have long been disgusted.

Zhuang Zhou just wanted to clear a line of soldiers, saving time by passing by the bushes without taking a detour. Before he saw the monkey falling from the sky, he fell to the ground and turned into a dead fish before he had time to panic.

"Did the monkey on the other side use the crit hang and cooldown hang? Is there a CD for this nima skill? Is it a crit strike?! I haven't seen a European monkey bullying me before?" Zhuang Zhou threw his phone on the ground angrily. On the one hand, with the 45-second resurrection time, he needs to calm down.

Han Xin was also waiting for the resurrection, and asked Zhuang Zhou with a smile, "Then why don't you ask the monkey on the public screen if it is useful to hang? If there is, I want to buy it too."

Zhuang Zhou rolled his eyes, "Do you think I look like an idiot? Monkey and Wu Zetian must be in duo. If you play so six, maybe there will be an anchor. I don't want to be in the headlines of tomorrow's e-sports."

After all, Zhuang Zhou also imagined the possible title, "Yunmengze's third team was defeated in the bronze game, angrily asked the other party if he would hang up", just thinking about it makes his scalp tingle.

"Cat King TV. Demon King and DK. Crown" the deep voice sounded in the dark training room, Zhuang Zhou and Han Xin turned their heads to look at the man in the middle, that was Ren Sheng, the captain of their third team, Yu Ji who was playing this round.

Han Xin picked up the phone in disbelief, "The Demon King of the Cat Emperor?"

Zhuang Zhou continued, "The crown?"

The two looked at each other and said in unison, "Why did they get together?"

Ren Sheng shook his head and said that he didn't know. He handed the phone to the two of them. Seeing that Yu Ji had been resurrected, he picked up the phone and continued to kill pigs and be killed.

Han Xin and Zhuang Zhou's heads were tightly squeezed on top of the phone. It was Maohuang TV. Gu Xu's live broadcast room. The screen was indeed a monkey. Because of the delay of the live broadcast, the screen happened to be the scene of a monkey beating Zhuang Zhou to death with three sticks.

A gentle voice sounded, "Bronze Bureau has no difference between crispy skin and meat."

Han Xin stared at the CD time of the monkey's skill, and screamed, "Fuck, what the hell is this not a crit inscription but a cooling inscription?!"

Zhuang Zhou didn't care about the goosebumps all over his body when he heard the words of the demon king, he stretched out his hand and shook Han Xin's face, "Wake up, no matter how nb he is, he can't be so pale that he can be hit with a stick, and he is not the illegitimate son of Tianmei. "

Han Xin took a complicated look at Zhuang Zhou, and exited the Demon King's live broadcast room to search for the crown. Sure enough, he was playing Wu Zetian.

"Do you know how many accounts of the No. [-] monkey in the Demon Kingdom uniform have been blocked?"

Zhuang Zhou shook his head honestly, what did he assist in researching the jungle map?

"Yesterday, the sixth one of this year was blocked, but there were no punitive measures in his live broadcast room." Han Xin glanced at Ren Sheng again, sighed, picked up his mobile phone and waited for the resurrection.

"!"

That is to say, the title is entirely due to too many people reporting, and there is no official evidence to prove that the demon king is cheating.

From the corner of Zhuang Zhou's eyes, he looked at Ren Sheng who was playing games seriously.

Yunmengze is a good club, but they are only the third team, and the first team and the second team are two big mountains above them, and the salary is 2000 yuan more than the youth training salary in terms of money.

Not to mention the first team, it is incomparable with the second team, which receives an advertisement and promotes hundreds of thousands of dollars.

Wait a few months, after the second team participates in the KPL qualifiers, the gap between them and the second team will only become wider and wider.

Among them, the one who had the best chance to go to the second team was the current captain, Ren Sheng. Unfortunately, the last big anchor took Ren Sheng's position, and he didn't even participate in the youth training.

At that time, the manager also offered an olive branch to Maohuang TV. Demon King, and offered the starting position of the second team, but was rejected in the end.

Now Yunmengze's first team has entered the autumn finals, and the second team has also risen to become the dark horse team in the KPL qualifiers. I don't know if the devil has regretted it.

At 50 minutes into the game, the bullet screen was full of "I'm going to throw up." The audience in the live broadcast room of the two said that no matter whether they win or lose, as long as the game ends immediately, they will immediately swipe a wave of gifts to celebrate.

Another double dragon refresh, Yunmengze's third team learned to be smart this time, three people are fighting the Juggernaut, and two people are fighting the Tyrant.

The two people who beat the tyrant were killed by the monkeys in the way of hungry tigers, and took over their tyrant by the way.

Qin Yue repeated his old trick and used his big move to grab the master when the pig teammate was brainless, but...failed?

This time, Concubine Yu was very careful, she deliberately didn't fight the dragon, but watched from the sidelines, and waited for Wu Zetian's big move to appear under the feet of the two dragon fighters, then started A dragon crazily, and finally grabbed the third team of Long Yunmengze to start the game The first dragon since.

The three teammates of Qin Yue and Gu Xu were still actively dying. For the first time, Wu Zetian, who had been guarding the house, followed behind the dying trio, taking care not to allow the members of Yunmengze's third team to see Wu Zetian's vision.

Xiao Qiao was about to kill a pig and vomit, but there was no way, since there was a live broadcast on the opposite side, they couldn't surrender, and they had to fight justified.

Since he can't beat the Crown and the Demon King, he can only take the three real Xiaobai, which is embarrassing when he thinks about it.

Although Xiao Qiao thought so in his heart, he was merciless in his strikes, and followed Zhuang Zhou's crazy output.

Ren Sheng suddenly said, "No, Wu Zetian has never shown his face, be careful of monkeys."

It's a pity that it was still too late, Wu Zetian's big move accurately hit the feet of Yunmengze's third team while pinching the remaining blood of his teammates.

Monkeys with tyrant buffs and red and blue buffs came out from the corner, except for Yu Ji, who was always vigilant and kept her second skill, and was not turned and fled by Wu Zetian Dazhong.

The other four were basically one stick at a time. Only Zhuang Zhou was too thick-skinned and died after three sticks.

Then the blood-remnant monkey and Yu Jita died together, and Wu Zetian followed the line of soldiers and successfully pushed away the crystal of Yunmengze's third team.

Gu Xu looked at the small dried fishes on the screen, and suddenly said, "Now I have foreign aid, and I am no longer the poor little one who beat nine."

The author has something to say: KPL professional league personnel survey

Name: Ren Sheng

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Club: Captain of the third team of Yunmengze

Position: Bottom Road

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Quadra Kill

Four kills!

Executed

Killed by towers or monsters