I'm not a demon

Ning Qingming really wanted to laugh, zombies are still running around on the high-speed rail, where did he get the ID card to take the high-speed rail?

But that being said, Ning Qingming still took out his mobile phone and looked at the comments on the Internet, only to find out that he was actually popular again.

#宁大师之村的奇读##宁大师之城土土兵死魔死#

Ning Qingming laughed loudly, which veteran is also talented, and even made a series for him?

He clicked on the curse of the village, only to find that it was Qiu Fanhui who recorded what happened along the way, and he edited the events of the past two days in the village into a short story and posted it on the V blog, with tens of thousands of comments below.

Because he mentioned Ning Qingming emphatically on the V blog, Ning Qingming will be popular again this time.

As for the other ancient tomb zombie, it is unknown who secretly took two photos, one is a photo of Ning Qingming talking with Dahei, and the other is a photo of Dahei carrying the coffin.

The comments under this hot topic broke through [-] in just a few hours. Some people were curious about Ning Qingming's physique where strange events would happen wherever he went. Some people asked who Dahei was, he was pretty, and some Said that the little fox is also very cute.

In the end, someone found out that Dahei was the master Ahei Heihei whom Ning Qingming had only followed a while ago, and Dahei naturally gained a wave of fans.

But the most popular ones are not these two, but #弟兵在高铁#, the comments under this hot topic are panicked, some people say that they have refunded their high-speed rail tickets and bought plane tickets, but some people commented that if zombies are on the plane where?Don't you have no place to run?In the end, the netizens had their brains wide open, and a popular topic that was a bit scary suddenly became a topic of how to avoid zombies.

Many people think that this hot topic is nonsense, so how can there be zombies?Do you think you watched Lin Zhengying's zombie movies every day when you were a child?

However, there are some research parties who are not convinced, saying that they have internal information, saying that the area where the ancient tomb was dug out is now surrounded by armed police, the surrounding traffic is strictly censored, and there are police patrols on duty every [-] meters.

As soon as this comment came out, many netizens asked if anyone who lived near the village came out to confirm it. This question, many people who lived in the county above the village came out to testify.

"I live in the county, and this village is under our county. Since the afternoon, the high-speed rail, bus station, and train station in our county have been surrounded by the police... Oh my god, can it be true? I thought it was What are you checking for, are you checking for zombies?"

"Just after school... the teacher told the parents that we must pick us up in person for a while. If we can't pick us up, we must go home with our classmates, and it's best not to go out at night..."

"Well, I'm from this village. The principal of our school held a meeting in the afternoon and said that it's going to be a holiday..."

These few comments became popular in an instant, and netizens who were still joking and saying that they were going to make rumors exploded one after another.

"There are really zombies??"

"People with type O blood please be careful."

"I beg the relevant departments to come out and refute the rumors! @华夏帝都@帝都公司局@帝都委员护团团, please refute the rumors!"

"My mother, I'm so scared that I'm shivering. I won't go out for the next few days. I'm going to ask the company for leave..."

"Who knows where Master Ning lives? I want to move to live near his house!"

Ning Qingming looked at these comments but didn't laugh. These comments looked funny at first glance, but some people were obviously nervous, and they were really worried about zombies.

"What are you looking at?" Donghuang Taiyi looked down at his phone, and smiled when he saw the comments on it, "So humans can't know our existence, it will cause panic."

Ning Qingming threw the phone aside and continued to hook his fingers at him, "Don't talk about that, let's have some fun first."

"What are you playing?" Donghuang Taiyi's eyes changed color, and the dark golden color was incomparably gorgeous.

"Play your favorite Terran game~"

When Ning Qingming got up the next day, the comments on the Internet had changed. It is said that the relevant state departments came out to clarify that there were absolutely no zombies.

Many netizens breathed a sigh of relief, and then resumed their normal life order. Those who asked for leave went to work, and the school still held classes, but only some people with a high level of living knew that there would always be plainclothes policemen on the street every night.

And Ning Qingming, who was on the hot spot twice, didn't come forward to answer any questions. He called Dahei directly on the phone and asked if they had caught zombies there.

Dahei said on the phone: "I just found it, and this zombie didn't go anywhere, but came to the south. It is said that this is where he used to live. By the way, boss, I will tell you something interesting. This zombie has recovered its memory." , and even recognized Yu Buran, and now they are arguing to make Yu Buran turn into a cat to hug him..."

Ning Qingming asked with interest: "What did Yu Buran say?"

Dahei laughed happily over there: "Yu Buran frowned, and scratched his face with one paw, but a zombie, with steel and iron bones, the zombie's face doesn't even have any red marks after Yu Buran's paw goes down. But the zombie hugged Yu Buran, saying that it was very comfortable to hug in human form...Yu Buran even blushed hahahaha."

Ning Qingming also laughed loudly, and said with a smile: "Congratulations, it seems that we will be able to drink wedding wine soon."

After the zombies were caught, the atmosphere in the imperial capital returned to normal. People seemed to have forgotten about it and continued to gossip about other stars.

And Dahei, who somehow gained a lot of fans, looked at the private messages dumbfounded. Some of these private messages said he was handsome, but more of them were begging him to read Feng Shui.

The private message said that I was afraid that Master Ning would not read the private message, and you are the only Feng Shui master that Master Ning pays attention to, so I came to you.

The familiar feeling of these familiar words reminded Dahei of the sad story of the first time he went to help someone find out if it was a ghost, and then he was slapped in the face.

Dahei learned smart this time. He started with the feng shui of the introductory. He declined all those who seemed to catch ghosts. Amway gave them some masters from the Monster Bureau.

It seems that animals who are favored by the heavens have an innate intuition for the aura field. The big gangsters look at Fengshui and never let people buy magic tools to guard the house. They only slightly change the furnishings in the room to change the aura field of the whole house. Make yourself comfortable, and make him comfortable is a pretty good aura.

What's more, with Xiaohu by his side, Xiaohu has a lot of experience and knowledge. He can tell what's wrong with Feng Shui just by taking a look at the house, and he can speak clearly and logically.

Some sophisticated people also respect Xiaohu after hearing his surname. As we all know, the five surnames in Northeast China are not to be trifled with. , the Liu family represents the snake, and the Hui family represents the rat.People who are not related to these five surnames are okay to say, but as long as it is this surname plus it has something to do with Feng Shui, some families with background will tacitly not provoke these people, because they know in their hearts that they are not human.

It didn't take long before Dahei became popular in the imperial capital, because he was not like some unscrupulous Feng Shui masters who slaughtered people, he spoke little but was sincere, and with the blessing of Xiaohu, he suddenly appeared in the Feng Shui masters have gained a lot of fame in the circle.

But Xiaohu saw it very clearly, he said: "This is all because of the popularity of the boss."

Dahei, who didn't understand why he was so popular at first, suddenly realized when he heard this: "I know, because the boss is active on the Internet and basically doesn't show up in the circle of Feng Shui masters, so they are interested in the boss and I took advantage of the trend." Fire?"

Fox nodded.

Dahei sighed: "I also said that I can be popular..."

Little Fox: "..."

Be confident, okay?

But at this time, Dahei was also secretly thinking that he could almost catch ghosts. In fact, his strength was not bad, but the people he met with Ning Qingming all the time were big bosses. This comparison made him very frustrated. But as a dog who was a dog for the past ten years, he can suddenly become refined and transform into a human form. There is no doubt about Dahei's talent. Ning Qingming once said that Dahei is the most talented demon he has ever seen in this world.

So Dahei started to pick up ghost hunting orders on the Internet.

After actually starting to do it, Dahei found that it is not that difficult. Some ghosts actually just want to find a client to take revenge, and some ghosts are playing tricks on people. There are not many ghosts who really want to harm others, but often as long as they encounter such It's not so easy to deal with the evil spirits.

More than a month passed in the blink of an eye, and Dahei donated most of the money he earned in this month. This is what he learned from Ning Qingming. It is said that doing good deeds will bring good results.

Today it is rare that no one came to him to watch Fengshui catch ghosts. Dahei sat in his yard and looked at the locked gate of Ning Qingming's house, and sighed: "Xiaohu, what do you think boss is doing in Yaomeng? He hasn't been back for a long time. Bar."

Xiaohu didn't know the relationship between Ning Qingming and Donghuang Taiyi, so he was also very puzzled: "Could it be that you live in the Demon League?"

The two discussed Ning Qingming lived a life of drunkenness and dreams in the Demon League, and did as the Romans did. In the Demon League, he became a handsome nobleman in ancient costumes, and he did not tie his hair. His original short black hair also became long. The reason for the gradual stabilization of the cultivation base also slowly returned to its previous appearance.

This face is just too outstanding in the eyes of human society, and now the face developed like the previous life is even more beautiful than the world.

He was very comfortable here, he didn't do anything every day, except for Huiyue missing Sister Changxi, he immediately didn't bother to think about it.

Here Donghuang Taiyi personally prepared everything for him, expensive food, gorgeous clothes, and a circus composed of various monsters... Donghuang Taiyi used everything to spoil Ning Qingming who lived in the Demon League.

Even if Ning Qingming was spoiled by Chang Xi and others since he was a child, he couldn't help being moved by Donghuang Taiyi's intentions. Only those who really like someone can care for such subtleties.

In comparison, Ning Qingming felt that he had become the one who was sitting on his own.

He propped his chin up and looked at the picture in the mirror. In the picture, Dahei and Xiaohu were hunting ghosts in a serious manner. He had a smile on his lips, and the smile on his face seemed to be casual, but he was always concerned about the safety of the two in the mirror.

Seeing that the two of them finally managed to catch the ghost, Ning Qingming cut off the image in the mirror. This time he didn't look at the person, but looked at the magnificent mountains and rivers of China in the mirror.

Donghuang Taiyi's footsteps made Ning Qingming look away and look in his direction.

"You're back." Ning Qingming lazily raised his chin to greet him and then continued to look at the scenery in the mirror.

Donghuang Taiyi sat beside him, the young man half lying on the soft couch had exquisite facial features, no matter whether he lowered his eyes or raised his eyes, it was a thrilling picture. The mountains and rivers were certainly beautiful, but in Dong Huangtai's eyes, no matter how beautiful the mountains and rivers were, Less than one-thousandth of the youth.

Donghuang Taiyi hugged Ning Qingming and buried her head in the crescent of his neck.

"Why? It's so itchy." Ning Qingming leaned back a little while Donghuang Taiyi smiled lowly and rubbed against his neck.

"It's really itchy!" Ning Qingming wanted to push him, but just as he raised his hand, he saw Dong Huangtai raised his eyes and looked at him. There seemed to be thousands of emotional ups and downs in those golden eyes. The eyes circled, and just this one glance made Ning Qingming dizzy.

It's not amazing, it's that Ning Qingming has always had a secret resistance to Dao, and now seeing this in Donghuangtai's eyes, he almost wants to look away every minute.

But at the same time, Ning Qingming was pleasantly surprised, "Has your cultivation level increased?"

Donghuang Taiyi rubbed his cheek in silence, "Did you see it?"

Ning Qingming pressed his fingers against his approaching lips, "Don't promiserate in broad daylight." After a pause, Ning Qingming said, "There are so many great mysteries in your eyes that they are about to overflow."

"The last time I saw it was from Tongtian..." Ning Qingming said, "Not long after that, he became a saint."

Donghuang Taiyi squinted his eyes, and he didn't have much emotional fluctuations about the possibility of becoming a saint. Instead, he was very concerned about another matter: "You and Tongtian have a really good relationship."

"Of course, how can I say that he and I are good partners who travel far and wide, hunting for treasures." Ning Qingming looked at his expressionless face, and poked his face with his finger, "Are you jealous?"

"No." Donghuang Taiyi continued to bury his head on Ning Qingming, and said, "You are mine."

Ning Qingming's eyes are soft. People with their cultivation base don't have deep feelings that are earth-shattering. They are more casually moved, and then they are together logically. Although the feelings are not as strong as those of the human race, there is no doubt that their feelings They are all long and thin, enough to resist the passing of time for hundreds of millions of years.

When Ning Qingming was drunk and dying in the Demon League, Dahei encountered a problem. The reason was simple. He happened to meet a person whose face was full of tears on the way to catch ghosts. Dahei just glanced at her, but that But the man recognized him and pulled his sleeve desperately to prevent Dahei from leaving.

After Dahei inquired, she learned that the other party’s husband died in a car accident, because she hadn’t been able to see her husband for the last time. Now she was looking for ways to meet her husband in the underworld again. She sent a private message to Dahei, But at that time, Dahei hadn't answered anything about ghosts, so he refused.

The rejected woman has recently become obsessed with pen fairy and dish fairy, hoping to attract her husband, but this kind of thing is not easy to recruit, let alone recruiting the soul of her husband, even the pen fairy She doesn't even know how to play, she obviously followed other people's way of playing, but she couldn't find the spirits around her even once.

The same is true of the pen fairy, and the same is true of the dish fairy. The woman is almost desperate. If her parents are still persuading her, she has gone with her husband now.

Dahei said that he can only catch ghosts, but he has no ability to take you to the underworld.

The little fox saw that this woman had a faint layer of merit, knew that she was usually a good person, and saw that she had a deep affection for her husband, so he said, "You can find a master who can contemplate falling yin, and the master will guide you to the underworld to let you go." You and your husband meet up."

The woman cast her hopeful eyes on Dahei.

Dahei is very honest: "It's useless to look at me, I don't know how to look at Luoyin."

The interpretation of Guan Luoyin is actually very simple. Guan is watching, falling means going down, and Yin is the underworld. Together, it means going down to the underworld to see.

This is also called Guanlingshu, in Guangzhou it is called Guan Sangu, in Sichuan it is called Xiayin or Zouyin.This is the easiest spell for the living in China to see the dead. Take off your shoes and touch the ground with the soles of your feet. A piece of cloth is placed with a magic talisman. Roll it up and cover your eyes. The disciple knocked on the wooden fish beside him, and the whole atmosphere of watching Luoyin was solemn.

Although this seems not difficult, Dahei really doesn't understand.

The woman said: "My family is very rich, as long as you can help me, you can give me as much money as you want."

Dahei said it was not a matter of money or not.

The woman quoted a price, Dahei's voice changed, and said that I will ask my master to show you...

Needless to say, his master must be Ning Qingming.

Ning Qingming was having dinner when he received the call from Dahei, and when he heard Dahei talking about Guan Luoyin, he was puzzled, what was that?

But fortunately, Baidu is omnipotent. After searching it, he knew what it was. It was a magic spell to guide the souls of the living to meet their loved ones in the underworld.

Although he didn't know how to do it either, but Dahei was begging to come to his door, so of course he couldn't ignore it.

This spell can not only meet relatives, but also check one's own lifespan and fate in the second half of life, and even check the cause and effect of the previous life. Generally speaking, it is quite magical.

Ning Qingming doesn't need to follow the methods on Baidu, but he can't directly lead people's souls to the underworld. After thinking about it, he took note of Baidu's process of viewing Luoyin, planning to put on a show when the time comes.

After eating the last piece of snacks on the plate, Ning Qingming stood up. Following his movements, his clothes changed, returning to a modern look, his hair also changed back to short hair, and even his appearance changed slightly .

It was this subtle change that turned the stunning face back into an appearance that was just a little bit prettier than ordinary people.

When Ning Qingming found Dahei, they were driving to the woman's house. The woman stopped crying when she heard that she could see her husband, but kept looking at Dahei, as if she was afraid that he would run away suddenly.

Dahei sensed Ning Qingming's position, the car turned around and picked Ning Qingming into the car.

Ning Qingming got in the car and glanced at the woman sitting in the co-pilot. The woman also looked at him, her eyes widened when she saw him, and she seemed finally relieved.

She said to Ning Qingming: "Master Ning, hello, I am Nie Shui."

"Hello." Ning Qingming smiled at her with a peaceful attitude, and there was kindness in his eyes when he smiled.

Nie Shui was relieved to see that Ning Qingming was so easy to get along with. She hesitated and said, "Master Ning, please forgive me if my family members have a bad attitude later. I have done a lot of ridiculous things recently. I was also cheated out of a lot of money, and they were also worried about me."

"It's okay." Ning Qingming didn't care about these things, but was a little curious, "But for Guan Luoyin, just find a place where no one is around. Why do you want to go to your house?"

"My niece is staying at my house recently, but she always cries and fusses every night. I want Master Hei to go to my house first to see if there is anything wrong with Feng Shui at home." Nie Shui was a little nervous after speaking. , "Master Ning, are you in a hurry?"

"No hurry, let's go to your house first." Ning Qingming comforted, "It's normal for children to make trouble at night."

Nie Shui pursed her lips and nodded restlessly.

Although it is normal for a child to wake up at night, it is strange to look like my little niece who wakes up from a dream and starts crying for no reason...

She even wondered if the ghost of her husband who just died at home was still frightening the children.

"Ah..." Xiaohu sneezed, and he wrapped his down jacket tightly, "It's so cold."

"You're still cold in so many clothes?" Ning Qingming looked at him and laughed a little.

"I'm still young!" Little Fox muttered, "And I'm always afraid of the cold."

Ning Qingming had been talking to Nie Shui since he got in the car, and Dahei was finally able to interject at this time, "Boss, what are you doing there?"

This and that refer to the Demon League, but because of the presence of Nie Shui, Dahei didn't say it clearly.

"I'm cultivating a relationship with your master." Ning Qingming said with a smile. He naturally knew that Dahei was his master to Nie Shui, so he joked, "I'll take you to meet your master in a few days, remember Want a better meeting gift, he has a lot of good things, keep your eyes open."

"Master??!!" Dahei was stunned for a moment, and then he realized that the car that was going straight was frightened and made an S-shaped detour on the road, "Master???? Isn't it Master?????"

"No." Ning Qingming still smiled Mimi, "You will know when the time comes."

Xiaohu's eyes widened, the boss' partner turned out to be a man! ! ! ! !

Even Nie Shui couldn't help but look at Ning Qingming a few more times, but because of her occupation, she was always very open about other people's gender, and she said too much: "It turns out that Master Ning already has a partner, and she must be very good." ?”

"Excellent." When Ning Qingming saw Nie Shui praising Donghuang Taiyi, for some reason, he was happier than praising himself. "It's just a little worse than me."

What Ning Qingming didn't expect was that this kind of shameless boast made all three of them nod in agreement, and they really thought so from their expressions...

They went all the way back to Nie Shui's house. As soon as Nie Shui opened the door, he heard a voice from inside: "Shui Shui! You brought a liar to the door again??"