I'm not a demon

Ning Qingming thought about it, so he asked, "Aren't you just a big black dog?"

Dahei was taken aback when he heard this question, and stayed for a long time before speaking: "...Although I am a black dog...but..."

Dahei is poor at words, he is not a person who is good at talking, although he is a black dog, the guy who doesn't know what kind of ghost is right, but his tone is clearly scolding a dog! !

Ning Qingming said with a smile: "You wait for me there."

He didn't ask where Dahei was, as long as Dahei was in the imperial capital, he could find his location with a little scan with his divine sense, which was even easier to use than GPS.

Daheiyan who hung up the phone stood at the door dumbfounded. At this time, there was a lot of quarreling inside. This family didn't seem to be from the imperial capital, and they spoke in a dialect.

As a native dog of the imperial capital, Dahei really couldn't understand what the few people inside were talking about.

However, he could barely tell that the old monster who told him to get out just now spoke in a dialect, but it was completely different from the dialect spoken by Su Hai and his father.

As soon as Dahei heard the old monster's voice, he thought that he just scolded himself to get out, what dialect did he speak, didn't the imperial capital speak very slickly when he scolded himself...

Dahei didn't wait long, and Ning Qingming came up from the elevator. Dahei saw Ning Qingming, and complained whimperingly: "Boss, you don't know how arrogant that guy is, lying on the sofa as if he has no bones. Call me a black dog and let me go!"

Ning Qingming patted his head, "The black dog is telling the truth." Seeing Dahei's resentful eyes for a moment, Ning Qingming coughed and continued: "But it would be too much to let you go! Unforgivable!"

Ning Qingming, who said it was unforgivable, knocked on the door of this house in a law-abiding manner. At this time, there was so much noise inside that no one heard the knock.

"It's arguing inside." Unlike Dahei's quick temper, Ning Qingming's temper is much gentler. He listened and said to Dahei, "That fox is scolding why they brought black dogs, saying that he hates black dogs the most. gone."

Dahei was about to explode when he heard it, Ning Qingming quickly pinned down Dahei who was about to smash the door, and said, "Don't smash it, be careful that someone will call the police to arrest you."

Dahei suppressed the anger in his heart, and said in a low voice: "Actually, I also hate foxes the most!"

"Really?" Ning Qingming said casually, "I saw you liked Daji a lot when I was in the Demon League last time."

Dahei's expression froze.

Da, Da, Daji...she is different! !As long as it is a male creature, it will have a good impression of her, okay? !But the male vixen can't do it!

"But Boss, why are you not in a hurry at all." Dahei was a little puzzled, if Ning Qingming usually dealt with this matter quickly, why didn't he worry at all today, instead he looked like he was watching a drama.

Ning Qingming glanced at him and asked, "Do you know that there is a Hu family in the south?"

Dahei shook his head honestly.

"Actually, I don't know, I just read it in the novel." Ning Qingming became a monk halfway, and he is really good at many modern metaphysics, but he doesn't need to be good at the current metaphysics at that level.

However, he used to like to read posts about ghost stories and the like. Although he didn't know much about this aspect, he still knew a little bit.

Of course, Ning Qingming didn't know whether those posts were nonsense. Anyway, they were well described, so Ning Qingming just casually used them to tell Dahei.

"What I said just now about the Hu family in the south is not very accurate, don't take it to heart." Ning Qingming was afraid that the stupid Dahei would make jokes when he heard what he said, so he told him in advance.

Dahei nodded and continued to stare at him.

Ning Qingming continued: "It is said that the Hu family is good at feng shui, and also likes to recruit disciples very much. Often the people selected by the Hu family are talented, and the industry of feng shui is rich and can pretend, except for being too timid. Damn, basically agree."

"However, the disciples selected by the Hu family generally do not appear in front of the disciples. When talking to disciples and imparting Feng Shui knowledge, they will choose the 'upper body'. The Hu family in it is obviously not malicious to the original owner, but the original owner does not seem to want to contact him. In this business, after the rejection, this bad-tempered Hu family still chose to 'upper body', probably deliberately making trouble to get the original owner to agree."

As soon as Ning Qingming finished speaking, the quarrel inside also came to an end, and the door opened slowly without wind and made a creaking sound.

That rough voice sounded: "Great Immortal, please come in."

Obviously he just heard what Ning Qingming said.

Ning Qingming was not polite to him either, on the contrary, Dahei's attitude was a lot more cautious this time.

However, Dahei glanced at that person quietly, and found that she was still sitting in the same posture as before, not even changing her smoking posture. On the contrary, Su Hai and his son looked panting. Just looking at the quarrel, you can tell who won and who won. .

Women are quite good-looking, this can be seen from Su Hai, her appearance belongs to the delicate type, but at this time she is not "her", when this delicate appearance is placed on another person's body, it becomes A wonderful feeling.

Probably because of the rough temperament in the elegance, it is unforgettable at first glance.

The woman took a puff of cigarette before she opened her mouth: "Great Immortal, I heard what you said outside just now, and the facts are indeed as you said. I have been fancying this child for a long time, but she has always disagreed, so I just said on her."

Probably because the original owner was working in the hospital, Ning Qingming could tell at a glance that the "original owner" had a very negative physique and was contaminated with a lot of ghost aura. Although he said he couldn't see these things, he must have come into contact with them frequently.

Ning Qingming said: "I understand your feelings, Mr. Hu. It is really not easy to find a talented apprentice."

Mr. Hu took a puff of cigarette and said, "I promised her wealth, longevity, and even eternal youth... The only requirement is to stay away from the secular world, cut off relations with her husband and children at home, and go back to Hu's family to practice hard with me. for a few years, but she just didn't want to."

Su Hai and his father, who were standing aside, were shocked. The annoyance that they had been arguing with Mr. Hu but could not understand what the other party was saying was filled with complex emotions.

Mr. Hu shook the soot, "It's not that we don't want her to go back to the secular world. Honestly, I just stay there for more than ten years and learn a lot before coming back. I really don't understand why this little girl has such a stubborn temper."

In the eyes of Mr. Hu, Su Hai's mother can only be regarded as a child, and if she enters the family of Hu's family, her lifespan may not last a thousand years, but she will keep her current appearance forever, and it is not a problem to live to more than 100 years old.

Ning Qingming said: "The human race values ​​feelings the most. It is definitely not willing to let them abandon their families and choose their own wealth. Mr. Hu is probably using the wrong method."

"Forget it, I don't bother to think of other ways, just pretend that this girl has nothing to do with me." Mr. Hu snuffed out the cigarette in his hand, looked at Ning Qingming and said, "Besides, I can't force you to be here, Daxian." Are you coming?"

Ning Qingming didn't answer the question, but instead said to Su Hai and the others: "Can you avoid it for a while?"

Su Hai and his father looked at each other, although he was not at ease, but when he heard that Mr. Hu was willing to let his mother go, he nodded and said, "My father and I will go to the bedroom."

When Ning Qingming saw the two of them go to the bedroom and close the door, he continued: "I heard that the Hu family has a lot of knowledge up to now, and the disciples under the door are not all from the same clan or human race. How about seeing Dahei next to me?"

Dahei bulged his cheeks, and was about to say something when Ning Qingming's eyes signaled him to shut up.

Mr. Hu resolutely refused: "I hate dogs, especially black dogs."

Animals like black dogs are highly spiritual before they become spirits, and even more so after becoming spirits. Their cultivation often improves rapidly, but these are not the reasons why he hates black dogs. The real reason is because he When he was young, he practiced tricks outside, but he was almost made out of his original shape by dog ​​blood. Since then, he has hated dogs, especially the big black dog among dogs.

But soon he realized that his tone was a bit too strong. Although he didn't know Ning Qingming, he was still very afraid of the opponent's oppressive strength.

He eased his tone, and discussed with Ning Qingming: "Although I don't like dogs, I have a grandson who likes them very much. Although my grandson is not very old, he is already more proficient in metaphysics than a half-immortal of the human race. Daxian If you don't dislike it, I will let my grandson go to find you tomorrow, and there is no need for the big black dog to learn from you, just treat it as an equal."

Although Dahei doesn't like Mr. Hu very much, he can't say he hates it. It's just that the other party's tone was very aggressive at first, but after thinking about it, his tone was also bad at the beginning.

Thinking about it this way, Dahei quickly calmed down again, and he had no objection to the other party's proposal.

People who would refuse benefits are probably fools. Although he is careless, he is not a fool, so he said immediately: "Then thank you Mr. Hu."

Mr. Hu only looked at him right now. In the final analysis, if Dahei had no backing and only cared about his seniority, the rude words he said just now were enough for a vixen who had cultivated for thousands of years to teach him an unforgettable lesson. .

When Dahei met Mr. Hu's eyes, his back couldn't help but straighten. Although he didn't get off to a good start the first time, he also learned something faintly.

As soon as they agreed, Mr. Hu was about to leave. Ning Qingming and Dahei didn't stop them, they just said goodbye next time, and then the woman's body fell down on the sofa with a thud.

Ning Qingming yelled in the direction of the bedroom, Su Hai and his father ran out quickly and helped the woman to lie down on the bed.

"Master Ning... Is my mother okay?" Su Hai glanced at Dahei, saw that he didn't bother him as he was thinking about something, and asked Ning Qingming instead.

"It's okay, I'm just a little weak, just sleep well and eat something good." Ning Qingming looked at him with a smile, "Your mother gave up her glory and wealth for you, so you have to treat her better in the future. "

"Definitely." The two promised again and again.

In the end, when Ning Qingming and Dahei walked out of this house, Dahei's account also had an extra charge. After thinking about it, he was not willing to donate everything like Ning Qingming did. He only donated one-third to a charity. Institution, smiled silly.

Seeing him like this, Ning Qingming couldn't help laughing.

"Boss, I will pay attention to what I say in the future." Dahei thought for a long time, and then said, "I thought about it, and it was indeed Mr. Hu who asked me to get out just now. I just called him when I entered the door without asking anything. Monster, if it were me, I would be angry too."

Ning Qingming felt relieved that the child had grown up, "Besides, sometimes, the human race is not necessarily kind and harmless. Maybe there is a reason for the incident, so we must ask clearly before making a move."

Dahei nodded, feeling very relaxed after he figured it out, "Boss, let's go back and have a supper! I made money! I'll treat you!"

Ning Qingming agreed, and then the two went to a barbecue restaurant.

Although the weather in the imperial capital is very cold at this time, neither of them is a real person, so they ordered a dozen beers, and while drinking, Dahei said: "Boss, I heard that the Demon League has been severely punished by the Demon Emperor." Submissive."

Ning Qingming was not surprised, not to mention that there are only these little monsters in the Monster League, those big monsters who walked sideways in the prehistoric period were not still honest under the hands of Di Jun and Taiyi, so it is only natural that Taiyi can completely control the Monster League so quickly of.

"I heard that they are clamoring to find the Demon Queen for Lord Demon Emperor." Dahei continued.

That day in the Demon League, except for big monsters with good cultivation like Lu Ya, Kong Xuan, and Daji, they barely heard Ning Qingming's words that they wanted to cover Taiyi, and guessed the relationship between the two, but like Dahei and Yu Buran. I don't know if there is still such a detour between Ning Qingming and Tai Yi.

Ning Qingming's expression became meaningful. How dare someone pry into his corner?

So Ning Qingming and Dahei ate meat and drank heavily, planning to contact Donghuang Taiyi when they returned home after eating and drinking.

But as soon as he got home, he forgot about it, and fell asleep until the next day.

The next morning Ning Qingming was woken up by knocking on the door. Dahei had drunk a lot last night and hadn't woken up until now. Ning Qingming opened the door with a dazed expression, and saw a seven or eight-year-old boy standing at the door.

The little boy has a pair of long and narrow fox eyes, a red mouth, and a red face. He looks quite delicate and cute.

As soon as he opened his mouth, his voice was clear and childlike, "Daxian, do you have a big black dog at home? My grandfather asked me to find that big black dog."

Dahei, who had just woken up, walked out the door slowly, and heard the child's words just as he walked out.

Although there is nothing wrong with the child's words, it sounds uncomfortable everywhere!Dahei gritted his teeth, it seems that he and the fox family are born at odds!

"Ah, the big black dog has come out!" The child jumped up and waved his hand to Da Hei, and greeted him familiarly, "Da Hei! I'm Little Fox!"

Da Heimu walked over with a sullen face. The kid's attitude was quite good, which made him unable to vent his anger, so he could only say dryly, "You're here."

"Here I come!" Xiaohu sneaked in from Ning Qingming, he walked up to Dahei's waist, and looked even smaller, "My grandfather asked me to teach you well."

"Are you sure?" Dahei was very skeptical, this kid still wants to teach him something?

Ning Qingming looked at it for a long time with a smile on his face, and when he heard Dahei's words, he said, "Don't look at the small fox-human race, but he is actually over 200 years old."

The big black dog trembled, and the little fox straightened up with pride.

"My grandpa said that you are an idiot and don't understand anything. Let me teach you from the basics, from the ghosts in the south to the ghosts in the north..." Xiaohu took Dahei to his bedroom, "It's too cold outside, let's come in and say."

Dahei interjected: "I think your grandpa really can't speak."

Ning Qingming laughed and followed the two into the bedroom, listening to the famous masters and monsters in the north and south of Xiaohu science.

Hearing it from the morning to the afternoon, Dahei, who was skeptical of Xiaohu at the beginning, is now completely convinced, but in the afternoon, he felt that he was really too ignorant before.

Even Ning Qingming has a systematic understanding of the current non-human races in the north and south.

It was night in a blink of an eye, and a few people went out to eat, and then came back to continue talking.

Ning Qingming listened for a while, without disturbing the two of them, quietly went out and returned to his room. Just now, the little fox mentioned the glorious Daji of their fox clan. When he mentioned Daji, he thought of Donghuang Taiyi. Thinking of what Dahei said last night about the demon emperor, he originally said last night that he would look for Donghuang Taiyi after he came back from the barbecue, but he forgot when he interrupted.

But now that he remembered, it was time to settle the score.

Donghuang Taiyi has been really busy recently. Although it is said that rectifying the demon alliance is easy, it is not the case in real operation. If he had not had experience hundreds of millions of years ago, he would not have been so busy. when.

But fortunately, the current management is as systematic as that of the human race, and it is much easier to manage.

Just as Donghuang Taiyi had just finished dealing with the matter here, he sensed that the Donghuang bell he had left on Ning Qingming was calling him, a smile flashed in his eyes, and a phantom appeared in Ning Qingming's bedroom.

Ning Qingming, who had just taken a bath, blushed a little. Although he had already recovered his cultivation, he still maintained the habits he had when he was a human race, such as eating, bathing and sleeping. These are all subconsciously done every day.

However, he canceled the practice against the moon when he did not recover his cultivation...

"You're here." Ning Qingming walked barefoot on the carpet, the furry soles of his feet felt slightly itchy, Ning Qingming couldn't hold back his smile, the smile on his face widened, and he almost called Donghuang Taiyi to come over and question him as a "demon queen" Forget everything.

But I forgot it last night, and I will definitely not forget it again tonight. He circled around the phantom of Donghuang Taiyi and asked, "Have you finished your work recently?"

"Soon." Donghuang Taiyi's golden eyes followed Ning Qingming's movement, and when Ning Qingming came to him, he reached out and hugged him, smelling the faint fragrance of flowers on his body.

"What are you doing?" Ning Qingming broke free from Donghuang Taiyi's arms, and said with a half-smile, "I heard that a demon wants you to pick a demon queen?"

"Demon Empress?" Donghuang Taiyi thought of such a thing, and immediately knew why Ning Qingming called him here today, Xingshi to ask the crime?

With a smile in his eyes, he walked to Ning Qingming, took his hand and led him to sit on the bed, "Isn't you my demon queen?"

Ning Qingming hehe, he didn't feel romantic at all, "Gays are gay, so let's forget about it being so ugly."

Dong Huangtai blinked her golden eyes, "Then you will be the demon emperor, and I will be your demon queen."

Ning Qingming burst out laughing, "Why are you so thick-skinned?"

"Being the demon emperor is very tiring." Donghuang Taiyi really didn't want to be the demon emperor, at this moment he couldn't help but miss Di Jun who started to deal with things, "When brother Di Jun can recover his memory, I will give him this position. "

As soon as this topic was mentioned, the atmosphere of joking just now disappeared, and Ning Qingming's expression became serious, "Let them think about it by themselves, maybe they won't be able to remember it after this life has passed."

As he said that, he thought of Di Jun, who had been sullen all day long since he became the leader of the Yaozu, and sighed again: "It's okay if you can't remember, after all, the previous memories of the Yaozu are too much for him." It's heavy."

"I plan to let Lu Ya take over the Yaomeng in the future." Donghuang Taiyi said suddenly at this time, "This is also his responsibility."

"What about you?" Ning Qingming knew that Donghuang Taiyi was now trying to train him to be an assistant to deal with monster affairs.

"Me? Of course I'm cultivating with all my heart." Donghuang Taiyi's tone was very serious. If it wasn't for his hand that was lowering down Ning Qingming's waist, Ning Qingming would have almost believed his nonsense.

"Practice what?" Ning Qingming moved closer to Donghuang Taiyi.

They are all monster races, and they have never restrained their desires like humans, and it has always been their style to directly express what they want.

"Double cultivation." Donghuang Taiyi pressed Ning Qingming on the bed, covering him with his whole body, and his hands had already penetrated into his pajamas.

"Is it from the human race again?" Ning Qingming laughed, "Your hands are so hot..."

Just when the atmosphere suddenly became ambiguous, a familiar voice came from outside the courtyard.

"Master, we are back!!"

Donghuang Taiyi took a deep breath, then slowly, slowly swept the two uninvited guests outside into the sky with the uncontrollable surging demon power and threw them to an unknown place.

The two figures outside flew over, and then flew away into the distance.

Sifel, who was floating in mid-air, had an untimely thought in his mind during the process of floating, he said, this time the demon emperor didn't say to let us go.

Gabet replied faintly: He let us float.

The author has something to say: Gabetter: Here I go again!

Donghuang Taiyi: Gone with the wind!

This Hu Daxian’s upper body apprenticeship is real_(:з」∠)_