I'm not a demon
Chapter 43
After hanging up the phone, Ning Qingming couldn't help saying with emotion that this kid Wang Feng is also very attractive to ghosts. He still remembered that the last time Wang Feng visited him to eat hot pot, a ghost followed him.
Thinking of this, Ning Qingming froze for a moment, by the way, where is that monster?
After thinking about it for a while, he felt that the monster had probably gone to other places to follow others, so Ning Qingming didn't care, because according to his observation, there were no other monsters in Wang Feng's house except his grandma's monster.
After Ning Qingming returned home, he pinched his hands and used wind and water to clean up and down the house. It felt so refreshing not to have to do it by himself. Ning Qingming looked at the brand new home with joy, and rarely did the cooking himself. , Cooked a lazy hot pot.
Lazy Hot Pot is a new product recently. There are more than a dozen ingredients in a whole box, including meat and vegetables. The reason why it is called lazy hot pot is that it will automatically heat up after opening and adding cold water, so you don’t need to go to the kitchen. Use pots and bowls.
But Ning Qingming felt that there was not enough meat, so he put the hot pot in the pot to heat up, and put a lot of beef rolls he bought from the supermarket separately.
Because the cleaning was full of dust, Ning Qingming's door was left open, and the scent spread outside along the door.
The smell of the hot pot was quite enticing. Dahei, who lived opposite Ning Qingming, sniffed the scent for a while, and followed the scent into Ning Qingming's yard.
"Boss!" The big black eyes looked at Ning Qingming's hot pot eagerly, and swallowed.
"..." Ning Qingming swallowed the beef roll in his mouth and said, "There are still some in the refrigerator, take them if you are hungry."
Dahei not only took out the hot pot from the refrigerator, but also took out Ning Qingming's half box of beef rolls, and then walked to the kitchen to cook the hot pot and meat together in the pot.
After finishing all this, Dahei was in the same happy mood as Ning Qingming just now, and he stretched out his head from the kitchen and shouted to Ning Qingming: "Boss, do you need a nanny? The kind who can guard the door, wash clothes, cook meals and do housework?"
"No shortage." Ning Qingming resolutely refused.
"Oh." Dahei withdrew his head dejectedly, and said after a while, "Boss, let's just eat together in the future, I will make a lot of delicious food."
"Boss, you're just too thin. According to the human race, you don't have any meat on your body. It's not good to eat these fast foods every day..."
Ning Qingming finished eating the hot pot amidst Dahei's rambling voice, and said, "I didn't expect you to be a wife?"
Dahei was stunned: "What?"
Ning Qingming said, "I just want to praise you for being virtuous."
Dahei said naturally: "Boss, you are my savior, the most important position in my heart, besides Hua'er, is you."
"What do you say? I'm just helping you find Xiaohua." After eating hot pot, Ning Qingming made a pot of green tea to relieve his tiredness. Hearing Dahei's words, he couldn't help being a little surprised.
"I heard in the Monster Bureau a while ago that if it wasn't the boss, you and Brother Yu went to S City last time, then it would have been the judge of the underworld. If the judge found me... I can no longer live in this world." Hei came out of the kitchen with a hot pot, and lay down on the stone table in the yard while talking.
"Besides, I was able to atone for my sins. There is also a reason for not being imprisoned in the deep prison." Dahei said, attracting fans, "Boss, I really didn't mean to be disrespectful to you at the beginning."
When he first met Ning Qingming, Dahei didn't think much of him, but after Ning Qingming told him the exercises he practiced to Yueyue without reservation, his attitude changed.
When he came to the imperial capital and went to the Monster Bureau, he knew that he had gotten lucky. If Ning Qingming hadn't gone there, then Yu Buran would have gone with the judge of the underworld. The judge always treats monsters who dare to attack humans. The family hates him deeply, even if he still has a thousand years of life, if he strokes it in the hands of the judge, he will have no birthday and can only go to the underworld obediently.
And after he went to the Monster Bureau, he knew that he should have been imprisoned in the deep prison for decades. Although the deep prison can apply for a delay in the execution of the prison term, this is not something that a monster who has no foundation and turned into a human form can do.
But in the end the superior still opened the back door for him, and Yu Buran said to him meaningfully at that time: "Remember to obediently follow the boss."
He wasn't stupid, so he knew that it was Ning Qingming's credit for his survival and not being imprisoned in a deep prison, not to mention that Ning Qingming had found the reincarnation of his wife, how could he still be disrespectful to him?Don't put it in an important position in your heart?
Ning Qingming was dumbfounded, she was still pretending to be a fool to take advantage of Donghuang Taiyi's prestige...to help the younger brother below.
Ning Qingming laughed, took a sip of the slightly astringent green tea, and asked, "Then will you make the same mistake in the future?"
Dahei knew what he meant, and quickly assured: "No, even if I meet such a person again, I will call the police according to the laws of the human race."
In the days before Ning Qingming stayed by his side, he also went to the underworld to ask about his wife's reincarnation. Although he didn't ask anything, he saw the person he had killed.
That person naturally didn't know him in human form, Dahei watched him rolling and mourning in the oil pan because of his sins, and his heart didn't fluctuate. After taking a last look at him, he left without saying a word.
If he had to ask Dahei to say something, he would probably say that he deserved what he deserved, and that such a person would not be enough to fry in oil for hundreds of years.
Ning Qingming took a deep look at him, saw that his face was flushed by the heat, and poured him a cup of green tea: "The hot pot is a bit spicy, let's drink some tea to moisten it."
"Boss, I came up with a good idea to make a fortune!" Dahei drank a cup of tea, and then said, "I saw those people doing live broadcasts on the Internet, I also want to try try."
Ning Qingming glanced at him: "What's the live broadcast? Eat hot pot?"
"I want to broadcast the daily life of me and the boss!"
"……roll."
At first Ning Qingming thought that Dahei was joking, but he didn't expect Dahei to walk around his yard with his mobile phone pole the next day, but luckily the camera didn't catch him.
Ning Qingming twitched the corner of his mouth and asked, "What are you shooting for?"
"I opened a live broadcast room and called it to observe the big guy who lives next door." Dahei patted his chest and said, "Everyone is guessing who lives next door to me!"
Ning Qingming: "..."
Damn mental retardation.
He also kind of wants to open a live broadcast room, and his name is that silly dog next door to my house is peeping at me every day, how can I break it?
But Dahei at most just entered the yard, and broadcast the stone table and chessboard in the yard to the audience in the live broadcast room. After several days of live broadcast, the audience didn't see who lived in the yard.
Because Ning Qingming was not at home at all, but went back to work at the zoo...
The daily work of the zoo is also very simple, that is, feeding and feeding, except for being secretly photographed occasionally... But this is harmless to Ning Qingming, after all, even if he returns home, he still has to guard against being secretly photographed by Dahei...
After work that day, Ning Qingming passed by the supermarket and bought some instant food from there, but this time he didn't buy hot pot, but bought some quick-frozen dumplings, which can be used as a supper if he is hungry in the middle of the night.
When he passed by the meat food section, he thought of Dahei, and couldn't help but pick up his bones...
The Monster Bureau has no tasks that require Dahei to do recently, so Dahei is unusually free, waiting for him at Ning Qingming's off-duty point every day. Ning Qingming does not defend him, and the door is never locked, but it is also because there is nothing at home. , nothing to worry about.
So today Dahei is still sitting on the stone bench in Ning Qingming's yard. He has been very interested in the chessboard on the stone table for the past two days, so he simply broadcasts the next issue to the audience every day when he is bored.
The audience is also appreciative, they can't understand but they still boast about their superb chess skills. There is no other reason. As long as they are not aesthetically abnormal, most of the human beings in the form of monsters have a good appearance.
And because of this appearance, even if Dahei was in a daze during the live broadcast, a group of female viewers frantically brushed the barrage and shouted how handsome.
So—even if Dahei is just a beginner chess player, he has been unanimously loved and given gifts by the female audience.
Dahei scratched his face, no wonder so many monsters like to become stars, as long as they have a good face, it is so easy to get popular.
He moved the phone on the stone table and turned the camera to the kitchen, "I'll make dinner first, and I won't broadcast live while I'm cooking."
Because Dahei also learned how to be cute during the live broadcast, as for why he doesn’t broadcast live while cooking, it’s because he uses magic while cooking, so there’s no way to broadcast live...
There were also a group of comments on the barrage shouting that it's a pity that I can't see the male god cooking.
Just when Dahei was about to go to the kitchen, a hurried and heavy footstep came from outside the door from far to near. Dahei's eyes widened, and he saw a tiger running into the yard with its teeth and claws open.
Big black:"……"
The tiger raised its head to the sky and roared loudly, looking at Dahei, grinding the ground in the yard violently, as if it would come up to bite if there was any disagreement.
The viewers who watched the live broadcast were stunned when they saw the tiger, and their trembling hands sent out barrage.
"Where do you live handsome? I, I'll call the police..."
"Anchor, please report your address quickly, let's call the police, oh my god, I don't want to watch the live broadcast of tigers eating people..."
"I don't know if it's my illusion, but I think this tiger looks familiar."
"The one upstairs...do you think it looks like the tiger that Master Ning met in Taibai Mountain last time?"
"It seems to be that one! I remember that the tiger's four paws were all white. At that time, I thought it was very strange, and I took a second look!!"
"I seem to vaguely guess the owner of this yard..."
"I have a bold guess, could it be..."
When Dahei and the tiger were confronting each other, Ning Qingming came in from the door carrying several packs of ingredients. He was startled when he saw the tiger, and asked, "What are you doing?"
This calm and quite familiar tone caused the audience watching the live broadcast to send a bunch of "It really is Master Ning".
When Ning Qingming walked in, the tiger's tense body relaxed, and it rubbed Ning Qingming's hand affectionately towards Ning Qingming who approached it.
Due to the placement of the mobile phone, the audience in the live broadcast room couldn't see Ning Qingming's face, they could only see him rubbing the tiger's head with his beautiful hand, which was comparable to that of a pianist, and the tiger obediently let him rub it.
Then Ning Qingming became popular again, but it was the same event with a different title.
#直播室The big guy who lives next door turned out to be Master Ning#
#Master Ning was rumored to be a tiger spirit#
Thinking of this, Ning Qingming froze for a moment, by the way, where is that monster?
After thinking about it for a while, he felt that the monster had probably gone to other places to follow others, so Ning Qingming didn't care, because according to his observation, there were no other monsters in Wang Feng's house except his grandma's monster.
After Ning Qingming returned home, he pinched his hands and used wind and water to clean up and down the house. It felt so refreshing not to have to do it by himself. Ning Qingming looked at the brand new home with joy, and rarely did the cooking himself. , Cooked a lazy hot pot.
Lazy Hot Pot is a new product recently. There are more than a dozen ingredients in a whole box, including meat and vegetables. The reason why it is called lazy hot pot is that it will automatically heat up after opening and adding cold water, so you don’t need to go to the kitchen. Use pots and bowls.
But Ning Qingming felt that there was not enough meat, so he put the hot pot in the pot to heat up, and put a lot of beef rolls he bought from the supermarket separately.
Because the cleaning was full of dust, Ning Qingming's door was left open, and the scent spread outside along the door.
The smell of the hot pot was quite enticing. Dahei, who lived opposite Ning Qingming, sniffed the scent for a while, and followed the scent into Ning Qingming's yard.
"Boss!" The big black eyes looked at Ning Qingming's hot pot eagerly, and swallowed.
"..." Ning Qingming swallowed the beef roll in his mouth and said, "There are still some in the refrigerator, take them if you are hungry."
Dahei not only took out the hot pot from the refrigerator, but also took out Ning Qingming's half box of beef rolls, and then walked to the kitchen to cook the hot pot and meat together in the pot.
After finishing all this, Dahei was in the same happy mood as Ning Qingming just now, and he stretched out his head from the kitchen and shouted to Ning Qingming: "Boss, do you need a nanny? The kind who can guard the door, wash clothes, cook meals and do housework?"
"No shortage." Ning Qingming resolutely refused.
"Oh." Dahei withdrew his head dejectedly, and said after a while, "Boss, let's just eat together in the future, I will make a lot of delicious food."
"Boss, you're just too thin. According to the human race, you don't have any meat on your body. It's not good to eat these fast foods every day..."
Ning Qingming finished eating the hot pot amidst Dahei's rambling voice, and said, "I didn't expect you to be a wife?"
Dahei was stunned: "What?"
Ning Qingming said, "I just want to praise you for being virtuous."
Dahei said naturally: "Boss, you are my savior, the most important position in my heart, besides Hua'er, is you."
"What do you say? I'm just helping you find Xiaohua." After eating hot pot, Ning Qingming made a pot of green tea to relieve his tiredness. Hearing Dahei's words, he couldn't help being a little surprised.
"I heard in the Monster Bureau a while ago that if it wasn't the boss, you and Brother Yu went to S City last time, then it would have been the judge of the underworld. If the judge found me... I can no longer live in this world." Hei came out of the kitchen with a hot pot, and lay down on the stone table in the yard while talking.
"Besides, I was able to atone for my sins. There is also a reason for not being imprisoned in the deep prison." Dahei said, attracting fans, "Boss, I really didn't mean to be disrespectful to you at the beginning."
When he first met Ning Qingming, Dahei didn't think much of him, but after Ning Qingming told him the exercises he practiced to Yueyue without reservation, his attitude changed.
When he came to the imperial capital and went to the Monster Bureau, he knew that he had gotten lucky. If Ning Qingming hadn't gone there, then Yu Buran would have gone with the judge of the underworld. The judge always treats monsters who dare to attack humans. The family hates him deeply, even if he still has a thousand years of life, if he strokes it in the hands of the judge, he will have no birthday and can only go to the underworld obediently.
And after he went to the Monster Bureau, he knew that he should have been imprisoned in the deep prison for decades. Although the deep prison can apply for a delay in the execution of the prison term, this is not something that a monster who has no foundation and turned into a human form can do.
But in the end the superior still opened the back door for him, and Yu Buran said to him meaningfully at that time: "Remember to obediently follow the boss."
He wasn't stupid, so he knew that it was Ning Qingming's credit for his survival and not being imprisoned in a deep prison, not to mention that Ning Qingming had found the reincarnation of his wife, how could he still be disrespectful to him?Don't put it in an important position in your heart?
Ning Qingming was dumbfounded, she was still pretending to be a fool to take advantage of Donghuang Taiyi's prestige...to help the younger brother below.
Ning Qingming laughed, took a sip of the slightly astringent green tea, and asked, "Then will you make the same mistake in the future?"
Dahei knew what he meant, and quickly assured: "No, even if I meet such a person again, I will call the police according to the laws of the human race."
In the days before Ning Qingming stayed by his side, he also went to the underworld to ask about his wife's reincarnation. Although he didn't ask anything, he saw the person he had killed.
That person naturally didn't know him in human form, Dahei watched him rolling and mourning in the oil pan because of his sins, and his heart didn't fluctuate. After taking a last look at him, he left without saying a word.
If he had to ask Dahei to say something, he would probably say that he deserved what he deserved, and that such a person would not be enough to fry in oil for hundreds of years.
Ning Qingming took a deep look at him, saw that his face was flushed by the heat, and poured him a cup of green tea: "The hot pot is a bit spicy, let's drink some tea to moisten it."
"Boss, I came up with a good idea to make a fortune!" Dahei drank a cup of tea, and then said, "I saw those people doing live broadcasts on the Internet, I also want to try try."
Ning Qingming glanced at him: "What's the live broadcast? Eat hot pot?"
"I want to broadcast the daily life of me and the boss!"
"……roll."
At first Ning Qingming thought that Dahei was joking, but he didn't expect Dahei to walk around his yard with his mobile phone pole the next day, but luckily the camera didn't catch him.
Ning Qingming twitched the corner of his mouth and asked, "What are you shooting for?"
"I opened a live broadcast room and called it to observe the big guy who lives next door." Dahei patted his chest and said, "Everyone is guessing who lives next door to me!"
Ning Qingming: "..."
Damn mental retardation.
He also kind of wants to open a live broadcast room, and his name is that silly dog next door to my house is peeping at me every day, how can I break it?
But Dahei at most just entered the yard, and broadcast the stone table and chessboard in the yard to the audience in the live broadcast room. After several days of live broadcast, the audience didn't see who lived in the yard.
Because Ning Qingming was not at home at all, but went back to work at the zoo...
The daily work of the zoo is also very simple, that is, feeding and feeding, except for being secretly photographed occasionally... But this is harmless to Ning Qingming, after all, even if he returns home, he still has to guard against being secretly photographed by Dahei...
After work that day, Ning Qingming passed by the supermarket and bought some instant food from there, but this time he didn't buy hot pot, but bought some quick-frozen dumplings, which can be used as a supper if he is hungry in the middle of the night.
When he passed by the meat food section, he thought of Dahei, and couldn't help but pick up his bones...
The Monster Bureau has no tasks that require Dahei to do recently, so Dahei is unusually free, waiting for him at Ning Qingming's off-duty point every day. Ning Qingming does not defend him, and the door is never locked, but it is also because there is nothing at home. , nothing to worry about.
So today Dahei is still sitting on the stone bench in Ning Qingming's yard. He has been very interested in the chessboard on the stone table for the past two days, so he simply broadcasts the next issue to the audience every day when he is bored.
The audience is also appreciative, they can't understand but they still boast about their superb chess skills. There is no other reason. As long as they are not aesthetically abnormal, most of the human beings in the form of monsters have a good appearance.
And because of this appearance, even if Dahei was in a daze during the live broadcast, a group of female viewers frantically brushed the barrage and shouted how handsome.
So—even if Dahei is just a beginner chess player, he has been unanimously loved and given gifts by the female audience.
Dahei scratched his face, no wonder so many monsters like to become stars, as long as they have a good face, it is so easy to get popular.
He moved the phone on the stone table and turned the camera to the kitchen, "I'll make dinner first, and I won't broadcast live while I'm cooking."
Because Dahei also learned how to be cute during the live broadcast, as for why he doesn’t broadcast live while cooking, it’s because he uses magic while cooking, so there’s no way to broadcast live...
There were also a group of comments on the barrage shouting that it's a pity that I can't see the male god cooking.
Just when Dahei was about to go to the kitchen, a hurried and heavy footstep came from outside the door from far to near. Dahei's eyes widened, and he saw a tiger running into the yard with its teeth and claws open.
Big black:"……"
The tiger raised its head to the sky and roared loudly, looking at Dahei, grinding the ground in the yard violently, as if it would come up to bite if there was any disagreement.
The viewers who watched the live broadcast were stunned when they saw the tiger, and their trembling hands sent out barrage.
"Where do you live handsome? I, I'll call the police..."
"Anchor, please report your address quickly, let's call the police, oh my god, I don't want to watch the live broadcast of tigers eating people..."
"I don't know if it's my illusion, but I think this tiger looks familiar."
"The one upstairs...do you think it looks like the tiger that Master Ning met in Taibai Mountain last time?"
"It seems to be that one! I remember that the tiger's four paws were all white. At that time, I thought it was very strange, and I took a second look!!"
"I seem to vaguely guess the owner of this yard..."
"I have a bold guess, could it be..."
When Dahei and the tiger were confronting each other, Ning Qingming came in from the door carrying several packs of ingredients. He was startled when he saw the tiger, and asked, "What are you doing?"
This calm and quite familiar tone caused the audience watching the live broadcast to send a bunch of "It really is Master Ning".
When Ning Qingming walked in, the tiger's tense body relaxed, and it rubbed Ning Qingming's hand affectionately towards Ning Qingming who approached it.
Due to the placement of the mobile phone, the audience in the live broadcast room couldn't see Ning Qingming's face, they could only see him rubbing the tiger's head with his beautiful hand, which was comparable to that of a pianist, and the tiger obediently let him rub it.
Then Ning Qingming became popular again, but it was the same event with a different title.
#直播室The big guy who lives next door turned out to be Master Ning#
#Master Ning was rumored to be a tiger spirit#
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