The director is too flirtatious

Not long after the car started, the tour guide really organized and interacted in the car.There is a car microphone on the front door, and the tour guide took the microphone off, "Hello colleagues, I am your tour guide this time, my name is Pan Yumei, everyone calls me Xiaomei Just fine."

The tour guide is a pretty girl, wearing sportswear, she looks extraordinarily youthful, she should be younger than me.

"For this trip, the driving time is about four hours. We will stop the car once in the middle, so don't worry, you can still go to the toilet after two hours." Xiaomei's smiling face is somewhat pleasing , so everyone laughed very cooperatively.

"This journey is long, how do you plan to spend it?" Xiaomei asked.

"What else can I do, sleep!" A male colleague responded loudly.

"It's so boring to just sleep, otherwise it's fine, let's play a little game?" Xiaomei suggested.

"what game?"

"Let's play Drumming and Passing Flowers, what do you think?" Xiaomei took out a little bear out of nowhere, "Have you ever played this game?"

"Played."

The department has played similar games more or less, so everyone is familiar with it.

"That's all right, beat the drums and pass the flowers, I will play music, press stop at any time, once the music stops, whoever owns the little bear will come up and perform a show, what do you think?"

"What show do you want?"

"It depends on everyone's talents." Xiaomei looked at everyone with her cheeks on her hands, "It can be singing, telling jokes, etc. Of course, dancing is fine, it's too crowded here, do you have any ideas?" What's the problem?"

"it is good."

Xiaomei held the little bear, looked at my side, and said, "Start from you?"

I waved my hands again and again, "I don't play, I don't play."

My colleagues in the company hissed, and I quickly explained, "Director Yuan is right next to me. She is a little motion sick. I'm afraid it will hurt her."

As soon as I explained it like this, everyone stopped pursuing it and started playing from behind me.

Xiaomei's mobile phone was connected to the stereo and started to play music. The music is the most dazzling national style necessary for square dancing. With everyone laughing, the little bear was thrown backwards like flying.

Normally, the bear was handed over, but a female colleague was too frightened and screamed, as if the bear was a hot potato, she threw it back, crossed two seats, hit the roof of the car and fell off. Come down and fall straight on another female colleague.

The female colleague was stunned, and screamed, and immediately threw the bear to the female colleague next door.

The female colleague quickly threw the bear to the colleague beside the aisle.

That was a female colleague, who never thought that this would harm Chi Yu at all, and the smile on her face hadn't disappeared yet, so she yelled in a hurry and stuffed the little bear into the hands of the people next to her.

The person next to him quickly pushed away, the two were fighting to the death, and then the music stopped.

One of them was more clever. At this time, he quickly squeezed it hard and then withdrew his hand, hugging himself tightly against the window, pretending that he had nothing to do with him.

The colleagues in the whole car laughed together, and I looked back at the front and laughed too much.

Xiaomei saw it, and said with a smile: "Okay, this female colleague has been recruited, please come up."

Everyone applauded. This female colleague was a little shy and awkward, and then I heard the colleague from the Northeast yelling, "What are you afraid of! Come on!"

"That's right, come on!"

Amidst everyone's booing, this female colleague still walked up, and Xiaomei asked her with a microphone: "This colleague, what kind of talent do you plan to perform?"

The female colleague's face slowly turned red under everyone's gaze, "I, I don't have much talent either."

"Sing a song?" Xiaomei proposed.

"I'm tone deaf."

"You have to sing only if you are tone-deficient, otherwise what's the point?" A male colleague shouted, and got the approval of the whole car.

"Then...then let me sing about the brightest star in the night sky."

"Do you need an accompaniment?" Xiaomei was about to find a musical accompaniment.

"No need, no need, just sing a cappella." The female colleague managed to overcome her shyness, and just opened her mouth, everyone was stunned, and they didn't catch a single tune. When the second sentence was heard, everyone understood it. A song, but not a single word is in key.

Of course, everyone laughed like crazy.

The female colleague was shy and angry at the same time, and then everyone applauded again, and a colleague shouted: "It sounds good!"

After all, the group is very young as a whole, so they would still make fun of such insignificant things, but finally gave encouragement.

The game started again, and some of the losers sang nursery rhymes, some told jokes, and the most talented one was the design team. A male colleague in the fourth group brought a ukulele. The warmest applause.

I watched them several times when they were so lively, and I was tired of turning around, so I sat down and stopped looking at them.

The director still has her eyes closed, but her expression is quite relaxed. I looked at her eyebrows and thought about how amazing the director was when he sang in KTV that day.

While I was in a daze, the director slowly opened his eyes, and asked, "Do you have the nerve to use me as a shield?"

The director would hear what I said just now, which is what I expected, but I didn't expect the director to expose me, and smiled awkwardly for a while, "Then you are really uncomfortable."

The Director's head was not tilted, but now it is tilted to my side, with long hair pouring down, giving it a lazy and charming feeling. "I'm just a little sleepy, not dizzy, but the smell is really bad."

"Can I still smell it with a mask on?" I have adapted to the smell and I don't feel much.

"A little bit, but much better." The director looked at me, "He Zhonghao played the ukulele just now?"

"Yeah, I didn't expect someone to bring the musical instrument here. It seems that he wants to show his skills in the ancient town and see if he can get a little girl or two." I said with a smile.

"Can you play?" the director asked me.

"A little bit, I learned it before, and I even participated in the school celebration performance in high school."

"I can't tell, you don't seem like the kind of person who will show off the limelight." The director looked at me suspiciously.

"It's not what I thought." I took out my phone and looked through the photos. "At that time, no one in our class was willing to participate, and there was no program. It happened that I was the representative of the Chinese class at that time. The teacher knew that I could play, so he insisted. Shengsheng helped me sign up, and there are photos. It was sent by a high school classmate some time ago, and I saw it and thought it was quite memorable, so I saved it.”

I found the photo, which was almost ten years ago, and it is not easy to keep the photo.

In the photo is the stage of the school celebration party. I am wearing a skirt with long straight hair, sitting on a high chair and playing the ukulele. Under the neon lights, I have a youthful atmosphere.

The director looked at me in the photo, he seemed to be smiling, and his eyebrows and eyes were gentle, "Is it playing and singing? What song was sung at that time?"

"The older I get, the more lonely I become. At that time, this song was still very popular."

"I've heard that it's very suitable for the age of high school." The director took my mobile phone to zoom in on my face, and then smiled: "You have changed quite a lot, you were really young at that time."

"In high school, I'm only in my teens, of course I'm young, don't you think it looks pretty?" I asked with a smile.

"Well, it's pretty cool."

"I used to be a young girl, but now I'm an old woman." I teased myself with a smile.

"I like this photo very much, can you send it to me?" the director asked.

"That's it, no problem." I took back my phone and opened WeChat, "I'll send you WeChat directly."

I opened Director He's dialog box and sent the picture, and then I heard the director's voice slightly raised, "Witch?"

There was a "click" in my heart, and I was a little dazed.

Bad, I forgot for a moment that I changed the director's note to a witch, but the director is still seeing it now.Why didn't I react just now!

I stiffened my expression, and then I saw the director take out my mobile phone, and I really saw that I had received a message.

I had to show a puzzled smile, and from the corner of the eye, I saw that the note the director gave me was no longer a little gray wolf!Instead, it has become a must think answer.

I froze for a moment, then met the director's gaze.With an idea, I decided to attack first, "It's not the director, can you tell me why I became Bisida? What does Bisida mean?"

"Pistachio is also called Bisda. I think this name suits you very well."

So my face slowly turned red under the director's gaze. I felt a little uncomfortable, so I quickly avoided my gaze, pretending that I didn't hear it.

"Then...why is my note a witch? Because I'm scary?"

Really... kind of.

Of course, I dare not say this, so I said with some resentment: "Didn't you change my note last time to Little Gray Wolf, then I am Little Gray Wolf, then you are a witch, there is nothing wrong with it."

The director seemed a little dumbfounded, "So you are taking revenge on me."

I laughed and said, "It can't be my fault."

At this time, there was a sudden sound of howling ghosts and howling wolves behind us, which startled me a lot, and I looked back quickly.

At this time, the person holding the microphone was a colleague from the customer department. He closed his eyes and sang intoxicatedly, but what he sang was horrible, which made the listeners cry, and made everyone in the car cover their hands Ears laughing non-stop.

"I can't see that Li Zi's singing voice is so loud." I also laughed when I saw it.

If it is said that the director's singing will make my ears pregnant, and this colleague's singing will make my ears abort.

The director took my hand, and I asked suspiciously, "What's wrong?"

"I want to hear you sing?"

"Now?"

"Yeah." The director closed his eyes again, pulled my body closer to her, and then she leaned on my shoulder.

As soon as I was leaned on by her, I subconsciously straightened my body, and turned my head a little guilty. Everyone was not paying attention to us, so I breathed a sigh of relief.

"Sing softly, as long as I can hear it." The director seemed to be coquettish, and his voice was soft, like cotton candy.

I'm a little uncomfortable, but seeing the director close his eyes, I won't be too nervous anyway.But the director asked me to sing and I sang, wouldn't it be embarrassing?

Hmm... It seems that this thing has never had much to do with me.

"Then... what do you want to hear, Director?"

"What do you sing, what do I listen to."

"It seems to be more difficult for me to sing in this way. This suddenly makes me sing, and my mind is blank." I am a little dumbfounded.

"Stupid." That's what the director said.

"How stupid, this is normal." I retorted a little unconvinced, and then I took out my phone, "Forget it, if this is the case, I'd better flip through the playlist, whichever song I know Which song to sing?"

So I opened my own playlist and flipped through it. None of the songs I wanted to sing were either too high-pitched or too low-pitched. I like Eason Chan’s Cantonese songs, but I can’t speak Cantonese, so I ended up staying. It's Hebe Tien's little luck.

This song is relatively gentle, the pitch is not high, and it is relatively easy to sing.So I cleared my throat, and turned my head to the director's side, looking as if I was leaning on her head, indescribably intimate.

"I heard the raindrops fall on the green grass,

I heard the get out of class bell ringing in the distance,

But I did not hear your voice,

Seriously call me by name..."

The author has something to say: I heard the raindrops falling on the green grass~ It was a good lyric, but all of Weibo has become green, green, green, and it makes me think of being green. This is also the lyric 233333333