I'm the best at slapping the face

Haiguo's birthday dinner is usually held when the sun is setting. Since Jun had greeted Yan Xi in advance, Yan Xi had to sit in the lobby in formal attire and wait for Jun to pick him up at dusk on Feng Zhongjiang's birthday. .

Yan Xi picked up a cup of black tea and took a sip, then glanced at the indifferent butler sitting beside him, "Butler, would you like to go back to your room to rest for a while?"

"Jun and I are just going to a banquet together, don't be too nervous."

The butler looked at Yan Xi worriedly. He himself knew that his expression was very strange now, which would definitely arouse Jun's suspicion. He even doubted whether he could control himself not to punch Jun when he came in, so he hesitated for a while. , the butler said: "Okay, then I will go back to the room first."

A few minutes later, Jun appeared in the lobby of Yan Xi's house, and Yan Xi greeted him with a smile, Jun secretly looked at Yan Xi for a few seconds, seeing that he was still so enthusiastic towards him as before, the strangeness in his heart was suppressed, Pretending to be careless, he swept around the house and saw that the butler was not there, so he thought that the other party had gone out for something, so he didn't care, so he pulled Yanxi to the car parked outside the house, opened the car door very gentlemanly, put his hand on Yanxi He raised Xi's head to prevent Yan Xi from accidentally bumping his head. After sitting down with this series of movements, he really received the bright and happy eyes he wanted.

While driving, Jun said distressedly: "Xiaoyun, there is something I must confess to you."

Yan Xi pretended to be listening attentively.

"That day was the day you hurt me with your tail." Seeing Yanxi's guilty and apologetic eyes, Junruo said in a good mood, "I was worried when you went out, so I secretly sent a few I personally protect your safety, but I didn’t expect that the lieutenant general noticed it. He didn’t even ask me, he took it for granted that I was following and monitoring you, and asked me to copy the "Mermaid Marriage Law", so I lost it in the intelligence department. Big face, but he is my boss, I have no right to blame him, but let him continue to misunderstand, it will seriously affect my future in the intelligence department, as the saying goes, you have to tie the bell to untie the bell, Xiaoyun, can you Can't you find a chance to explain it to Lieutenant General Feng for me? If I explain it myself, the other party will think I'm quibbling, but if you say it, and say that you knew in advance that I sent someone to protect you, it's a thousand times better than me explaining it. Still useful."

"But... But I didn't know that you sent someone to protect me? Why didn't you tell me earlier!" Yanxi cooperated with Jun in acting, and complained to Jun by the way, successfully making the other's heart twitch once.

"I'm afraid you don't like me doing this, I'm sorry Xiaoyun, I love you so much, I want to know what you are doing all the time, but I can't hang you on the waistband, so use Xiaoyun, will you forgive me for this stupid way?"

If it was the original owner who was innocent, he must have been very moved after hearing such a remark, and would naturally forgive Jun. Yanxi ran through a group of mud horses in his heart, and nodded happily on his face.

Jun helped his eyes, and gently stroked Guan Xi's hair with his hand, his voice became deeper and softer, "I'll trouble Xiao Yun to explain this misunderstanding to General Feng, by the way, don't you like oranges the most? I I bought a lot and put them at home, and the house smells like oranges. When I smell that smell, I think of you, just like you have been with me at home these days..."

Yan Xi looked sideways out of the window, listening to Jun's "love words", and felt sarcastic in his heart. When the original owner met Jun's parents for the first time, his father and the mermaid father would treat guests like vegetables, fruits and melon seeds. Unprepared, in order not to embarrass Jun, the original owner picked up a wilted orange on the table and said, "My favorite fruit is oranges. Uncle is so caring." In fact, the original owner didn't like oranges. , I think the oranges are a little sour and easy to get angry. If Jun pays more attention to the original owner, he will find that the original owner has never eaten oranges except for that one time, and the original owner has never bought fruit. tangerine.

People in Haiguo respect the army, and today is the birthday of the Lieutenant General of the Intelligence Department. The people who come and go are basically military officials and their families. The family members wear colorful mermaid skirts made of different materials, and the military officials uniformly wear military uniforms. Uniforms, their long military careers have allowed them to exercise their bodies without a trace of fat. They stand upright, hold their heads high, and are full of energy. When Yan Xi walked into the banquet, only four words uniform temptation appeared in his mind!

Among them, the most eye-catching one is undoubtedly today's protagonist——Lieutenant General Feng. He is dressed in a black military uniform, wearing boots, and looks imposing. He is moving among his colleagues with ease. Low, when he was pulling Yan Xi towards Feng Lieutenant General, he was blocked back without a trace. He tried several times, but none succeeded. Jun's face was dark, while Yan Xi's heart was dark. .

Jun also takes himself too seriously, and is too self-reliant. How could he entertain someone with a lower military rank than others in person?

Finally, it was time to give gifts. After the big shots finished giving gifts, it was finally Jun's turn. Jun put the gift in the hands of General Feng's butler. One piece of armor, I wish Lieutenant General Feng a happy birthday and rise up every step of the way!"

After the butler wanted to play, his face became weird, but his long-term professionalism made him adjust his facial expression immediately, and continued to read the birthday gifts from other guests as normal.

It's just that in the banquet hall, some elderly guests, especially the guests at Feng Zhongjiang's table, gave Jun a sneering look, and then looked at Yan Xi, who was eating with his head down, with pity. , I sighed in my heart!

Jun has always been a keen person. Of course he noticed the way these big shots looked at him. Although it was a little strange, Jun was very happy that he fell into the eyes of these big shots. One more connection means one more way!

After the dinner, when it was time for Free Liannuo to expand his network, Yan Xi was poked by Jun with his finger, so he had to take two glasses of champagne from the tray of the shuttle waiter, and walked towards the direction of Lieutenant General Feng.

Yan Xi's footsteps paused, Feng Zhongjiang suddenly pushed away the crowd around him, turned around and walked outside the house, was that look for him before leaving?Let him follow?

In a corner of the garden, the cover is facing the bright moon, with its back facing Yan Xi. Just the back view gives people a full sense of security, and makes Yan Xi feel familiar inexplicably, so familiar that he wants to hug him tightly. There was a flash of surprise, I don't know, is it him?

Yan Xi shook his head, shaking off the impulse in his mind, before he was sure that Feng was his lover, he would not do anything beyond the ordinary.

"Lieutenant General Feng, what a coincidence." Yan Xi handed him a glass of champagne.

Feng Dingding took a look at Yan Xi, "I waited for you here on purpose, and you also came here on purpose." So there is no coincidence.

Yan Xi raised the corners of his mouth and smiled, unexpectedly direct!Then open the skylight and speak out!

"Thank you, General Feng Zhong, for helping me deal with the people who followed and monitored me that day."

"You know? Then you know that it's someone arranged by Jun?"

"Understood, and it was Jun himself who told me." Yan Xi told Che Shangjun's nonsense again.

Feng nodded. He asked Yan Xi to come out today because the two had played together when they were very young, and their father's relationship was very good. He couldn't see Yan Xi was kept in the dark, so he wanted to remind Yan Xi, but he Unexpectedly, Yan Xi knew about this, and said it so calmly!

He even didn't expect that it was Jun who told Yanxi himself!And he even pretended to love Yanxi and worry about Yanxi's safety. Judging by Yanxi's expression, he didn't believe in Jun at all!Should he say that Junta overestimated his IQ, or did he regard him as a fool?

"I guess, your husband, Jun, not only followed and monitored you, but also used your personal property?"

"You investigate me?"

"No, do you know? The black gold armor that Jun gave me for my birthday today was actually given to your father by my father."

"I said why some people have such strange eyes. It turned out to be like this. Didn't Jun do something stupid? Spending the dowry and property of a mermaid is an act that people look down upon? No matter how glib Jun is now , I'm afraid I can't wash it off!"

Looking at Yan Xi's eyes that were shining brighter than the brightest stars, Feng couldn't help asking, "Aren't you sad?

"It doesn't matter if you don't want a marriage full of lies and exploits. I was sad at first, but now I don't have time to be sad. I'm more worried about my personal safety. I'm just a mermaid with no power to restrain a chicken. This time Jun let me go Justify him in front of you, next time he will let me speak nice words in front of those uncles and uncles. If you want benefits, promote him, if I don’t listen to him, he will really do anything, put me under house arrest...control me The only family member, the housekeeper, grandpa...don't let us meet...he has already started to think about my property, and after he squeezes me dry, I really don't know what will happen to me!" Yan Xi described what happened to the original owner. Everything was said vaguely.

Feng's heart throbbed, this chubby mermaid made him feel extremely pity!God, thinking of all that Yan Xi might have suffered, he really wanted to kill Jun immediately!

"Then what are you going to do? Do you want to divorce Jun..."Feng Zhan asked in a slightly excited voice.

"I am going to divorce Jun, but, again, I am worried about the personal safety of me and the housekeeper! He is from the intelligence department, he is good at disguising, and he is narrow-minded. It is undoubtedly a great shame for the breeder to be sued for divorce by the mermaid." Just because of this, after the divorce, it is impossible for me to live a stable and safe life like before..." Yan Xi hesitated.

Feng said loudly, "I can help you, I will send people to live around you in casual clothes, and secretly protect you and your housekeeper!" Feng added a few words, "We breeders have an obligation to help mermaids who are trapped in the marital quagmire get out Kuhai, you don’t know, according to big data surveys, because many mermaids were spoiled and cared for since they were young, they are too naive. If their husbands are not good enough for them, they will easily walk into a dead end. There are not many divorced mermaids, but for a long time, divorce cases have become the highest death rate of mermaids. Both the military and the political circles have tried their best to help mermaids who have been injured in marriage. I send someone to help you, and everyone from all walks of life is happy to see it Yes, it's humanitarian assistance..." Feng couldn't continue, and he didn't know why he added these few words that seemed to be scripted and inhumane, but it seemed to be covering up some kind of intense emotion!

Yan Xi quietly said "yes" in his heart, with this big boss protecting him, he finally doesn't have to be restrained anymore!

Yan Xi took the champagne glass in his hand and touched the champagne glass in Feng's hand hard, making a crisp collision sound, Yan Xi gulped down the swaying light golden liquid, and wrapped the tip of his tongue around his lips, licking off the liquid that accidentally flowed out. Champagne, "Thank you!" with solemnity and firmness.

After Yan Xi left, Feng stood where he was, sipping light golden champagne, the smooth liquid passed through his throat and entered his abdomen, Feng's Adam's apple slid up and down, thirsty, still very thirsty, thirstier than ever...

The two attended the banquet together, and the two are still husband and wife. Is it possible that they don't go home together?After the banquet, Yan Xi had no choice but to go home with Jun.

In the car, Jun asked Yan Xi again about what he explained to General Feng, and what expression and reply Feng Zhong had. Satisfied, but he always likes to play tricks on the surface, and when he asked what he wanted to know, he didn't bother to please Yanxi any more, so the car was quiet all the way along the way, and no one spoke.

"Jun, didn't you say you bought a lot of oranges? Where are they? After Yanxi returned home, he glanced at the tea table and dining table, they were empty, and he sniffed again. There was no smell of oranges, but there were still some leftovers." Tobacco smell.

"Uh, I bought it a few days ago. It's not fresh, so I threw it all away, and I'll buy it for you later!" Jun said casually. When he was in the car, he said that he had bought a lot of oranges and it was nothing but oranges. It's just a casual remark, I really don't know how these mermaids can remember these trivial things.

"I don't care, you lied to me, I want to eat oranges right now, you buy them for me!" Yan Xi pretended to be making trouble out of no reason.

Jun looked at Yan Xi with disgust, and went upstairs without saying anything.

Yan Xi downstairs looked at Jun's back and raised his middle finger, scumbag!You make me angry, sleep by yourself at night, the reason is ready, just out of the oven!

When you are plotting against others, have you ever thought that others are plotting against you?