I'm the best at slapping the face

Yan Xi returned to the rented hut, took out the mobile phone from his pocket, and thought dissatisfiedly, the long legs are amazing, he wanted to catch up and return the mobile phone to Cheng Nuo, who knew that Cheng Nuo waved his hand gracefully, and in a blink of an eye Just out of his sight.

He casually put the mobile phone with a black case on the bedside, and placed it side by side with his non-intelligent mobile phone that looked mottled with peeling paint. Yan Xi took off his clothes and went to the bathroom to let the warm water flow through his body to wash away his exhaustion. Hey, if only there was a bathtub, he can take a bath!

Drying her hair and walking out of the bathroom, Yan Xi lay down on the bed, pulled the quilt over with her feet and spread it out, and was about to go to bed. At this moment, a sound of "Ding..." sounded, Yan Xi was about to fall asleep It took a while for his sluggish brain to realize that it was the notification tone of the mobile phone.

There was another "ding..." and after hesitating for a second, Yan Xi picked up Cheng Nuo's phone and looked at it. He definitely wasn't peeking at other people's information or prying into other people's privacy. Look, the phone is still making him sleep, so he has to pick up the phone and turn it off, so he will definitely see... By the way, it's so late, who will send Cheng Nuo a text message? Could it be a girl? friend?

Everyone has curiosity and a strong gossip mentality!

Then he saw the phone interface, there was a notification and a text message, Yan Xi looked down from the top curiously, the content of the notification was probably at X hour X minute X second, 5 yuan was transferred into Cheng Nuo's Yu'e Bao account , 5 yuan?Looking down at the black line, the text message was sent by Cheng Nuo himself, probably from another mobile phone, which probably meant that he was going on a business trip for a few days and couldn't come over to deliver the money in person, so transfer the money to him first!

Yan Xi was speechless, what do rich people think!He entered the Yu'ebao interface and looked at it, and then he was amazed, wow~~~, a lot of 0, the 5 yuan entered this account, but a completely inconspicuous little tail was added at the end, and this Cheng Nuo is silly?Or rape?This, this is completely like entering his right pocket from his left pocket, not into his own account!

Unable to understand, Yan Xi simply turned off the phone, and fell asleep soundly.

In fact, Cheng Nuo was in a daze at this time. The business trip was very urgent and it was decided on a temporary basis. Cheng Nuo was going to send money to Yan Xi the next day. Thinking that he couldn't go, Yan Xi might misunderstand him. He—greedy for 5 yuan?Although he knew that the other party would definitely not think so, he still became nervous, and then he did such a stupid thing!

You must know that he has always been calm and intelligent, even in the most impulsive middle school period, he never did such a mindless thing!But as soon as he met Yanxi, he seemed to be a completely different person. He was nervous, afraid, and worried about gains and losses. Thinking of the way that person smiled at him gently, he felt very sweet again. Is he - did he like that person?

Cheng Nuo covered his face with his hands, full of anticipation for this mindless throbbing, but he still had to think about it, he was on a business trip for a few days to calm down, since he already knew what was going on in his mind, He has to make a chase plan!

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At nine o'clock on Sunday morning, Yan Xi was still sleeping with his head covered, and the door was slammed, thinking, Yan Xi, who was disturbed by the annoying noise, simply shrank into the quilt, curled up, and then covered his ears with his hands and continued to sleep , when he came back from setting up a stall every day, it would be early in the morning. Yesterday was Saturday again. There were so many customers and he was very busy. Luckily, he earned twice as much as usual. I want to sleep a little longer, I really don't know who is outside, who came to disturb people's dreams early in the morning, is it against him?

The knock on the door paused for a while, Yan Xi thought in a daze of satisfaction, did he leave?Very sensible.

The next moment, the knock on the door turned into a knock on the door. If you distinguish carefully, the people outside even kicked a few times angrily, accompanied by an angry voice, "Zhou Xiaoyang, don't hide inside and keep quiet. You've got a lot of skill, open the door for me quickly!"

Yan Xi laughed out loud under the quilt, how come this line is so similar to a classic in a Republic of China movie he had seen before!Besides, he didn't snatch Zhou Xiaohai's man, so why hide!Zhou Xiaohai, who had robbed the original owner's man, was shouting outside!

Yes, listening to this voice, and this impolite and rude behavior, one knows that the person outside must be Zhou Xiaohai. Zhou Xiaohai has always looked down on the original owner, and never hides his true face in front of the original owner!

Yan Xi got up, opened the door, and looked at him coldly. Zhou Xiaohai looked the same as the original owner this week, but his distorted face at this time made him look mean and gloomy. Between the original owner and Zhou Xiaohai, Cheng Jin did not hesitate to choose Zhou Xiaohai who he thought was "lively and cheerful". If Zhou Xiaohai's true face was seen by him, would he still like him?

Maybe, thinking about the materials, this Cheng Jin has been with Zhou Xiaohai for the rest of his life. Even if Cheng Jin knew that the real oil painting genius was the original owner, wouldn't he stay with Zhou Xiaohai to stabilize the original owner, and even acted in love with the original owner in front of the original owner? ?In the end, the original owner was locked up by Cheng Jin and Zhou Xiaohai in the dark attic. For this, Yan Xi only wanted to comment on them, a pair of sluts, working hand in hand!

But what if Zhou Xiaohai didn't have the aura of oil painting genius?What without the supremacy of the art world?Without the huge fortune brought by oil painting?Without these additional conditions, Zhou Xiaohai is just an ordinary person who is selfish, lazy and mean, would Cheng Jin still like Zhou Xiaohai?

Yan Xi smiled sarcastically!

"You, what are you laughing at?" Zhou Xiaohai felt cold behind his back, feeling that his brother today was different from usual, didn't he usually let himself in with his head down?Suspiciously looking at Yan Xi, he still had the same face as himself, and he was the only one with this face in the world, Zhou Xiaohai thought with disgust, but, without this good brother, how could he be where he is now? life?

Thinking of this, Zhou Xiaohai pushed Yanxi rudely, and walked in on his own.

Yan Xi stared dumbfounded at Zhou Xiaohai who found the wallet familiarly and turned it over, the coins clanging and clanging, and then pinched a handful of one-dollar bills in his hand with a livid face, "Why is it only this little money?"

"I fell down a few days ago, got a few injections of tetanus, and bought some anti-inflammatory drugs." Yan Xi said casually, the original owner didn't have a penny in savings, and Zhou Xiaohai would come every Sunday to collect what the original owner earned last week Yan Xi was afraid that when Zhou Xiaohai asked for money, if he didn’t give it to him, Zhou Xiaohai would rob him of the money. He wasn’t sure that he could beat Zhou Xiaohai, so he changed the money into a whole one-hundred-dollar note in advance and placed it in the The drawer was sandwiched, and the remaining coins and one-yuan bills in the wallet were for the customer's change, but he never expected that Zhou Xiaohai would search the wallet without even asking, which is really an eye-opener!

"If you fall down, you can just put some lime on it, and you have to spend money to go to the hospital. Your health is so precious!" Zhou Xiaohai said bitterly, and then threw the wallet, and the change scattered on the ground, "You I don’t care what method you use to pay me less money this week, and make up for it next week, or I’ll tell my parents, so you can’t afford it!”

As he said that, he searched all over the room, and when he saw an oil painting of a yellow and white cat, he hugged the painting and said with disgust: "I asked you to paint an oil painting of a cat last week, you I can't find some expensive cats to draw, and draw a local cat to make me lose face."

Yan Xi laughed angrily, Zhou Xiaohai is really a wonderful flower this week!

Zhou Xiaohai ordered again on his own: "This time the teacher asked to paint flowers, you go and buy some expensive flowers and paint them, oh no, it's not worth buying them, you might as well go to the botanical garden and paint them."

Yan Xi walked into Zhou Xiaohai and waved two fingers in front of him, "First, I won't give you a penny in the future, and second, I won't draw you another picture!" The original owner was silent and depressed for a long time. , has a clumsy mouth and doesn't know how to resist, then he will say what he wants to say on his behalf.

Zhou Xiaohai's face turned pale all of a sudden, if this is the case...if this is the case...the teacher's gaze like a treasure, the eyes of classmates' admiration, and all the fame, wealth and status that can be imagined in the future will be gone up!

Zhou Xiaohai settled down, regretting that he had gone too far last time, why did he insist on coming here to show off after stealing Cheng Jin, what should he do now?Yes, to let his parents take care of him, and Cheng Jin to hold him steady, Zhou Xiaohai hurriedly ran out of the rental house.

Then he immediately called Zhou's father and Zhou's mother, emphasizing that Zhou Xiaoyang (the original owner's name) refused to pay him and beat him up, and threatened to go to the Academy of Fine Arts to make a fuss and expose him. , Zhou Xiaohai said: "Mom and Dad, the teacher likes me very much, and he said that he wants to find someone to hold an art exhibition for me. After the art exhibition, I will become popular, and then I will have a lot of money to come back to honor you. If Zhou Xiaoyang is like that Nao, the teacher will definitely not believe me anymore, and the Academy of Fine Arts may let me drop out, and then we will have nothing!"

Zhou's father and Zhou's mother immediately agreed to help him teach Zhou Xiaoyang a lesson, so that Zhou Xiaoyang should not be distracted!

Zhou Xiaohai immediately called Cheng Jin again, "Brother Jin, you go to see him tomorrow, just bring some meat and vegetables, say something nice, and help me stabilize him."

Cheng Jin smiled and said, "Are you willing to let me see him? Why are you so generous?" He still enjoyed the feeling that both brothers admired him.

The two had a sweet flirtatious talk, and Cheng Jin said, "It's not an option to go on like this. The longer the time goes on, the more dissatisfied he will be. I promise you, I'm only sincere to you, and the soul and flesh belong to you." Yours, I can pretend to care about him and have affection for him, but what if he proposes...? People are not fools."

Although Cheng Jin didn't say it, Zhou Xiaohai knew what Cheng Jin meant. What if the other party proposed further development, such as going to bed?Thinking of this, Zhou Xiaohai gritted his teeth with hatred, and immediately, an evil plan slowly took shape in his heart!

The author has something to say: Cheng Nuo: Is it really stupid for me to transfer money to you?

Yan Xi: Yes, to be honest, did you do it on purpose to let me see so many zeros...

Cheng Nuo: This is also a kind of my strength. What do you want to say about it?

Yanxi: Let's be friends with local tyrants

Cheng Nuo: I don't want to be your friend, I want to be with you... come to bed

(cover face, spoof small theater)

Thank you Mengmengda, Yaoyao for the nutrient solution, and thank you all the little angels for your messages