[鷇梦] Once upon a time there was a mountain

Chapter Ten

So Yinzi went through a calamity and burned the whole mountain bald.

Early the next morning, Bu Xiangchen, who had always been leisurely and leisurely, was sitting in the octagonal pavilion hung with red gauze with a sad face. Three cups of clear tea were poured on the table, and he took one of them to sip.

Mingqian Longjing is the best, but it doesn't taste that good when you drink it in your throat.

The sound of footsteps came from outside the door, and Bu Xiangchen murmured to himself intentionally or unintentionally, "Oh, I thought I had dug up a treasure and could take it back and cultivate it, but—"

Before he could finish speaking, Bu Xiangchen's charming eyes were about to drift towards the person who came, but when he raised his eyes, Bu Xiangchen gasped, as if his eyes were frozen.

"Oh! A treasure fell out of thin air!"

Tian Jue was so frightened by the person who suddenly approached him that he backed away again and again.

A fat chubby with miserable feathers flew up from the shoulder of Jue Tian in protest, and rushed towards Bu Xiangchen's face like an arrow.

"Chirp—!"

Unexpectedly, with a wave of Bu Xiangchen's fan, Fei Jiu was sent flying with a snap.

Fei Jiu flew over the flowers in the garden, and fell impartially from the edged window onto the imperial concubine's couch in the house.

"Eep--"

There was a baby with dark red eyes on the couch, who was sitting there randomly playing a piano beside her, making babbling sounds from time to time, as if she was very excited.

It can be seen that the moment he saw the child, Fei Jiu was petrified on the spot, and he had no time to retract his spread wings, staring straight at the child.

It was at this moment of being stunned that he was lifted up by the wings of Zhi Leng by the little boy's chubby short hands.

Fat Jiu struggled in vain to lose the hair all over the floor, but the little milk baby didn't care, his eyes were full of curiosity and excitement of discovering new toys, and his not-so-flexible fingers couldn't control his strength. Jiu pinched and rolled his eyes.

"Chirp—!"

Even though he had thought about ten thousand ways to die, Yinzi never expected that he would be strangled to death by a milk doll when he became the primordial spirit.And this milk baby is none other than the half-benefactor who took the pill by mistake after he brought it up the mountain before - Wumengsheng.

What is this called?

Current World Report?

One thing down one thing?

Anyway, no matter what, it will not be a good story that will be passed down through the ages, and it will probably become a joke in the streets and alleys, such as——

Once upon a time, there was a mountain, and there was a Taoist priest who practiced immortality on the mountain. After hundreds of years of practice, he was strangled to death by a baby...

Ha ha.

And just when Yinzi was laughing at himself with black lines on his face, the little milk boy who was in the period of perceiving everything in the world with his mouth actually picked up Feijiu and brought it closer to his mouth——

The scene of glistening saliva flowing from the small mouth with not yet full teeth kept zooming in before his eyes.Seeing that he was about to become someone else's food, his survival instinct made Fat Jiu flap his wings vigorously, struggling and calling for help urgently.

"Chirp! Chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp—"

It seems that children like to taste from the head that is easy to eat first.

"Ah, spit it out! Spit it out!"

The people who rushed over after hearing the sound took a look at the situation, picked up the doll and patted him on the back, finally pulled Fei Jiu out of his mouth, and threw it on the couch casually.

Fat Chirp's feathers were all wet, and he managed to stand still after several somersaults, with his wings drooping pitifully.

The fat in the mouth flew away, and the milk doll deflated her mouth in grievance, and she was about to cry.

Tian Yujue hugged the baby in his arms and patted it to coax him, and reprimanded lovingly, "That can't be eaten! It can't be used to grind your teeth either! It will ruin your stomach!"

The little milk baby is not obedient, struggling to get half of his body out of Tian Jue's arms, pretending to grab that fat chirp.

And Fat Chiu, who would eat people up, gave Tian Jue a fierce look, sharpened his sharp beak a few times, and made a dissatisfied clicking sound, looking super fierce.

Bu Xiangchen flicked open the folding fan, with a slightly hidden smile, half-closed his eyes and looked at Tian Jue and said, "Do you know this little baby?"

"Of course I do! I was like this when I was a child."

"Oh, are you twins?"

"Ye-eh? How do you know?"

Bu Xiangchen frowned, the regret was real, "Oh, when I picked him up at the gate of the mountain, he was still a talking child, so cute..."

Poor him, he originally wanted to raise this child and keep it as a companion, after all, he is a handsome embryo no matter how you look at it.But after being sleepy while playing the piano, the baby has shrunk by more than half, and now he can't even speak.

Thinking of this, Bu Xiangchen sighed again, and the moment he turned his head to look at Tian Jue, his blood was revived again, "This handsome little brother, I don't know why you are here?"

The voice was so sweet that Tian Jue shivered imperceptibly, but he did not forget to hug Xiao Wu Mengsheng in his arms, and casually raised his hand to point.

"It tugged at my clothes and told me to bring it here."

"Oh?"

It was only now that Bu Xiangchen looked up at Fat Bird for the first time since he entered the door.

The latter was staring at him dissatisfiedly, grinding his beak more and more loudly.

Tsk tsk, I'm not afraid of getting bald.

Bu Xiangchen gave a smirk, stared at Fat Chiu, but said to Tian Jue next to him, "Excuse me, do you want to eat grilled? Or steamed? Or soup?"

Knowing that there must be a mystery in this bird, Tian Jue understood it, "The roasting is too oily, and the steaming is too weak, so let's make soup."

"Chirp!" Fat Chirp protested.

But Tian Jue didn't bother to pay attention to him at all, he turned his head and put all his thoughts on the little baby in his arms.

But seeing him stretch out his hand and pinch Xiao Wu Mengsheng's waving little fleshy hand, the little palm instinctively grabbed his finger that had been inserted into the palm.So Tian Jue was instantly conquered by the soft and fleshy texture, and he was immersed in the happiness of "how can my brother be so cute!" and couldn't extricate himself from it.

However, if you like it, you like it, but if Wumengsheng is always in this state, I'm afraid I can't explain it to my parents.You can't go home with a baby in your arms and say, Dad, your son is growing upside down, please accept it?

Tian Jue vaguely felt that this matter was outrageous, and his father, who was not as accepting as him, would probably directly greet him with a cane and break his leg.

"Uh, cough," Jue Tianlu straightened his face, and said to Bu Xiangchen, who was also looking at this side with a fascinated look, "Madam, is there a way for my brother to recover?"

Bu Xiangchen closed the folding fan and tapped it on the palm of his hand.

"Aiya, this lady sounds good, but you're still sweet. As long as you promise me another condition, I'll tell you."