I ate my own attack by mistake

It is absolutely impossible to raise a son, but it is just a step closer in essence, Shen Yu is obviously not ready yet.

What's more, the uncle with fried hair in front of him is not much different from a child.

The two remained silent for a long time like this, Shen Yu sorted out his words and was about to coax a few words, but when he barely stretched his arms over, he saw a flash of white light.The old man just now disappeared, and the one sitting opposite him was replaced by a fluffy cat.

Moreover, the little cat turned around angrily and pointed its ass at him.

Shen Yu reached out to touch Mao Tail, but ignored it.He stretched out his hand to touch it again, only to see the kitten turned around, and his troubled fingers were caught in Mao's mouth.

The little thing's teeth were sharp, and even though he was out of breath, he was not willing to use any strength.Shen Yu only felt a dull pain in his fingers, but the cat's furry mouth seemed to be stuck in his hand, and it didn't move. The whole cat looked a little silly.

His whole hand was covered with fury paws, and because he was too close, he could even feel those slender beards running across the back of his hand.

Shen Yu couldn't help scratching Uncle Cat's chin, so beautiful that he immediately let go of his mouth.Shen Yu immediately hugged the cat into his arms and smoothed its fur. For a while, there was only the kitten's purring.But Uncle Cat's stomach was still rising and falling, obviously still full of anger.

Shen Yu leaned over and kissed Mao on the mouth, and was immediately slapped in the face by the pad.

If it's just an ordinary quarrel, Shen Yu has a hundred ways to calm the cat, but now it's a little unpredictable.

The kitten in his arms buried his head in licking its fur, and Shen Yu took advantage of this gap to rub his furry buttocks.He was at the moment of shortness of breath at that time, even though he was careful and withdrew his strength, it must have been very difficult.Thinking of this, Shen Yu touched Uncle Cat's head with one hand, and brushed the fur behind him with the other, and sure enough there was still some abnormal pink underneath.

No matter how angry he was, seeing that the little ball in his arms would all disappear, Shen Yu was rubbed and rubbed again and again, one person and one cat seemed a little warm.

"Does it still hurt?"

Shen Yu tentatively asked, and the only response was a low meow.When he leaned over to kiss again, he was directly gagged by the cat's paw.

The meat pad was a little cold, and there was still some residual anger in the cat's eyes. Shen Yu cheekily kissed the meat pad. Lin Miao groaned a few times, but she didn't seem to be too awkward.

After a good New Year's Eve, Lin Miao licked the fur on his paws, and even looked forward to the dawn.

He was lying in Shen Yu's arms all the time, and because of his cat shape, the distance between him and the wooden bed was less than half a foot.After nesting like this for a while, he crawled forward a few steps, and suddenly smelled a strange fragrance.

Perhaps it was because when he was pulling the cloth towel in a panic, the purse that was put together was thrown aside, but now that he was half-closed, the purse escaped from him at some point.And the strange fragrance just now came from it.

The purse is milky white with a very beautiful crane embroidered on it.There are tassels on both sides of the crane, which are only the size of a palm.It looked very fresh and elegant, but Lin Miao couldn't help crawling over it, but found that the strange fragrance was even worse. He hugged it and rubbed it, and then he didn't know anything.

At first it was just a rustling sound, but Shen Yu glanced at the cat uncle who was scratching with his purse next to him, thinking that he was still having a fight.

Later, it was obvious that something was wrong, the tassels were originally decorated with bells, and now there were clangs in the small room.When Shen Yu looked at it again, he found that the purse was tightly hugged between his four paws, and the uncle cat rolled around with his eyes squinted, meowing a few times from time to time.

If it's just that, it's fine, the key is that his little paws are not very honest, they have been scratching around on the purse, and then they directly bite on the mouth.

Could it be that there is some kind of medicinal powder in it, and Shen Yuxin went straight to pull it with a shudder.However, Mr. Cat is still guarding it like a treasure, and when he pulls it like this, a few silk threads will be pulled out of the good purse.

The purse was only a small ball, Shen Yu poured the contents into his palm, and found that it was just some gray-green leaves, a little shriveled, and there was a pungent smell when he sniffed it nearby.

However, Lin Miao meowed. Before Shen Yu could react, the cat's head rubbed against his mouth.He noticed that his palms were hot and humid, and when he looked down, he saw Lin Miao was smacking his mouth, his eyes were blurred, and he could be called a completely different cat in peacetime.

Shen Yu: "..."

The cat's tongue is somewhat barbed, but there is no unnecessary feeling through these unknown leaves.Shen Yu's heart froze at first, and then he sealed the purse and threw it on the ground.

The cat in his arms was still flopping down, but was hugged and held down by Shen Yu.Even so, Shen Yu swore that he still heard a dissatisfied meow.

Half-closed his eyes, rolled over with his purse in his arms, meowed indiscriminately, even scratched and bit, and was a little aggressive.Looking back on his actions, it seems that there is not much difference from Ah Huang at the gate of the county government when he was catching mice.Shen Yu was taken aback by his own thoughts, but when he came back to his senses, he found that the kitten in his arms had not moved.

Moreover, he closed his eyes tightly and curled his four paws tightly, thinking that if he hadn't been hugged by him, he would have fallen straight off the bed.

"You change back to human form and show me."

Shen Yu patted the silly cat in his arms, and stuffed him directly under the quilt, "Okay, don't be shy, I just want to see if the thing just now is harmful."

Anyway, the matter of losing the cat was done in one go, and Lin Miao didn't intend to show any shame.He awkwardly turned back into a human form, and his whole body was shrunk under the quilt.After a moment of froze, he finally stretched out his hand.

The pulse under his finger was steady and strong, Shen Yu pressed it for a while, but still got the same conclusion.He was about to dig Lin Miao out of the bed to ask what happened.But seeing Uncle Mao pull the quilt on his chest, blushed and opened his mouth.

"It's okay, this is a kind of leaf called catnip, which will have a relatively large impact on cats. I just accidentally smelled it, so I temporarily lost control."

"Is this leaf really harmless?"

Shen Yu obviously still had doubts, he intended to get the purse back, but he didn't have the guts to try again.

Damn Shen Jue actually gave him these two good things. Lin Miao gritted her teeth and moaned for a long time, but she didn't have the face to tell Shen Yu about it.

Fortunately, after he repeatedly assured that the leaf was indeed harmless, Shen Yu was relieved to lie down with him to rest.

……

I have to say that this was a really exhausting day.

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Maruko: Crooked, is it a demon spirit?There are cats taking drugs here, meow~