Little fool and big belly black

When Han Xiaoyu and Yu Feng fell in love a year ago...

Han Xiaoyu: "Ah, Xu Yang's movie merchandise is now on sale! I want this one, and I like that one~ What should I do? Which ones should I buy? Ahhh, I'm struggling!"

Yu Feng frowned: "You are not allowed to buy any of them!" My movie merchandise was posted a while ago, why didn't I see that I could buy one, even if it was a sweat towel.

Han Xiaoyu turned her head to ignore him, and continued to swipe her phone: "The shopping bag is not bad, but you must buy the photos. Ah! No, no, the suit in the play is better." Excitedly clicked on the product details, "Ah⊙⊙! It's so expensive...more than 500..." After finishing speaking, he looked helplessly at Yu Feng who was sulking beside him.

Yu Feng didn't even look at him, "Don't think about it, I won't buy it for you."

Han Xiaoyu pouted: "You are too picky!"

Yu Feng still didn't move, "The boss is still chasing stars."

"Huh╯^╰!" Han Xiaoyu stepped on his slippers and went back to the room angrily, the door slammed loudly.

...on the day of release...

Han Xiaoyu scrolled through WB boredly, looking at the pictures of fans discovering the scene.My heart is so miserable, why do I have to work by myself.

I went home unhappy, didn't even want to order takeaway, and didn't turn on the lights.

Yu Feng blacked out, changed into his slippers and came over to greet him for dinner.

"Hmph! Don't eat!"

"Then take a shower?"

"Hmph! Don't wash!"

"Do you want this?"

"Hmph! Don't!" Huh?Wait a minute, what is it?Han Xiaoyu took a sneak peek, and immediately jumped over excitedly, "Periphery? This is the peripheral bag! Yu Feng~~"

"Don't you want it? Then I'll give it to someone else." Yu Feng raised the thing in his hand.

Han Xiaoyu pounced on him and kissed him twice, with a pitiful look: "Husband~~I love you the most~~"

Han Xiaoyu opened the bag and found that all the peripheral items were in it. It turned out to be a complete set? !Han Xiaoyu's eyes sparkled instantly.

Sure enough, you must marry a good family~~

One day, Yu Qin's younger brother opened an art exhibition...

"Oh, what a genius!" Sponsor A of the exhibition was full of praise.

"That's right, the so-called blue is better than blue!" Art exhibition sponsor B clapped his hands in agreement.

Yu Qin glanced at the two of them indifferently, and Shi Shi ran away without a sound of footsteps.

The doctor followed behind and bowed down to apologize: "I'm really sorry, children are not sensible, and the two directors should not be offended."

The directors hurriedly waved their hands, saying that it was nothing, that what the painter wanted was the aura.

Yu Qin saw that the man behind hadn't chased after him, and his face became more indifferent and dark. He turned his head and walked back there, grabbing the doctor's collar and dragging him forward.

Because Yu Qin was unreasonable, he never held back his strength. With such a tug, the doctor staggered, his heels tripped over his toes, and he threw himself straight at Yu Qin's body.

The doctor tried his best to twist his body to the side, but Yu Qin had already grabbed his waist, and the two fell into a ball.

The doctor hurriedly got up and anxiously checked Yu Qin's body, "Fortunately, I'm fine, I was scared to death."

Yu Qin was still lying on the ground, stretching out his right hand to the doctor, keeping a cold face and not speaking.

The doctor pulled him over and pulled him up from the ground.He was still asking, "Are you all right? Let's go to the hospital to have a look."

The frost on Yu Qin's face melted a lot, he leaned on the doctor and walked towards the VIP room.

The two directors looked at each other in silence and shrugged their shoulders as usual.

Orange Honey Juice...

"Little boy, carry that schoolbag on your back and go to school, you won't be afraid of the sun or wind and rain~" Han Xiaoyu sang cheerfully while wearing a small apron, peeling an orange in his hand.

After Yu Feng shoveled Pang Fei's poop, he walked into the living room and heard this earth-shaking singing.

Walking to the kitchen, he said helplessly to the busy person: "Only you can sing a song with a sense of revolution. The voice is so loud that the neighbors may have heard it."

Han Xiaoyu turned his head and squinted his eyes and smiled at him, "Haha, Han Xiaoyu's singing style~"

Yu Feng shook his head, sighed, saw what he was busy with again, leaned over to take a look, and said with an unbelievable expression, "Xiaoyu, what are you doing?"

Han Xiaoyu looked at him like an idiot, "Can't you tell? Squeeze orange juice."

Yu Feng was speechless, "Where did you learn it? Just peel it off and throw it in." You don't need to peel off the skin, just throw it in.

Han Xiaoyu threw the last peeled orange in his hand, bent over and rummaged through the locker again, "Oh, leave me alone, I promise it will be delicious."

I believed in your evil.Yu Feng complained silently.

Han Xiaoyu took out a bottle of honey, and before Yu Feng could organize it, he opened the lid, scooped up three big spoonfuls, and put it in the juicer.

A set of movements, smooth and flowing, completed in one go, the judges gave the highest score, congratulations to Han Xiaoyu for winning the championship!

Yu Feng was stunned, "Why do you put honey?"

Han Xiaoyu looked at him suspiciously, "Sweet."

Come on, as long as you are happy.If you put that much, you will definitely die.

When I bought this juicer, I forgot to buy a filter. Han Xiaoyu frowned for a while, took off the cup, and opened the lid to see.

Sure enough, it was the same as Yu Feng thought.The fruit juice inside is a paste, white silk and skin are scattered everywhere, and there is too much honey, it is not melted, and it looks very dark.

Han Xiaoyu took a sip, his expression changed immediately, and he took a sip from the water cup handed over by Yu Feng.

"What is this? It tastes so strange!" Han Xiaoyu complained loudly.

Yu Feng smiled helplessly, and asked him, "Where did you read the recipe?"

"My brother taught me."

That's right.Yu Feng black line.

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