The music class was taken over again

"Fuck, I made a report call yesterday, why don't you let us participate?" a boy said loudly.

"Fart, let's see your call log."

"Don't believe me? I really did. I just don't know if it will work."

"Who cares about our shitty things, goodgoodstudy, daydayup."

Whenever there is any action in the school that is not in line with the wishes of the children, there will always be some troublemakers who call to report, but to no avail, the result is the same.

"What are you talking about, idiots, it's like a group of quacks, isn't it the bullshit made by the trigonometric function yesterday."

Everyone's voices became smaller.

After Lei Xueming finished scolding, he immediately switched to a smiling face like an old chrysanthemum: "I have good news for you."

"Wow..." The voice of surprise exploded like fireworks.

"For the sports meeting, let's go according to the previous arrangement."

"Wow!" Just now it was the ticking tendons with small sparks, but now it is the dragon and phoenix Gaosheng who startled the sky with a sound.

"Bai Quack, show me the question."

Teacher Lei's order was useless, and everyone was immersed in the joy of regaining what was lost.

"Teacher, is this true?"

"Teacher, why did the school change its attention?"

Lei Xueming squinted his eyes, looked arrogant, and even spoke Mandarin, as if he wanted to express his gratitude: "Thank me if you want to thank me. It was me who rushed into the principal's office without thinking. You're scared, listen to me obediently..."

"Thor we love you!"

After Qiao Zheng frightened the honest man Huang Li, she went to pester him again, asking what are the interesting items this time.

The fun program changes every year and is designed by the sports team.Most of the teachers don't like to run, they all go to participate in fun events, the elderly group especially likes to play shuttlecock, once the referee was tired of counting and the teachers didn't stop.

Huang Li looked at the first draft of the order book and said: "Three people with four legs, dribble and run, hold a balloon and run, many people jump a big rope, help each other in the same boat, tug-of-war, hoop rolling, crossing a river by touching stones, kicking a shuttlecock..."

Qiao Zheng didn't understand some items, so she asked Huang Li to explain the rules to her.

"...Oh, what are those two people participating in?"

"Two people? This balloon run is a two-person project."

Qiao Zheng humbly asked for advice: "Then what is the rule, which part of the body should be clamped?"

Teacher Huang glanced at Qiao Zheng. Although this girl looked innocent and harmless, why did he always feel that there was some unspeakable purpose behind it?

"Anywhere, under the condition that the balloon does not fall to the ground, cross the finish line as fast as possible. Uh... One thing to say, you can't use your hands. This is a foul, and any other parts are fine."

There was a slight blush on Qiao Zheng's face, and she restrained herself from laughing too lewdly.

The designer of this project is really a little genius, this is a movement born for adultery!

Huang Li enthusiastically taught Qiao Zheng the winning secret of this project: "It is best to put the chest close to the chest, so that you have a large contact area, and you can also control the height of the balloon."

Huang Li didn't know what kind of messy associations his words made Qiao Zheng. The ears and heels of the other party were red, and the eyes were glistening. This expression was anything but yearning.

"Then have you tried it with others?" Qiao Zheng asked.

"Try... I tried, but halfway through the run, the balloon exploded..." Teacher Huang laughed.

Hearing this, Qiao Zheng's chest twitched.

But they are not men, and their soft breasts probably won't pop the balloon, but thinking about it from another angle, it's not a bad thing to burst, so the two of them will bump into each other?

"Then can you tell me how to blow up the balloon?"

Huang Li twitched the corner of his mouth: "I think you were wandering in the sky just now. You must have not listened to my rules. This game is not about which team pops the balloon first, but who gets to the finish line first."

Qiao Zheng said: "Oh, I know, I didn't listen carefully, I just asked you how the balloon exploded, so that we can prevent problems before they happen."

Huang Li said: "How else could it explode? It must be because I pressed too hard."

Qiao Zheng drove Huang Li away, she knew that her expression must be embarrassing.

I don't know if Teacher Yan would like to participate in the double balloon clipping with her.

Qiaozheng really wanted to kill first and then play, sign up first and then talk. After thinking about it, she decided to report to the right owner first.

The author has something to say: quack=duck

White quack = stop talking