[Comprehensive Young Mi] The guy who doesn't pay the rent

Chapter 37 Don't Make Me Angry [Catch Bugs]

Bruce looked down at the "Sol's face" in his arms, raised his eyes speechlessly, and gave someone a mask, or his own face. Who else could do such a thing except Sol?He said angrily, "Hey, don't mess with me! Sol, it's not a good thing to be angry with me!"

Saul said with an innocent face: "It makes you angry? Why?"

Bruce picked up Thor's mask and said, "Are you sure you want to give me this? Hey, bro, I'm bringing you your favorite cow leg!"

Sol stared and thought for a while, nodded and said, "Just giving you this really doesn't express my gratitude." After finishing speaking, he stuffed all the masks in his hand into Bruce's hands. You, like this, you can pretend to be anyone you want."

Bruce was completely speechless, and for a moment, he said, "Hey, are you sure that Hulk is sleeping like a dead dog?"

Saul laughed, sat down beside him, reached back for the stack of masks, and said, "Sense of humor, Banner, you gotta have a sense of humor."

Bruce turned to look at him, and said with an unhappy face: "I think I have a sense of humor. On the contrary, you are the one who often tells bad jokes!"

Saul raised his eyebrows and said, "A bad joke? Hey, it's just because of cultural differences. In Asgard, I can laugh at any joke I make, but you people..." He shook his head, a little With an expression of "you are too hopeless", he said: "I have to say, sometimes, I suspect that it's not just because of cultural differences, maybe it's because the jokes are too high, which makes you not feel the fun at all. "

"By 'you' you mean...the Avengers?" Bruce asked, "Such as Tony, Natasha, Steven?"

Saul nodded and said, "Oh, except for Tony, I think he is a very accomplished one in understanding my jokes."

Bruce looked at Saul suspiciously, and said, "My God, I just found out today that you think so! Are you sure it's not because your smile is too low?"

Sol casually tossed the mask in his hand and said, "How is that possible! Besides, you said you have a sense of humor, sorry, Bruce, I think you have too little sense of humor to attract girls, which led you to Still a virgin, man."

"Hey!" Bruce yelled, "Stop talking nonsense! How can I still be..."

Sol squinted at him, raised his eyebrows, and said, "Oh, you didn't? Natasha ended your..."

"I..." Bruce was at a loss for words, stared at Saul, gritted his teeth and said, "I have nothing to do with her, don't talk nonsense in front of her, and, don't you have a lot of experience?"

With a "who am I" expression on Saul's face, he couldn't help showing a smug smile and said, "Oh, I really don't want to show off in this regard, but women are always crazy about me. Sorry, Banner , please forgive me if I hurt you!"

Bruce looked at Saul's unsatisfied expression, sighed, and said, "You should really thank Anne for hypnotizing Hulk."

"Otherwise, you should be that stupid Hulk again?" Sol asked with a smile.

Bruce held his forehead, stood up, and said, "Forget it, I won't argue with you, I'm going back to the base now!"

"Are you going back to the base now? Aren't you going to try my craft?" Sol also stood up and looked at Bruce and asked.

Bruce pushed the glasses on his face, and said, "I think it's safer for me to go back. Although Annie hypnotized Hulk, I feel that he will wake up at any time."

"Hey, Banner! You won't just be angry like this?" Saul looked at Bruce who was about to go back in surprise.

"I'm not angry." Bruce walked towards the door. Suddenly, he turned and looked at Sol. After a long time, he said slowly, "Can I ask you a question? Sol? I've wondered about this question for a long time!"

Sol looked at him and said generously: "What do you want to ask? I will definitely help you clear your doubts!"

Bruce smiled and said, "Since you said you were experienced and women were fascinated by you, why did Jane dump you?"

Sol was stunned, and immediately said: "I dumped her, understand? Don't listen to those nonsense about the Internet or news."

Bruce looked at Sol with a half-smile, stretched out his hand and patted his arm, and said, "Everyone knows that Jane abandoned you, it's not ashamed." After speaking, he opened the door and walked out in a comfortable mood.

Saul chased him out and shouted emphatically at Bruce, "Hey, Banner! I wasn't dumped! I wasn't dumped! No!"

Bruce shrugged, blew him a sympathetic kiss, and walked away.

Lucia was sitting by the bed, arranging the souvenirs brought back from Europe. She silently put down the box of chocolates in her hand, raised her eyes, and looked at the bunch of ancient copper keys hanging by the bed, as if ringing in her ears. Jackman's words: "He's back, Lucia."

He came back, the man who was like a nightmare to her.

For centuries, he has shrouded her life like a dark shadow. At first, Lucia knew why he was going after her and Jackman relentlessly, but when he got what he wanted, She began to wonder why he continued to look for her.At that time, she and Jackman were forced into a corner by him and had nowhere to escape, and they fought a trapped beast. Fortunately, they won, but this victory was not long-lasting, and she did not understand after all, he What more do you want?

Now, what did he want after returning from hell?

There was a sudden knock on the door of the room, which interrupted Lucia's thoughts. She turned her head and glanced, and heard Saul's voice saying: "Hey, Lucia, are you in?" She was silent for a while, grabbed the After covering the suitcase on the ground with a cloth, he stood up and opened the door.

As soon as the door opened, I saw Sol's eyes full of smiles. He held a light blue plate in his hand and said, "Come, try my handicraft."

Lucia glanced at the dinner plate, and then looked at him with some surprise. He actually imitated the black pepper steak he made last night, cut two large pieces of grilled beef on the light blue dinner plate, and placed them on the On the two lettuce leaves, some spices were sprinkled on top of the beef, which looked no worse than those sold in restaurants outside, especially the two pieces of beef looked very tender and fragrant.She said suspiciously: "This... did you do it yourself? Or did Bruce Banner do it?"

Saul frowned and said, "That guy has already left, besides, he doesn't have this skill."

Lucia saw Sol's unhappy look by accident, and thought, did the two of them quarrel after she entered the room just now?Look at this guy's face is not ordinary smelly.She asked, "Did you roast the beef thigh by yourself?"

Saul looked at her as a matter of course and said, "Who else but me?" He handed the plate in front of her, "Why don't you go to the rooftop with me for lunch? It's really nice there, it's a good place for parties The place."

Lucia looked at him and said, "That was arranged by Jackman, he likes to party." After finishing speaking, she paused, looked at the plate in his hand, and was about to refuse, but met his eyes, he Looking at herself with eyes full of expectation, she was silent for a while and said, "I will go up to find you in 5 minutes."

Sol nodded, watched her close the door, and with a slight hook of his mouth, he took the dinner plate into the kitchen, took a few cans of beer from the refrigerator, and walked out slowly.

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