Words First ABO
Chapter 83
Xiaoyu said that the troublemakers Lai stayed in the store, and one of them vomited at the front desk, scaring away the customers and attracting many people to watch.No matter how hard she tried to persuade her, it was useless, so she had to tell them that Shang Chuhan only came here during the summer vacation, and now that school has started, there is no time for part-time jobs, and several shop assistants drove them away together.
"Ai Ze," Xiaoyu sighed, and chose his words carefully, "You said that wine...that uncle, could it really be Xiaoshang's father? I don't think so..."
"I don't know." Bai Aize said, "You don't need to tell Ah Chu about this matter. Next time someone calls me, give them my call, and I will solve it."
"That's not good," Xiaoyu was a little embarrassed, "If the Boss knows that he has dragged you into the water, I..."
"It's okay," Bai Aize said firmly, "Leave it to me."
"Okay then," Xiaoyu responded, and said with some concern, "Just now I appease the customers and clean up. I called Xiaoshang several times but no one answered. It took a lot of time. I'm afraid they will I will go to your school to find trouble, so be careful yourself!"
"Okay, hard work."
Someone on the other end was whispering to Xiaoyu, "How can Xiaoshang get involved with this kind of person? It won't be endless in the future." Xiaoyu hung up the phone quickly.
Walking out of the stairwell, Bai Aize glanced out of the window. Shangchu had a white towel hanging around his neck, and he was sitting on a bench by the side of the court panting, with shiny beads of sweat hanging from the tip of his hair, with his hands on his knees, he was a little handsome. Literally.
Song Yao threw a bottle of mineral water at him, there was still half a bottle of water in it, Shang Chu raised his hand to take it, unscrewed the cap, wiped the mouth of the bottle with a towel, drank it all in one go, the way his Adam's apple rolled when he swallowed was very sexy .
Bai Aize frowned, how many times have he told him not to drink cold water after exercising, and specially filled him with warm water in the thermos before class, the bastard just doesn't obey.
But it's good, if Shang Chu is really so obedient and docile, he wouldn't be Shang Chu.
Bai Aize smiled helplessly, looked at the time, turned and left the library.
In the security room of the chief police gate, several middle-aged men were drunk and yelling to go in to find someone. There was too much commotion. A few students came and went by the gate of the security room to watch the fun, sniggering gloatingly, taking pictures while taking pictures. Posted in various group chats, discussing whether these idiots are mentally ill, causing trouble to the police academy?
"What on earth are you going to do!" The security guard was helpless, took out his baton and slammed it on the table, "Let me tell you, we can definitely arrest you if you make trouble like this!"
"You can't find someone, can't you?" A man in a plaid shirt stretched out his hands and said roguely, "Catch it, catch it if you have the ability!"
"Okay, who are you looking for, tell me who you are looking for, and I will check for you, okay?" The security guard opened the teacher-student information system, "Who are you looking for!"
"Brother Shang!" The plaid shirt pulled the blushing Shang Lijun to the front, and then swaggered at the security guard, "See, this, this is my eldest brother. In the future, my eldest brother's son will be a police officer. I will be the first to call him Fuck you to death!"
The security guard glanced at Shang Lijun, and saw that he was wearing a yellowish white T-shirt with the words "Dafa Honey" printed on his chest, a hole in the hem of his clothes, his eyes were dull, and he looked like he had been drinking too much. With a slack look on his face, he snorted disdainfully: "You are the big brother, right? Who are you looking for? If you don't have this person, get out of here, or I'll call the police immediately!"
"Fuck, fuck your mother!" Shang Lijun kicked the table, staggered a few steps, and said, "I'm looking for my son!"
The security guard looked at him like he was looking at a cockroach by the gutter, and asked impatiently, "What is it called?"
"What's your name?" Shang Lijun stared and paused for a few seconds, then said with his tongue out, "Shang, Shang...nu!"
The security guard typed "shangnu" in the search bar, and it showed that there was no such person.
"No," Shang Lijun shook his hand, "Shang... Shang Tu..."
The security guard entered "shangtu" again, but it was still empty.
"Okay, okay, go out and wake up the bar," the security guard grabbed his shoulder and pushed away, "This is the police academy, not a place where you can make trouble, if you really want to make trouble, just grab any student outside and you will be overthrown , two streets away is the sports school, and the Normal University is not far away, you go there to find your son!"
Plaid Shirt and his group added fuel to the fire: "Brother Shang, a stinky doorman dares to be so arrogant, call our son out and fuck him to death!"
Shang Lijun was so excited that his eyes turned red, and he shouted loudly: "Call Shang, Shang... out!"
A few students hurried in to help, pushing and shoving, a clear voice came in: "Look for me."
Everyone looked back, Bai Aize stood at the door of the security room, looked around at the crowd, and said to the security: "I'm sorry to trouble you."
The plaid shirt squinted his eyes and looked up and down Bai Aize, then rubbed his hands wretchedly: "Are you the friend that Brother Shang's son was talking about? I saw you holding hands last time!"
Bai Aize didn't give him a look, and went straight to Shang Lijun: "Hello, uncle, tell me if you have anything to say."
Shang Chu and Song Yao went to the library after class, and found Bai Aize's seat by the window on the third floor. Bai Aize's bag was hung behind the chair, but no one was there.
"Where did Lao Bai go?" Song Yao looked around a few times, "You only saw Bao but didn't you see anyone?"
"What do you care?" Shangchu slumped on the chair like a pug, closed his eyes and enjoyed the air-conditioning, and stretched comfortably after the heat from his body dissipated, "It's cool!"
"Sweet your mother," Song Yao crossed his legs, "Your last three-pointer was so ugly that you didn't even touch the basket."
"Is that a three-pointer for me?" Shang Chu stretched out his middle finger in front of him, "That's for you to pass the ball! Did you fucking fall asleep standing under the basket or was it sent by the opposite side?"
"Get lost!" Song Yao bumped his elbow on his stomach, "Fart your mother!"
The two were arguing with their voices suppressed, and a man in glasses who was studying hard at the next table turned his head and shot at them. Song Yao's spine felt cold and he quickly shut up.
Shang Chu snorted, took out his mobile phone from the side pocket of his backpack and looked at it, there were more than ten missed calls, the first five were from Shang Lijun, and the latter ones were all from Xiaoyu.
Something happened in the store?
Shang Chu bumped Song Yao with his shoulder, shook the phone twice, and signaled him to go down and make a call by himself, Song Yao nodded, and moved his chair a little to make way.
Shangchu walked out of the library, first called Xiaoyu back to the past, but no one answered after calling three times, he sent back a WeChat message saying it was okay, so he asked him where the new batch of shower gel was located in the warehouse, and now he has found it Only then did Shang Chu feel relieved.
Then why did Shang Lijun call him?
Shang Lijun is a junior high school graduate. I don’t know what the classroom mode of the university is like. I thought that the university is like a junior high school. There are classes from morning till night. I am afraid of disturbing Shang Chu. I usually don’t call him, and occasionally call him on Sundays. Come over and ask him if he is full and how he is.
This Thursday, if Shang Lijun was sober, he wouldn't be looking for him at this time. The only possibility is that he was drinking again and came to ask for money for the drink.
Hold!here we go again!
The fire started to ignite, and Shang Chu was so suffocated that he kicked a small stone away from his feet, and was about to find a place to smoke a cigarette, but happened to see Bai Aize coming up from the slope.
"Losing the ball game?" Bai Aize saw that his expression was not good, and joked, "Are you crying?"
"Get out!" Shang Chu rolled his eyes, "You're the one who is crying... No, you're the one who lost the game!"
"It's fine if you don't lose," Bai Aize smiled, "If you lose without me on the other side, it would be too embarrassing!"
"Damn!" Shang Chu heard the meaning of his words, and punched him on the shoulder, "I can win even if you are on the opposite side!"
"Is that so?" Bai Aize raised his eyebrows, "Then we will choose the same course next semester."
"Yes, but it's not necessary." Shang Chu righteously refused, "You don't have to stick together all the time, contemporary young people need personal space even if they are in love."
Bai Aize smiled and shook his head.
"Where did you go?" Shang Chu saw him coming up from the slope, which was in the direction of the school gate, "Goed out?"
"Well," Bai Aize picked up a paper bag in his hand and shook it, "I'm going to buy this."
"Fuck!" Shangchu's eyes lit up, and he grabbed the paper bag, "Wheel cake!"
There is a small stall selling wheel pancakes outside the school gate. It is famous for its high quality and low price. It opens on time at 04:30 every day and sells [-] cakes a day. Each person is limited to one at a time. If you come late, there is no way to buy more.Students from several nearby schools lined up all day long, and even developed a purchasing agent business.
Shang Chu also delayed Song Yao's blessing last semester to eat the last time.
Song Yao waited in line for a week at the time, but he didn't win once. Later, this guy got anxious and posted on Moments saying, "I will marry whoever can buy me the bearded wheel cakes at the gate of the school as a betrothal gift." The circle of friends was met by an Omega guy who is learning Chinese as a foreign language at the Normal University. When the three schools jointly organized the sports festival, this guy was fascinated by Song Yao's heroic running of 5000 meters. He really bought a matcha flavored one for Song Yao. .
Song Yao just made a foolish joke in the circle of friends, but he didn't expect someone to be so stupid, so he was shocked and didn't dare to accept this "betrothal gift". The guy was sad and forwarded it to Shang Chu, and completely cut off Song Yao's blacklist Love.
After eating it, Shang Chu lamented that there is such delicious food in the world, and urged Song Yao to marry and go to the Normal University. If he could eat a wheel cake every day, why not sell his body? He also declared that if the Normal University had an Omega willing After queuing up for him, he immediately packed up his dowry and went over there.
Later, Bai Aize found out about this, and slipped him into the grove to teach him a lesson, until the corners of his mouth were bald. Shang Chu repeatedly admitted his mistake, and after admitting his mistake, he sighed——
"Wheel cakes are so fucking delicious!"
Shang Chu sighed again, couldn't wait to open the paper bag, sat on the steps and gnawed it.
Sitting next to him, Bai Aize saw his squinting satisfied expression, and couldn't help wondering: "Is it so delicious?"
"Of course there is, it's delicious because it's limited," Shang Chu replied, and immediately turned his back like a cat protecting food, "I won't share with you, even a single bite!"
Before Bai Aize could speak, Shang Chu rolled his eyes and covered his mouth with one hand, "Don't even try to kiss me, I won't kiss you right now!"
"..." Bai Aize was very helpless, "I don't have this plan for now."
The self-proclaimed amorous classmate Shang was deflated, and continued to eat his banana-flavored wheel cake resentfully.
The place where they sat was the side entrance of the library, and there was a bush in front of them. Few students walked here.
Bai Aize waited quietly for Shang Chu to finish eating the pancakes, and then heard him burp a little, and said with emotion: "Life, if someone buys wheel pancakes for me every day, it will be so fulfilling!"
The Second Young Master pretended not to understand his hint, and replied calmly: "Sometimes a lack is also a kind of beauty."
"..." Shang Chu still didn't give up, "I don't think so!"
"Oh." Bai Aize responded.
"Oh?" Shang Chu said, "It's gone? Don't you express it?"
"What does it mean?" Bai Aize asked back.
Shang Chu grinned, and said with a fake smile: "It's nothing."
Bai Aize was delighted, and patted him on the back of the head: "You can't eat too much, I read it just now, and the hygiene is not very good."
"What's the matter?" Shang Chu was very disdainful of his argument, "I just annoy young masters like you, who are hygienic all day long. Why didn't you pay attention to hygiene when you blocked the toilet?"
Bai Aize's ears turned red quickly, and he raised his hand to touch the tip of his nose twice: "The situation is different."
Shang Chu leaned over and asked, "Oh? What's the difference?"
Bai Aize turned his head to look at the scenery.
"I eat wheel pancakes, you eat me." Shang Chu would not let go of any chance to embarrass Aize, "doesn't that mean you ate unhygienic street pancakes?"
"..."
Second Young Master Bai used the back of his head to express his speechlessness.
Shang Chu smiled happily, and said, "Go to the third canteen at night to get Dachangfen?"
Bai Aize breathed a sigh of relief, thinking that the topic just now had finally been bypassed, so he agreed, "Okay."
"Hey, I have a question." Shang Chu rubbed his chin and asked in doubt, "Did you go to the forensic doctor to take a class and explain it to me from a professional perspective?"
"What's the problem?" Bai Aize asked.
"Why is the large intestine so delicious?"
Bai Aize replied: "Intestinal peristalsis makes eating more vigorous."
"The large intestine is filled with feces, why can it be eaten?" Shang Chu tilted his head, asking for advice with an open-minded expression.
"...cleaned clean, no smell."
"If there is a bowl that has been filled with feces, if you wash the bowl, there will be no smell!" Shang Chu said, "But we will definitely not use this bowl again, does it make sense?"
Bai Aize's forehead twitched.
Shang Chuxiao collapsed on the steps.
That night, the three of them went to the Three Canteens to eat big rice rolls. Bai Aize and his aunt said that they didn't want to eat too much, but Shang Chu chimed in behind him with a playful smile and said that he would add his portion to me!
Auntie glanced at Bai Aize hesitantly, and the second young master said with a straight face, "Whatever you want."
Song Yao, the peace ambassador, sighed and worried, thinking that this is not going to work, why Ah Chu is always against Lao Bai!
There was an evening training in the evening, Shang Chu was standing in a military posture, and suddenly felt sick to his stomach, thinking that he really ate the wheel cakes, and ran to the toilet in a hurry.
He was squatting in a hole three thousand feet away, when he suddenly heard a few people peeing and talking outside.
"Hey, have you heard that a few men came to the security room today to find trouble, and they said like idiots that they were looking for their son, but it turned out that they were looking for Bai Aize?"
"Just the once-in-a-hundred-year genius Bai Aize, the sophomore in criminal investigation? Impossible?" Another person said, "His parents are big shots, they are always on the news!"
"Who knows?" Someone snorted, "I heard they were quite drunk..."
"Maybe he knew that the young master of the National People's Congress has money, so he deliberately came to touch porcelain!"
"Bai Aize did know them. Later, Bai Aize came down and took these people away..."
Shang Chu was stunned for a moment, unable to turn his head around.
Shang Lijun called him?Then Xiaoyu called him?
He blinked, suddenly let out a chuckle, and sent Xiaoyu a message——
Someone came to the shop to look for me in the afternoon?
"Ai Ze," Xiaoyu sighed, and chose his words carefully, "You said that wine...that uncle, could it really be Xiaoshang's father? I don't think so..."
"I don't know." Bai Aize said, "You don't need to tell Ah Chu about this matter. Next time someone calls me, give them my call, and I will solve it."
"That's not good," Xiaoyu was a little embarrassed, "If the Boss knows that he has dragged you into the water, I..."
"It's okay," Bai Aize said firmly, "Leave it to me."
"Okay then," Xiaoyu responded, and said with some concern, "Just now I appease the customers and clean up. I called Xiaoshang several times but no one answered. It took a lot of time. I'm afraid they will I will go to your school to find trouble, so be careful yourself!"
"Okay, hard work."
Someone on the other end was whispering to Xiaoyu, "How can Xiaoshang get involved with this kind of person? It won't be endless in the future." Xiaoyu hung up the phone quickly.
Walking out of the stairwell, Bai Aize glanced out of the window. Shangchu had a white towel hanging around his neck, and he was sitting on a bench by the side of the court panting, with shiny beads of sweat hanging from the tip of his hair, with his hands on his knees, he was a little handsome. Literally.
Song Yao threw a bottle of mineral water at him, there was still half a bottle of water in it, Shang Chu raised his hand to take it, unscrewed the cap, wiped the mouth of the bottle with a towel, drank it all in one go, the way his Adam's apple rolled when he swallowed was very sexy .
Bai Aize frowned, how many times have he told him not to drink cold water after exercising, and specially filled him with warm water in the thermos before class, the bastard just doesn't obey.
But it's good, if Shang Chu is really so obedient and docile, he wouldn't be Shang Chu.
Bai Aize smiled helplessly, looked at the time, turned and left the library.
In the security room of the chief police gate, several middle-aged men were drunk and yelling to go in to find someone. There was too much commotion. A few students came and went by the gate of the security room to watch the fun, sniggering gloatingly, taking pictures while taking pictures. Posted in various group chats, discussing whether these idiots are mentally ill, causing trouble to the police academy?
"What on earth are you going to do!" The security guard was helpless, took out his baton and slammed it on the table, "Let me tell you, we can definitely arrest you if you make trouble like this!"
"You can't find someone, can't you?" A man in a plaid shirt stretched out his hands and said roguely, "Catch it, catch it if you have the ability!"
"Okay, who are you looking for, tell me who you are looking for, and I will check for you, okay?" The security guard opened the teacher-student information system, "Who are you looking for!"
"Brother Shang!" The plaid shirt pulled the blushing Shang Lijun to the front, and then swaggered at the security guard, "See, this, this is my eldest brother. In the future, my eldest brother's son will be a police officer. I will be the first to call him Fuck you to death!"
The security guard glanced at Shang Lijun, and saw that he was wearing a yellowish white T-shirt with the words "Dafa Honey" printed on his chest, a hole in the hem of his clothes, his eyes were dull, and he looked like he had been drinking too much. With a slack look on his face, he snorted disdainfully: "You are the big brother, right? Who are you looking for? If you don't have this person, get out of here, or I'll call the police immediately!"
"Fuck, fuck your mother!" Shang Lijun kicked the table, staggered a few steps, and said, "I'm looking for my son!"
The security guard looked at him like he was looking at a cockroach by the gutter, and asked impatiently, "What is it called?"
"What's your name?" Shang Lijun stared and paused for a few seconds, then said with his tongue out, "Shang, Shang...nu!"
The security guard typed "shangnu" in the search bar, and it showed that there was no such person.
"No," Shang Lijun shook his hand, "Shang... Shang Tu..."
The security guard entered "shangtu" again, but it was still empty.
"Okay, okay, go out and wake up the bar," the security guard grabbed his shoulder and pushed away, "This is the police academy, not a place where you can make trouble, if you really want to make trouble, just grab any student outside and you will be overthrown , two streets away is the sports school, and the Normal University is not far away, you go there to find your son!"
Plaid Shirt and his group added fuel to the fire: "Brother Shang, a stinky doorman dares to be so arrogant, call our son out and fuck him to death!"
Shang Lijun was so excited that his eyes turned red, and he shouted loudly: "Call Shang, Shang... out!"
A few students hurried in to help, pushing and shoving, a clear voice came in: "Look for me."
Everyone looked back, Bai Aize stood at the door of the security room, looked around at the crowd, and said to the security: "I'm sorry to trouble you."
The plaid shirt squinted his eyes and looked up and down Bai Aize, then rubbed his hands wretchedly: "Are you the friend that Brother Shang's son was talking about? I saw you holding hands last time!"
Bai Aize didn't give him a look, and went straight to Shang Lijun: "Hello, uncle, tell me if you have anything to say."
Shang Chu and Song Yao went to the library after class, and found Bai Aize's seat by the window on the third floor. Bai Aize's bag was hung behind the chair, but no one was there.
"Where did Lao Bai go?" Song Yao looked around a few times, "You only saw Bao but didn't you see anyone?"
"What do you care?" Shangchu slumped on the chair like a pug, closed his eyes and enjoyed the air-conditioning, and stretched comfortably after the heat from his body dissipated, "It's cool!"
"Sweet your mother," Song Yao crossed his legs, "Your last three-pointer was so ugly that you didn't even touch the basket."
"Is that a three-pointer for me?" Shang Chu stretched out his middle finger in front of him, "That's for you to pass the ball! Did you fucking fall asleep standing under the basket or was it sent by the opposite side?"
"Get lost!" Song Yao bumped his elbow on his stomach, "Fart your mother!"
The two were arguing with their voices suppressed, and a man in glasses who was studying hard at the next table turned his head and shot at them. Song Yao's spine felt cold and he quickly shut up.
Shang Chu snorted, took out his mobile phone from the side pocket of his backpack and looked at it, there were more than ten missed calls, the first five were from Shang Lijun, and the latter ones were all from Xiaoyu.
Something happened in the store?
Shang Chu bumped Song Yao with his shoulder, shook the phone twice, and signaled him to go down and make a call by himself, Song Yao nodded, and moved his chair a little to make way.
Shangchu walked out of the library, first called Xiaoyu back to the past, but no one answered after calling three times, he sent back a WeChat message saying it was okay, so he asked him where the new batch of shower gel was located in the warehouse, and now he has found it Only then did Shang Chu feel relieved.
Then why did Shang Lijun call him?
Shang Lijun is a junior high school graduate. I don’t know what the classroom mode of the university is like. I thought that the university is like a junior high school. There are classes from morning till night. I am afraid of disturbing Shang Chu. I usually don’t call him, and occasionally call him on Sundays. Come over and ask him if he is full and how he is.
This Thursday, if Shang Lijun was sober, he wouldn't be looking for him at this time. The only possibility is that he was drinking again and came to ask for money for the drink.
Hold!here we go again!
The fire started to ignite, and Shang Chu was so suffocated that he kicked a small stone away from his feet, and was about to find a place to smoke a cigarette, but happened to see Bai Aize coming up from the slope.
"Losing the ball game?" Bai Aize saw that his expression was not good, and joked, "Are you crying?"
"Get out!" Shang Chu rolled his eyes, "You're the one who is crying... No, you're the one who lost the game!"
"It's fine if you don't lose," Bai Aize smiled, "If you lose without me on the other side, it would be too embarrassing!"
"Damn!" Shang Chu heard the meaning of his words, and punched him on the shoulder, "I can win even if you are on the opposite side!"
"Is that so?" Bai Aize raised his eyebrows, "Then we will choose the same course next semester."
"Yes, but it's not necessary." Shang Chu righteously refused, "You don't have to stick together all the time, contemporary young people need personal space even if they are in love."
Bai Aize smiled and shook his head.
"Where did you go?" Shang Chu saw him coming up from the slope, which was in the direction of the school gate, "Goed out?"
"Well," Bai Aize picked up a paper bag in his hand and shook it, "I'm going to buy this."
"Fuck!" Shangchu's eyes lit up, and he grabbed the paper bag, "Wheel cake!"
There is a small stall selling wheel pancakes outside the school gate. It is famous for its high quality and low price. It opens on time at 04:30 every day and sells [-] cakes a day. Each person is limited to one at a time. If you come late, there is no way to buy more.Students from several nearby schools lined up all day long, and even developed a purchasing agent business.
Shang Chu also delayed Song Yao's blessing last semester to eat the last time.
Song Yao waited in line for a week at the time, but he didn't win once. Later, this guy got anxious and posted on Moments saying, "I will marry whoever can buy me the bearded wheel cakes at the gate of the school as a betrothal gift." The circle of friends was met by an Omega guy who is learning Chinese as a foreign language at the Normal University. When the three schools jointly organized the sports festival, this guy was fascinated by Song Yao's heroic running of 5000 meters. He really bought a matcha flavored one for Song Yao. .
Song Yao just made a foolish joke in the circle of friends, but he didn't expect someone to be so stupid, so he was shocked and didn't dare to accept this "betrothal gift". The guy was sad and forwarded it to Shang Chu, and completely cut off Song Yao's blacklist Love.
After eating it, Shang Chu lamented that there is such delicious food in the world, and urged Song Yao to marry and go to the Normal University. If he could eat a wheel cake every day, why not sell his body? He also declared that if the Normal University had an Omega willing After queuing up for him, he immediately packed up his dowry and went over there.
Later, Bai Aize found out about this, and slipped him into the grove to teach him a lesson, until the corners of his mouth were bald. Shang Chu repeatedly admitted his mistake, and after admitting his mistake, he sighed——
"Wheel cakes are so fucking delicious!"
Shang Chu sighed again, couldn't wait to open the paper bag, sat on the steps and gnawed it.
Sitting next to him, Bai Aize saw his squinting satisfied expression, and couldn't help wondering: "Is it so delicious?"
"Of course there is, it's delicious because it's limited," Shang Chu replied, and immediately turned his back like a cat protecting food, "I won't share with you, even a single bite!"
Before Bai Aize could speak, Shang Chu rolled his eyes and covered his mouth with one hand, "Don't even try to kiss me, I won't kiss you right now!"
"..." Bai Aize was very helpless, "I don't have this plan for now."
The self-proclaimed amorous classmate Shang was deflated, and continued to eat his banana-flavored wheel cake resentfully.
The place where they sat was the side entrance of the library, and there was a bush in front of them. Few students walked here.
Bai Aize waited quietly for Shang Chu to finish eating the pancakes, and then heard him burp a little, and said with emotion: "Life, if someone buys wheel pancakes for me every day, it will be so fulfilling!"
The Second Young Master pretended not to understand his hint, and replied calmly: "Sometimes a lack is also a kind of beauty."
"..." Shang Chu still didn't give up, "I don't think so!"
"Oh." Bai Aize responded.
"Oh?" Shang Chu said, "It's gone? Don't you express it?"
"What does it mean?" Bai Aize asked back.
Shang Chu grinned, and said with a fake smile: "It's nothing."
Bai Aize was delighted, and patted him on the back of the head: "You can't eat too much, I read it just now, and the hygiene is not very good."
"What's the matter?" Shang Chu was very disdainful of his argument, "I just annoy young masters like you, who are hygienic all day long. Why didn't you pay attention to hygiene when you blocked the toilet?"
Bai Aize's ears turned red quickly, and he raised his hand to touch the tip of his nose twice: "The situation is different."
Shang Chu leaned over and asked, "Oh? What's the difference?"
Bai Aize turned his head to look at the scenery.
"I eat wheel pancakes, you eat me." Shang Chu would not let go of any chance to embarrass Aize, "doesn't that mean you ate unhygienic street pancakes?"
"..."
Second Young Master Bai used the back of his head to express his speechlessness.
Shang Chu smiled happily, and said, "Go to the third canteen at night to get Dachangfen?"
Bai Aize breathed a sigh of relief, thinking that the topic just now had finally been bypassed, so he agreed, "Okay."
"Hey, I have a question." Shang Chu rubbed his chin and asked in doubt, "Did you go to the forensic doctor to take a class and explain it to me from a professional perspective?"
"What's the problem?" Bai Aize asked.
"Why is the large intestine so delicious?"
Bai Aize replied: "Intestinal peristalsis makes eating more vigorous."
"The large intestine is filled with feces, why can it be eaten?" Shang Chu tilted his head, asking for advice with an open-minded expression.
"...cleaned clean, no smell."
"If there is a bowl that has been filled with feces, if you wash the bowl, there will be no smell!" Shang Chu said, "But we will definitely not use this bowl again, does it make sense?"
Bai Aize's forehead twitched.
Shang Chuxiao collapsed on the steps.
That night, the three of them went to the Three Canteens to eat big rice rolls. Bai Aize and his aunt said that they didn't want to eat too much, but Shang Chu chimed in behind him with a playful smile and said that he would add his portion to me!
Auntie glanced at Bai Aize hesitantly, and the second young master said with a straight face, "Whatever you want."
Song Yao, the peace ambassador, sighed and worried, thinking that this is not going to work, why Ah Chu is always against Lao Bai!
There was an evening training in the evening, Shang Chu was standing in a military posture, and suddenly felt sick to his stomach, thinking that he really ate the wheel cakes, and ran to the toilet in a hurry.
He was squatting in a hole three thousand feet away, when he suddenly heard a few people peeing and talking outside.
"Hey, have you heard that a few men came to the security room today to find trouble, and they said like idiots that they were looking for their son, but it turned out that they were looking for Bai Aize?"
"Just the once-in-a-hundred-year genius Bai Aize, the sophomore in criminal investigation? Impossible?" Another person said, "His parents are big shots, they are always on the news!"
"Who knows?" Someone snorted, "I heard they were quite drunk..."
"Maybe he knew that the young master of the National People's Congress has money, so he deliberately came to touch porcelain!"
"Bai Aize did know them. Later, Bai Aize came down and took these people away..."
Shang Chu was stunned for a moment, unable to turn his head around.
Shang Lijun called him?Then Xiaoyu called him?
He blinked, suddenly let out a chuckle, and sent Xiaoyu a message——
Someone came to the shop to look for me in the afternoon?
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