Bite the gods, abuse the gods

Fan Xinchen, who was bitten by the shoulder, yelled, and then surprisedly restrained Meng Zhongfan who was biting his neck.

It turns out that Fan in Dream was sleeping on top of the beam that looked like a coffin, and Fan Xinchen couldn't find him, causing a lot of gods to panic. Finally, Fan in Dream jumped out to bite him because he was too noisy. Fan Xinchen said this.

The gods couldn't help but heave a sigh of relief when they saw the target person they finally wanted, and finally they didn't have to be caught by God Chenmeng.Controlling the joy and tightly imprisoning Fan Xinchen in the dream, the Jade Emperor reluctantly beckoned all the gods to leave together.

After more than half of the journey, the Jade Emperor suddenly patted himself on the head and said angrily, "I forgot to ask about that mountain."

Yao Wuyang has been on an excited expression since just now, and when she heard what Fan Ruochen said, she immediately despised and said: "Hmph, it's just your memory. Besides, if you dare to destroy CP, you will be struck by lightning."

The Jade Emperor was upset instantly, and immediately retorted: "I am the Jade Emperor, how could I be struck by lightning because of such a thing?"

However, the facts were so cruel, several inexplicable lightning bolts flashed in the sky, although they didn't strike the Jade Emperor.

The two of them were sluggish for a while, and Yao Wuyang, who was the first to react, laughed and said without hesitation: "Hahaha, how dare you say that." Fan Ruochen, who became angry from embarrassment, said with an active black belly: "Wuyang, it's not as good as us Give Chaoli a younger brother or younger sister to play with?" After a pause of laughter, Yao Wuyang blushed, and immediately floated towards her bedroom.

After seeing everything that happened, Fan Chaoli shook his head and said: "Tsk tsk, Jiang is really old and hot, mother, please take care. The son can't beat the father!" gone to sleep.

It is said that since Fan Xinchen caught Meng Zhongfan who has always hated sleeping on the bed, and pressed him on the bed, Meng Zhongfan's body was already stiff, but now it is extremely stiff.

The facts are as follows:

Originally, Fan Xinchen was very happy to find Meng Zhongfan. Although he was bitten by a zombie, he magnanimously bit him back and let it go.In fact, Fan Xinchen just wanted to take advantage of Meng Zhongfan, and his mouth was so speechless.

Fan Xinchen, who took advantage of the big advantage, waved away Cheng Yan's series of fairy servants, and carried Meng Zhongfan back to the bedroom he just ran out of, ready to go to bed immediately.However, in the dream, once Fan Xinchen understood Fan Xinchen's intentions, he stopped doing it immediately. He didn't want to sleep on the wide flat bed.

This level of strength can't do any harm to Fan Xinchen, basically it's almost the same as itching.

Fan Xinchen, who wholeheartedly wanted to share the bed with Meng Zhongfan, hugged Meng Zhongfan and lay on the bed without even thinking about it.This completely pissed off the zombie Fan in Meng, broke away from Fan Xinchen's embrace, rushed to the top of the beam and lay down.

After being dazed for a while, Fan Xinchen chased after him to the beams of the roof, wanting to carry Meng Zhongfan down without saying a word.

Regarding the place to sleep, Meng Zhongfan was determined not to compromise, so a certain stiff hand grasped the wooden beam tightly.Fan Xinchen VS Meng Zhongfan, of course Fan Xinchen won.

Meng Zhongfan, who was caught on the bed again, glared at Fan Xinchen angrily.Because it is a zombie, it looks obviously dull.

Although in Fan Xinchen's eyes, this is a very cute gesture, but after all, he still couldn't bear Meng Zhongfan to be angry, and asked: "Mengmeng, why do you have to run up the beam, how dangerous it is there! Once you turn over, you will lose your temper." It's about to fall off, besides, if you don't like this bed, we can change it for a new one tomorrow, okay?"

After understanding Fan Xinchen's talk about changing the bed, Meng Zhongfan was finally satisfied.As for what it feels like to be held?Sorry, Fan in the dream said that as a zombie, he couldn't feel any body temperature.

Sure enough, you can't sleep with an ice stove, this sentence is really good!

The difference in body temperature made Fan Xinchen feel the cold all night, and finally lived up to expectations this morning with a gorgeous cold.Speaking of Meng Zhongfan, who is the culprit, he is also quite entangled, what should he do with his breakfast?

Even if Meng Zhongfan bites other fairy servants, it is not impossible to solve the problem of starvation, it's just...but if Fan Xinchen finds out, Meng Zhongfan always feels that the fairy who is known as Chenmeng Shenzun will Against him.That's why Meng Zhongfan didn't dare to speak to other gods.After procrastinating for a long time, Meng Zhongfan decided to go to Fan Xinchen to solve his hunger problem.

At this time, Fan Xinchen didn't know that Meng Zhongfan was coming to him, or else he had to fly happily.

While sneezing and writing the invitation card, Cheng Yan next to him looked filled with heartache for Fan Xinchen, how uncomfortable is this?But there is no way, who made Fan Xinchen insist on writing those invitations by himself!

There are already some formal rules for making fairy couples in the fairy world, but if it is the previous heaven, I am afraid that Fan Xinchen will have to be struck with a few thunderbolts.The reason for changing the regulations was not because of the war. If the staff of the Heavenly Court is not increased, the Heavenly Court may not be able to survive.It is true that too many gods died in that war, and most of them were very high-level gods.

Fan Xinchen, who had just finished writing invitations, could finally stop being so patient with her body.

Before Fan Xinchen had a good rest, a pain came from his shoulder.Cheng Yan, who was packing up the invitations, was immediately dumbfounded. It's a miracle that the master didn't lose his temper!It's a miracle that the master didn't kill people, oh no, it was zombies!The words subconsciously came out of Cheng Yan's mouth and said, "Ah, master, you probably fell on your head, right? If so, it would be terrible. We'd better go and ask the God of Medicine to come over and take a look." Bar?"

Hearing that Fan Xinchen wanted to kill Cheng Yan, the housekeeper, because of the existence of Fan in the dream, Fan Xinchen endured his temper and said: "Cheng Yan, you disappear within three seconds, or you will bear the consequences!" The meaning of threat It was clearly conveyed from Fan Xinchen's eyes to Cheng Yan's ears.In order to show what he already understood, Cheng Yan ran out of the study door with the invitation at the fastest speed in his life.

When Cheng Yan disappeared in front of Fan Xinchen, he turned gentle and said: "Mengmeng, what's the matter? Do you need anything? Tell Chenchen, and Chenchen promises to help you do it right away."

In the dream, Fan had some dark lines, and he seemed unable to speak at the moment, so he could only yell "Ho Ho..." a few times.I thought Fan Xinchen wouldn't understand, but I didn't expect Fan Xinchen to answer him because of his extraordinary talent.In fact, the original meaning of those roars was: Fan Xinchen, I'm hungry. (For convenience, the translation is willing to start directly below.)

Thinking about it, Fan Xinchen thought about it seriously and said: "Mengmeng, if you are hungry, you can drink a little bit of my blood. But, Mengmeng, let's discuss the conditions? After all, my blood is Very precious. Hehehe..."

Looking at Fan Xinchen's profiteer's smile, Meng Zhongfan only felt that the next words would have some adverse effects on him.But as a zombie with pure brain cells, Meng Zhongfan nodded and agreed without thinking too much.In retrospect, I feel a little stupid.

With Meng Zhongfan's consent, Fan Xinchen's eyes lit up and said: "Oh, Mengmeng, since you want to drink blood, why don't you bite me? But Mengmeng decided not to exceed three drops, otherwise there will be trouble. A good thing happened." Saying that, Fan Xinchen nodded towards his own mouth, Fan Xinchen's expression was very serious, but the emotion in his eyes could not be concealed.

Meng Zhongfan, who had no feeling, simply agreed, and did not notice the eyes of Fan Xinchen's trickery at all.

In this way, Meng Zhongfan, who was just born, was abducted by Fan Xinchen, the great devil, and fell into the love net woven by Fan Xinchen step by step.

A sound of "cuckoo..." resounded between the two of them, Fan Xinchen smiled and nodded his lips, and Meng Zhongfan, who was completely in control, kissed her obediently, wanting to fill his stomach.It has to be said that it is worthy of the blood of Fan Xinchen, the god of dust and dreams, and Meng Fan doesn't need to eat for a week.

After Cheng Yan here took the invitations and rushed out of the bedroom door, he immediately dutifully sent each invitation to the hands of various gods.When he finished his business, Cheng Yan said with a high interest expression: "Hey, the master has finally enlightened, I don't know what kind of temperament this lady is like? Hey, by the way, let's talk to the Queen Mother! I must be sure. It will generate a lot of information. A housekeeper who cares about his master and his wife is a good housekeeper. Haha..."

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