Bite the gods, abuse the gods

Dust Mengshen Zun Fan Xinchen, who just finished torturing Taibai Jinxing, is holding his incomparably beautiful colorful clouds, leisurely in the sky, humming a little song, and flying happily to the beat.

Taking the ink painting that was just 'borrowed' from Taibai Jinxing, Fan Xinchen once again looked at the ink painting that Taibai Jinxing would feel distressed even if other gods looked at it, and scribbled on it with the transformed brush.Fortunately at this time Taibai Jinxing was still in the Yunxiao Temple, otherwise he would have vomited blood three feet, and then cried and yelled at the hem of his trousers, tearing so much that he would have to draw ink.

Looking at Fan Xinchen's smooth movements, it's obviously not the first time he has done this.Fan Xinchen leisurely crossed his legs, lying on the colorful clouds, and Fan Xinchen was thinking about his destination.Because it is too boring, Fan Xinchen, who has always resisted going to court, has always been the most leisurely god among all the gods.

Any idea why?The reason lies in Fan Xinchen's unique identity.

As the oldest god in the Heavenly Court, Fan Xinchen is the uncle of the Jade Emperor and the uncle of the Queen Mother.It is said that there is a more noble identity, but except for the Jade Emperor, the Queen Mother, and Fan Xinchen himself, basically no one knows about it.

You say that your status is so noble, only Fan Chaoli, the son of the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother, dares to deal with him in the heavenly court, so you don't have to be punished very badly.The two of them basically worked hand in hand.It's just that Fan Chaoli at this time was caught by the Jade Emperor early in the morning to go to the morning court.What troubled the Jade Emperor the most was the uncle Fan Xinchen and the son Fan Chaoli. If the two of them did things together, it would definitely turn the heavens upside down several times.

To say that the Queen Mother is the most speechless character of the Jade Emperor. The Queen Mother, who was influenced by her birth environment and special education in the mortal world, is now a rotten girl.The Jade Emperor was also extremely helpless about this.It would be absolutely horrifying for anyone to have his wife staring at him and the ministers discussing affairs with a **** expression.What's more, there is a troublesome son next to him, adding oil and vinegar to the side, which is simply adding fuel to the fire.

Fan Xinchen lay on the colorful clouds, sighed boredly, "Ai ai ai~~~~~~" He casually pulled a gourd, and the "beauty drunk" tricked by God Mo Yin drank it.

It is said that Fan Xinchen had nothing but to steal Taibai Jinxing's ink painting graffiti, snatch Taishang Laojun's freshly baked elixir, pluck Erlang God's roaring dog's hair, and break Qingyuan Emperor's precious jade screen. Done.Right now, I'm just thinking boredly, I'm going to be a good guest at that fairy's mansion next!

Taibai Jinxing whose ink painting was stolen, Taishang Laojun who was robbed of the elixir, Erlang God whose pet hair was plucked, and Emperor Qingyuan whose precious jade screen was broken, all sneezed at the same time, thinking that what should be done directly? You won't be ruining things again by that demon Lord Chenmeng Shenzun, right?

Fan Xinchen, who was too bored, flicked the "beauty drunk" gourd that he had tricked from the god Mo Yin, and when he didn't pay attention, the gourd was thrown into the world immediately.

Hearing the sound of "boom", Fan Xinchen said in his heart: Oh no, the peaks in the mortal world were cut off, now the Jade Emperor has to run after me again!

In order not to be read by the Jade Emperor for a long time, Fan Xinchen decided to go and see what is going on?

With a sound of "whoosh", the colorful cloud stopped in front of the cut mountain.Before Fan Xinchen went down to check, suddenly a loud "roar" roared to the surroundings.

Grasping tightly on the shaky colorful cloud, Fan Xinchen stabilized his body that was almost knocked down by the sound.Covering his ears, Fan Xinchen said angrily, "Damn it, who is it? Who wants to seek death? I'll send him to report to Hades right away." The voice echoed in the mountains, so silent that Fan Xinchen even thought It was just my own hallucination.

Everyone knows that what Fan Xinchen hates the most is that there are gods yelling around him, and Fan Xinchen will definitely punish him to death.With many lessons learned from the past, the gods, big and small, in the heavenly court would never dare to speak loudly in the place where there is the God of Dust Dream, or make actions with a voice higher than the normal speaking voice.

There is silence all around...

Fan Xinchen waited and waited, thinking that he was really hallucinating just now, and an impatient look appeared on Fan Xinchen's face.Just as Fan Xinchen was about to go up to check, the voice of "roar" sounded again.

"Pa" Fan Xinchen, who had reached the limit of his patience, didn't care about Sanqi 21, and directly directed the colorful cloud under his feet to go in the direction of the voice.Since Fan Xinchen's sense of direction has always been the best, Fan Xinchen immediately found the culprit.

However, Fan Xinchen froze immediately.Fan Xinchen has always thought that she is the most beautiful among the gods, and some fairies are willing to be tortured by Fan Xinchen, and they have an expression of enjoyment, which can prove it.

Facing the eyes as beautiful as the stars, the brows as thin as catkins, the whole delicate face made Fan Xinchen dazzle.Fan Xinchen, who had been captured, stood blankly at the source of the voice, tears streaming down his face.That's right, tears.Why did Fan Xinchen cry? The reason is that he fell in love at first sight.

I have always known that I am Fan Xinchen from the Appearance Association, and I have always dismissed the saying that all gods in the mortal world are very beautiful.That kind of argument is completely deceptive, Fan Xinchen despises the appearance of the gods as a whole, most of them look like a group of old men, what's so good about it.Even if it is a young appearance, the ratio of the overall appearance is very low, not as good-looking as myself.

The above are what Fan Xinchen said in his heart, now Fan Xinchen is so amazed by that person's appearance, so he can't say a word.

The person on the opposite side, no, to be precise, it was a zombie, he couldn't understand at all, and he didn't know what Fan Xinchen was doing there, he just wanted to get rid of the boulder on his leg with all his heart.

The sound of the zombie breaking free reached Fan Xinchen's ears, and Fan Xinchen immediately came back to his senses and saw the crushed leg of a certain zombie.After thinking about it, Fan Xinchen felt that this was definitely a great opportunity to be courteous.Immediately, he violently kicked away the boulder that was pressing down on a certain zombie.Putting on the look of coming to worship me, Fan Xinchen is indeed a dream come true, it's just another way.

Covering his bleeding mouth, Fan Xinchen suddenly wanted to cry but had no tears.This is definitely not the kiss he wanted!Absolutely not!

what's going on?Let's review the slow events that just happened.

A certain zombie that was finally liberated, because it hasn't eaten for a long time.There was an idiot-like food dangling in front of him.Although a certain zombie said that he doesn't want to eat food with a low IQ, he is really hungry now, so he doesn't care about low IQ.So there was the next scene, a certain zombie instinctively bit Fan Xinchen's neck without saying a word.Because Fan Xinchen was dreaming of being kissed, the action was so fast, two people, one god, one zombie, kissed just like that.

Tears from the pain of being bitten flashed in his eyes, Fan Xinchen covered his mouth, ready to regroup and fight again.

A certain zombie who tasted the delicacy of Fan Xinchen's blood suddenly became obsessed with this taste, and immediately planned to enjoy the delicacy again.

Of course, as a single-celled animal like a zombie, there will never be any high IQ existence, and this one is no exception.

Completely forgetting that this is an area with many rocks, a certain zombie who was only interested in delicious food immediately fell to the ground because of a jump in anxiety.This situation completely shocked Fan Xinchen who was preparing by the side, and he immediately became entangled.

Do you go forward to help a certain zombie to gain favorability, or accompany a certain zombie to feel the "pressure"

Before Fan Xinchen could make a decision, a certain zombie immediately struggled to come to Fan Xinchen's side.Immediately felt the dungeon of love, immediately let go of entanglement, picked up a certain zombie three times, and planned to have a sneak attack kiss.

Imagination is beautiful, but reality is cruel!Before that, Fan Xinchen just thought that he was a mortal hunting in the mountains and forests. At that time, because of love at first sight, he completely ignored the clothes and other characteristics of a certain zombie.Ever since, Fan Xinchen suffered the biggest shock and the biggest blow from birth until now.

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