What, the golden finger can't open the two protagonists!

"Today's talisman competition. 35 people participated, and 25 people were eliminated. The title, the third-grade superior talisman "One Finger Crack". Finish. Slow down and finish the drawing, I want to sleep longer." Youdio is a lazy leader (like me).

"As soon as the surgeon points it out, the place where it is pasted will crack. Two cracks on the second grade, three cracks on the third grade shall prevail. With Tonggu wood as the paper and Qianlu mountain vermilion stone as the ink, there is no distinction between the best grades."

"Look! The ghost body has tungu wood and vermilion stone!" A disciple pointed to the stage.

"He's only floating paper and grinding stones now!" He was stunned.

"Why don't you just use the finished product?" asked the contestant next to Ni Suishen.

"The teacher wants to sleep more. If I fix it sooner, it will kill me. Doing more is nothing." Young man, it seems that you have had a painful experience. .

Hearing this sentence, all the contestants on the stage swallowed their saliva, and their speed slowed down significantly.Poor Wan Xiao Sect disciple. .

"Okay, let's start writing." The speed, one after another, is extremely fast.

"Hey! It's too spicy! Just one appreciation!" The other contestants kindly reminded.

"Hehe." You don't know, I'm stockpiling goods.I'm afraid of my brother.

"The game time is over." Udio who got up on time.

"Phew~ it's done." Draw until the last moment?no.It is a seal.

"Come and see, your fourth rank is inferior, not bad. Your fourth rank is superior, okay. And Ni Suishen's, ah, seventh rank is superior, you and Immortal Body are indeed brothers." Cross your waist for a while.

Of course, Ni Suishen made it to the final.

"Okay, the title of the final is "A Breath of Heaven and Earth". It's too boring at the beginning, let's chat! Let's chat!" I was so angry that I chopped my feet.The elders hurriedly stopped him.

"The game continues." All the elders looked embarrassed.

"Everything has a breath, use this symbol to get the breath of heaven and earth, and then inhale it. It can open the meridians and smooth the qi. It can be used for strengthening and repairing when advancing. If the paper is made of Tongtian wood and the black stone buried in the ground is used as ink, the effect will be good."

"Hey, how did you directly use the ghost body this time?" the disciples in the audience were puzzled.

"That's right, Ni Suishen, why do you write so much when you just finished it directly?" asked the contestant next to Ni Suishen.

"If we don't hurry up, the elders will be annoyed to death. We will be dead by then. I'll be happy if I write more." These things were taught by my brother and his friend who pretended to be crazy.Especially the one who pretends to be crazy and acts stupid, instilling things like me and penguins when he has time.My brother just told me to be smart! !That's a real conspiracy theory!Although quite useful. . .

"That's right. But you also write too much..." The speed of the contestants was obviously accelerated.

"Hehe." According to the current rumors about the promotion ability of the younger brother.It would be better to get more!

The white paper symbols were completed one after another.

"It's time, review." You have a good sense of time. .

"Wow, Ni Suishen, just now you still have 350 tickets for the seventh-rank superior, but now you actually have [-] eight-rank middle-class tickets?! Crazy and idle?" You, who can count one by one, are also very free.

"Ah? Hmm." Nodding.I don't want to be teased by those two horned demons. .

"...Okay, this game is Ni Suishen No.1." Helpless.

After the game, the leader went to the Long Live Tree to find Ni Suishen.

"What are you doing?" She lay on the branches with her hands behind her head.

"Just ask why you are so motivated today." Sitting across from Ni Suishen, Shuzhi raised his legs and put his hands on his face and asked.

"I have a younger brother." He likes people who talk endlessly. .

"Immortal Body Ni Zhen'ai. It must not be because I love my brother. Are you afraid of him?" Thank you for understanding.

"Also, the demon body Ao Wushu. They are partners, super scary. Don't look harmless on the surface, Ao Wushu doesn't even dare to understand what he thinks inside. My brother is the only one who knows his horror We could still be best friends." Yeah, it was such a fun time.Their conversations, their synchronized expressions, and the times they scold their friends are really nostalgic.

"Oh, it seems to be the previous life. Let's hear it." Youdio is the one who cares most about his disciples and is the most patient among the four masters.Although bad tempered.

"Okay. It started when my brother was 5 years old..." Then, the two talked all night.

The author has something to say:

The next Thursday will be the second update.I think this is the best day.

I am good at satirical writing, and funny writing is a big challenge, after all, it can't be too serious and colloquial is better. .I even speak seriously and strive to be accurate without allowing myself to make mistakes in words. . .

So if there are not many words, please forgive me!I try my best to write.