Self-Help Handbook of Strange Flowers to Die [Comprehensive]

Patriarch Kunpeng either inquired about Ding Li's exercises, or found that the two breaths of water and fire did not conflict with Ding Li at all, so he was a little curious, so let's forget it.He also pointed out to Ding Li and Fang Yang a practice place in the Paradise of Paradise that he knew.

Fang Yang accepted the love of Kunpeng Patriarch, and took Ding Li to retreat in a place in the arctic sea of ​​ice to refine his soul.This training took nearly 200 years, and Ding Li learned the true meaning of Beiming in Haohao Beiming, and gained a lot.

And Honghaier's Yuanshen was also given a set meal by Ding Li according to what Gongya experienced back then, and now he is "happily" living in the fantasy world of Corpse Fragrance Konjac!

Yumiya, who can watch Honghaier's experience from the sidelines, expresses that he absolutely understands Honghaier's feelings at this time: it must not be "pleasant"!His dad probably misunderstood the word "happy", otherwise... Gongya glanced at the red boy in the illusion who was preparing for the imperial examination, and silently shed tears of sympathy.

Fortunately, when his father created the illusion for himself, his father intervened, so his illusion is mainly about training the mind.Otherwise - he doesn't want to swim happily immersed in the ocean of knowledge, okay?

Sometimes he felt that if things continued like this, if the red boy really returned to his original state and then proved to be a god, then Yue Mo Wenqu Xingjun would be in danger!The reason... he won't explain much.

Ding Li didn't know that Gong Shi complained about him. He got the guidance of the Kunpeng Patriarch this time, and he got three points of the true flavor of Bei Ming Tao, and he was very happy.

Counting the days, the Central Plains of Huaxia was about Tang Dynasty at this time.Ding Li and Fang Yang had nothing to do, so they naturally wanted to see the beginning of Journey to the West.

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The city of Chang'an is full of lanterns and festoons today, so it is very lively, because Emperor Tang opened the imperial examination, which made the children of poor families have a ladder for promotion.Today is the day when the imperial list is announced and the number one scholar parades across the street. The people in Chang'an City all come out to watch the excitement, and the imperial road is crowded.

It also happened that Yin Kaishan, the Prime Minister of the current dynasty, had a beautiful girl named Yin Wenjiao, who was just in her prime, and her father arranged for her to throw a hydrangea ball upstairs on the side of the street to invite relatives.

Ding Li and Fang Yang happened to be facing each other in the restaurant owned by the Yin family, and they had a clear look at Miss Yin Wenjiao's appearance.

"What does the prime minister think, that he let the dignified lady throw a hydrangea ball to recruit relatives? Aren't you afraid of hitting a beggar and ruining your daughter's life?" Several people who had no intention of seeing the Yin family lady came to see the excitement discussed.

Naturally, this voice could not escape the ears of Ding Li and Fang Yang.Ding Li laughed secretly, they thought the prime minister was too ridiculous, but the prime minister was afraid that he was too deliberate!

The date of the announcement of the imperial list and the route of the cross-horse parade are all drawn up by the Ministry of Rituals, how could it not be in the hands of the dignified state minister?Letting her daughter come to this kind of situation is for the purpose of getting married without hitting people's eyes.

The prime minister looked quite smart, knowing that the Emperor Tang intended to move the powerful family and promote the poor family's children.That's why there was such a scene of "resigning to fate", it doesn't matter whether others believe it or not, as long as there is a reason.

But since the prime minister has such calculations, how can he let his daughter fall into the hands of thieves for eighteen years?Ding Li felt that there was something strange about it, but it was not a serious problem, so he continued to wait and see what happened.

Miss Yin half-covered her face with a round fan, walked up and down the stairs, and glanced at the crowds flocking around following her footsteps from time to time, back and forth several times.

At this moment, the number one scholar Chen E was wearing the number one scholar's red robe and came over on a tall, shiny horse, distracting the crowd who had been watching Miss Yin throwing the hydrangea ball for a while.

And Miss Yin also followed the crowd's line of sight, and met the Zhuangyuan Lang's eyes.The young lady was stunned for a moment, then lowered her head shyly, and after thinking for a while, she handed over the round fan in her hand to the girl beside her, took the hydrangea ball from the tray, and threw it directly at the number one scholar, Chen E.

When Chen E saw the hydrangea flying towards her, there was no reason not to catch it, she immediately turned sideways to catch the hydrangea, and caught the hydrangea in her arms, a marriage was established!

There is a poem in later generations that says there are four great joys in life, and Chen E got two of them in one day, which is truly a blessing.

However, there was an unexpected situation. After Chen E and Miss Yin got married, they were appointed by the imperial court to go to Jiangzhou Prefecture as the magistrate.The husband and wife went on the road together, but they didn't expect that some of the accompanying servants had malicious intentions.

Ding Li and Fang Yang saw Chen Guangrui being hit by Liu Hong's bar and fell into the river from above the clouds. Liu Hong, who became lustful, even grabbed Miss Yin, who was about to die for her husband, to do evil things. go down.

But before they got close, a few little gods from Liuding Liujia stopped him: "Great Immortal Rongzhi, this matter is of great importance, and neither immortals, gods, Buddhas or Taoists can participate in it. Please don't embarrass the little gods, Great Immortal."

Naturally, the Great Immortal did not speak to Ding Li, but to Fang Yang behind Ding Li.

"Don't worry, I won't move that Liu Hong, nor save that Chen Guangrui. I'll just give Miss Yin something for self-defense, so that no one will accuse Miss Yin of losing her virginity in the future." Ding Li saw that Liu Hong had put Yin who was struggling. The young lady dragged into the inner room, explained a word hastily, and then turned into a ball of fire and penetrated into the boat.

In the cabin, Miss Yin had already been pushed on the bed by Liu Hong. At this time, she had already had the will to die, but she was no longer as impulsive as when her husband fell into the river—she remembered that she had been found guilty before departure. One month pregnant, how could she commit suicide?

She closed her eyes in despair, only thinking that she would do whatever she wanted to do with that thief, but for the sake of the child in her womb, she would also make a fool of herself with that thief.

But after a while, until she smelled a strange fragrance and the thief never came, Miss Yin bravely opened her eyes, and saw a young man dressed in red standing indoors, and Liu Hong fell on the ground in a daze. On the ground, there were obscene and obscene laughter from time to time, as if a demon was in trouble.

"Who are you?" Miss Yin forced herself to calm down and asked aloud.

Ding Li didn't speak, just pointed at the pair of jade bracelets in Miss Yin's hands.One of the bracelets is wrapped with a colorful flower, which is charming in color; the other one has become fiery red, as if there are flames flowing in it.

"One of these pair of bracelets can make people fall into an illusion, thinking that they have achieved their wish; the other can protect you from harm from external objects. This is the end of your life, so don't take it off." Ding Li said After that, it turned into a ball of fire and left again.

It's not that Ding Li doesn't want to give Miss Yin a multicolored robe, but firstly, he doesn't have enough magic power to catalyze such a treasure; secondly, if Liu Hong is not allowed to get close, I'm afraid Liu Hong won't misunderstand Miss Yin's belly. The fetus is her own, so Ms. Yin is allowed to give birth safely and send the baby away.

Even though he didn't think that Miss Yin's loss of virginity had anything to do with it, but Miss Yin herself is a person from this place, and the world is full of tongues, if she really lost her virginity to Liu Hong, she would definitely "calmly" die in the future.

Miss Yin was innocent, so why did she lose her life for the faults of others and the accusations of the world?Therefore, even if Ding Li can't disturb Jin Chanzi's reincarnation, he can protect the details.

Chen Guangrui's worthless wretch who couldn't protect his wife was able to get the Dragon King of Hongjiang to save his body and return him to the sun.Why should Ms. Yin have to separate Yin and Yang even though the mother and son are reunited?

Although Liuding Liujia is a true god, he is only a small god.Seeing what Ding Li did, and seeing the ancestor of the Earth Immortal, Zhenyuan Daxian, behind Ding Li, he didn't dare to stop him, so he had to quickly inform Shangfeng of the incident.

The Journey to the West matter is of great importance, it is related to the rise and fall of the catastrophe, and someone immediately calculates what will happen after it.The celestial masters and stars gathered together, and repeatedly calculated that there would be variables after Miss Yin obtained the magic weapon, and finally calculated that Miss Yin's life span has increased by several decades, and nothing else has changed, so she also retired.

It's just that Miss Yin's business is over, but what Ding Li and Fang Yang did was discovered.The Haotian Jade Emperor summoned the gods of heaven to discuss the subtleties.

The gods were talking all over the place, but they didn't want to be hostile to Immortal Zhenyuan, and Haotian Jade Emperor and Zhenyuanzi were destined since the Taoist ancestor preached the scriptures, so they wouldn't hold any hostility.

After all this, the final result is that Liu Ding Liujia God will come to send a message to Ding Li and Fang Yang: "Great Immortal, the Jade Emperor knows that you must have calculated the future and knew that there is no big pass before you acted. Be cautious. Besides, don’t forget that there are still two causes and effects on the way to the west.”

The last sentence was to vaguely remind Ding Li and Fang Yang not to forget to add disaster to Jin Chanzi when he was reincarnated and traveled westward.

Well, in order to fight against the great catastrophe, the gods and Buddhas are also very hard-working. They don't even have to be ashamed to act for the heavens, and use the rise and fall of the dispute between Buddhism and Taoism to replace the catastrophe brought down by the heavens. It's okay, Oscar owes the heavens All members of Lingshan are a little golden man.

It's just that they can't tell the truth, Ding Li and Fang Yang got Liu Ding Liujia's words, so they left here, and they didn't turn back until Miss Yin gave birth to Jiang Liu'er.

Ding Li inlaid Samadhi True Fire and Corpse Fragrance Konjac on Miss Yin's bracelet respectively, which really made Liu Hong think that he had taken over Miss Yin, and even went to Jiangzhou to take up the post under Chen E's name.

It stands to reason that Miss Yin can deal with Liu Hongxu in daily life, so she should have thought of writing to her father for help, but for some reason, Miss Yin seems to have been ignorant of her wisdom, only relying on the magic power of the treasure gifted by Ding Li to live and work.

After giving birth to flesh and blood, he just wrote a blood book to explain his life experience, and pushed the child away along the river, without any intention of asking for help.

Ding Li naturally knew that this was a means by the gods and Buddhas to deceive people, but he had to keep silent in order to survive the fate of the heavens.

Ordinary children drifting in the river, that is pure nonsense courting death.When a wave comes over, or the light wooden basin encounters an undercurrent vortex, the child will surely die.

But the child that Ms. Yin gave birth to is not the same. First, they are the reincarnation of the golden cicada, and they are drawn by their own marriage; Go to Hongfu Temple with a wooden basin.

On this day, the abbot of Hongfu Temple was tuning his qin to play Sanskrit sounds, when he heard the baby's voice coming from the surface of the Linjiang River, it was clear that the river was far away, but the voice seemed to be close to his ears.Looking up, I saw a wooden basin floating on the river.

The abbot originally had eye problems, and his eyesight became worse as he got older, but at this moment, he clearly saw a fat and white child in the wooden basin, talking something to the sky, and he was immediately shocked.In a hurry, he led the novice monk in the temple to the river, and happened to intercept the wooden basin. Since then, Chen E and Miss Yin's child has grown up safely in the temple.

When Ding Li saw this, he rolled up his sleeves and looked impatiently.

Seeing that Ding Li lost interest, Fang Yang took Ding Li's hand and asked, "Don't you want to watch it?"

"Don't read it." Ding Li shook his head.If it is common sense, Miss Yin's blood book is still there, so how can she not report it to the official?It's just that if he really reported to the official, Jiang Liu'er would not have the experience of studying Buddhism in the monastery for eighteen years, and this Journey to the West would not be completed.

This deity and Buddha had good intentions, but they underestimated human wisdom too much, which made people very angry.

"Since you don't want to read it, why don't you go elsewhere?"

"No!" Ding Li impatiently looked elsewhere.It's okay to look at the scenery and mountains and rivers, but there are inevitably people in places with mountains and water.Ding Li has never been able to control himself, and if he sees that the system of the Tang Dynasty is incomplete, Ding Li will have the idea of ​​intervening in it.But here is where you can't interfere!

Under the law of heaven and under the sentient beings, there are too few places where they can intervene, so they can only keep out of sight and avoid it.So Fang Yang took Ding Li back to the Bajiao Cave in Cuiyun Mountain to meet Princess Iron Fan.

It has been more than two hundred years since the last farewell, but the appearance of Cuiyun Mountain has not changed much, and Immortal Iron Fan is still the master of Basho Cave.

Ding Li and Fang Yang pressed down their heads, and naturally a maid greeted them: "Welcome the little master back."

"Is mother okay after I leave?" Ding Li asked.

The maid nodded: "Ma'am, everything is fine. Just because of the ginseng fruit, a few ghosts who didn't have long eyes came and wanted to snatch it, but Madam fanned it away. Except for a few sisters guarding the mountain who suffered some minor injuries, the rest were all All is well. It's just..."

"Just what?"

"It's just that the king came back later and took away the ginseng fruit that the young master left for the lady. The lady was so angry that she cried several times." The maid replied cautiously.

"Hmph!" The child support was not paid, and now the alimony is coming!Ding Li snorted coldly in his heart, but saw Immortal Iron Fan rushing out to meet him, so he put away the cold look on his face.

"My son is back!" Immortal Iron Fan looked him up and down, "How come you've lost a lot of weight?"

In fact, it depends on the shape of the red boy's physical body, there is no such thing as fat and thin.But all mothers in the world feel that their children have suffered a great crime outside when they see their children leaving them, so they naturally feel that their children have been reduced.

Ding Li didn't know what Iron Fan Fairy wanted, and he didn't retort, "It's been a long time, mother, I miss you!"

"I miss my mother, so I will stay with her for a while longer. Even if the Fire Cloud Cave in the Withered Pine Stream has been sorted out, it is too simple." It's not that Immortal Iron Fan doesn't want to keep the child by his side, it's really old Jun Youling said that this is related to a great fortune for his own child, so it has to be like this.

She didn't mention the ginseng fruit left by Ding Li before.She didn't say anything, and neither did Ding Li.

After returning home after a long absence, it is natural to have a good meal to cleanse the dust. This is the same for humans, fairies, and gods.Immortal Iron Fan was so happy because the child came back, he inevitably drank a few more glasses, and soon became drunk.

When she woke up the next morning, Immortal Iron Fan didn't feel bad about the hangover at all, just because in her dormitory, where she used to put the ginseng fruit, there was a little ginseng fruit doll squatting on the ginseng fruit leaf, exuding fruity aroma, subtly affecting it It is benefited from Iron Fan Immortal.

"This child..." Immortal Iron Fan said with a half-crying and half-smiling voice, and then called a maid to come in to help him wash and wash.

Immortal Iron Fan has mixed feelings in his heart, and Ding Li is also full of sighs.

He always thought that things like love ethics were a special product of the human race, and he never thought that even fairies and immortals could not escape.From Haotian Jade Emperor's younger sister Yao Ji marrying a mortal, to the later Cowherd and Weaver Girl and Seven Fairy Dong Yong, each of them can fly to the sky and escape the earth, whether they can pass the level of love or not.

This is true for Shangxian, let alone Iron Fan Immortal.

It's just that there is still a saying "if you don't have the heart, I will rest" in the world, Immortal Iron Fan probably doesn't disapprove of it, but has to do so.

When the time came, a servant girl came to call Ding Li and Fang Yang: "Little Master, Daxian, breakfast is ready, Madam asked the servant to invite you two."

The two packed their clothes and went to have breakfast.

After the meal, Immortal Iron Fan said: "My son is back, and I have sent someone to invite your father. Originally, you father and son should have met long ago, but by accident, this is the first time since you were full moon. "

"Mother, don't worry." Ding Li thought for a while, but still felt that it was better to explain the matter clearly, at least to know what Princess Iron Fan was thinking, "Father is really unworthy, why should mother wait for him at the Banana Cave all her life?" ?"

"Where did I think so?" Immortal Iron Fan shook his head.She is a celestial being, she grew up in the crowd since she was a child, and naturally envied those gods and couples who were eye-to-eye, how could she stand the Bull Demon King treat herself as nothing?

It's just——"Lao Jun once speculated that I have been married to the Bull Demon King for 400 years, and now it has been 50 and [-] years. If the number of days is like this, I will go along with it. When the time comes, naturally there will be no problems gone."

Iron Fan Fairy thought very well, but Ding Li knew that later, Red Boy was chosen by Nanhai Guanshiyin as his golden boy, and the Bull Demon King had only one son, so why not Iron Fan Fairy?The boy stayed in a place where he couldn't see it, so he could only stay here, but he was afraid that the boy would be stigmatized because of his parents' faults.Immortals are also afraid of human words.Besides, Hong Hai'er is a person who has become a celestial being in one step, so he is even more afraid.

Ding Li didn't want to say much at this time, he just nodded to show that he understood.After that, he and Fang Yang waited for the return of the Bull Demon King.

It stands to reason that Jilei Mountain and Cuiyun Mountain where the Bull Demon King is located are not far away, but it took several days to come back, and as soon as he entered the cave, he laid out money, untied his cloak and threw it on the maid's head, and then went to the cave. Go into the hole.

As he walked, he shouted: "Where is Zhen Yuanzi, why didn't he come to see him?"