Self-Help Handbook of Strange Flowers to Die [Comprehensive]

Ding Li has always thought that he has upright views and a good character, but when facing the matter between himself and Fang Yang, his behavior is very despicable.

Fang Yang said that he is his bamboo horse partner.But Fang Yang never existed in his memory.Since then, he speculated that Fang Yang must have admitted the wrong person.

If he was still Ma Guohong or Jia Zhen, even if he had established a relationship with Fang Yang, he would still contact them without hesitation.But after I started to really fall in love with Fang Yang, after I was no longer because Fang Yang happened to be the right candidate, and after I was no longer because of the habit of being with him for a long time, I was really attracted, only to find out that Fang Yang had admitted the wrong person up.

For the first time, Ding Li felt that he had the hypocritical potential of a white lotus.He thought about tying Fang Yang to his side, but... met Bai Suzhen.

Life is so busy that there is no time to think about it, which is a good reason!should.

After that, Ding Li decided that he would not take the initiative to expose this matter, and when Fang Yang found out about admitting the wrong person, he would definitely let go without hesitation!

He should be able to do it.It must be done!Isn't it just a man?He definitely has no hesitation!Sure!Thinking this way, he also took two empty glasses from the bar, poured the wine and handed Fang Yang one, and drank the other in one gulp.

"After hearing my story, what do you think? Do you think I'm stupid?" Ma Dingdang glanced at Ding Li in surprise, wondering why he was so drunk.

"What should be yours is yours, and what is not yours will never be yours! Even if you can have it for a while, you will lose it in the end. It's just a cliché. If you don't have the heart, I will rest. Why bother hanging on a tree?" Ding Li said a long series of words without a pause, and he didn't know whether he was speaking to Ma Dingdong or persuading himself.

Fang Yang's movement of drinking is just a meal.He sensitively sensed that something was wrong with Ding Li's mood, turned his head to look at Ding Li intently, carefully trying to find clues from Ding Li's face.

Ding Li's physique is different from ordinary people, so naturally he won't get drunk easily.But when people want to get drunk, they will be immersed in the paralysis of alcohol with just a light drink, more because of the psychological effect.Ding Li is like this now.

After he drank the whole bottle, he looked at the amber wine at the bottom of the glass in front of him, and frowned tightly: "Destroy the world at every turn! The first one will bury the moon, the second one will destroy people, and the second one will destroy people." Damn, Mieshi has money, right?"

"Xiao Li, baby, you're drunk." Fang Yang took the wine glass from Ding Li's hand, but Ding Li grabbed him by the collar and had to bend down to keep himself hunched.

Ding Li brought Fang Yang to his eyes, looked at Fang Yang's face, with a sad expression on his face: "Why are you pestering me?" Together!

At this moment, Ding Li seemed to be possessed by the protagonist of the QY drama, and his heart was full of grievances.He took a breath, and his aggrieved expression was like that of a child: "Can't you make mistakes?"

Fang Yang couldn't understand what Ding Li was saying, but Ma Dingdang couldn't stay any longer.

It's hard for me to drink to adjust my mood. It's fine if you accompany me honestly, but in the end I played tricks and sprinkled dog food in front of myself, a lonely family!It is tolerable or unbearable!

She threw the key of the bar on the bar counter with a "clang" and said, "Remember to lock the door when you leave, I won't accompany you anymore!" After speaking, she stepped on her ten-centimeter high-heeled shoes with a "click" and "click" He tossed his hair and left.

Fang Yang didn't even look at Ma Dingdong, and still kept his bowed posture. Taking advantage of the face-to-face distance between Ding Li and Ding Li, which was no more than ten centimeters away, he moved closer to Ding Li and kissed him lightly on the tip of his nose. Take a sip: "What's wrong? Why do you say this all of a sudden? Any mistakes are wrong?"

Ding Li pressed Fang Yang's face, and suddenly felt that this person was very hateful.He stopped tugging at his collar and held Fang Yang's face, Ding Li gnawed on it.

It is not an exaggeration to say that it was "gnawing". The first thing to suffer was Fang Yang's lips. Fang Yang cooperated with Ding Li and approached Ding Li from passive to active, pressing Ding Li's upper body against the bar counter. Come on, your head is going to stick to the bar countertop.

But Ding Li felt grievances and anger in his heart. He hated his despicable thoughts before, and all these turned into anger, which made Ding Li show his teeth and bite Fang Yang's lips fiercely, no matter how much Fang Yang coaxed him, he would not let go. Mouth.

In the end, Fang Yang didn't care about his lips anymore. Anyway, the pain was negligible, so he could come to the bar for a play.So he touched Ding Li's clothes with his hand, and rubbed back and forth along Ding Li's waistline. Ding Li, whose waistline was extremely sensitive, was shocked by the teasing, and softened his strength, and let go of Fang Yang's bite. lips.

Just as Fang Yang was about to say something, Ding Li rushed forward and smacked Fang Yang's nose hard.

This time Fang Yang didn't dare to think about playing at the bar anymore, if he couldn't see that Ding Li was in a bad mood, then he would be a fool!So this time he really neither struggled nor moved, quietly waiting for Ding Li to let go.

However, although Ding Li bit Fang Yang's nose, he subconsciously held back his strength and did not bite hard, nor did he show his fangs.Otherwise, there might be another zombie tonight.

Fang Yang finally found that things seemed to be a little off, otherwise Ding Li wouldn't be as abnormal as he is today!He didn't dare to move, he could only maintain the original posture of half hugging and half pressing Ding Li, waiting for Ding Li to wake up by himself.

After 10 minutes, Ding Li's breathing became long and even, and his teeth were slightly loose. Fang Yang was finally able to save his nose.

Looking at Ding Li who was still frowning even when he was asleep, Fang Yang sighed, picked up Ding Li and left the bar.

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"Hello, I'm Ding Li. That's it. Because of some things, I want to find out the whereabouts of a few people. Yes, I'm very sorry. Where is it? Please hurry up, it's really important." Ding Li held the phone and spoke solemnly.

The general and Nuwa are really good at hiding their whereabouts. Ding Li felt that he could not sit still, so he dialed the phone number of the inland government function he knew when the zombies were chaotic, hoping to use their technology to find the hidden general and Nuwa. Nuwa.

Of course, in addition to these two key targets, there are also Lan Dali, Hei Yu, and Hong Chao, who are also the targets of Ding Li's pursuit.

The power of the state apparatus is definitely not something that can be matched by one or two people, so a little later the next day, Ding Li had already received a fax of the residence of General Nuwa.And there is also information about a woman named Bai Xinmei, saying that this woman has been in and out of the residence of the general and Nuwa several times.

There is another person's profile. Ding Li took a look at the profile and found that the photo of the profiler was the sunnyboy that Kuang Tianyou asked him to observe earlier. It said that this person was called "Huang Zi" by Bai Xinmei, and there was a "Huang Zi" behind it. (sound)", that is to say, this is what was monitored, not the written information.

"Blue, black, red, white and yellow, five-color envoys." Ding Li tapped the palm of his hand with the information, and immediately understood the identities of these people.

He was meditating when the doorbell rang.Fang Yang signaled himself to open the door, and walked to the door.

Standing outside the door was a strange woman, she had no expression on her face, she just turned her gaze to Ding Li who was walking along, "The True Ancestor wants to see you."

Ding Li had only heard the name "True Ancestor" several times from Ma Dingdang a few days ago, so he naturally knew that it referred to the general.He glanced at Fang Yang, who had been a little turbulent since that night, as if he was facing an enemy, and looked at the woman at the door: "Do you mind if I bring an extra person?"

"Yes. The true ancestor said that Mr. Fang generally will not leave Mr. Ding, so the two of you can go together." The woman, or Hong Chao, still had that expressionless face, after saying these words, she turned around and walked outside go.

The place where the generals and Nuwa lived was actually very close to the Tongtian Pavilion, and it was also a mansion.It’s just that Ding Li found that if he looked at this house with the naked eye, he would always ignore it unconsciously, and it seemed that some special trick was used. After entering this house, Ding Li had a feeling of being cut off from the original world. It feels like a connection.

But machines can’t think, so they won’t be confused by their senses, so the information Ding Li got actually contained information about this house, but it was marked with “(There are differences, to be investigated)”.

Ding Li and Fang Yang followed the red tide into the house, and the general was sitting on a chair, holding a sword and wondering what to do.

"Ding Li, I'm waiting for you." Seeing Ding Li and Fang Yang coming in, the general stood up and said, "What do you want, you have an aura that I hate."

"Thank you for the compliment." Fang Yang was not angry at all. After saying four words, he refocused his attention on Ding Li and regarded the general as nothing.

"Well, arrogant." The general flicked the sword in his hand.When the sword was unsheathed and stuck on the ground, he expressed his evaluation. "This sword is very sharp and can cause me the most damage. Maybe if the person using it is strong enough, it might kill me."

"I'm afraid you didn't come to us just to evaluate my character and his character!" Ding Li took the initiative to speak when he saw that the general hadn't gotten into the subject.

"I came here to tell you a story."

Hearing what the general said, Ding Li lifted his chin slightly and shook his head and smiled.It's not that he's rude, but that he's heard a lot of stories recently.But he still nodded: "Go ahead, it's best to keep telling this story until you leave college."

The general was a little surprised: "Ding Dong told you?"

"Say it. I think that although Ms. Ma is only telling the story from her own point of view, it is enough to prove that you are really a scum. But you are not a scum. I don't know if zombies have adjectives for this. You can use it . "Because the general said that Fang Yang was arrogant before, and his attitude was a bit sneering, so Ding Li fought back here.

The general was not angry, but nodded, "From a human point of view, I am indeed. So I promised Ding Dong that I would do my best to accomplish three things for her."

"Oh, you're still a scum." Ding Li raised his eyebrows on the left side, "Okay, it doesn't matter if you are a scum or not. Playing with girls' feelings is a thing of the past. Let's start telling stories." !"

It was the first time in so many years that the general was choked by someone, which felt a little strange.After he smiled, he pointed to the two vacant chairs, motioned Ding Li and Fang Yang to sit down, and began to tell stories.

This story is how the general met Nuwa.He has been alone for thousands of years, and then he has been with Nuwa for thousands of years.It's just that he has always been ignorant, and even his name was bestowed by Nu Wa.Until more than 60 years ago, Kuang Tianyou and Ding Li aroused his interest in people.

He began to learn to be a man.It's a pity that the effect was not good at the beginning, so Kuang Fusheng's expired "wish" was fulfilled ten years later - not to die.Later, he learned human language, clothing, and writing, and later met Martin Dingdong, and learned various human emotions.

And at that time, when the general learned the emotion, he truly became a human being.It is precisely because of this that he loves Nuwa more than Ma Dingdang, so he left to find his own love, but left Ma Dingdang alone with a knot in his heart for almost 20 years, still unable to end the relationship. Feelings to love the next person.It was as if all the emotions had been exhausted by the general.As for the generals, they are waiting, waiting for their goddess to wake up.

But after Jiang Chen finished telling the story, he changed the topic and talked about another thing: "In fact, the greatest power of zombies does not come from emotions such as anger and hatred, but love."

Ding Li felt the irony very deeply. A person who wants to accompany Nu Wa to destroy the world, actually talks about "love" with himself?A person who betrays and deceives women's feelings talks about "love" with himself?This is really the funniest joke of the century!

"Then do you know that love is always closely connected with protection?" Ding Li said sarcastically.

The general took a sip of ice wine and nodded: "I know, so you have to work hard for what you want to protect. Come here today! Hong Chao will send you out, and I will find you another day." After finishing speaking, he He stood up and left, ignoring the sword stuck in the ground.

Ding Li pursed his lips tightly.Life after life, the people he met and the things he experienced made Ding Li feel as if the general was teaching him how to deal with him, as if he really hoped that Ding Li could defeat him.

But Ding Li's goal is not the general, but Nuwa.This has been the case from the very beginning, because the general, to put it bluntly, is just Nuwa's follower and suitor.If you really want to stop the destruction of the world, it is not to kill the generals, but to make Nuwa change her mind.

As the mother of all things, Nuwa can create people according to her own image, and her own wisdom should not be bad, so is there any chance to persuade Nuwa not to destroy the world?As long as Nuwa is persuaded, the general's thoughts are irrelevant.

So when Hong Chao came to look for Ding Li, Ding Li didn't leave in a hurry, but instead asked, "Can I meet God Nuwa?"

Hong Chao seemed to want to say something, but finally said: "The true ancestor said that you can leave."

This red tide is a breakthrough.Ding Li came to this conclusion immediately.

Before he met Hei Yu, he knew that she was the envoy representing hatred among the envoys of five colors, and he hated Nu Wa for some reason, so he stood on the human side.Rather than saying that she wants to help humans and other life on Earth, it is more appropriate to say that she wants to defeat Nu Wa.

But this red tide, although it looks cold and indifferent, seems to be all appearances.Ding Li looked at Fang Yang inquiringly, and got a slight nod from Fang Yang.

"I'm thinking, maybe I can talk to Nuwa to dispel her idea of ​​destroying the world." Ding Li said persistently after receiving the hint.

Hong Chao paused, hesitated and hesitated: "The true ancestor should be accompanying the master now."

"It's okay, I still want to talk to your master." Ding Li insisted.

Hong Chao hesitated for a while, and finally said "wait a moment", went into another big room of the house, and told Nu Wa about Ding Li's insistence on seeing her.

Nu Wa had just finished watching a TV series and wondered why Ding Li met her.But she had a good impression of Ding Li, and finally agreed.

"What should I call you? Mother of the Earth? First Ancestor?" Ding Li didn't rush to the topic.Different from his attitude towards the generals, he still has some affection for Nuwa.After all, she is the creator of human beings.

"You can just call me Nuwa." Nuwa's smile was not so stiff this time, but she was still somewhat distant. "I heard Hong Chao said that you want to see me and persuade me not to destroy the world?"

Hong Chao, you can do it, it's really okay to be so straightforward!The corner of Ding Li's mouth twitched.This roundabout strategy probably won't work anymore, Ding Li sighed, but still nodded and admitted: "That's right, I want to ask you not to destroy the world."

Nu Wa shook her head: "This world is completely different from the world I want to create. It is beyond recognition, and all creatures except humans are wailing. Could such a world full of sadness, anger, and hatred still exist?" Is it necessary?"

"Can you tell me how you created humans?" Ding Li didn't rush to refute, but asked another question.

"I thought for a long time, combined my own image, and created men and women from the revelation given by the gods. But they are too different from what I thought. They are greedy, thirsty for power, and hate people who are better than themselves. , and ignorant, completely ignorant of what kind of disasters my actions will bring." Nuwa's eyes stared at a point in the void, as if recalling the scenes before she was about to fall into a deep sleep.

Ding Li nodded: "That's right, he is still greedy for enjoyment, selfish, and does not hesitate to hurt fellow human beings for his own selfishness."

Nuwa didn't expect Ding Li to echo her words, and looked at Ding Li in surprise.