Self-Help Handbook of Strange Flowers to Die [Comprehensive]

"Later when Luo Kaiping took you hostage, I had already kicked his mother away. At this time, Ms. Ma should have taken her in without hesitation. Later, when Luo Kaiping collapsed because of his mother's arrest, Tianyou, the policeman, should have Immediately arrest the current offender and restrict his behavior with handcuffs. No matter how sad he was at that time, he must always be monitored and imprisoned under the law."

After Ding Li finished speaking, Kuang Tianyou touched his nose uncomfortably.Only then did he realize that if Ding Li had really followed what Ding Li said, he might have saved a lot of trouble last night!

Everyone else present felt the same way. Except for He Yingqiu who was not there last night, everyone else felt a little guilty.

Ma Xiaoling sat down resentfully, still holding her arms with her expression indifferent.It took me a long time to say: "Am I familiar with you? Do I still need to cooperate with you?"

"Probably Ms. Ma is very calm when she catches ghosts and collects souls. See, Ms. Ma, don't forget that what happened last night was not just caused by ghosts. Ms. Ma must have seen a living corpse for the first time! How do you know?" She won't hurt Miss Wang? It's good to be calm, but it's also right to make a decisive decision."

Ding Li persuaded, "Oh, right. Has Ms. Ma ever thought about learning another kind of exercise?"

This was a little offensive, but Ding Li's attitude was so peaceful that Ma Xiaoling felt that she might have made a mistake, "What did you say?"

"Do you want to learn another kind of exercise?" Ding Li continued to say with a smile, "I know that in the past few hundred years, the inheritance of Taoism has declined, and many previous techniques and exercises have disappeared in time. Miss Ma last night The nine-character mantra used comes from "Baopuzi", which means that Ms. Ma is also a Taoist descendant. I happen to have some Taoist inheritance here, so there is no special requirement not to shed tears..."

"No need!" Ma Xiaoling refused without thinking.As a descendant of the Ma family, how could she abandon the skills of the Ma family?

Ding Li also guessed that Ma Xiaoling would definitely not accept it right away, but he always felt that the rules of the Ma family's exercises were too weird, "Sometimes it's good to leave yourself some leeway. Ms. Ma might as well try it first and become Ms. Ma." In order to prevent the inheritance from being cut off again, do me a favor. If you can, find a descendant for it, so as not to waste everything."

As he spoke, he took a stack of printed and bound A4 papers to Ma Xiaoling.

What Ding Li said was beautiful, Ma Xiaoling couldn't keep rejecting it, so she had to accept it.There is a passage written on the cover: This exercise has the image of being inclusive of all rivers. It can transform exercises that are lower than itself for its own use, and it can also imitate all exercises in the world.In addition, this method will not change the practitioner's original skills if it is only practiced without sending it out.

It's too targeted and seductive.He Yingqiu was standing behind the sofa where Ma Xiaoling was sitting, and when he saw it, he coughed quickly to prevent himself from laughing out loud.

Fang Yang didn't stop this time.

The kung fu that Ding Li gave to Ma Xiaoling was exactly the follow-up training kung fu that he and Bai Suzhen extended on the basis of Beiming Shengong in the previous life.

"By the way, the ghost you sent to me is really stubborn! I really don't understand how to say it."

How long have Ma Xiaoling and He Yingqiu been friends, how could He Yingqiu hold back his smile by coughing?So she immediately glared at He Yingqiu sharply, telling He Yingqiu to change the subject quickly.

Fang Yang knew that He Yingqiu was referring to Luo Kaiping's mother, so he didn't care too much and said, "No matter how much you save her, she will be tried and sentenced in the Hades in the end. It is also possible to serve hundreds of years in prison at that time."

"It's not enough to make her willing, she can't even stand trial!" He Yingqiu waved his hand.

These words surprised Ding Li and Fang Yang.In fact, the fact that there were so many wandering ghosts on the street the night before had already surprised the two of them.

It stands to reason that the ghosts of the underworld will not care whether you are unfulfilled or willing, but will be directly locked back to the underworld for trial.Afterwards, they either reincarnate in the six realms, or stay in the ghost town of Fengdu, or go to hell to atone for their sins.

"How do you usually send the ghosts away? Is there a messenger to collect them?"

"Uncle Elevator is here to pick you up." Ma Xiaoling found it strange that Ding Li didn't know this.She thought Ding Li knew everything!

"Uncle Elevator?" What's wrong with this?

"I will save Xiaoqian, and you will find out when the time comes." Ma Xiaoling finally surpassed Ding Li in a certain aspect, and waved her hand generously, expressing her welcome to Ding Li to watch.

Wang Zhenzhen still had tears on her face. Seeing Kuang Tianyou who had already arrived, she quickly wiped away her tears, not wanting to be seen by Kuang Tianyou when she was embarrassed.

Ding Li smiled and said to Wang Zhenzhen: "Take your time. First of all, you have to listen to what people say. Think about it, did I tell you not to go when you were going to Luo's house? Later I said, I will help you Go call someone. What if you listened to me seriously at that time?"

Wang Zhenzhen nodded quickly, remembering that she really had to go to Luo's house before, with a shameful expression on her face, especially self-blame.

Ding Li nodded, as long as the little girl is willing to learn and change.

-

After all, the incident of ghosts walking in front of Jiajia Building has affected some residents of the building to some extent. Some people probably have lingering fears, and they will move out even if they don't want the rest of the rent.

But how could Ouyang Jiajia really not refund their rent?In the end, five of the fifteen households have left, and there are Luo’s and PIPI’s homes that are empty on the second floor. Now Jiajia Building counts Ouyang Jiajia and Wang Zhenzhen’s mother and daughter, and there are only nine households left. Riley suddenly became quieter.Ouyang Jiajia had no choice but to find Xiaoqing, a real estate agent, to help introduce tenants.

And today happened to be the time when Ma Xiaoling sent Xiaoqian into reincarnation. Ding Li and Fang Yang who came to watch met Xiaoqing in the hall.

"Mr. Ding, Mr. He, hello, are you here to find Xiaoling? She is waiting for you up there."

"Hello, Ms. Ouyang. Who is this?" Ding Li looked at Xiaoqing who was standing beside Ouyang Jiajia.

Ouyang Jiajia hurriedly introduced: "This is Bai Xiaoqing, a real estate agent, she is very capable! There are so many vacant spaces in the building, and they are always looking for residents, so I asked Xiaoqing to help."

"Hello, Miss Bai." Ding Li reached out his hand to shake Xiaoqing's hand. Xiaoqing's aura made him feel very familiar, with a faint demonic aura.But Ding Li didn't say anything, he simply greeted the other party and went upstairs with Fang Yang.

In the elevator, Fang Yang glanced at Ding Li, "She is a goblin."

Ding Li nodded: "Why is this place in Xiangjiang so troublesome? All the ghosts and ghosts have come to Xiangjiang!" When I was in the mainland, no matter whether it was a big city or a small village, it was rare to see wandering ghosts or ghosts.Even if there are one or two wandering in the world or living in seclusion in the world, they all hide it for fear that others will find out their differences.This Bai Xiaoqing should be such a worldly monster.

It was already evening at this time, Fang Yang and Ding Li waited for a while, and after it was completely dark, Ma Xiaoling finally summoned the elevator uncle she was talking about to come out.

A sightseeing elevator emitting soft white light rose up from the churning mist and stopped on the roof.After the elevator door opened, an uncle in a white suit came out: "Zhang Meiqian, I'll pick you up."

Ding Li laughed when he saw the uncle in the white suit.No wonder the ghost has to fulfill his wish to pick up the person. This person is Niutou, the underworld messenger next to Ksitigarbha, not Bai Wuchang.

But no matter whether it is Niu Tau or impermanence, people will always be sent to Hades for trial before they have a future.

After seeing off Zhang Meiqian and Uncle Elevator, Ma Xiaoling looked back at Ding Li: "How is it?"

"Well, it's pretty good. Brother Qiu can send Luo Kaiping's mother away when we go back."

This time it was Ma Xiaoling's turn to be surprised.Ding Li smiled and said, "You are welcome to watch."

"Then what are you waiting for? Let's go now!" Ma Xiaoling said impatiently.

At this time, Jin Zhengzhong looked at the direction Zhang Meiqian left in silently, and made a decision in his heart: he wanted to worship Ma Xiaoling as his teacher, and learn the real means of eliminating demons and defending the way!

It wasn't that he didn't like Ding Li, but that Ding Li didn't show any special ability except for a high and low in front of him once.What Kim Jong-jung wanted to learn was the skills of slaying demons and defending Taoism, so of course he wouldn't look for Ding Li, who seemed to be purely armed with a high value of force!

Luo Kaiping's mother is the kind of super-class person in the legend, and Luo Kaiping himself is obviously a super mom.

For such a pair of mother and son, if he doesn't disturb other people's lives, then Ding Li has no objections at all.But Luo Kaiping's mother killed two people who were not worthy of death, and she was entangled in the crimes. Even if she was saved, she still had to go to the underworld to be punished and atone for her sins.

During her lifetime and after her death, the hostility accumulated in her heart, Ma Xiaoling was very curious about how Ding Li would treat such a ghost.

Ding Li's method was naturally to summon the underworld to collect the soul.But this method of summoning was taught to him by Bai Suzhen in the previous life, and what he summoned were the righteous gods of the underworld, black and white, and impermanence.

Ma Xiaoling's eyes widened when she saw two tall, thin men in black and white Chinese tunic suits appearing.

"Since the reform of Hades, when we were both promoted to be managers, no one has been able to find our brother for a long time. Who are you?" Bai Wuchang and Xie Bi'an, who had a metal nameplate of "make money at first sight" on his chest, looked at Ding Li .

"I have seen two gods... Manager, there is a ghost here, and the bull's head cannot be accommodated, so I dared to invite the two managers to come here." Ding Li felt that this title was really offensive, but since everyone is like this I introduced myself, so naturally I should call him according to the introduction.

"Which one?" Fan Wujiu, who was wearing the "Tianxia Taiping" nameplate, asked with a serious expression, without any nonsense, he was ready to quickly pick up the ghost and leave.

He Yingqiu released the ghost of Luo Kaiping's mother.Xie Bi'an looked it over and said, "Two murders are not serious. Just one drop of unjust blood is a felony."

Turning to Ding Li, he said, "We took this ghost away, but it needs to be tortured in the underworld. In addition, you should be careful yourself. It's better for you to prove yourself as soon as possible."

"Thank you, Shenjun...the manager for reminding me." Ding Li cupped his hands, still feeling that calling the manager was a mouthful.

After Black and White Wuchang left, Ma Xiaoling still couldn't recover, and looked Ding Li up and down in surprise.After a while, she realized: "That's not right! It stands to reason that Black and White Impermanence should have a lower position in the Town God's Temple. Why..."

"Well, if you ask me, I don't know. But I know, compared to ordinary ghosts, the two of them are more professional in dealing with ghosts." How could Black and White Impermanence, who was able to defeat the five ghosts back then, be in a few days? How about a hundred years from now?Naturally, the cultivation base has gone a step further.

-

Kuang Tianyou has been troubled recently.

The young landlord of Jiajia Mansion, Wang Zhenzhen, has a crush on him, and both Fusheng and Ma Xiaoling are trying to match them both up and down.Now he dare not go home after get off work, he would rather hide in the bar to kill time than face Wang Zhenzhen.

It's not that there's anything wrong with Wang Zhenzhen, but it's great!Whenever he saw Wang Zhenzhen, he would think of his dead wife Axiu.But he is a zombie, even if he can transform into a human body one day, it may be decades or even a hundred years later.

It's impossible for him and Wang Zhenzhen!But looking into Wang Zhenzhen's eyes, she couldn't bear to say too cold words to hurt the other party.I can only tactfully express that I don't want to have any misunderstanding with Wang Zhenzhen or be misunderstood.

Probably because of this, everyone felt that they were interested in Wang Zhenzhen, so they kept matching the two of them.But it's really impossible between them.

After that, he discovered one thing.In this bar he visited once, the proprietress is not an ordinary person.Moreover, a zombie can eat the wine and food that the proprietress makes!And after eating, there is no discomfort.

Because of this, he took Ding Li and Fang Yang to this bar called Waiting Bar to test out the details of the proprietress.

Ding Li=_=: Seeing the white snake in the mirror world is really a delicate feeling!

Don't ask him how he figured out the real body of the proprietress.I like The Legend of the White Snake, my name is Bai Susu, and I have a younger sister named Xiaoqing. The answer is so simple that I want to tell it!

"Miss Boss, let's have a try, how about trying it out?" Ding Li glanced at Bai Susu, whose breath was weak, with a serious expression.

"Mr. Ding, right? I heard my sister talk about you." Bai Susu didn't answer, "Why don't you try the wine I made? This wine was taught to me by a man named Miao Shan. You and Mr. Fang, Mr. Kuang can drink it."

Ding Li looked at Kuang Tianyou, he was the only one who had drunk the wine here.Seeing him nodding, Ding Li picked up the wine that Bai Susu had mixed.

The color of the wine is milky white, just like a small cup of milk.He pressed Fang Yang's hand that was about to take the cup, and drank it down in one gulp.

The wine tasted very weak, like a glass of water.Ding Li thought in a daze, and with a tilt of his head, he was carried into Fang Yang's arms.

"Little Li, baby, wake up!" Fang Yang put his arms around Ding Li, and found that Ding Li was just asleep, and the health monitor in his brain was normal, so he turned to Bai Susu, "What kind of wine is this?"

Before Bai Susu could speak, Ding Li woke up first.He shook his head and realized that the time had passed less than a minute.

"How are you, baby?" Fang Yang worried that Ding Li might feel unwell.

"Idiot!" Ding Li didn't know why, but when he saw Fang Yang's gaze, he blurted out this sentence.If he hadn't come to his senses right away, he might have given Fang Yang a head to finish the calculation.

As for Fang Yang, when he heard Ding Li call him an idiot, the expression on his face was both happy and sad, as if he was about to cry.

Kim Jong-jung, who had successfully apprenticed to Ma Xiaoling, just walked in and saw the three of them by the bar.After getting closer, I could see the expression on Fang Yang's face clearly: "Wow, are you going to cry or laugh like this?"

"It's nothing." Fang Yang immediately restrained his expression when he heard what Jin Zhengzhong said.

"Then do you drink it or not?" Xiaoqing asked, pointing to Fang Yang's untouched glass of wine.

Ding Li glanced at the glass of wine, and heard Bai Susu say: "This is heart wine, the reaction after drinking it all depends on the mood of the drinker. Some people will think of people or things from a long time ago after drinking, or some other things. The feeling of having forgotten; some people hope to get some enlightenment after drinking because they don’t know how to go in the future.”

What Ding Li said made Ding Li's heart tremble. Seeing that Fang Yang was about to pick up the glass of wine, he held down Fang Yang's hand again.But after holding down the opponent's hand, he found that he had no reason not to let Fang Yang drink.

In fact, he was a little scared.He was afraid that Fang Yang might find out that he had found the wrong person after drinking the wine.

Fang Yang, on the other hand, saw that Ding Li wouldn't let him drink, so he stopped drinking.Push the wine directly in front of the middle: "It's cheap for you."

"Mr. Fang, isn't that good?" Kim Zhengzhong said so, but he took the wine glass in his hand without any hesitation, picked it up and drank it.It seems that this is not the first time to drink heart wine!

Bai Susu should be harmless.According to Xiaoqing's words, Bai Susu should be waiting for someone.As for Bai Susu as a white snake, it is estimated that what she has to wait for is Xu Xian's reincarnation.

The result of the trial was acceptable to Kuang Tianyou, and several people moved to the booth to continue drinking and chatting.And Kuang Tianyou also talked about his recent troubles with Arita, the dead brother.

Listening to Kuang Tianyou's thoughts, Ding Li felt that all of Kuang Tianyou's troubles were caused by his indecision.If he refused directly when Wang Zhenzhen asked him for a phone call, there would be nothing else to happen soon?

"Actually, I think that Ms. Wang's liking for you is not necessarily the kind of admiration, but more of a grateful liking." Fang Yang analyzed it to Kuang Tianyou. "Miss Wang lived in a very simple environment since she was a child. After she came out of the society, she also taught in an elementary school with similar interpersonal relationships. She must have met very limited single men of the right age. You have saved her twice. Naturally, she will easily develop a good impression. .”

"I saved her because I am a policeman!" Kuang Tianyou defended himself.

"I'm afraid Ms. Wang doesn't think so. I think you'd better explain it to her earlier." Ding Li finally concluded.