Self-Help Handbook of Strange Flowers to Die [Comprehensive]

Ma Xiaoling noticed from the corner of her eye that Ding Li had been staring at Wang Zhenzhen, and couldn't help cursing inwardly: "You're gay, and you said you like men, and you're staring at Zhenzhen like that!"See if I don't find a chance to punish you!

Thinking of this, Ma Xiaoling looked at Ding Li aggressively.It was also because of this that she happened to meet Ding Li's gaze.That look was like a grandpa in his seventies and eighties looking at his ineffective younger generation, with a worried and helpless hatred of iron and steel.

Such a gaze appeared on a young man like Ding Li, no matter how you look at it, it makes people feel that it is against harmony.Ma Xiaoling couldn't help shivering.But at the same time, she also felt relieved - it turned out that it wasn't Xiao Xiangzhen, so that's fine.

At this moment, Kuang Tianyou's cell phone rang, and he stood up and walked aside to answer the call.At this time, Wang Zhenzhen told Ma Xiaoling that the Xuanwu boy Jin Zhengzhong in their Jiajia Mansion was going to fast for Xiaoqian tonight.

Ma Xiaoling's face changed when she heard it: "Sanpori fasting?"

It turned out that a lot of strange things happened in the building last night, so everyone pooled money and gave it to Boy Xuanwu so that he could do a ritual to exorcise evil spirits.

"Not tonight! That magic stick is really troublesome, even if it's a lie, you have to be professional! Breaking fast for three days, isn't this courting death?" Ma Xiaoling shook her head when she heard it, thinking that Kim Jong-jung would cause trouble if he didn't know how to pretend to understand. What a mess!

"Xiao Ling, there is a dirty place, I'll show you." Kuang Tianyou walked over to Ma Xiaoling after answering the phone.

"What is Sanpori?" Wang Zhenzhen didn't hear Ma Xiaoling's words clearly, but she still heard the word Sanpori clearly, so she muttered with some doubts.

"Sanpori is a calculation method of the stem and branch years in ancient my country, but it was later added superstition, saying that Sanpori is an extremely cloudy day once every 60 years. On this day, resentment is full of resentment, and ghosts and evil spirits cannot be reborn and can be reborn. I didn't get the offerings from my relatives, so I came out to vent my grievances." Fang Yang explained with a little smile.

Ding Li saw that Wang Zhenzhen's eyes widened, with a surprised look of "knowing that this kind of thing exists for the first time", he couldn't help smiling, and continued to explain: "However, Taoism, Buddhism, and Confucianism don't have a theory of three days. Yes, it’s just that people who write novels make it up to deceive people. It’s another name for the folk ghost festival. They also make up some contradictory regulations to confuse people. You don’t need to pay too much attention to it. look……"

"Enough is enough!" Ma Xiaoling stood up angrily when she saw that Ding Li had started to take out a pen and paper to teach Wang Zhenzhen how to calculate the three-day sun.

"I'll teach you to count three days later. But tonight is indeed not a good day on the calendar. It's better to close the doors and keep the lights on until dawn." Ding Li was not angry when Ma Xiaoling interrupted him, and pointed to Wang Zhenzhen. Then shrugged and smiled.

Wang Zhenzhen was amused by Ding Li's appearance, but worried about Ma Xiaoling who seemed to be angry because of Ding Li's words, she finally only adjusted her glasses and suppressed her laughter.

"Zhenzhen, please tell Auntie for me that no matter what happens tonight, you can't open the altar, let alone burn clothes, remember?" Although Ma Xiaoling saw Ding Li's movements, she couldn't get angry, so she had to turn And told Wang Zhenzhen.

"Why?" Wang Zhenzhen originally asked, but then she thought of the answer, "Are you afraid of finding ghosts? It's okay, those are all superstitions."

Ma Xiaoling choked on Wang Zhenzhen's words, Kuang Tianyou, Ding Li and Fang Yang all lowered their heads and held back their laughter.

"Anyway, just remember it!" Ma Xiaoling, who was heartbroken to death, took a deep breath not to get angry with the three men in front of her, and told her again.Then he stood up and took the lead, striding away.

"I don't think you should have too much hope. Ms. Wang's character is too gentle, and I'm afraid she won't be able to persuade everyone not to open the forum. Moreover, some people have a rebellious mentality. The more you don't let them do it, the more they will do it. To prove that I am right." In the elevator room, Fang Yang analyzed.

"Shut up, what weird things you said just now, what if you scare Zhenzhen?" Ma Xiaoling said coldly with her arms folded.

Fang Yang smiled provocatively at Ma Xiaoling: Don't think he didn't see her glaring at Ding Li just now!

Ma Xiaoling was out of breath, and when the elevator reached the first floor, she went out immediately: "Fuck gay, looks good in white clothes?"So flamboyant!

"It's just a little girl, don't tease her all the time." Ding Li also knew that Fang Yang was venting his anger on himself.Seeing that Ma Xiaoling is sitting on the female celestial master but wants to hide it from her friends, she knows that Ma Xiaoling cares about Wang Zhenzhen a lot, so don't be too protective!

Fang Yang also saw this clearly, so he said something strange to Wang Zhenzhen.But Ding Li finally brought the topic back to the category of science, lest the little girl Wang Zhenzhen really be scared.

"Oh, that's right. I think Ping's mother may have become a living corpse now. But this is just my guess, and I still need evidence." Fang Yang said to Kuang Tianyou.

"Living corpse?"

"Yes. The soul is still in the body but the mind is ignorant. It is called an infernal corpse. Like a low-level zombie, it only has the instinct to kill and suck human blood, but can't think about other things. The living corpse is probably dead. But it was left in the body by external force. The longer it stays, the heavier the body gas will be. If this is the case, there may be residues on the bodies of the two victims killed by her." Fang Yang explained.These are all what he learned from reading when he was with He Yingqiu in the past.

Kuang Tianyou took it down carefully, and it happened that he was going to see the victim's body, so he could confirm it: "You just said that Zhenzhen might not be able to stop them from opening the altar?"

"Yes. Some people only believe in themselves, and they won't stop if they don't make a big noise. I don't think anyone can stop it now. After all, money touches people's hearts." Fang Yang nodded.

"Then can I ask you and Arita to stay, so that if there is any accident, we can take care of it." Kuang Tianyou asked.Uncle Qiu said before that his younger brother was born knowing it. Uncle Qiu can only learn Taoism in three or four months.

Although it is now known that it is because of unraveling the mystery of the womb, what about ordinary people who may unravel the mystery of the womb?Ask him to stay and take care of it, the people in Jiajia Mansion must be much safer.

"Are you tired, do you want to go back?" Fang Yang glanced at Ding Li.

Ding Li =_=: As a zombie + monk, do you think I will be tired?Shall I run a marathon for you?

So when Jin Zhengzhong opened the altar at night, Ding Li, Fang Yang and Kuang Fusheng stood beside Wang Zhenzhen and Ouyang Jiajia and watched.

"Ah, I didn't expect you to be a scholar of folklore at such a young age? That's amazing!" Ouyang Jiajia smiled and said to Fang Yang, "No wonder you are wearing a Chinese tunic suit. It turns out that you have feelings."

Fang Yang smiled: "You don't think it's strange."

"No!" Wang Zhenzhen and Ouyang Jiajia hurriedly waved their hands together.

"Folklore research?" Kuang Fusheng looked at Ding Li suspiciously, with some questioning in his eyes.It turns out that such a high-ranking name can be used to package such things as fortune-telling, Fengshui, and yin and yang houses!

In fact, Fang Yang really felt that Ding Li was more suitable for this title than himself.No matter how many times, Ding Li has a convincing feeling of a refined scholar.

However, with He Youqiu's identity as a teacher, he did things much more smoothly, but the specific things were all done by Ding Li, and he had learned a little at most.

"Mummy, why didn't you see Brother Ping?" Wang Zhenzhen suddenly found that Luo Kaiping and his mother were not here, so she asked Ouyang Jiajia.

Ouyang Jiajia also looked around: "Yes, I told him yesterday, why hasn't he come yet?"

At this time, Kim Jong-jung yelled, asking the wandering ghosts to report quickly, and pointed to the seven-star copper coin sword on the table.The copper coin sword rose slowly, and the neighbors applauded, saying that Jin Zhengzhong had made another move, but in the eyes of Ding Li and Fang Yang, it was a female ghost "holding" the copper coin sword.

"Mommy, I'll ask Brother Ping to come down." Wang Zhenzhen said when she started burning clothes and paper.

Ouyang Jiajia didn't think there was anything wrong, so she said "Okay" and let Wang Zhenzhen go.

At this time, Ding Li stopped Wang Zhenzhen: "It's over just pretending to be sweet, and it's useless to ask him to come down. It's not something important anyway..." Besides, Luo Kaiping's mother is so dangerous, and Wang Zhenzhen is an ordinary girl. , it is really dangerous.

"How can it be unimportant? The neighbors in the neighborhood are all there! And Brother Ping also has a part to pay for fasting, so everyone should be here." Saying this, he bypassed Ding Li and wanted to go upstairs.

Ding Li stepped forward and blocked Wang Zhenzhen's way. Wang Zhenzhen almost bumped into him, but she turned around and still wanted to go upstairs.

"Miss Wang, if he doesn't come down, he just doesn't want to come. There's no need to call him." Ding Li stopped Wang Zhenzhen and advised.

"How could it be? In the afternoon, he said that he would definitely come. Brother Ping probably just forgot the time, and he will come down when I call him." Wang Zhenzhen said, looking at Ding Li strangely, " Mr. Ding, why do you always stop me?"

"Well, how about I call him? You just stay here." Ding Li sighed helplessly, not understanding why this girl was so serious about death.Say nothing.

"I don't want it anymore, Brother Ping doesn't know you, so I'll go!" After speaking, Wang Zhenzhen took a step back, then changed direction and trotted towards the building.

"Miss Wang..." Ding Li called out again, but Wang Zhenzhen trotted upstairs as if she didn't hear her.

"Little Li." Fang Yang held back Ding Li who was about to catch up, "Didn't you notice that Wang Zhenzhen was talking to herself?"

"We'll talk about this kind of thing later!" Wang Zhenzhen wanted to find a murderer!Still an inhuman murderer!Ding Li also gave in to this girl's determination to die.I thought she was a good girl, but I didn't expect myself to be so stubborn!

"Eat radish salty and worry less."

Fang Yang nodded Ding Li's nose, and in the end he and Ding Li wanted to go upstairs together. Unexpectedly, at this time, a gust of wind came from nowhere, and several wandering ghosts came out from all over the place, facing the burning The vat of Yishao paper walked over.And there are more and more coming out.

Ding Li's radar scanned the location of Luo Kaiping's house on the second floor, and found that Wang Zhenzhen was in no danger for the time being.

It turned out that Luo Kaiping probably also found something wrong with his mother. He guessed that the deaths of Xiaoqian and PIPI were related to his mother, but he was still unwilling to admit it.Now his mother said that there is still one unfulfilled wish, hoping that Luo Kaiping and Wang Zhenzhen can get married, so that she can rest in peace.

Luo Kaiping is a very timid person, and he is fairly decent.Now that she wanted to send her mother away, she begged Wang Zhenzhen to play a play with herself, pretending to be married to deceive her mother, so that her mother could leave with peace of mind.

Ding Li scanned the dragon and phoenix candles in the room, as well as the red coat, and thought that if the little girl Wang Zhenzhen was really smart, it would be fine to play a play with Luo Kaiping to trick his mother, since there is no law anyway. If it works, what is there to be attached to?

But this girl was timid and fainted from fright.But if you are dizzy, you should be dizzy, so there is no danger for the time being, it is better to deal with these wandering ghosts first.

Kim Jong-jung was still very calm, and the wind was blowing everywhere, and he dared to say boldly: "Everyone, don't be surprised, when the Xuanwu boy shows his real body, the wind will naturally be surging!"

What he said made Ding Li couldn't help but want to applaud him.

At this moment Ma Xiaoling arrived and lost her temper at Kim Jong-jung.And after she saw Ding Li and Fang Yang, she became even angrier: "You said Zhenzhen couldn't stop it, but you didn't stop it either? Now it's possible that ghosts are walking in the night!"

Just as he was talking, the paper cart that was about to be burned suddenly understood by himself, and everyone present thought that he might be dazzled.

Ma Xiaoling took out a small bottle of spray from her bag, sprayed it on the eyes of everyone present, and explained, "This is cow's tears."

"Miss Wang is up there. Mama Ping said that before she left, she wanted to see Miss Wang and Luo Kaiping get married. There is no danger now." Ding Li pointed to the second floor and said.

"Why didn't you stop her?" Ma Xiaoling immediately stomped Ding Li.

This little girl, why is she so irritable, she said that she is not in danger for the time being.

Just as Ding Li was about to explain, Ma Xiaoling interrupted him by raising his hand: "It's alright, you don't need to talk about it, if you are incompetent, don't get in the way here! You are more likely to cause trouble than that magic stick!"

After Ma Xiaoling yelled at Ding Li, she turned to Kuang Tianyou and said, "I'll go up with you to deal with Ping Ma!"

Kuang Tianyou glanced at the car that was about to move, and then at Ding Li.He believed in Ding Li. Ding Li said that Wang Zhenzhen is not in danger now, so it really is not in danger.So he shook his head: "You watch here, I'll go up."

What Ma Xiaoling wanted to say, Kuang Tianyou looked at Ma Xiaoling with piercing eyes: "Listen to me."

Ma Xiaoling was startled, but finally nodded, and went upstairs without clamoring.

Probably feeling ashamed when Kuang Tianyou said that she agreed to it just now, Ma Xiaoling turned around and scolded Ding Li and Fang Yang: "What's the use of you two big men? You can't even look down on a weak girl like Zhenzhen! "

This made Ding Li helpless, could he knock Wang Zhenzhen unconscious, do acupuncture or use fixed body counts to stop her?Well, he can.But the problem is that doing so is illegal, not to mention personal imprisonment, and how to explain it afterwards is also a big problem.

Ding Li continued to scan the situation on the second floor, and found that Luo Kaiping was begging Wang Zhenzhen in a low voice: "Please help me, just pretend to be a lie to my mother. My mother wants to see me in this life, you lie to her Come on! Zhenzhen, please smile, please!"

Wang Zhenzhen's next answer made Ding Li feel that kidnapping simulation courses should be included in the daily courses of primary and middle school students in the future.For example, you can't say words to stimulate the kidnappers, and you must obey the kidnappers' demands while ensuring your life safety, etc.

Because Wang Zhenzhen was very aggrieved and begged Luo Kaiping and Heping's mother: "Brother Ping, it is impossible for us, please tell Ping's mother! I really don't love you!"

When Luo Kaiping's mother heard what Wang Zhenzhen said, she immediately lost her mind and wanted to get angry.At this time, the door of the room was kicked open by Kuang Tianyou, and Luo Kaiping's mother was crushed under the door.

At this time, there were only some wandering ghosts in front of the Jiajia Building, but the people who spewed cow tears clearly saw a big dark hole suddenly opened in the ground, and ghosts poking their heads out in a steady stream.

Ding Li clicked his lips and made a gesture to pat the hole, and the hole disappeared immediately.In fact, the cave was a temporary ghost gate, so ghosts from the underworld came out.Ding Li sealed the ghost gate just now, so only a few clever ghosts escaped from the ghost gate.

But at that time Ma Xiaoling just spilled a handful of exorcism powder, she thought she had sealed the ghost gate.Then he used the lucky star and the ghost lock to trap a group of wandering ghosts, and sealed all the wandering ghosts in a nearby car that was unlocked by Kuang Fusheng, and sealed them with talismans.

Seeing that the following things were over, Ma Xiaoling ran over to ask Ouyang Jiajia if it was okay, and then rushed into the building in a hurry.

When passing by Jin Zhengzhong, Ma Xiaoling pointed to Jin Zhengzhong and said, "I will settle the score with you when I come back!"

Ding Li shook his head and followed, the mood upstairs was really not optimistic.It's not that he complained, it's that Kuang Tianyou's actions really made people speechless.

When can't you deal with an old lady's living corpse?Don't forget there is another hostage.Obviously the speed is so fast, Wang Zhenzhen, the hostage, can be rescued in a second, but he wants to have a spat with Luo Kaiping there!

And when Wang Zhenzhen heard Kuang Tianyou say that Luo Kaiping's mother killed PIPI, Wang Zhenzhen asked innocently, "Brother Ping, did Ping's mother kill PIPI?"

Ding Li felt that the few people present, including Luo Kaiping's mother who was pressed under the door, were not in the situation at all!

And because of a series of stimuli, Luo Kaiping ruthlessly held a pair of sharp scissors for tailoring clothes to Wang Zhenzhen's neck.The consequences of honest people being ruthless are very dire, Ding Li is afraid that these few people will make things worse!

"What are you guys doing here?" Ma Xiaoling pressed the elevator several times but there was no response. Just as she was about to walk up the stairs, she found Ding Li and Fang Yang who were opening the door of the stairwell.

Ding Li felt that he was getting old and really didn't want to waste his time with the little girl, so he shook his head slightly and rushed up to the second floor.

After going up to the second floor, Ding Li just happened to see Luo Kaiping carrying Zhenzhen into the stairwell. Ding Li sighed, and after Luo Kaiping's mother walked backwards into the stairwell, he kicked the living corpse old lady to the corner.

Luo Kaiping looked back and screamed: "Mom!"

Taking advantage of this time, Ding Li grabbed Luo Kaiping's wrist.Luo Kaiping's hand suddenly felt a sharp pain, and the knife he was holding fell to the ground.And Wang Zhenzhen was also pushed out of the stairwell by Ding Li in an instant, and fell at Kuang Tianyou's feet.

Ma Xiaoling didn't know whether it was because she was frightened or for some other reason. Standing on the jogging platform on the first and second floors, she didn't attack Luo Kaiping's mother immediately. He rushed towards Ding Li who was holding Luo Kaiping.

Ding Li was also angry.You didn't accept such a disaster at such a good time just now?Since you don't do it, then I will do it!

Because of this, Ding Li didn't show mercy, and immediately threw a thunderbolt in the palm of his hand, blowing Luo Kaiping's otherwise inhuman mother into a ball of dead flesh.

"Mom!" Luo Kaiping saw that his mother's body was not bloody after being bombed, but looked like rotten flesh. He couldn't stand it and cried out, and his body went limp.

Luo Kaiping's mother's body was broken, and her soul naturally came out of her body. She clamored to make everyone present look good, so as to avenge their hatred for separating their mother and son.

Ding Li was about to take the evil spirit away when she heard Ma Xiaoling reciting the nine-character mantra and put the evil spirit into the Taoist talisman, and the Taoist talisman turned into a lucky star and landed in her hands.

At this time, Wang Zhenzhen also pushed open the door of the stairwell and came out.He looked at Luo Kaiping, who was still held by Ding Li's arm, and pushed Ding Li: "Mr. Ding, let go of Brother Ping! Ping's mother died, he must be very sad."

Ding Li looked at Wang Zhenzhen again, and replied after a few seconds: "I let him go, don't regret it."

"How could it be!" Wang Zhenzhen said with a smile.