Self-Help Handbook of Strange Flowers to Die [Comprehensive]

In the past few days, this small village at the foot of Shaolin Mountain, with only a dozen or so families, has exploded.Farmers' families don't have much to do on weekdays, just the marriage of each family is considered a major event.Now there is another happy event in the village - the boy from Qiao Sanhuai's family has become a teacher!

When it comes to the origin of his kid, the villagers all tacitly know it.Qiao Sanhuai and his wife were about to turn [-] to return each child, but a few years ago they were lucky, they brought back a big fat boy and named him "Qiao Feng".Hearing the name is not the same as these people.

After the child grows up a bit, it is indeed very different.The child is obviously only two or three years old, but his physique is as strong as a calf. If he didn't ask, he would think he would be five or six years old!

Now he is accepted as an apprentice by the master of Leigu Mountain, maybe he can become a Shangguan master in the future!This is something that many people have never expected for generations!

The teacher also knew etiquette, saying that accepting apprentices was a happy event, and entrusted the village head to hold a banquet in the village, inviting every household in the village.Or say that scholars have more etiquette!The neighbors in the village can't help but think so.But this is a good thing, and it's not surprising that there are so many people, isn't it?

"Brother!" The drunken village head pulled Qiao Sanhuai, looking like two good brothers, "You are very lucky! Back then, you and your wife thought... huh? The village said everything. !" The village chief paused, but Qiao Sanhuai understood that it was not a good thing to say.Zhou bowed his head, took a sip of wine, and nodded to show that he understood.

The village chief went on to say: "Even when you brought your eldest son back, there were quite a few people in the village saying things like white-eyed wolves! It's all over now! It's all over! It's over! Brother, you and you The daughter-in-law is well!"

The village chief's repeated words about the wheels reached Qiao Sanhuai's heart: "Brother! Brother, thank you!"

Ding Li, who was sitting on top of the chief seat, could hardly maintain a calm smile on his face.Just say it so carelessly, is there really no problem?Qiao Feng seemed to be sensible!

There was more than one person who was worried like Ding Li. Mrs. Qiao and the village head's wife immediately went over and pulled away their men one by one.Sister-in-law Qiao is okay, she just supports her and doesn't speak, but the color on her face is not very good.

The village chief's wife is a formidable one, and she immediately pinched the village chief's waist with her fingers and turned around: "Drink some cat urine and you won't know the east, west, north, south, east, west, and north! What are you talking about? What kind of drama are you talking about?" It's becoming real!"

Turning around and apologizing to Mrs. Qiao: "My boss drank too much and talked nonsense, brother and sister, don't worry about it!"

The words of the two women attracted some people's attention, even the village chief and his wife had the same attitude, and some people who were sore and wanted to use this matter to make a hypocritical sentence did not dare to speak.

Qiao Feng, who was sitting next to Ding Li in the room, was so dazed that he didn't understand what the village head and his father were talking about. He just thought it was the same as when Granny Liu married her son a wife at the beginning of the year and someone drank and then spoke louder.

"Eat more!" Ding Li gave Qiao Feng a chopstick of meat and vegetables, turning his apprentice's attention to the rare meat.

The villagers looked at Ding Li who was sitting on the chief seat, but this time, no one dared to go up and talk to this gentleman with a gentle smile.They whispered to each other: "You said that the husband of the Qiao family said he was forty, why didn't he see it at all?"

The person sitting next to him had an expression of "look at you who have never seen the world", and his mouth was mocking: "You compare yourself with the husbands, why don't you go to heaven? Do you think the husbands are just like you every day?" Basking in the sun and sticking in the ground?"

The person who was ridiculed immediately retorted: "The shopkeeper Qian in the town is also in his forties, and he looks like me!"

"Pull it down! Does Shopkeeper Qian study? Is he a gentleman? Do you dare to wear a scarf (the scholar's scarf on Ding Li's head)? I heard that people who can read are different from us if they have a lot of books in their stomachs." It's called... It's called 'Poetry and Book Qi in the Belly'. If you don't believe me, go ask Mr.!"

The person being ridiculed stopped talking, which was regarded as agreeing with this statement.

The liveliness in the village continued until the evening, and Ding Li didn't stay long, just strolling back to Leigu Mountain with the newly learned cloud butterfly step and light footwork.

Since Su Xinghe took Ding Li to visit Leigu Mountain, it has only been more than ten days, and the valley of Leigu Mountain has changed a lot.Buildings that seemed conjured out of thin air even extended into those stone walls, and were as natural as they were in the first place.

The flat areas of the valley were cleared and divided into several different areas, each with a function.The water source that was originally far away from here has also been diverted, and it has also been involved in a hydraulic art landscape.There are also deep wells dug out to discover the water veins in the valley.

Seeing Leigu Mountain like this, Ding Li really had to deeply admire it—the barren mountains and wild mountains have been transformed into fairy spirits like this. Nothing was missing at all, Ding Li couldn't think of other words to praise besides "ingenious workmanship".

Comparing it like this, thinking of the village banquet in the afternoon that could only be described as messy cups and plates, Ding Li felt like a poor dick mixed in with the rich and handsome.

However, being able to successfully receive Xiao Feng as an apprentice is really... even being a dick is worth it!

Su Xinghe and Wu Yazi, who were classified as "tall, rich and handsome" by Ding Li, don't know what they're busy with recently, and they don't have time to pay attention to Ding Li.So Ding Li let himself go a little bit like this.

In the next few days, Ding Li went to look for Qiao Feng every day.

Ding Li was Qiao Feng's master, but he didn't teach him how to write. Instead, he told Qiao Feng various stories every day.This made Qiao Sanhuai a little puzzled.Ordinarily, as a father, he shouldn't talk, after all, he is just an illiterate farmer.But he has also delivered food to the school in the town, and the boys there have to write a lot of big characters every day, and shake their heads to memorize a lot of articles.Why is Mr. Ding teaching differently?

At lunch time, when Ding Li came to Qiao's house for dinner again, Qiao Sanhuai asked the questions in his heart tremblingly.

"Writing? Feng'er is only three years old, and the bones in his hands haven't grown yet! His own hand strength is not strong enough, and it's not good for the muscles and bones, so don't be too anxious. I can't eat hot tofu in a hurry. I tell him about it every day. The story is his homework. Don't worry, I know it well, and I won't delay Feng'er!"

Only then did Qiao Sanhuai realize that reading and writing still have age.Lying on the bed at night, I would talk to Mrs. Qiao about my short experience.

Mrs. Qiao didn't make a sound, she sewed a small hole in her clothes and blew on the oil lamp to sleep.Qiao Sanhuai said that his wife ignored him, and for no reason poked his sister-in-law who was facing away from him with her finger: "What's wrong with you?"

"What's the matter?" Sister-in-law Qiao froze, looking at Qiao Sanhuai through the moonlight shining into the room, "You idiot who knows you and you don't, how can you be better than my husband? Mister can still harm his own students! You are the only one!"

Qiao Sanhuai stopped talking, and for a long time, after Mrs. Qiao lay down again, she muttered a promise: "I won't do it in the future. Do whatever you say!"

Only then did Mrs. Qiao's stiff back relax a little, and she forgave Qiao Sanhuai.

Ding Li just took Qiao Feng to play around every day, and talked to Qiao Feng when he thought of something, and told Qiao Feng the history as a story.Some things I can’t remember or can’t remember clearly, I will read the book or ask Su Xinghe after returning to Leigu Mountain at night, and my life is very carefree.

"...So to be serious, except for this small area, all other places are barbarians!" Ding Li said while drawing the territory of the Xia Dynasty with branches on the river beach, "The general trend of the world is that one day in the future, today's Dali, Xixia, and Daliao will eventually become part of this map. Just like the Spring and Autumn and Warring States, each country will think of itself as one country."

"Master is saying that these countries will be eaten by Song in the future?"

"It doesn't have to be Da Song."

Didn't Da Song eat them, how did they become a country?Qiao Feng didn't quite understand: "Is that Daliao? Or Dali or Xixia?"

"What if someone rebels? Then they will raise their troops and start a new dynasty after destroying these countries." Ding Li boldly proposed a new possibility.

Qiao Feng glanced at the map drawn by Ding Li, compared the size, and widened his eyes in admiration: "It's amazing! It's all turned into one country! It's so big!"

"Great!" Ding Li smiled triumphantly at Qiao Feng, as if he was the one who started the uprising to build a new country.

Qiao Feng lowered his head to look at the territory map drawn by Ding Li, followed the border of Tubo with his fingers, and touched the location of Nepal, and then followed it to the location of the north: "Master, where is Langjuxu?"

"Wolf Juxu?" Ding Li touched his head, vaguely pointed at the place that should be Outer Mongolia, "here."

Qiao Feng looked at the small nest in the sand that was poked out by the branch in Ding Li's hand, his eyes were shining brightly, and his heart was filled with a feeling that he didn't quite understand yet.

Ding Li smiled and said nothing.After a while, he picked up Qiao Feng's bamboo tube that was hanging on a nearby tree, which was already filled with most of the earthworms, patted Qiao Feng on the head, and stuffed the bamboo tube into Qiao Feng's hand: "Master has something to do today, you go home first go!"

Qiao Feng didn't know why, but obediently left with the bamboo tube in his arms.

Ding Li didn't speak until Qiao Feng's figure was gone, "Your Excellency has been with me and my little apprentice for a few days, why don't you show up?"

"Hmph!" A deep cold snort came to mind, a masked man in a gray monk's robe jumped out, came to Ding Li, and slapped Ding Li with a wave of anger without saying a word.

Ding Li had no choice but to stretch out his hand to parry the palm, but unexpectedly, the man immediately pointed out and went straight to Ding Li's sea of ​​anger.

Following this pointing, Ding Li's internal energy flow was not hindered, but the gray-clothed monk seemed to be sucked in, and he couldn't withdraw his moves, and all his inner energy flowed towards Ding Li along his arms, along Ding Li's body. Li's sea of ​​Qi entered Ding Li's meridians.

"Xiao Yuanshan!" If Ding Li didn't recognize who this person who made a move at the slightest disagreement was, he could die!