Self-Help Handbook of Strange Flowers to Die [Comprehensive]

Ding Li felt tired.Not for anything else, but to have such a mother.However, after Ding Li finally understood the situation of Prince Liang's mansion, he became more and more tired, because he still has such a father!

Ding Li's tuba this time is called Liang Lian. He is the only child of Prince Liang's mansion. He is eight years old this year.The reason why he fell into a coma before was because the eight-year-old child met the envoys of the Man Gang who were paying tribute in Lin'an, and ignored the envoys' obstruction and snatched the horses to be paid tribute and rode on them. As a result, he was thrown off by the horses because of his poor riding skills. When he got down, he fell into a coma.

Those emissaries of the barbarian gang stopped Liang Liande's horse first, and after Liang Lian fell from the horse, he was angered by Liang Wangye and his wife. Now they are still eating in the dungeon of Liang Wangfu!

A palace with a dungeon?It's a joke in the world!This is because I am afraid that others will not know that I am arrogant and domineering, right?

Forget about the gold and silver treasures in those warehouses. After all, the veterans of the three dynasties and the grand master of a country can't justify without gray income, but what's the use of deducting the three tributes from the barbarians?They can't be taken out to play and appreciate, but can only be tucked away and stored in the warehouse to eat ashes, so why keep them?Still on tenterhooks.

After lying in bed for three days, Ding Li was finally allowed to get out of bed.The first thing he did after tidying up his clothes was to meet his father, Liang Dingbang, the prime minister of the dynasty.

Prince Liang's mansion occupies a large area, and it took almost a quarter of time for Ding Li to walk from his own room to Liang Xiangguo's study.After entering the door, Ding Li first saluted Liang Xiangguo: "Greetings to father."

"Why is Lian'er so born? Come on, let dad see. Is this great?" Liang Dingbang had a son in his middle age, and he only had a single seedling like Liang Lian. He was afraid of losing it in his mouth if he held it in his hand. melted.

"The baby is ready." Ding Li didn't know how to face Liang Dingbang like this.

He's not a purely nice guy.In the imperial court, he was the elder of the three dynasties, trusted by the emperor, with a high position and authority, and a powerful minister.From the fact that he privately withheld Fanbang's tribute, he knew that Liang Dingbang was extremely domineering, and he probably used his power to do things that stepped on or even crossed the line.

But in Prince Liang's mansion, facing his wife and son, he was an excellent husband and father, at least he had a very good heart.

In the past few days, he has learned about Liang Dingbang's life intermittently from Mrs. Liang and other servants who served him.

Liang Dingbang is the prime minister of the country from a poor family, and Mrs. Liang is also the wife of Liang Xiangguo.Apart from Mrs. Liang, the hostess, there are no other concubines and maidservants in Prince Liang's mansion.Even if Mrs. Liang has not been out for many years, Liang Xiangguo has no intention of accepting two colors.

And after Liang Lian, the son of his married wife, was born, Liang Xiangguo wanted the stars and not the moon for Liang Lian, and loved him to the fullest.This also formed Liang Lian's domineering temperament in the original body, and he was very defiant since he was a child.That's why at the age of eight, he dared to rob Manbang's tribute horse.And Mrs. Liang dared to order the envoys of the Man Gang to be detained in the dungeon.

"Those barbarians are really rude, Lian'er has thought about how to deal with them?" Liang Dingbang looked at Ding Li with a smile.

Ding Li sighed: "Father, I feel so boring. Why don't you just let them take those horses and leave!" Anyway, let's settle this matter first, "Father don't bother with them, anyway, they will be dedicated to the emperor. The tribute will be gone. When the time comes, father, you take me to ask the emperor for it. Didn’t the horse end up in my hands? I can get it in a fair manner, so why bother with these people?”

Liang Xiangguo frowned and looked at Ding Li: "But what did someone whisper in your ear? Lian'er, what do you like, why bother? Father will find it for you naturally."

"No, dad. There is one more thing! I don't like the Shenjuntian playing music map, Shishi Bagua furnace and Liehuo Shenzhu in our family anymore."

"Lian'er, those three things are rare treasures, it's good for you to keep them in your hands, why don't you like them again?"

How good is it?Ding Li didn't think it was very good at all.

The Shichen Bagua Furnace, which emits smoke at regular intervals, is just a timer. Is it unusual?The only thing that works is that when the Shenjuntian Playing Music Picture is activated, it will emit smoke non-stop, forming a dry ice effect, and the smoke will float into the Shenjun Tian Playing Music Picture, making the people in the picture appear fairy-like in the smoke.

The God Bead of Raging Fire can make water boil without fire.To put it simply, it is a hot stone, and it is not very useful.The only thing that is rather peculiar is that when the Shen Jun Tian Zou Le Tu is played, it can emit a red light, reflecting each other with the Shen Jun Tian Zou Music Tu.Does anyone know if there are any radioactive substances harmful to the human body?

As for Shen Jun Tian Playing Music Map itself, it is like a crude version of MP4 with a complicated start-up program, and it can only play one song, so there is nothing special about it.Ding Li really didn't like it.

But in the eyes of Liang Xiangguo, or most people in this world, these few things are spiritual treasures that gather the good fortune of the world.Liang Xiangguo felt that children loved the new, probably because they liked the new and disliked the old, so he didn't take it to heart.The mouth should be good, but in fact, there is no plan to return these few rare treasures to their original owners.

Ding Li also saw that Liang Dingbang didn't take it seriously, so he didn't try to persuade him much, and instead tried to find other ways to solve these problems.

However, the group of barbarian envoys who paid tribute to the horses escaped smoothly according to Ding Li's wishes.Originally, Ding Li wanted to persuade these people with good words, so that they would not go around bragging about being imprisoned in Prince Liang's Mansion.But these people didn't know if they were afraid of being locked up, so they kowtowed when they saw Ding Li.

Seeing the appearance of these envoys, Ding Li knew that it was impossible to cause extra problems.Now they only want to send the horses as a tribute to Lin'an as soon as possible, and then leave Lin'an as soon as possible. They have no intention of suing the emperor at all.

After dismissing these people, Ding Li felt that he could breathe a sigh of relief and solve the problem of the three tributes. Unexpectedly, when Liang Dingbang returned home in the evening, he gave Ding Li another "surprise".

"Lian'er, come and take a look. This is a tribute from another small country in the South China Sea. It is called a mutton fat jade bottle. I heard that it has the effect of reviving spring with dead trees!" Ding Li heard Mrs. Liang greet him after he entered the room. "Your father took it back as soon as he saw it. You play for a while and have a look, and then let someone take it to Curry. This is a good thing!"

Ding Li=_=: What should I do if I have a parent who wants to die?Waiting online, very urgent.

"I didn't expect such a tiny country to have so many rare treasures! They presented the three rare treasures last time, and it's really good to present another one here!" Mrs. Liang said, He picked up a piece of dead branch that he didn't know what it was and inserted it into the jade bottle. Seeing that the dead branch immediately became energetic again, the dead branch sprouted in a blink of an eye, and yellow-green shoots came out.

This unscientific!Ding Li felt that the world was becoming more and more strange.

However, having seen three unscientific tributes before, Ding Li quickly accepted the fact that such a small bottle can indeed rejuvenate a dead tree.

However, this thing is not bad.Ding Li touched the dark green leaves, squinted his eyes and thought.

About two days later, when Liang Dingbang returned home, he called Ding Li and said that he would take him into the palace to meet Sheng Xie'en tomorrow.That's right, before the original body fell into a coma after falling off the horse, Liang Dingbang inevitably showed some worry on his face when he went up to court.

After the emperor knew about it, he sent an imperial physician to diagnose and treat Liang Lian, and rewarded him with some medicinal materials.Now that the bruises on Ding Li's face have disappeared, and there are no scars left, Liang Dingbang wanted to ask his son to thank him with him.

As soon as Ding Li rolled his eyes, he had an idea, nodded in agreement, turned around and began to think about the things he had been thinking about for a long time.

On the day of the holy face, Liang Dingbang went to the Jinluan Hall to go to court; while Ding Li was led to the study room of the side hall, and came here with Liang Dingbang after the emperor went down to court.

"Young Master Liang, what is this?" Ding Li, the servant who came to send Ding Li, asked curiously, holding a big box.

"This is for the emperor." After Ding Li finished speaking concisely, he stopped talking.

"My lord is waiting here. Please call me if you have anything to do. I will wait by the side." After the inner eunuch led Ding Li to the place, he explained a few words and left.

As for Ding Li, he displayed the four Fanbang tributes in the box.He wanted to use the most stupid way to kill Liang Dingbang, hand over the matter to the emperor, and completely throw away this hot potato.

When Liang Dingbang followed the emperor into the side hall study and saw the four things on the table, his heart almost jumped out of his throat.He thought, could it be that he was found out about withholding the tribute?That's why the emperor left him to convict him?

"Seeing the emperor, I wish the emperor the Eucharist." Ding Li deliberately performed nondescript etiquette, making himself behave like a naughty boy.

"Exemption." The emperor was not angry either, he seemed to want to laugh when he saw Ding Li's actions, he turned to Liang Dingbang and said, "Liang Qing, is this your only son Liang Lian?"

Liang Dingbang was shocked, and replied calmly: "The dog is rude, please forgive me, Your Majesty."

"It doesn't matter. Come here and give seats to Liang Qing and Mr. Liang." The emperor waved his hand, sat down indifferently, and called the servants to bring chairs for the Liang family and his son.

When the three of them were all seated, they pointed to the four objects on the table and asked, as if they had just seen them, "What are these?"

Before Liang Dingbang could answer, Ding Li got down from his seat, stood in front of the emperor and cupped his hands: "Your Majesty, these are the rare treasures that the barbarians brought into the palace, and my father kept them in the palace before."

After speaking, he began to introduce the miraculous features of these rare treasures with great interest.Although Liang Dingbang was still sitting, his legs covered by the heavy official uniform began to tremble a little.He was angry that he doted on his son too much, that's why his son was so ignorant.Doesn't this child know that withholding tribute without permission is disrespectful and a capital offense?

The emperor narrowed his eyes when he heard Ding Li say that this was a tribute from Fanbang, and that it had been detained in Liang Dingbang's hands before.However, he didn't get angry immediately, but listened carefully to Ding Li's introduction of the peculiarities of several rare treasures.

After Ding Li had finished introducing the four items, he spread his hands with a dejected look on his face: "Unfortunately, these things are strange, but they are all flashy."

The emperor was taken aback, and asked with a random smile: "Then tell me, why are these things so flashy?"

"Take this Raging Vulcan Bead as an example. It is naturally miraculous. It can boil without fire. But if we want to boil water, don't we all use fire pockets? This thing is so big that it is not easy to carry it with you. , even if it can boil without fire, so what? It’s still not as convenient as a fire bag!”

Ding Li pointed to the Raging Vulcan Pearl and said.Then he pointed to the time gossip stove: "Here, we have a sundial during the day and a watchman at night. Which one is not for telling the time? It is not irreplaceable, but it cannot be dropped or touched. It is really fragile."

He also commented a little unconvinced on the picture of Shen Juntian playing music: "It is amazing that a painting can move, but besides being able to play music and let people watch it, is there any other use? I can play three times myself. There are four songs!"

Finally pointing to the mutton fat jade bottle: "If you want me to say, of all the things in it, this bottle is the most useful, but it's too small. This thing can make a dead tree come alive, but the bottle is so small, how much dead wood can fit in it What about it? If it were bigger, and bigger, it would turn dead trees into spring every year of drought. Wouldn’t it save many people from the suffering of crops withering due to lack of water? It would also prevent them from leaving their homes to seek a living, let alone my father and Your Majesty has been worrying day and night about how to solve these problems! Am I right to say that it is flashy?"

Even the emperor was moved by these words.He nodded and looked at Ding Li with approval.Thinking about the fact that the tribute was detained in Prince Liang's mansion before, he was not so angry anymore.But what should be asked is still to ask: "Qing Liang, do you know that it is a felony to withhold tribute without permission?"

As soon as Liang Dingbang heard it, he slipped from his chair and fell to the ground, and kowtowed: "The old minister is guilty."

"Your Majesty, if my father really wanted to keep these things privately, he wouldn't ask me to bring these secrets into the palace to show you today!" Ding Li blinked his eyes and looked at the emperor pitifully.

As for the emperor, looking at Ding Li, who was also higher than the table, looking at him like this, his heart softened for some reason: "Then tell me."

"After my father got these four treasures, he has been worrying all the time. He didn't eat well, and he couldn't sleep soundly. He always chanted poems about "concubine" and "lychee", and he sighed every day. I Ask him, he said he was afraid that His Majesty would be addicted to it. But I don’t think so! Your Majesty is a good emperor, even I don’t like these flashy things, how can Your Majesty find these things interesting?” Ding Li blinked his eyes. , and the emperor's gaze.

The emperor's cultural level is still very high. When he heard Ding Li's poems about "concubine" and "lychee", he thought of the sentence "a concubine laughing while riding the world of mortals, no one knew it was litchi".Immediately stood up from behind the table and helped Liang Dingbang who was still kneeling on the ground: "Liang Qing, I understand what you mean. It's just like the child said, even he wouldn't like these flashy things. How could I be infatuated with these playthings?"

Liang Dingbang was not stupid either, he immediately reacted to his son's words.After being supported by the emperor, when he raised his head, he was already in tears: "It's not that the old minister doesn't believe in His Majesty, it's that the old minister is worrying too much, the old minister deserves to die!"

"Liang Qing, don't say that. With you as a loyal minister who has thought about me so much, I can feel at ease."

Eh?Passed the level so easily?Ding Li was a little dumbfounded.The several times he and the emperor looked at each other before did indeed give some psychological hints to the emperor.But he never thought that he could pass the level so easily, so he wanted to continue to leave deeper hints in the future!This function comes from the corpse-scented konjac that grew on the Kunlun sacred tree in the previous life.