Self-Help Handbook of Strange Flowers to Die [Comprehensive]

"Hmph!" Before Su Xinghe could answer Ding Li's question, a cold snort came from nowhere.

Ding Li immediately felt as if he had been hit hard on the chest by something, his heart beat abnormally immediately, his throat seemed to be blocked by something, and he couldn't breathe.Then, a mouthful of fishy and sweet blood was vomited out.

After spitting out the blood, Ding Li was finally able to catch his breath.It's just that the whole person lost all strength immediately, and sat down on the ground limply, like a broken bellows, breathing "hahahahu".

Wu Yazi, who was wearing a blue shirt, appeared and walked from a distance.There were still a hundred or ten steps away, but Wu Yazi just walked a few steps leisurely, and arrived in front of Ding Li and Su Xinghe.

"Master." Su Xinghe saluted Wu Yazi respectfully, and got a gentle "Mm" from Wu Yazi.

Looking at the master and apprentice in front of him, Ding Li immediately knew that another catastrophe was imminent for him!

Countless thoughts flashed through Ding Li's mind in an instant, but none of them seemed to be able to help him get out of the current situation.In other words, it seems that so far, apart from praying to God that his luck is good enough, there is nothing that can save him - he can't beat him, he can't escape, and if he is accused of seducing his wife, he will surely die!

Until now, Ding Li has not realized that his background has been fully guessed by others, and he thought that it was only because Ding Chunqiu's bad things were exposed that Wu Yazi chased him!

"Take it away!" Wu Yazi glanced at Ding Li, then at the direction Xiao Feng left, turned around and left.

And following his orders, two men who were dressed similarly to the servants in the Xiaoyao faction where Ding Li lived before jumped out of nowhere, set up Ding Li, and walked towards Wu Yazi who was leaving. direction.

Su Xinghe was a little worried, but he was relieved.Master terminated Ding Li without showing his face. According to his estimation, Ding Li's life should be safe.

In fact, just as Su Xinghe expected, after Ding Li was brought back by two outside disciples of the Xiaoyao Sect—he only learned about it later—he was thrown into a yard instead of being punished or beaten. .Apart from not being able to leave the courtyard, Wu Yazi didn't eat or drink less, and he didn't tamper with his diet.

After a few days of this kind of life, Ding Li felt relieved and began to live at his own pace.Get up early to do a set of military boxing in the yard, and then practice Ding Chunqiu's martial arts based on body memory—although it is a bit bumpy and not smooth, but Ding Chunqiu's original talent can't be wasted, can't he?

After doing some activities, it's time for breakfast.Ding Li felt that he would never tire of eating the three meat and three vegetarian side dishes, served with top-quality japonica rice porridge and steamed buns.In the morning, you can go to the yard and look at the sky to pass the time. After lunch, you can digest your food and do some activities before dinner.Half an hour after dinner, repeat the content of the morning exercise, and then go to bed.

This kind of life of eating and waiting to die is simply like raising pigs.Unlike Ding Li's self-regulation ability, Wu Yazi is getting more and more angry with Ding Li.

So, one morning, while Ding Li was still holding a bun in his mouth, he was summoned by Wu Yazi.

Wu Yazi put Ding Li under house arrest, originally to break Ding Li's psychological defense.This is the same as in the story, because the second boot did not fall for a long time, so I couldn't fall asleep because of my uneasy heart. What I want is to have the effect of psychological torture.

But how did he know that not long ago, Ding Li was still living a precarious life where he might die at any time?Ding Li dreamed of such a peaceful and comfortable life!

When Ding Li came in front of Wu Yazi, the corners of his mouth were still greasy, which made Wu Yazi even more angry.But years of self-restraint and city government still made him calmly pick up the tea bowl in front of him and take a sip of tea, without showing it at all.

Ding Li was also broken now, and before Wu Yazi could open his mouth, he spontaneously walked around in large numbers, trying to find a place to sit.Unfortunately, the only chair in the room was under Wu Yazi's buttocks, Ding Li really didn't have the guts to grab the chair with Wu Yazi to play - that would be desperate!

The two people in the room seemed to be competing, and neither of them spoke, as if whoever spoke first would lose.

At first, Wu Yazi was still a little angry, but the silence became longer and longer. Seeing that the sun was approaching noon, Wu Yazi calmed down: What kind of anger is this?Isn't it already planned?

So Wu Yazi put down the tea bowl, looked at Ding Li who had already started to wander, and said, "Kneel down and kowtow."

Ding Li's reaction was several beats slower before he let out a voice with a dazed face: "Huh?"

"Kowtow nine times, you will be a disciple of my Xiaoyao Sect from now on." Wu Yazi's voice didn't fluctuate at all.

God turning!

What is God's turning point?This is called!The bewildered expression on Ding Li's face tended to widen. He didn't understand how he went from the dead end of "maybe you will be neng to death" to the broad road of "not only will you not die, but someone will take you as an apprentice" !

"You don't want to?" Wu Yazi's voice was a little undulating this time.

Ding Li quickly shook his head, expressing that he was not unwilling.After shaking his head, he felt that his movement of shaking his head might be ambiguous, so he quickly nodded again.After nodding his head, Ding Li also felt that something was wrong. He simply put aside his psychological barriers, knelt down and respectfully kowtowed nine times: "Disciple pays homage to Master!"

"Well, get up." Wu Yazi nodded, his voice softened a little. "What's your name? How old are you?"

"Ding Li! My name is Ding Li! I'm 26 this year!" Ding Li's heart is now like 25 little mice, scratching his heart with his claws!He was really curious why Wu Yazi would suddenly accept him as an apprentice!

Wu Yazi glanced at Ding Li, guessed what Ding Li was thinking, and said lightly, "My school is named Xiaoyao, do you understand?"

understand what?Ding Li didn't understand at all!Why do you want to stop talking?Ding Li, who didn't understand Wu Yazi's implicit explanation at all, still looked dazed, as if he was sleepwalking.

"Your roots belong to Ding Chunqiu, so it's not bad. Mind..." Wu Yazi didn't finish, but the unfinished meaning in the words was already obvious.

After Su Xinghe heard the conversation between the two people in the room, he gently knocked on the door, and only after Wu Yazi heard "Come in" from the room, he opened the door and entered.

"Your senior brother Su Xinghe, you have already met." Wu Yazi raised his finger to Su Xinghe, and said flatly.He paused again, and waited for the newly released senior brothers to bow to each other before speaking: "From now on, you two, remember, you don't have a teacher's wife anymore. When we meet again, you just need to call 'Uncle Master'. Bring her back from Suzhou, and when she is a few years older, she will join my Xiaoyao Sect."

This is... a peaceful divorce with Li Qiushui?Ding Li couldn't help feeling a little admiration for Wu Yazi - divorcing his wife in the Northern Song Dynasty was a historical precedent!

Ding Li felt that he had changed his mind about many things.My new master seems to be very clear about his origin, otherwise he wouldn't have asked questions like "what's his name and how old is it".And what about his senior brother?Recalling carefully, Su Xinghe's behavior and verbal temptations have been traced all along!

He was a little shocked: I thought that the Xiaoyao faction were all logic-dead masters with low EQ, but in fact, they are masters who figured out your background every minute!So, why is such a powerful person so easily plotted against by Ding Chunqiu?And why can't you find a way to kill your enemy after pretending to be deaf and dumb for decades?Li Ju refused to accept it!

When Ding Li dizzily followed Su Xinghe out of the house and out of the yard, he was still in a state of confusion.

Seeing this, Su Xinghe shook his head: "Junior Brother, you don't have to think too much, you just need to know that since Master accepts you as a disciple, he just treats you as one of his own. And Master, he has always been the best at defending his own people!"

Ding Li was silent for a while, feeling that Su Xinghe's words were very reasonable, and immediately threw aside all those unreasonable, irreversible, messy and unreasonable guesses.He only needs to know that he has been blessed by misfortune, not only escaped from the filth of his original body Ding Chunqiu, but even put his own identity beyond the clear path!

He, Ding Li, can continue to live in an open and aboveboard manner.

Ding Li and Su Xinghe walked further and further away, but Wu Yazi in the room picked up the bottomed teacup and was lost in thought.After a long time, he murmured to himself: "Could it be that there are ghosts and gods in this world? Then Master..."

The master Wu Yazi spoke of was Xiaoyaozi, the founder of Xiaoyao Sect, the master of him, his master sister Tong Piaoyun, and junior sister Li Qiushui.

According to Xiaoyaozi's recollection when he told Wuyazi about ancient times, when he was young, he was just a scholar.After an adventure, he learned martial arts.He even comprehended the heaven and the earth from the ten thousand volumes of Taoism, and created several unique exercises of the Xiaoyao School.

When Xiaoyaozi died, Wuyazi was not able to inherit Xiaoyaozi's skills well, so that almost all of the skills of nearly a hundred years were dissipated, only one out of ten remained, which only played a role in broadening Wuyazi's meridians Effect.

This can be said to be a great regret in Wu Yazi's life.But Wu Yazi is not fascinated by the memory of this incident at this moment, he is dazed because he thought of the last words that his master said before he died about the endless martial arts and breaking the law can lead to immortality.

There is no end to martial arts, this sentence Wu Yazi understands, martial arts, there is only relative victory.With every stage of progress, the next more profound level will be revealed.When the master passed away that year, he had already reached the legendary innate late stage.But because of the bottleneck, he was trapped in this stage for decades, and he failed to break through until the end of his life.

Wu Yazi is very clear about how amazing and talented his master is.Also because of this, he didn't feel at all that he might surpass Master Xiaoyaozi and reach a higher level than innate.

But even though he clearly knew this, he still couldn't help being curious.He even sometimes wondered subconsciously, does "breaking the law can lead to immortality" mean that when martial arts reach a certain level, one can become immortal and live the same life as heaven and earth?

Looking back at the classics of the Xiaoyao School with this thought in mind, those exercises that make people restrain their blood, look unsuitable, and increase their lifespan seem to confirm that Wu Yazi's idea is correct!