Self-Help Handbook of Strange Flowers to Die [Comprehensive]

Ding Li flicked the corner of his robe and strode to meet the two monks and Taoists. Jiang Cha hurriedly sent someone to Wucheng Bingmasi to call for someone, and then turned around to the backyard to have them collect all the Hunyuan Jindou in the mansion. One close.

The boys covered their noses and complained to Jiang Cha with bitter faces: "Brother Cha, what are you going to do now? Why do you want to use these things?"

"Please don't talk nonsense, just pour some footwashing water into it, mix it well, and carry it out from the corner door to the gate. If those two kidnappers who know magic tricks want to run away later, just pour me in it." Go, bring a broken ladle! Don’t feel bad about all of them! If this matter is done, the uncle will definitely reward you. I invite you to go to the hall to make a good bubble, and then the smell will be gone. ! Don't think it's a shame!"

When Jiang Cha said this, a thoughtful boy came over: "Why don't we get some more black dog blood? The black dog of Ni Er's family is not bad, and its hair is shiny. We don't want that dog's life either." , just cut it on the pad of the center of its foot, how about giving it some more bone and meat in the future?"

Jiang Cha nodded, took out two taels of silver himself, and asked the boy to ask for blood: "Do things well, and don't let people say that people in our house are not authentic."

Here Jiang Cha led a group of boys to think of ways to "destroy demons", and on the other end Ding Li walked to the front yard, and saw a duo of monks and Taoists surrounded by servants holding things.

"Why, you didn't get enough beatings last time, and you're asking for beatings again this time?" Ding Li smiled and stood on the steps under the eaves, and then walked down slowly.The servants surrounding the monk and Taoist voluntarily made way for Ding Li.

"The layman has fallen into a demon, and I'm here to relieve the layman." The Taoist stepped forward and said.They knew that Ding Li's martial arts were extraordinary, and the two of them were only in the realm of transcendence, and they couldn't figure out Ding Li's background. The last time they fought hard, they hurt their bodies. This time they came here to reconcile.

Ding Li shook his head: "What's the matter, the hard ones can't resist the soft ones? Then tell me, how can you solve my troubles?" He waved his hands and told all the servants to go down.Seeing that these two people are still talking nicely now, they still don't know when they will do it again. It's useless for these servants to be around, so they might be holding back.

"Do you know that it is a serious crime to tamper with the fate? Now the layman can change his life and change his life, but even the fate of others is also changed. How do you know that today's consequences will be borne by others. A word of advice to the layman, Don't get meddled in it. There will be no consequences if there is no cause and no effect, but you will be free and happy."

"What if I don't want to? I have already intervened today. If I want to be free, I want to do everything according to my heart. What about the two of you?"

The scarlet-headed monk who had been injured by Ding Li's slap on the chest before took over the conversation, and his tone was quite earnest: "The benefactor's actions have ruined his own karma, but let those who repay their debts go away in vain. Once? My brother and I are only for salvation. Spring and autumn are all self-inflicted. A group of romantic ghosts came to the world to pay off their debts. The benefactor intervening in it will ruin their great opportunity! In the future, they will wait It was a waste of time to return to the fairyland, and I don’t know how much more suffering in practice is necessary to regain the true fruit. Amitabha, the benefactor is blindfolded, thinking that he has relieved their disaster, but it is giving them more. more disasters!"

Ding Li sneered even more when he heard this.If he was an ordinary young man, the scarlet monk's words could really shake Ding Li's mind.It's a pity that Ding Li has experienced the suffering of life and death, and he has also reached the pinnacle of martial arts. He has seen great prosperity and great ruin, and he broke away from that bewitching voice in a flash of his mind.

"I've only heard that people who learn martial arts go down the mountain, but I've never heard of people who are able to put on airs and squat on horseback to travel. That's not letting them practice, it's letting them die!" A group of white paper The flower spirits and monsters in the world were enlightened, and they were fed secret love fruit, filled with sorrow water, and sent to the world to kill their souls. It was basically letting these natural creatures go to the road of death!

"Brother, it seems that the layman can't make sense here, I'd better go back! Go back! Go back!" The lame Taoist was covered in cold sweat by Ding Li's words.Geindingli's words are absolutely correct. The elves and monsters in the Paradise Paradise managed by Jing Huan are indeed all just opening up their wits, and then they are taken out of their souls and put into various booklets. In the blessed land, the soul goes down to the world.

As for the spirits from the next world, nine times out of ten, they will end up spending their aura in the world of mortals. When the human body dies, the souls of the immortals will hardly return to the blessed land!

The two of them were running around in the world, for the time being to let the human bodies entrusted by the elves walk according to the arrangement in the book of instructions, but to get one or two benefits from these purest souls that were naturally nourished, so as to increase their own practice.

Ding Li didn't know these things yet, he only thought that the monk and the Taoist must be left behind today.Seeing that the two of them were about to leave, the steps under their feet moved, not caring how much dirt and mud the monks and Taoists had on their bodies, and stretched out their hands to grab the shoulder bones of the scarlet monk who was closer to him.

The scarlet monk's martial arts cultivation is not as good as Ding Li's, but he still has supernatural powers.Ding Li shot to attack him, his faith trembled, a burst of golden light rose from his body, and his skin was also stained with a dark color, like metal.

Once this kind of golden body method is used, even if the sword is cut on the body, it will not hurt at all.But Ding Li's Beiming magic skill is the Xiaoyao School's township martial arts, which is close to Taoism, and the strength in his hands can divide gold and jade.So Ding Li's last two fingers still dug into the scarlet monk's shoulder bones, immediately causing the scarlet monk to let out a scream, all his mana and supernatural powers dissipated, and he collapsed to the ground.

Ding Li mercilessly cut into the scarlet monk's lute bone again, and pulled the whole piece of bone outward, causing the flesh and blood on the scarlet monk's back to burst apart, making him unable to fight back.All these actions were completed within two breaths, completely denying the lame Taoist who was three steps away a chance to help.

The lame Taoist saw that there was nothing to be done, and Ding Li had a killing intent on his body, so he immediately went outside the door, and he was outside the gate with one step.

"I'm coming!"

Before he could leave, the ladle filled with the evenly stirred turbid matter in the Hunyuan Golden Dou spilled from all directions, drenching him thoroughly.

"Hurry up and get some more! Don't waste it!" The black dog's blood was mixed with a pile of messy things and poured on the lame Taoist again.

Ding Li, who was chasing up from behind, was disgusted enough. Seeing that the leader was ginger tea with a stuffy nose, he shook his head dumbfounded, not knowing what to say.

Wucheng Bingmasi came quite quickly this time, and the lame Taoist arrived just after being drenched in the second wave of filth.It's just that after arriving at the scene, no one really can go up and arrest people empty-handed without mental preparation.

Jiang Cha smiled and gave oilcloth gloves and one-piece aprons to the soldiers of Wucheng Bingmasi, and waited for the people of Wucheng Bingmasi to put them on and have done a good job of psychological training, and then put the same people in the same sitting position. The lame Taoist on the ground slipped up.It's just that I'm still very envious when I see my fellow monk with a bloody scarlet head on his back—bloody blood is fine, at least it's less disgusting than the one I'm holding now!

"Ginger tea." Ding Li watched the soldiers of Wucheng Bingmasi take away the monks and Taoists. After leaving the pungent smell at the main entrance, he looked at the sky and shouted to the ginger tea beside him who took off his gloves and apron. .

Jiang Cha nodded in response, and suddenly felt that his uncle's voice was a little scary.

"Go and clean up the mess at the door!" Ding Li was also surprised, how could Jiang Cha come up with such a disgusting solution?In the end, it really made the lame Taoist honest by mistake.

Could it be that the reincarnation of the five grains and the blood of the black dog can really break the spell?Sure enough, folklore is also based on ah!I just don't know whether it's the excrement or the black dog blood.

When Fang Yang heard about this at night, he was so happy that he fell down: "Oh, you are so interesting! How many years has this kid been with you?"

"Follow the original body for three years, and follow me for three years. This year is almost eighteen!" Ding Li carefully recalled Jiang Cha's resume.

"Tomorrow, I still have to go to the prison of Wucheng Bingmasi and deal with these two. Otherwise, I won't die if I beat the snake. I feel uneasy." Ding Li had done a scene with the monk and Dao during the day, so he understood more or less What is the level of these two people.Although it is not fatal to him, it has the ability to confuse people's hearts.Ding Li was worried that the two would end up in trouble if they didn't cut the grass and roots.

Fang Yang didn't expect Ding Li, who has always been good-natured, to have murderous intentions, so he froze for a moment.But this is a good thing, after all, Ding Li was too soft-tempered in the past - Fang Yang, who had never seen what Ding Li looked like when he was the second master of the Happy School, thought so.

To be honest, Ding Li is still a little angry at being provoked again and again, especially the ability of the provocateur is beyond your imagination.This is different from Jia Shishi and Jia Wang's provocative calculations, because Ding Li can be sure that one day he really gets angry and doesn't want to keep his hands, and these two people will disappear without a sound and without being able to explore the reason. disappear.

And this duo of monks and Taoists is obviously more than one level higher than the Jia family's mother-in-law and daughter-in-law... Although they are not very good at thinking, this is almost the same.

So not long after the second hour, Ding Li took a carriage to Wucheng Bingmasi's cell, and met the imprisoned monk and Taoist duo.

Ding Li lifted out the pipa bone of the scarlet monk with his hand, and his shoulder bones were also shattered.And the lame Taoist also had his luteal bones locked—it wasn't that the cell bosses would split their muscles and bones, but they successfully completed this action with the help of some external tools.

When Ding Li entered the cell, both of them were on the verge of death.But seeing Ding Li, he still struggled immediately, wanting to open his mouth to say something.

"I heard that crimson bead grass has always grown by the Linghe River. Even if there were not so many hands and feet to water it, it must be a matter of time before it will become a spiritual consciousness and escape from a human body. Someone attracted that Crimson Pearl Grass feels that this is a great kindness and must be repaid." Ding Li said to himself, "It was not my child, so I was too lazy to take care of it. But now I don't care about it. Only when the fate of the department is broken is it considered to have a clear mind."

"Ju... layman..." Lame Road opened his mouth, but he didn't know what to say.

Ding Li was impatient to listen to these two, his sleeves drooped, and two ordinary needles landed in his hands. With a flick of his hand, they hit the middle of the eyebrows of the two without leaving even a trace of blood. The two monks and Taoists died.

Hearing that there was no movement inside, the head of the cell at the corner took a look, but watched helplessly as the two monks and Taoists whose lutes were locked hung their heads, and a dim light flashed from their bodies.Then there are two monks and Taoists locked on the chain?It was clearly a half-yellow toad and a dirty duck.

Ding Li was also surprised.It was the first time he had seen this scene in such an old age.But soon he calmed down, and thought to himself: Originally, he thought that the lame Taoist and the monk's lame man were formed because of the five faults and three deficiencies of practitioners, but it turned out to be because of the roots of the two. True form!

"This... this..." It was probably the first time the prison chief saw such a thing, and he lost his mind.

"Don't panic, just report your death. Just don't say anything." Ding Li took out a small gold coin weighing one or two weights from his sleeve pocket as a reward.

The head of the prison took the lead, and felt at ease.It's not like he hasn't done this before, just treat it as the death of two ordinary prisoners, and he won't say anything about it.

On the other side, in the illusory realm, Jing Huan was sleeping on the couch, and suddenly he woke up with a sense of vigilance.She hurriedly went to check the Soul Lamp Fate Book, only to find that the beauty who had been sitting alone in the ancient temple reading the scriptures in the Fate Book had disappeared, and the handwriting of the verdict was also blurred as if fainted by water.

And the soul lamps of the two spirit slaves, monk and Taoist, who were driven by him were also extinguished.

Jing Huan's willow eyebrows stood upright, he pinched his nails and calculated the secret: "Who is it? Have the guts to ruin my practice!"

It's a pity that the secret is hidden, and Jing Huan can't figure out Ding Li's origin at all.And the two monks and Taoists died in the yamen of the capital, covered by the atmosphere of the official family, let alone a low-level fairy like Jing Huan who only lived in a blessed place.

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Ding Li didn't know how Jing Huan was so furious, but when he returned home from Wucheng Bingmasi, he heard another piece of good news.

It turned out that the people Ding Li sent out to look for Zhen Yinglian had gained something: not only Zhen Yinglian was found, but also a gang of kidnappers was knocked down by following the clues, which added another stroke to the prefect of Jinling's political achievements.

"According to my uncle, I escorted Miss Zhen to Zhen Juren's house, she is indeed Zhen Juren's daughter. Now the three of them are reunited, and they said they want to offer the longevity tablet to the uncle and pray for gods and Buddhas to bless him every day." !"

Ding Li nodded to show that he knew, and asked people to go down to the butler to receive the reward, and he didn't care if the Zhen family offered him a memorial tablet for incense.

But turning his head, Ding Li thought about the Lin family.

Patrolling Yan Yushi Lin Hai, that family seems to be sick?Ding Li thought about it with his hands in his hands, and thought of a prescription that can improve his physique by taking it for a long time.How about...someone send it to the Lin family?

It seems that the youngest son of the Lin family will die next year, and then Jia Min dies and Daiyu goes to Beijing?I don't know if it's too late to send it to them now?