Self-Help Handbook of Strange Flowers to Die [Comprehensive]

No matter how many moves are deployed, if you want to change the world, you will always have to bleed.Some of these blood belong to the vested interests of the group, and some are ignorant ordinary people.

Ding Li's first move was a time lag.When Qiao Feng was five or six years old, Ding Li began to arrange for the outside disciples of the Xiaoyao Sect to infiltrate the court.Almost 20 years have passed, and when Qiao Feng and Ding Li returned to Songshan and accompanied Qiao Sanhuai and his wife for more than half a year, they made up their minds. .

Ding Li threw his apprentice to his master and senior brother, and went to Xingxiuhai to stay for five or six years, treating those turbulent things as if they didn't exist, he was deceiving himself very much.

When Feng Asan and Shi Qinglu came to Xingxiu Sea with the mission of their master Su Xinghe, they were just in time for Ding Li to bake honey chicken wings by himself.The scent can be heard from a long distance, making these two people who have lived in the wind and lived in the open for many days salivate.

"You two uncles, this must be Master's interest." The disciple who led the way for the two explained the source of the smell a little awkwardly, fearing that the two uncles would not like it.

"It's okay, the two of us haven't tasted the craftsmanship of Chunqiu Master Uncle for a long time, you go on your own, we can find Master Uncle by ourselves." Feng Asan sent the disciple who led the way, and Shi Qinglu and his junior sister followed the scent and arrived Ding Li came from the courtyard, "Uncle Master is so leisurely!"

"Huh?" Ding Li was still a little surprised to see the two nephews whom he hadn't seen for a long time, but as a landlord, he still had to entertain the two juniors, so he called them over, chatting and grilling.

"Master uncle is hiding in the Western Regions by himself, but we lost our legs because of the little junior brother's affairs!" The little junior brother was naturally referring to Ding Li's apprentice, Qiao Feng.

"What's the situation in Song and Liao now?" Ding Li evaded the important question and changed the subject.

Just as Feng Asan was about to speak, the corner of his robe was pulled off by Shi Qinglu, and he immediately fell silent.Shi Qinglu sighed first before answering: "Our sect has been operating in the Central Plains for more than ten years. If we can't succeed in these five or six years, we will be called the Happy Sect. As for the Liao Kingdom—— The crown prince and the emperor's younger brother are fighting for power, and the emperor is partial to his own son. It is too easy to provoke such two groups of people. Now the younger brother's biological father has controlled most of the national power of Liao, and the younger brother is also standing in the territory of Song Keep your feet on the ground. Although there are a few troublemakers in the middle, there is nothing to worry about. Now, according to your uncle, the capital city has been selected near Youzhou and named Beiping."

"The capital city has been chosen? It's already decided, why do you still have this expression?" Ding Li asked.

Shi Qinglu hesitated to speak, and waited for Ding Li to die in a hurry before explaining: "It's just that my junior brother feels that I have committed too many murders in the past few years, and I am very depressed. I seem to have gone crazy not long ago. If not Grandmaster happens to be here, I'm afraid..."

Before Shi Qinglu finished speaking, Ding Li could guess a thing or two: Is it fun to practice martial arts and go crazy?It takes a long time to take care of the light ones, and the heavy ones might die on the spot!

"Master and master both said that my younger brother is a heart demon, and a heart demon is like a heart disease, and he needs heart medicine to heal it. I secretly think that my younger brother listens to your uncle the most. You can go back to the Central Plains to persuade my younger brother. good?"

"Is it really that serious?"

"Ah."

"Oh, don't worry!" Ding Li sighed, "Get a good night's rest first, and we will set off for the Central Plains tomorrow morning."

After Ding Li left, Feng Asan looked at his junior sister Shi Qinglu strangely: "When did little junior brother go mad?"

Shi Qinglu took a gentle look at the senior brother who hadn't turned the corner yet, but didn't answer.

"All the emperors of the Song Kingdom have abdicated, why did my junior brother go mad?" Feng Asan asked again.

Shi Qinglu shook her head: "Brother, don't worry about it." My senior brother didn't grow this string.According to my uncle, Feng Asan is a technical geek with a very low EQ and a disability of level nine. His natural skills completely swallowed up his other skill points!

Feng Asan was also obedient, so he stopped asking if Shi Qinglu didn't say anything, went out of Ding Li's yard to find disciples to arrange a residence for the siblings, and then went to rest on his own.

As for Ding Li, after Feng Asan and Shi Qinglu left, he smiled and shook his head.His two nephews all forgot that he has extraordinary hearing, even if they whispered in the yard, he could hear them clearly.

Counting with his fingers, his physical age is also 70 years old, and his mental age is also over half a hundred.No matter how miraculous the Beiming Divine Art is, the hair on his sideburns has begun to turn white, and the corners of his eyes are also marked by the erosion of time.

Sometimes when dreaming back at midnight, Ding Li would still think of the precarious and fearful three years of the last days in his previous life.But compared to the days that can be called peaceful and peaceful today, he is very hypocritical and wants to thank the sky.

Speaking of which, in the original book, his apprentice actually had the intention of retiring in the end.It's just that even so, I still have compassion for the world in my heart, and died in order to quell the dispute between Song and Liao.But so what if he sacrificed his life like this?Outside Yanmen Pass, many Khitan and Han people die every year.And after many years, the Jurchen will rise, and the Central Plains will have another sword.

"I don't know whether what I did was good or not?" Ding Li muttered, and then thought about it like an ostrich and put the matter behind him.

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With the establishment of the new dynasty, some of the personnel that the Xiaoyao Sect had let go in the past settled down in the secular world, and some gradually returned to the monastery.It was just a part of this secular world, but it caused a big change.

Tianshan Child Elder, as the master of the Vulture Palace and the elder sister of the Xiaoyao School, saw someone in the sect making a move to stir up the world, so she sent people from the Nine Heavens and Nine Departments to help when she was bored.These staff, without exception, are all women.

Although Cheng-Zhu Confucianism in the Central Plains has not yet emerged, the fact that women are in charge and even allowed to be officials in the court by the new emperor has indeed challenged the people's outlook on life.

When Ding Li arrived in the capital, he caught up with a group of scholars who came to petition, shouting things like "the rooster wakes up the morning", and blasphemy in the restaurants in Peking.

"The construction of this capital is really fast!" Ding Li looked at the bustling and bustling Beiping City, but he couldn't see any trace of a new capital here.

"Thanks to Uncle! If it weren't for the construction method you taught, which was slightly improved by the disciples, after more than ten years, it would not be difficult to build high-rise buildings on the ground." Although the outer city is not yet a rule, but The inner city has already seen its first signs of prosperity.

"I just came up with an idea." Ding Li, who knew a little bit about all kinds of things but was not professional at all, rubbed his nose and laughed dryly, not daring to admit the credit.

According to the original historical laws, Beiping City should have been built in the Ming Dynasty, and it took countless manpower and material resources to build the Eight-Armed Nezha City.But here, the pattern has changed.Ding Liyu didn't know how to create a team. Hearing Shi Qinglu's introduction all the way, he could only pander to it. In fact, he didn't know these details at all.

Ding Li was not angry after hearing such "high-spirited talk" in the restaurant, and followed Shi Qinglu to a hearty meal before heading to the palace.It's just that before reaching the palace gate, Qiao Feng who hurried over greeted him.

"Master!" Seeing Ding Li, Qiao Feng felt quite aggrieved.Ever since he was 16 years old and wandered the rivers and lakes, he and his master get together less often and stay far apart most of the time.Although I know that everything is fine with Master, I still miss him in my heart.

Today's Qiao Feng has also grown a beard, and he has a lot of military spirit.Ding Li sighed with emotion at the change of his apprentice, and felt guilty again, and found the topic with a dry smile: "Have all these years been going smoothly?"

Qiao Feng helped Ding Li to walk into the palace with a humble attitude: "Everything is going well. My disciple's vision was too small in the early years, and I didn't realize it until I was awakened by the master. With the support of my brothers and sisters these years, Of course, nothing is going wrong. You are right, Master." The Xiaoyao faction can be regarded as a group of people who have mastered the most advanced power in the world. If it doesn't go well, then he is not a fool?

From Ding Li's performance, Shi Qinglu guessed that the excuse she had made for being obsessed with demons and demons had been seen through, so she didn't talk too much at the moment, and said goodbye to senior brother Feng Asan and left.

When the two of them were far away, Ding Li continued, "You asked me to come here as a teacher, what's the matter?"

Qiao Feng showed a somewhat shy expression, blushing: "Firstly, the apprentice really misses the master, and secondly... the apprentice now has someone to marry, and I want the master to meet him." Having said that, Qiao Feng He became serious again, "This girl's name is A Zhu, and she originally belonged to the Murong family who wanted to take advantage of the chaos, but her biological father is actually the Prince of Zhennan in Dali."

Ding Li's heart was not disturbed, and he still wanted to laugh: what kind of wonderful marriage is this, which can still make Qiao Feng and A'Zhu's red thread stay together when the original work is messed up by him!

"As long as you like it." Ding Li was optimistic about the marriage between his apprentice and Ah Zhu. "You said before that Murong's family took advantage of the chaos to revolt, how is it now?"

"Not much. You're like a clown, it's not worth Master's worry." Qiao Feng had a strong dislike for the Murong family because of his biological mother. If it wasn't for A'Zhu's affection for the Murong family, even Murong Fu might not be alive now. Yes, "the master said back then that when he met the four retainers of Murong's family, he wanted to keep their arms and legs. The apprentice obeyed the master's order and it has been fulfilled. Ye Erniang, who was forced out of the Central Plains by the master, also joined the other three not long ago. The big villain accepts and accepts, and Xixia's surrender is not far away."

"Feng'er... have you ever blamed the teacher for leading you down such a road?" Ding Li saw Qiao Feng's proud expression when he spoke, and he was relieved and at the same time sighed. After all, the hero Xiao in the original book would never appear again. up. "Conquering the world is difficult, and defending the world is even more difficult. What's more, besides Xixia, there are grasslands and Tibetans. I'm afraid you will have more hard times!"

Qiao Feng smiled and shook his head: "A good man has ambitions everywhere! Master, I can only thank you for taking me as an apprentice and giving me the opportunity to realize my ambitions, otherwise I'm just a farmer in the countryside now! "

Qiao Feng helped Ding Li into the magnificent main hall of the imperial palace with some elegant and elegant traces of the carefree style: "I, Qiao Feng, will live up to my life. If I can't make some good fortune, I will not let down my good man's body? Master, just wait and see, The apprentice must create a prosperous world, so that there will be no poor, helpless, begging and helpless people in the world."

Although Ding Li is proud of his apprentice's bold words and lofty ambitions, his focus is always a bit skewed: there are no begging and helpless people, this sentence is so targeted!

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Qiao Feng still kept his word, established the country as Hua, and was a good emperor in his lifetime. Because of the influence of his teacher, he supported women in politics and devoted himself to strengthening the country and enriching the people.Later, the beggar gang really became a symbol that only existed in history.

Although the new head of the Xiaoyao Sect came from Song Ting's family, but because he was closer to the sect since childhood, and the entanglement between his father's family and Song Ting, naturally he would not favor Song Ting.After his nephew Qiao Feng became famous, the master gradually returned to the mountain, and the friendship between the two parties was also preserved.

Qiao Sanhuai, his wife and Xiao Yuanshan were respected by Qiao Feng as elders, and these three elders of Qiao Feng devoted themselves to pampering their grandchildren after A Zhu conceived and gave birth.Even Xiao Yuanshan, who was extreme back then, has dissipated all the hostility from his body, like an ordinary old man, he has long since ignored Xuanci who is still hiding in Shaolin and dying.

Oh, right.Because Qiao Feng lived at the foot of Songshan Mountain when he was a child, and saw with his own eyes the tenants of Shaolin Temple selling their sons and daughters because they couldn’t afford to pay extra, and he had a bad impression of monks, so since then, there have been no monks or priests in the world who don’t pay taxes. Get used to them.

Ding Li was [-] years old when he passed away. At that time, his master Wu Yazi was still alive and well. I heard that his uncle is also alive and well!

I can really live!Ding Li complained in his heart, swallowed his last breath under the watchful eyes of his masters, brothers, nephews and Qiao Feng, who has now abdicated, closed his eyes and fell into the black sweetness as if falling asleep.

However, before he could react, he was slapped and slapped, and then he heard a middle-aged man shout angrily: "You still don't admit it! Don't you go around to ruin your sister's reputation?"

This is... Cantonese?