Self-Help Handbook of Strange Flowers to Die [Comprehensive]

"Crafter!" Ding Li, who was holding the explosives and killing the zombies one second, saw a handsome man slapping him, and there was no chance of avoiding it.Seeing that the palm was about to hit him, a woman in white jumped out and took the man's palm aside.

"Senior Brother!" The woman's voice sounded like a cry, "What's the use of you killing Ding Chunqiu? You don't look at the jade statue every day, how do you remember that I am your wife? How do you remember Ah?" Luo is your daughter?"

Ding Li is not an idiot, from the conversation between these two people, he immediately caught the key words - Ding Chunqiu, Yuxiang, Ah Luo.So, he is dressed as Ding Chunqiu?And these two people are Li Qiushui and Wu Yazi?Is he at the scene of rape?Wu Yazi is about to become disabled because of falling off a cliff?

Just when Ding Li was dazed because he had become a villain in a novel, the two couples who fought better than they danced finally decided the winner—Li Qiushui knew that his martial arts were not as good as Wu Yazi, Never hold back a move or a move; but because of Li Qiushui's words, Wu Yazi was thinking of the relationship between husband and wife, but he gave in everywhere.

It was because of this coercion that Wu Yazi immediately retreated to the edge of the cliff.Then, Li Qiushui's white rainbow palm hit Wu Yazi from the side.Wu Yazi tilted his body in astonishment, and fell towards the cliff where he couldn't see the bottom.

At this moment, Ding Li immediately made a decision of "become a bitch and erect the archway", and jumped down after Wu Yazi!Before going down, he didn't forget to hold on to the vines growing on the edge of the cliff, lest he really be crushed to pieces.

Fortunately, Ding Li reacted quickly and immediately grabbed Wu Yazi.It's just that Ding Li, who still can't skillfully control the force in Ding Chunqiu's body, dragged a big living person in mid-air, and it was a bit difficult.

His face was flushed from holding back, and he didn't care about the cane wrapped around his arm so that his arm was already strangled.In order to avoid the fate of a bad death in the future, Ding Li must persevere!

"The villain! You!"

"Don't... talk... words! I... can't hold on anymore!" Ding Li held Wu Yazi, holding his breath until now.As a result of speaking, the arm wrapped in rattan was directly pulled out of its dislocation, and the hand that was holding Wu Yazi lost all strength, and almost let go.

Seeing that both of them would surely die in this stalemate, Wu Yazi, who was still angry and sad in his heart, immediately used his kung fu to break the stagnant internal force circulation caused by Bai Hong's palm force, and grabbed Ding Chunqiu's wrist with his backhand, The tenacity of the rattan swayed in the air, and they pulled Ding Li back to the cliff.

But at this moment, Li Qiushui was no longer on the cliff.

Ding Li lay on the ground pretending to be a dead dog, and his brain started to work.

"Dragon Babu" is a film and television drama adapted from martial arts novels that has been remade countless times.The Xiaoyao faction almost runs through the whole time, its figure is everywhere, and almost any character who appears on the stage can have something to do with the Xiaoyao faction.

Ding Chunqiu, who is the villain, is no exception.

Ding Chunqiu, the legendary villain, was full of immortality when he first appeared on the stage, just like an old god, and his martial arts looked good.It's a pity that in the end, the fateful protagonists who were empowered by the protagonist's halo gradually overtook them, and finally died under the life and death talisman passed to Xu Zhu by the master sister of the Xiaoyao School.That feeling, just as an audience, made Ding Li feel sour, let alone as him.

Like almost all the villains, Ding Chunqiu has been trying to die all his life.With a spirit of "as long as you don't die, you will die", he is brave and fearless, and practice what is called "do not die, you will not die".

Looking at his life, it can be called a model of death——

As one of the only three-generation disciples of the Xiaoyao Sect, my uncle, master, and uncle (mother) are all masters who beat the world!Shouldn't we study hard at this time and make progress every day?What a rare learning opportunity this is!

But Ding Chunqiu did not.Not only did he not earnestly complete the homework assigned by the master, but he also took heresy ways to get high marks.Finding that heresy is not very easy to use, so she cheated with her teacher, and finally hooked up with her!What kind of weird person would do such a thing!

Well, since he has already taken a step out of morality, there is nothing wrong with continuing to hug the teacher's thigh.The problem is that Ding Chunqiu is a wonder!How dare you show off such a shameful thing to your elder brother!

Who is the big brother?That's a fan of Master Wu Yazi!Naturally, Wu Yazi knew everything and said everything without saying anything!And who is Wu Yazi?I don't know why, but I feel ashamed of Li Qiushui, killing more than a dozen faces of Li Qiushui is a peerless master who doesn't hurt Li Qiushui at all!

Ding Chunqiu's fate here is basically predictable.

But obviously, God just likes to arrange all kinds of magical drama conflicts in the fucking life.So in the end, this master-student confrontation with obvious results ended with Wu Yazi falling off the cliff!

Originally, when the matter had reached this stage, Ding Chunqiu could be regarded as put to death and then reborn.But there is a small problem - he didn't clean the end and the end!Wu Yazi fell off the cliff, but he didn't die!Although he had been paralyzed for decades, he was finally saved by Su Xinghe.

And Ding Chunqiu himself, as if his head was squeezed by the door, made a wonderful agreement of "I won't trouble you if you don't speak", without any awareness of potential safety hazards at all!It's just looking for death!

Even so, at this time, Ding Chunqiu, who has obtained the Xingxiu Sea of ​​the Xiaoyao Sect's Western Region Dojo, can actually be rescued—honestly practice his poisonous kung fu and transformation kung fu, and the founding of the school is not in vain. .

But he just doesn't!It’s okay to take in a bunch of apprentices who don’t even have any vision at all, but it’s hard to see that the apprentice has a heart, and it’s not until his practice props are stolen that he rushes out those eyes who are also not very good. The apprentice went out to look for it.Then, this group of people gave him all kinds of monsters, driving Ding Chunqiu's hatred to death!

Knowing that other than Poisoning Gong and Hua Gong Dafa, his martial arts are not top-notch at all, seeing that Xu Zhu, who has inherited Wu Yazi's martial arts for decades, can't be wiped out, he ran away quickly!In the end, I was still very complacent, so I couldn't join in the excitement!In the end, being tortured by the life-and-death talisman, the desire to die is considered to be benevolent and benevolent, and it is not wronged at all!

Such a person who devotes his life to death, if this person is not his future self, Ding Li will definitely say "Thanks for your hard work" with tears in his eyes and full of respect, to express his respect for this fearless and authoritative person. Deep admiration for the spirit of death!

But here comes the problem: the excavator... Uh, the real problem is that this strange creature who has devoted almost all of his life to death is himself!

While lying on the ground pretending to be a dead dog, Ding Li calculated in his heart how lucky he was to be able to get the chance of a new life when he must die!

Although he is now Ding Chunqiu who successfully completed the death-defying achievement of being caught and raped by Wu Yazi with Li Qiushui, at least this is the Northern Song Dynasty!No cannibal zombies here!No!

As for Wu Yazi who was looking at him with complicated eyes now, Ding Li showed a miserable smile: "Master, don't be angry, don't you know how much Master has for you?"

"Shut up!" Wu Yazi didn't expect that his apprentice would dare to speak eloquently at such a time.

"Master, this disciple is from Qufu anyway, so he can't do anything shameless!" Ding Li planned to bite to death that he didn't have a substantive relationship with Li Qiushui.

In fact, Wu Yazi's anger and murderous intent were mostly due to this blow to his self-esteem. Ding Li just jumped off the cliff to save him, and now he is bitten to death with Li Qiushui. Li Qiushui retorted, Ding Li could also say that it was Li Qiushui's intentional anger out of love and resentment!

As for the dozen or so noodle heads that Li Qiushui raised before—Ding Li now uses himself as a proof to deduce that Li Qiushui has never lost his integrity, and then in turn, no matter whether those people have shared the joy of fish and water with Li Qiushui, they can't It proves that Ding Li also did the same shameless thing!Even if Ding Li got away with this matter!

"Then why did you say some specious things in front of your senior brother?" Wu Yazi hoped from the bottom of his heart that what Ding Li said was true.Otherwise, if Ding Chunqiu had really done this shameful thing, he wouldn't have been shocked to hide when he slapped him just now, and he wouldn't have jumped off the cliff to kill himself when his breath was stagnant.So Wu Yazi believed [-]% of what Ding Li said.

"Senior brother is so funny!" Ding Li showed a dumbfounding expression, "I just want to see how the senior brother changed his face, and the teacher's wife is indeed very close to the disciple!"

Wu Yazi's anger is still there, but the killing intent in his heart has long since dissipated.He glanced at Ding Chunqiu, whose arms were both disfigured, and frowned: "Go down the mountain to find your senior brother! You are ignorant and disrespectful! If your senior brother doesn't forgive you, you will stay by Xinghe's side to do odd jobs." Bar!"

After finishing speaking, Wu Yazi, who was still angry, turned and left, leaving only Ding Li sitting on the edge of the cliff.

The mountain wind blew upwards along the cliffs, making Ding Li, who was covered in cold sweat, tremble.But he was still relieved - he survived!

The Xiaoyao faction is indeed the Xiaoyao faction, from the head to the elders to the apprentices, everyone is so unusual!Kill whoever you say you want to kill, even if it is your own apprentice and husband!

Feeling so emotional, Ding Li continued to lie on the ground and pretended to be dead.There is no way, the adrenaline surge just now passed, his legs and feet are soft now, he can't even stand up, he doesn't know how to ask for forgiveness according to what Wu Yazi said, "go down the mountain to find your brother by yourself".

However, Ding Li didn't stay alone on the cliff for a long time.

About ten minutes later, Su Xinghe, who was nearly thirty years old, came quickly with his apprentice Xue Muhua.The first thing I said when I saw Ding Li was to curse: "You surly boy, you can't die making jokes about Master and Mistress! If you really lost your life because of a joke, have you ever thought about Master and Senior Brother?"

Then there was Xue Muhua who was still standing beside him in a daze: "Hurry up and show your uncle!"