It is said that Shizun is a devil

Chapter 8 This Apprentice Is Rich

Although cultivators do not need to sleep, but Ping Bofeng’s purpose is to follow the nature of the Tao, follow the original principles, and be born as human beings, who should eat and sleep. Cultivators do not want to distinguish the two worlds from ordinary people, but only for the sake of their hearts. wish.Therefore, although this peak is very careful in selecting disciples' qualifications, cultivating disciples' self-denial, and searching for disciples' exercises, they just can't carry it forward. It is really unnecessary trifles in the eyes of cultivators such as sleeping and eating take up too much time. .

Han Jin also asked before, why do you need to cultivate immortals to live like a mortal?

Han Jing asked, what kind of interest do you want to achieve in cultivating immortals?I cultivate immortality as a teacher, not for longevity, not for overpowering all beings, not for bullying the weak, not for flattery, but just because of what I like in my heart. Being different is not about getting on the fairy road early, but about being in a better mood and being a healthier and happier person.Born as a mortal, even if I step into the immortal path, I am still the son of a mortal, with a mortal body. Immortal cultivation is my happiness and joy. If it becomes a burden, it will lose its interest.However, everyone has different pursuits. Being a teacher is a person who has no great prospects. He just wants to live happily.You don't have to be the same as a teacher.As long as you believe what you want in your heart and you feel happy, being a teacher will not force you to adapt to the lifestyle of being a teacher.Jin Er, what do you think is the happiest thing and the dream you want the most?

Xiaohan Jin thought for a while, and smiled with his face up. Jin Er thinks that now is the happiest day. Jin Er most wants to be with Master for the rest of his life. Oh, Jin Er's goal has been achieved.

Later, Han Jin discovered that being with Han Jing for a lifetime was not an easy task.

Happiness is indeed short-lived.Dreams that are easily achieved are always extremely difficult to guard, and there is no room for laziness.

"Master, what are you having for lunch?" Han Jin pretended to be casually sitting next to Han Jing, pulled the beast with its paws tightly hooked on Han Jing's clothes, and threw it aside, asking with a smile.

The divine beast was about to crawl back angrily, Han Jin moved his outer hand slightly, the divine beast rolled its eyes, and crushed Han Jin's small barrier, and took small steps to climb up Han Jing's legs. Near the futon Han Jing was meditating on, he was hit by a futon.

Han Jing was still thinking about what to eat, when Han Jin said in surprise: "Oh, Elder You is going to practice. Master, let's not disturb Elder You's cultivation, let's go out and eat. I heard that the spicy duck feet in the restaurant under the mountain are made It’s full of strength and very delicious.”

Han Jing lowered his head and saw You Linshui's two white curly sheep's paws resting on the futon. Looking at Han Jin's serious expression and his small blue eyes, he stood up and said, "Okay, okay, then don't bother the little white sheep." Practiced."

Han Jin looked back at the little white sheep with "Master can't tell whether you are angry or serious", and got up happily: "Then let's go, the food is very delicious, if you go late There are no seats left."

Although Han Jing's requirements for appearance are a bit strange, the other party will ignore his answers when he turns into a human form, but the little white sheep who keeps his original shape can still speak!Don't be too simple to express the idea of ​​going together, it is so cute, how could Han Jing refuse!

But just as he was about to open his mouth, that nasty Han Jin started to release the barrier again. Little Aries, who had worked so hard to remove the barrier, only heard Han Jing say, "Then practice hard, let's have dinner together" and left.

Hey, hey, after you didn't graduate from Spirit Beast, you haven't graduated from enchantment, right? ! !There are so many aura fluctuations, feel, no, come, do you? !It is also a disgrace to the beast to meet such a scumbag master.If it weren't for the heart demon vow "If someone saves me, I will accept the Lord" when I was about to die, which kind of beast would rush to this stupid mountain!

There are only two people in total!Not even a little demon to summon!Too shabby!

And Han Jing didn't intend to take the initiative to accept God's favor at all. Could it be that you let yourself be a beast to ask others if you lack God's favor? !Too cheap!

Forget it, go to bed first, such a master and such a master's apprentice, it's too bad!

But fortunately, You Linshui still has the reserve of a divine beast, otherwise, if he was bound by Jia Hanjing, his soul would probably be wiped out by now.No matter how graceful and crazily You Linshui complained, the master and apprentice ate their meal on time.

The small town at the foot of the mountain is mostly mortals. Unlike most monks who do not eat human fireworks and a few monks who practice cooking, mortals pursue word-of-mouth, and there is nothing to say about service attitude and food quality.The master and the apprentice drank some wine and gnawed on the duck's feet. They were gentle and heroic, but they also had a good time.Fearing that he would encounter a big mouth, Han Jin specially asked for a private room, and set up a silence barrier, so that no matter how loud the outside gossip was, the master and apprentice in the room could not be disturbed at all.

Seeing that the duck palm bones in Han Jing's hand had been saved up on a plate, Han Jin was in an indescribably good mood, and felt that the time was so far away that it was not as good as it is now: "If Master likes it, we can buy a few hundred more when we leave, and take it back slowly. eat."

Han Jing's pink and tender lips turned red after eating, and he looked up at Han Jin and nodded frantically: "Buy, buy, buy." Very rich!

Han Jin glanced at Han Jing's glossy lips, his heart jumped violently, and his throat was a little tight, maybe it's spicy, this duck's feet is indeed very spicy, and it's spicy enough: "Master, The roast duck here is also delicious, the skin is crispy but not greasy, the meat is fresh but not fishy, ​​can Master still eat it?"

If you want to talk about why cultivation is so popular, you can even control your stomach, Han Jing nodded repeatedly, with a reserved face: "Then try it."

When returning to the mountain, Han Jing gnawed on the duck's paw.

Han Jin felt that the [-] duck paws packed did not need to be put into the Qiankun bag at all, the master could eat them all at night!

As the saying goes, a penny beats a hero, and Han Jin felt that he would soon be reduced to that point.

After seeing the little white sheep also quickly bowed down to the delicious spicy duck feet, Han Jin decided to drive this annoying beast away!immediately!Raising one is happiness, but having a gift is disaster!

Han Jin turned to Han Jing with a face of worrying about the country and the people, and turned to the little white sheep with a threatening face, switching freely: "Master, Elder You is the guest elder of the Painting Pavilion, it's not good to stay with us all the time, right?" , I am afraid that there may be some misunderstandings in the painting pavilion."

The little white sheep's mouth was red hot, and he rolled his eyes at Han Jin. This kid has two faces, but it's too hot, and he can't speak easily: "No...it's okay...I told the pavilion master ..."

The heart demon swears that it is no small matter, the owner of the painting pavilion can't wait to send the silk bow tied on Yu Linshui to Han Jing, every time he thinks of it, he has to secretly wipe his tears a few times, for fear that Han Jing's heart will be too cruel, and he will abuse small animals, such as You Linshui. The big demon in the room is simply the best choice for Han Jing, who is said to be searching for furnaces everywhere for cultivation.

Every time she cried, You Linshui would worry about it. Although the owner of the pavilion, as a nine-tailed celestial fox, did not know why he had to take on the image of an aunt, this image was indeed in line with her aunt's personality. It's a mandarin duck and a man, but this time the worry is really not sentimental.He clearly remembered that the person who saved him had bright eyes, was full of aura, loved small animals, and was kind and generous. He clearly thought that he was an ordinary little white sheep, but he was willing to give up a lot of panacea and just dug it out and brought it with him. The sun-blossoming fruit of the fresh soil, why has it become like this now?Is there some misunderstanding?

But it really wasn't a misunderstanding. You Linshui, who had seen so many little demons hooking up people, knew he had been hooked up as soon as they met. The roof was lifted by the benefactor's apprentice.At that time, the benefactor was not the same as when we first met. The benefactor at the first meeting had a gentle temperament, full of water, rosy skin, long hair flowing like water lines, and appearance like a panicked day, which made the light-loving Beast unconscious. I feel good about you.The benefactor who seduced him looked like he was dying, with gloomy eyes, sallow complexion, ten fingers like hooks, and a thin body, like a piece of shriveled human skin wrapped around bones, which disgusted the light-destroying beast.But Seizing Light Beast didn't think too much about seizing the house. After all, it is rare to succeed in seizing the house, and secondly, to seize the house of a monk in the Nascent Soul Stage, at least the cultivation base of the Tribulation Stage is required. Someone died in 300 years, and the same disciples of the three benefactors did not notice the difference, so the person should still be the same person, but changed by time.

Little Aries, who was not deeply hurt, is only glad that he didn't have time to sacrifice himself at that time. By the way, he sighed that his real benefactor was a scumbag, and he didn't feel too deeply about the rumors that he had never experienced.

Han Jin didn't think so.

Han Jin just thinks that the current master is so nice and cute!Be sure to hold him in the palm of your hand!What the hell is that sheep, it dares to go to Master's side!Shameless!Are you familiar with Master? !If you want to stay, stay, you are the one who was saved, not the one who saved people!

Han Jin was afraid that Han Jing would be shaken, so he quickly added: "Master, the visit of the elders of Huage is a major event for two factions. It is not suitable to live in our Pingbofeng. The place is simple and the hospitality is not good, but it will affect Xiaweizong and Huage. relationship. As Elder You, even if you live for a long time, you should not live in Pingbofeng."

The sect's rules are Han Jing's weakness, Han Jing immediately nodded solemnly: "Jin'er is right, but he neglected the honored guest because of his lack of consideration as a teacher. Elder You, you..."

Before Han Jing uttered the order to evict guests, You Linshui blinked his watery eyes, and asked softly in a sheepish voice, "Benefactor, do you lack a divine beast?"

Mom, what is morality?What is reserve?Hey, how do you pronounce the words "moral integrity" and "reservedness"?What's the meaning?It seems that I have never seen it!The human language teacher must have forgotten to teach it!Certainly!

Han Jing was immediately defeated: "No."

Han Jin suddenly felt a deep sense of crisis, how could the plot of this life-saving grace be so reasonable!There is no flaw at all!Master, you must resist the temptation!

"Hey, I don't have an owner. It's pitiful for a beast to be caught all the time." Now that he decided to be shameless, You Linshui followed through thoroughly, covering his small face with his front paws and crying, "Hey!" A little mythical beast, no parents, and many people trying to catch me, always beaten to the point of losing hair and broken legs, I just want a good master who can protect me, give me a bath, smooth my fur, and feed me sleep well."

As expected, Han Jing touched the lamb with a heartbroken expression: "Poor child, don't cry, don't cry, it's over, if someone dares to catch you and hurt you, I will protect you."

The curly hair on the lamb's face was dry and soft, and the small eyes were shining. He raised his head with emotion, and asked in a childish voice, pretending to be sweet and cute: "Really, master? Someone will bully me in the future." If you want to catch me, if there are monsters laughing at me for not having parents, will you protect me?" It's really naive and very pitiful.

Han Jing was so distressed that she nodded firmly, "Well, I will protect you."

"Master, you are so kind!" The little white sheep plunged headlong into Han Jing's arms, its small paws slightly different from the sheep's were grabbing Han Jing's clothes, it was really clingy.

Han Jing touched the slippery wool, completely satisfied.

Han Jin: "..." Oh!Ah!The hair on your face is dry, where are your tears? !shameless!

Han Jin's hehe is useless at all!With the title of Hanjing's divine beast, You Linshui's curly tail is about to go up to the sky, and she lies in Hanjing's arms openly all day long, in the name of enhancing communication with her master, and she can feel at ease when she is bathed and smoothed, sharing the cold Jing's snacks, commanding Han Jin to do this and that in the name of Han Jing, live a happy life!Facts have proved that the gains from selling integrity are great, and integrity is only valuable if it is sold.

Han Jin euphemistically reminded Han Jing that this guy is a beast that can transform, and Master has seen its transformation, so it's better to keep a distance.

You Linshui said unconvinced: "So what if you can change form? You can also become a dog, how do you feel if you live like a dog all day long? This is my original form, the most comfortable and natural form for me, If it wasn't for you humans, who would be willing to transform into a human form. It's better to be the master, the master doesn't care about my human form, only cares about the most real me, is it the master?"

Han Jing gave a high-pitched "Yes", and felt from the bottom of his heart that what Little White Sheep said was very reasonable, he was really a frank lamb.

Han Jin: "..."

Want to fight... no, want to slaughter sheep!

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