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After Lu Mian woke up from a hangover, her head was still a little dizzy.When she was in college, she drank a lot. Lu Mian boasted that her alcohol capacity was not bad. It might be because of yesterday's atmosphere. Basically, everyone at the wine table handed each other a toast. At the end of the drink, Lu Mian drank it all by herself.

It seems that I am still arguing to find a partner, holding a wine bottle and going straight to it?I can't remember clearly, and my memory is all blank.After fully waking up, Lu Mian got out of bed to look for her mobile phone. The mobile phone was on the bedside table. It contained a lot of information, many of which were useless.

Only one message was sent by Qiao Geng.

Yingying: I will think carefully about what you said just now.

This person speaks without emoji?

No, that's the point?What's up?What did I do last night.

Looking carefully at the time, it was three past five in the morning.

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Lu Mian was so frightened that she immediately walked out of the room. It was already ten o'clock in the morning. When she went out, she saw someone playing with her mobile phone on the sofa, and she was startled by Lu Mian's movement.

"Mr. Lu? Why are you at my house?"

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"I..." Lu Mian felt a headache, "I drank some wine yesterday, why did I come to your house?"

"Oh, it was you who came in the middle of the night last night. I thought it was Brother Er who had lost his love and came looking for my brother." Qiao Xin hid his phone, honestly picked up his homework and pretended to write.

Lu Mian is glad that she didn't lose face in front of her students. She didn't throw away the toiletries she bought temporarily when she lived here. After washing, Lu Mian got herself a glass of water. She sat on the sofa and looked at Qiao Xin while thinking What did I do yesterday.

"Lu Shuai, what's wrong with your neck?" Qiao Xin obviously didn't want to do homework at all. After doing homework, his butt looked like it had grown nails. He went to fetch water, wash his face, and cut his nails. While looking blindly, he saw patches of red on Lu Mian's neck, as if bitten by insects.

"What?" Lu Mian didn't understand anything.

"It's just a patch of red on the neck, is it an allergy? Or was it bitten by a bug?" Qiao Xin pointed to Lu Mian's neck.

Full of doubts, Lu Mian walked to the bathroom and looked in the mirror.

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It's not a mosquito bite, it's not an allergy, it's a little strawberry!Get Sucked By Mouth!After discovering such an incredible thing, Lu Mian was completely stunned. Suddenly he felt that he was indeed a little uncomfortable, and some parts of his body still hurt?

Lu Mian locked the bathroom door, took off her clothes, and carefully observed herself in the mirror, no matter how she looked, it didn't look like nothing happened yesterday.

Suddenly Lu Mian's cell phone rang, the caller was Cheng Dong, and Lu Mian answered tremblingly.

"Hello?" Lu Mian's voice was very guilty.

"Hello? Squad leader, you were too good yesterday!"

"I drank too much yesterday and don't remember anything."

"Hahaha, why are you pretending at this time? Wasn't it amazing yesterday? I didn't expect you to be so gentle at ordinary times, so you are so fierce in your heart!"

"Ah Dong, what did I do yesterday, you brother Lu really don't remember anything."

"What the hell! Don't you remember such a brilliant thing?"

"what?"

"You called your student's parents and scolded him, and asked him to pick you up?"

"What? Who did I call? Didn't Zhang Pin send me home yesterday?"

"Your student's parent, what does your name seem to be Qiao Geng? It was Zhang Pin who sent you off. Your student's parent looks like he came out of a high-end company in a straight suit, but it turned out he took a taxi. Yes, I can't drive, and Zhang Pin and his wife gave you the gift in the end."

Speaking of this, Lu Mian hung up the phone in shame, so what the hell happened!

Lu Mian sat on the toilet lid for a long time, took a few deep breaths, and called Zhang Pin.

There was a lot of noise on the other end of the phone, maybe Zhang Pin had already gone to work.

"Hello?" Zhang Pin's tone was very bad.

"Hey, it's me." Lu Mian said guiltily.

"I know it's you, not you. I won't answer the call at this hour. Are you sober?"

"Hmm... I guess I'm awake, I just want to..." Lu Mian didn't know how to say this.

"Don't tell me that you've been drunk and don't remember what you did last night." Zhang Pin sighed.

"... "

"It's okay, lend me the 100 million, don't worry about paying it back."

"what?"

"I'm teasing you." Zhang Pin smiled. Although the tone was very impatient, at least he wasn't angry with him, so Lu Mian felt relieved.

"Hehe, Brother Pin, don't scare me, I really don't remember what I did last night." Lu Mian was completely speechless, why the more she wants to know, the more nonsense these guys talk about?

"It's nothing, isn't it just arguing to find a partner, and saying that you want all of his men and women. You also insisted on pulling our brothers to be your witnesses, and you want to give it to us during the Chinese New Year class reunion this year. Bring someone here." Zhang Pin suppressed a smile as he spoke.

"That's all?" Lu Mian asked suspiciously.

"Of course, do you have anything else to do? I still have something to do here. If you have nothing to do, I'll hang up." Zhang Pin seemed to be called by someone, and he seemed to be very busy. Lu Mian asked him to do it. Just hung up the phone.

Okay, I got it, I seemed to have done something terrible yesterday, and if I wanted to find out what I had done, I had to call the man who sent me a message. There is an ominous premonition. Could it be that he and Joe have said something serious?

Braving the belief of looking for death, Lu Mian called Qiao Geng's phone, the phone beeped twice, and the person over there answered the phone.

"Hello." A deep voice came over, it was so damn sweet, the voice was so sua.

"Hi, I'm Lu Mian."

"What's the matter?" The other party's voice sounded calm, as if nothing happened last night.

"I had a drink last night."

"Well, I know, you called and asked me to pick you up."

"Ah, really, I'm sorry to trouble you, I didn't delay your business."

"No, the project has just been completed, and I was off work normally yesterday."

"Then did I do anything weird?"

"Yes, you vomited all over me. My last set of clothes was sent to the dry cleaner. Now I can only wear Dong Erduo's clothes."

"Sorry, sorry, I'll pay for the dry cleaning, and if it's not clean, I'll buy you another set."

"it is good."

"What else have I done?"

"Did you forget?" The other party's voice hesitated.

"Hmm..." Lu Mian replied slowly

beep...

The phone is hung up!

What the hell!what does it mean!what happened!You listen to my explanation!I was really drunk yesterday, I don't know anything!Please explain to me, what is the strawberry bitten on my neck!Did I pick up my pants by myself, or was it picked up by someone!

Ten thousand grass and mud horses galloped past Lu Mian, and Lu Mian immediately called Qiao Geng, showing that the phone had been turned off.

Gaming geeks will never let their phones run out of battery.

Joe must have hung up the phone himself.

The rest of the time was long and tormenting. Lu Mian was at Qiao Geng’s house, and when it was time to make dinner, Rainbow called himself and asked what happened to Lu Mian and Qiao Geng. Qiao Geng said that there are guests at home today. Cook more meals, why not call you directly.Lu Mian nonsense said that her phone had just been turned off, probably because she didn't answer her call.

At night, Lu Mian was on the sofa staring at Qiao Xin who was furiously catching up on homework at the last moment. When she heard the knock on the door, Lu Mian was startled and rushed to open the door, but it was Dong Erduo who came back.

"Why are you?" Lu Mian asked him subconsciously.

"What's the matter? I can't come to my friend's house for dinner yet? I just broke up with my girlfriend and I'm in a bad mood." Dong Erduo said in a bad tone.

In fact, Lu Mian and Dong Erduo have always been at odds with each other, Lu Mian is purely gay, Dong Erduo is a straight steel man, neither of them looks down on the other.

"You still have a girlfriend?" Lu Mian was depressed all day, worrying about having no place to vent.

"Huh?" Dong Erduo glanced at Lu Mian, and sat down on the sofa: "Don't look down on me, little brother, there are a lot of people chasing me."

"Are you sure?" Lu Mian glanced at Dong Erduo's straight men's outfits, expressing doubts about the aesthetics of women nowadays: "Could it be another male and female loli voice on the Internet." Lu Mian complained.

When Dong Erduo heard the other party taunting him, he was very unhappy, but because Qiao Xin was still there, and he was too embarrassed to reveal each other's scars, he could only muffle his voice: "No, the one my mother found for me was someone who was kidnapped and acquainted, please invite her After eating twice, he called me a straight man and broke up with me."

"Are you sure, you two really talked?" Lu Mian asked.

"Of course, she ate and drank my food, and even called me to say good night. If it wasn't for talking, is she a liar? Not necessarily, maybe she was cheating on eating and drinking The liar. Damn it." Dong Erduo fell into deep thought.

Lu Mian couldn't bear to look directly at him, and then at Qiao Xin who was covering her mouth and giggling.

"He's always been like this?" Lu Mian asked incredulously.

"Brother Er, it's always been like this." Qiao Xin couldn't help laughing.

"What are you two talking about? How about me? I have so many girlfriends, are you two jealous?"

"No, no." Lu Mian and Qiao Xin shook their heads in unison and laughed.

The next time, unexpectedly became very interesting. Dong Erduo was a straight steel man that Lu Mian had never met. Dong Erduo gradually revealed that his first love in junior high school made him green. A week later, I thought I was too bothered and broke up with myself.

"You are very popular in high school?" Lu Mian looked at Dong Erduo incredulously: "Those girls are not sick."

"Same question." Qiao Xin, who had given up on her homework, interjected.

"Are you doubting my brother's charm? I was very handsome in high school, do I have a photo to see?"

How narcissistic is this person? Lu Mian is full of curiosity when he is still keeping photos of his most glorious high school days.

Dong Erduo dug out his own photo from the phone album, flaunting it to Lu Mian and Qiao Xin.

Qiao Xin was the first to laugh when he saw the photo. He had a reddish-brown curly hairstyle, dark and slender eyeliner, and rivets.

"I'm going to wash my eyes."

"I'll go as well."

Lu Mian seemed to be in a much better mood after Dong Erduo made such a fuss, and the rainbow came after a while.

"Yo, why are you here?" Rainbow looked at Lu Mian, then at Dong Erduo.

"Why don't you want to see me? Why do you always say this." Dong Erduo said speechlessly.

"How long have you been here?" Rainbow continued to ask.

"Almost half an hour." Dong Erduo looked at his watch.

"For so long, the lonely man and the widowed man are alone in a room?" Rainbow said.

"What is being alone, isn't there Xiaoxin here?" Dong Erduo glared at Rainbow, and pretended to be relaxed as if he was laughing for Lu Mian: "Lu Mian is not a nerd, I don't understand you rotten girls, don't be in front of others. Talk nonsense in front of men."

As soon as the words came out, Lu Mian felt very embarrassed, because Rainbow knew that Lu Mian was really gay, and Lu Mian knew that Rainbow knew that she was really gay, but Rainbow didn't know that she knew that Rainbow knew that she was gay.

"That's not necessarily true. As long as we're not straight men of steel, we'll become gay sooner or later, right, Mr. Lu."

Lu Mian couldn't bear to let Dong Erduo hide her identity for herself, and she didn't want to let Rainbow know that she knew that she knew she was gay, so she smiled and said, "I still prefer pretty girls."

Dong Erduo was instantly relieved, and looked at Lu Mian proudly.

Seeing Dong Erduo's tender eyes, Rainbow became more sure of his inner thoughts. Sure enough, Dong Erduo liked Lu Mian. The two had a story before, but Lu Mian was with another man. Dong Erduo was very sad. In the end, he stepped into the road of no return to hating gays.

The three of them played around like this for a while, and there was the sound of a key opening the door. Lu Mian believed that it must be Qiao who had changed this time, but the other party came in, took off his coat, took off his shoes and took out the shoe covers, After adjusting his clothes, he looked at the four people sitting on the sofa with no posture at all with a serious face.

"Why are you guys?" Ren Yi asked with a serious expression, frowning over everyone present.

Is this the first thing people who come into our house today ask?

"Ren Yi!" Rainbow was very happy to see Ren Yi, and jumped to the side of Ren Yi: "Why are you here? You are the guest that Qiao Geng said?"

"What guest? I happened to be in Wubei City on a business trip, and then Uncle Qiao asked me to drop by to say hello and deliver something. Uncle Qiao didn't ask me to say hello in advance, and asked me to come over for a surprise inspection." Ren Yi broke away Rainbow's enthusiastic words Head to the living room.

"Hello, Mr. Lu, and Mr. Dong." Ren Yi greeted the two of them. Although the address was polite, the two felt the other's invisible contempt at the same time.

Dong Erduo whispered next to Lu Mian's ear and asked, "Use your gay intuition to tell me if this person is abnormal."

Lu Mian also whispered beside Dong Erduo's ear and said, "I'll tell you with my gay intuition, I've checked my eyes, it's someone who is also gay."

The two looked at each other and smiled, very relieved.

Dong Erduo asked carefully again: "Do I like Qiao Geng?"

Lu Mian said: "It should be, and it's the kind of domineering president loyal dog attack."

"It's disgusting."

"Straight man, don't talk, you're disgusting too."

The two pinched secretly, seeing the rainbow in their eyes and enjoying it in their hearts.

"Ren Yi, have you eaten yet?" Rainbow happily squeezed beside Ren Yi again.

"Not yet, I plan to go out to eat after Qiao Geng comes and gives the food."

"That can't be done, it happens that Teacher Lu is cooking, let's eat together." Rainbow smiled brilliantly, she was too satisfied today.

"Does Teacher Lu cook?" Ren Yi glanced at Lu Mian, his eyes were still full of contempt: "Since you are invited as a master cook, it's okay, is there enough food?"

Being ruthlessly crushed by Ren Yi's cold air, Lu Mian nodded and walked silently to the kitchen. Dong Er Duo didn't seem to want to stay with this man with eyes on his head, so he followed Lu Mian to the kitchen silently.

"What are you doing here? Can you cook?" Lu Mian looked at Dong Erduo who was following behind.

"No, but I don't want to take it there either. I really don't like that person."

"how do I say this?"

"He dropped out of junior high school and followed Uncle Joe. It was Qiao Geng's father, just a little follower. Uncle Joe liked him too, so he taught him slowly, and he grew up step by step. In high school, he always beat me and Joe. Geng's small report, he didn't let Qiao Geng play with me, saying that I taught Qiao Geng badly, and made all kinds of stumbling blocks. Now he is even more remarkable, he is regarded as half of the executive director, and his eyes grow in the sky every day. Who I don't know yet, what kind of thing is he?" Dong Erduo has a violent temper, Lu Mian has already understood it, and at this time, he has no intention of lowering his voice, as if he deliberately said it to outsiders.

The kitchen didn't silence the sound, so the living room could hear it clearly. Rainbow roared: "Dong Erduo, what are you talking about!"

Dong Erduo didn't talk to him, Dong Erduo was a irascible guy who immediately gave up, Lu Mian had also seen this matter.

"Why is Rainbow so enthusiastic about him?" After Lu Mian heard that things had calmed down, Rainbow continued to talk to Ren Yi, but Ren Yi was perfunctory, which made Lu Mian feel very strange.

"Then who knows, I'm probably bewitched by an evil spirit." Dong Erduo stood there with a stick.

Finally, under Lu Mian's call, Dong Erduo was finally willing to mobilize your hands to cook and wash vegetables.

When the door was opened again by the key, Lu Mian had given up any hope. It might not be Qiao Geng who came back this time.

Sure enough, it was a man who entered the room. Dong Erduo was talking to Lu Mian about Qiao Geng's rotten mouth, and suddenly stopped.Rainbow, who was chatting with Ren Yi on twitter, stopped talking.

The room was eerily quiet for a while, Lu Mian poked her head out from the kitchen and saw the smiling person, she almost couldn't hold the kitchen knife in her hand.

"Why are you here!" Rainbow, Dong Erduo, and Lu Mian asked in unison.

Qiao, who followed closely behind, was even more startled when he saw so many people in the family: "Why are you all here?"

"Hello, everyone~ We meet again. My name is Zhou Haoyang, and I'm Qiao Geng's friend, right~" Zhou Haoyang said with a smile, looking at Qiao Gen.

"Yes~" Qiao Geng made an intimate gesture that everyone doubted, and gave Zhou Haoyang a high five.

The people in the room were all petrified, and there was a strange smell in the air.

"Shuai Lu! The food is burnt!" Qiao Xin shouted.