Come on, Your Highness

The rain was falling, and it was getting bigger and bigger, and the splashes could be as tall as half a person.

Lu Feng and his guards were carrying a large box into the post station. Fortunately, it was covered with tarpaulin, otherwise the inside would have been soaked due to the heavy rain.

The four dandies were like fish that were about to be steamed when they were driving in the daytime, and after being knocked upside down for nearly half an hour, their whole bodies seemed to be falling apart, and they looked like they were dying.

The servants and guards in their respective mansions went up and down for a long time before they carried their young master out of the carriage.

"Ouch, Brother Wei, Brother Feng, Brother Zheng, I can't do it anymore, I'm dying of heat and suffocation..."

"Who isn't, brother Zhu, you said that we will not stay in the capital, why does the old man have to let us suffer, how can I bear it!"

"Yeah, I have suffered a lot! Half of my life is gone."

"I'd rather memorize books for a month in the study..." He paused, gritted his teeth and said, "I've memorized all the four books and five classics!"

"One more time, we really have to kick our legs!"

They yelled at each other angrily, and responded to each other, but after all, there were many people serving, and they were actually in good spirits listening to their voices.

In comparison, the pale-faced and weak-legged scholars who are still leaning against the wall after vomiting are the ones who are really weak. However, listening to the four young masters who were being carried to the post station, my heart suddenly jumped There was an unknown fire, and deep contempt.

Fang Jun has a bad temper. He wiped his mouth and snorted coldly: "I don't know why Your Highness brought these four things here. Apart from occupying the land and wasting food, they are useless, and they are distracted to take care of them!"

Shu Yu sat next to him and handed the water bag over, "On the way, I just listened to their calls. Either I thought the journey was too fast, or the food was hard to swallow. I was happier than anyone else when they complained of suffering and tiredness."

"A dandy is a dandy. Your Highness and Mister didn't say anything. They are just pampered. They have no hands or feet. They need someone to carry them."

"No, I don't know how many times I've said I'm dead, but I haven't really closed my eyes!"

They probably vomited up, their stomachs were emptied, and after a short rest, the scholars were finally able to take a breath, and the unacceptable feelings along the way erupted.

Everyone said something to each other, and all the ridicules were heard by the young masters who passed by.

"Stop." Master Zhu, who was the Duke of Fu, raised his hand and called to stop, and then the three behind one, two, three also stopped the servants.

"Hey, where did this poor man come from? Why, I didn't vomit cleanly just now, and now I still have to vomit?" Young Master Zhu raised his hand, covered his mouth and nose, and waved his hand in disgust, "I said don't squat here, people come here When people go there, they can smell your sour smell, which is too disturbing to look at. Wherever the hut is, let it be there."

"Brother Zhu, I smell worse than before. Go to some kind of hut, stand in the rain, and just wash it off. The rain is heavy, and all bad luck has been washed away from head to toe." Behind him, Yue Ting Hou's Young Master Wei said with a playful smile.

"Ah, brother Wei, you are too cruel. Just stand in the rain for a few breaths with their weak bodies, and they will come out sideways tomorrow. They are worse than women!"

Mr. Zheng of Yongchang Bo looked up and down the group of scholars with a smirk, "Speaking of which, this white-faced and blue-mouthed, swaying appearance looks more like a little girl who has just been raped. Hey, I can't go away." Move, do you want my brother to help you into the house, look, the rain is heavy, and the clothes are all wet..."

Speaking of which, the four people glanced at each other, stepped down from the servants and guards one after another, stood firm, and approached the scholars in the corner little by little.

They had nasty smiles on their faces, walked wretchedly, and surrounded them with open arms like eagles catching chickens.

That battle looks like a tyrant in the capital who is about to rob the women of the people.

The scholars had lived for so many years, and it was the first time that they confronted the legendary dandies head-on. They were not as quick-spoken as they were, and they were even taken advantage of by their glib words.

Seeing those four people gathered around, nearly ten people panicked and became at a loss, as if they were really afraid that the other party would not rush to force them.

"You dare, His Highness is still here!"

"I, let me tell you, don't mess around, otherwise, His Highness wants you to look good!"

However, although the scholars talked about their ability, they were stern and inwardly at first glance. Seeing them shrinking further and further to the corner, the few dudes suddenly laughed loudly, and became more and more complacent.

"It's not very powerful, why did you shrink back, what are you afraid of, brother loves you!"

"Look at the thin skin and tender meat, it's pretty pretty even if you look closely."

People who have been in and out of Hualou all the year round can always go to that vulgar place when they come out of their mouths.

The four of them were tired of this group of scholars, and decided to show some color to them. It just so happened that King Ying and He Xichao were not here.

The circle of chickens was getting smaller and smaller, and when the scholars were almost hugging each other, they finally had a quick wit and pushed one of them out.

"Brother Luo, offend me!"

Fang Jun was the quickest, and everyone worked together to push the important Luo Li in front of the four dudes.

This weight is the kind that can bend the beam without weighing it.

The four of them twitched the corners of their mouths when they saw Luo Li, who was in a state of abundance.

"Great!"

"Brother, if you look like this, are you sure you are a poor scholar?"

Luo Li raised his hand and arched: "No, no talent, Luo... Luo Li, a scholar for a few years, still, not yet selected, successful, willing... Please enlighten me."

"……"It really is.

Not to mention being a scholar, these four young masters didn't even have the qualifications to be born as children, and their expressions were a little indescribable.

"Zhu, everyone was just playing... laughing, it's not that you really want to compete with... me, I, etc., please, please watch, in the face of His Royal Highness, Mr. He, He, Mr. He, then... Please come in... No, regardless of the past, just, just expose it."

After Luo Li finished speaking, the four of them picked their ears together, feeling that it was really uncomfortable to hear. As for what Luo Li said, they didn't care anymore.

However, the scholars who were accustomed to Luo Li's way of speaking immediately said urgently: "Brother Luo, why are you apologizing? It's obvious that these dudes misbehaved, their words are terrible, and people's ears are dirty. They are the ones who have to apologize!"

Mr. Zhu rolled up his sleeves when he heard the words, "Hey, you scholars, you really want to show some color, don't you?"

As long as they don't do the disgusting actions just now, scholars are not afraid of fighting.

The two parties have disliked each other along the way, and today they are at odds.

Luo Li's chubby face was wrinkled together, trying to persuade him to fight, but his words were really not sharp enough. In terms of skill, he had nothing but heavy weight, so he could only be in a hurry.

The sound of clattering rain created momentum, and at this moment of tension, finally, a chilly voice came from under the eaves.

"Hit it, hit it, my legs are sore from waiting, why don't you do it?"

As soon as Xiao Hong came, the imminent battle between the two sides came to an abrupt end, everyone became calm, and some hurriedly put down their rolled up sleeves.

Qi Qi saluted and said: "Your Highness."

"What the hell, do you take this king seriously? You guys are really capable. One side is vomiting yellow bile, and the other side is paralyzed with limbs and rolling eyes. You can do it? Talented people, you just go to the battlefield!" , with this spirit, it is absolutely no problem to defeat ten with one. Water control is a waste of talent!"

Xiao Hong didn't ask the reason, he knew that this happened a long time ago, but he didn't expect that the rain hadn't stopped, and his spirit hadn't recovered, so he could have a fight, which was really inexplicable.

Fang Jun was a little unconvinced, feeling that the other party was going too far, but before he could speak, Luo Li pulled him away, so he had to endure it.

Xiao Hong saw it with his sharp eyes, and said with a cold snort: "Oh, I'm not happy about it. I said, these four are served by others, complaining to the sky, and they are more delicate than women. What's bothering you? You haven't dragged down the team, do you need your mouth to crusade? Yushi can't control these!"

When Xiao Hong said this, the scholars immediately fell silent and lowered their heads obediently.

"I think it's because Xi Chao assigned too little homework, so you have the leisure time to find fault."

The girl's coquettish description made the four young masters disagree, and then they praised every word Xiao Hong said with both hands and feet.

The four raised their eyebrows and immediately echoed: "That's right, it's just being idle and flustered, but His Royal Highness the King of England is wise and mighty."

After all, their father is not an ordinary person, obviously the King of England still has to favor them.

It's a pity that Xiao Hong was on the point of the gun. He turned his head, looked at them from beginning to end with a pair of trash eyes, and then opened his mouth to scold: "And you, are you a man? The thing in the crotch Is it for decoration? One boy and two guards are not enough to keep your mouths shut. In the whole team, you are the only ones who can’t eat enough, don’t sleep enough, and have no hands or feet like four salted fish. Right? A little bit hot, a bit tired and crying, and I don’t know how to write the word shame! I can’t do my business, but I’m flirting with people one after another. Now my legs are no longer sore, and my feet are no longer painful. , the weather isn’t hot anymore, it’s no problem going up the mountain to fight a tiger, isn’t it?”

Summer thunderstorms come violently, but they go quickly.

I do not know when, the rain stopped.

Without the cover of the sound of pattering rain, Xiao Hong's tricky lectures could be heard far away, and the guards who were busy setting up and carrying boxes inside and out could hear them clearly.

Along the way, I saw these four demons, and everyone noticed them.

In Prince Ying's mansion, Xiao Hong is the only master. He usually shoots arrows and rides horses, practices martial arts every day and never complains.

The guards were a little eye-opening when they saw these four guys, and they couldn't help but glance here as they passed by.

Watching Xiao Hong train these four like his grandson, he didn't dare to say anything.

"I haven't changed my clothes, I haven't done any business, and I'm just busy wiping your asses." In the end, Xiao Hong's cold eyes swept back and forth between the scholar and the dude, "Look up and look at the others. What are you doing, if you can't help, can't you make a little less trouble?"

Xiao Hong's clothes were soaked with water, his hair was messy, and his clothes were wet when he bowed down. The scholars immediately lowered their heads in shame and blushed.

"Students know their mistakes."

Xiao Hong's eyes slanted, and the four immediately bowed and said, "We were wrong too."

You Ziqing and the other two scholars came out of the post station. They were not in poor health, and they didn't vomit, so they went in to clean up the house, not knowing what happened outside.

But after listening to Xiao Hong's scolding, he didn't dare to approach, so he had to stand aside and wait.

When Xiao Hong saw them, he said to the dozen or so quails, "Go in and wash up, and go find Xi Chao to receive the punishment."

As soon as he finished speaking, Ah Fu ran out, greeted Xiao Hong and said: "Your Highness, my young master said that the house in the post station is limited, and four people will be arranged in one room. Mr. Zhu, Mr. Wei, Mr. Feng and Mr. Zheng The young master brought a lot of bedding with him, so he hoped that they could take care of those in need, so there are twelve young masters, every three of them will share a room with one of them, and have someone to take care of them."

"what!"

"no!"

Whether it is a scholar or a dandy, they all expressed their opposition.

"I'd rather sleep in the open than live in the same room as this kind of Gaoliang kid!" Fang Jun was the first to express his disgust.

Mr. Zhu sneered and said: "You don't care about it, I don't like it, a bunch of poor people sleep in my bedding, don't they have to throw away tomorrow."

"In this hot day, even if you sleep under the porch, you won't be frozen to death, so you might as well sleep in the carriage."

"Yo, that's really backbone, the mosquitoes, flies, ants, bugs definitely don't mind sleeping with you."

"This one……"

Xiao Hong rubbed his chin, and felt that it was definitely a happy scene for three scholars to be surrounded by a dude. Seeing that there was going to be a quarrel, he was about to suppress it when he heard Ah Fu continue to say: "Besides, the young master said, you can Since everyone is energetic enough to quarrel and fight, don't sleep at night. The young master has prepared three sets of papers. Let's light up the lights and fight at night tonight, and hand them in tomorrow morning."

As soon as this remark came out, everyone immediately lamented. Having seen the papers arranged by He Xichao, they really wouldn't be able to finish these three sets tomorrow morning!

The four dandies didn't know what the papers were, but the students all showed despair, and couldn't help feeling sorry for them.

Speaking of which, there are few bright faces, and my grandfathers entrusted them to He Xichao, the kind who disciplined them casually, and broke their legs if they didn't listen to persuasion.

Deliberately ask what the questionnaire is, but I can't hold back my face.

However, Ah Fu turned his head to look at them, and said, "Young Master Zhu, Young Master Feng, Young Master Wei, Young Master Zheng, the young master said that your knowledge is too poor, so there is no need to do papers."

The four dandies were taken aback for a moment, and then laughed on the spot, "Ah, this is for us to be supervisors, okay, let's do it like this, it will definitely make them dare not close their eyes."

Although the scholars were unwilling, no matter whether it was fair or not, none of them had any objection to He Xichao's decision.

But Ah Fu said: "The test paper is too difficult, and the four young masters can't understand it, but at least they have learned the Analects of Confucius, so the young master said it should be easier, so please translate the first four chapters of "Lun Yu". Hand it in tomorrow."

The laughter of the four of them hadn't ended yet, and the smile froze on their faces.

"Oh my god, when did "The Analects of Confucius" happen, what does it talk about, how do I know?"

"This thing knows me, I don't know it."

"He Xichao asked us to write, so let's write..." Young Master Zhu hadn't finished speaking, Xiao Hong glanced over, he swallowed and said, "Your Highness, isn't this too difficult?"

"Didn't you arrange three masters for each of you? If you don't understand, just ask." Now Xiao Hong understood what He Xichao's plan was, and said happily, "Speaking of which, you don't even know "The Analects of Confucius". It's a shame to throw it to the Western Regions After going back, don't say that he stayed under Xi Chao's subordinates in my house, it would be a shame to him."

Ah Fu laughed and said, "The young master said again, whoever can't finish tomorrow will be sent back to the capital as you wish."

Although they yelled to go home, but they were really going to be sent back, the old man in the family would not let them go, the few of them looked at each other, and suddenly Yan'er sighed in resignation.

"What are you doing here in a daze? Hurry up and choose a room. Do you think you have plenty of time? What's more terrifying than not being able to hand in your homework tomorrow is the horrible appearance of your roommate?" Xiao Hong urged.

It must be that not handing in homework is even more terrifying. After resting, the scholars have recovered more than half, and rushed into the house after hearing this.

"Brother Zhu, do you really want to do it?" The other three asked in low voices in front of Mr. Fu Guogong.

Mr. Zhu glanced at Xiao Hong secretly, "Do you dare not do it? If you are really sent back, what will happen to the capital in the future!"

"Then let's go too. Speaking of which, who brought "The Analects of Confucius"?"

"I didn't bring it with me. How could I carry that tight book with me? It's almost like a erotic palace."

"I didn't bring it either."

"What should I do?"

"Stupid, we don't have one, don't those scholars still have one?"

"...But those scholars are very stingy, I'm afraid it's not easy to borrow."

Mr. Zhu glanced at the three of them, and gritted his teeth: "Forget it, people have to bow their heads under the eaves... Let's, let's send someone to clean the house and make the bed first, don't they dare not accept our favor?" ?”

"It makes sense, brother Zhu is wise."

"Oh, let's go."

The rain and the clouds have disappeared, and the clouds are gone, and bright stars can be seen in the sky above, which indicates that tomorrow will be another sunny day.

He Xichao took a shower and changed clothes, rested for a while, and then walked out of the back room. Outside, Xiao Hong had arrived with officials from the Ministry of Industry and several water conservancy masters.

"Your Highness, what happened in those four rooms?" He Xichao asked.

Xiao Hong said with a smile: "Don't worry, there will be no quarrels or fights, otherwise you will be injured and crippled and unable to finish your homework, but you will not be able to eat and walk around."

As a matter of fact, the dandies are flexible, and the scholars are thin-skinned. When they see the brand-new bedding and the house lit with wormwood to repel mosquitoes, they dare not show disgust on their faces.

Each room has a square table, with one person sitting on each of the four sides, which is just right. In order to take care of the eyes, there are enough candles to brighten the room.

Scholars were either writing hard, or thinking hard, shaking their heads and sighing at the papers, discussing in secret, or flipping through the books. The crazy look made the only dude who read it startled.

Listening to their conversation, I just feel that my stomach is empty, and I can't squeeze out any ink, so it seems that what the other party is talking about is more like a book, and I don't understand it.

Looking at the "Analects of Confucius" that I borrowed again, I wrote two lines of words on the paper in Goupaozi, but I couldn't write any more. I was too embarrassed to open my mouth to ask such stupid questions-what does that mean?

After a while of discussion, someone looked over and saw his staring eyes, wandering in the sky, and couldn't help knocking on the table and asking, "Why don't you translate?"

"No..." The answer was not so much madness as emotion. When the book is used, the hatred will be less. The ancients did not deceive me.

Stretching his neck from the side to look, the corners of his mouth twitched suddenly, wanting to say something - you don't understand this, you are too stupid.

However, looking at his already shocked appearance, he didn't want to make things worse, so he said: "Translate this way, let me tell you, after you hear it, write it down quickly."

"All right, all right, tell me."

……

"Well, how do you write the word prison?"

"..." To be honest, the scholars all sympathized with him.

The author has something to say: when a scholar encounters a dude, he cannot explain clearly.

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