Come on, Your Highness

In the history of Daqi, among the most rebellious and outrageous princes, even if Xiao Hong was not at the top of the list, he would still be among the top three.

This wayward eldest prince could disappear and run into a temple in a remote mountain without saying hello, let the imperial army and the imperial city army search the whole city, make such a big commotion, and refuse to return to the palace when he was finally found, it is simply called A model of death.

Hearing this, the world stretched out a thumbs up one after another, admiring: It's kind!

All the halls in the harem clapped their hands and applauded when they heard the news, and they all looked forward to the emperor's wrath.

Sure enough, Emperor Tiangan flicked his sleeves and sneered angrily: "Since you don't want to come back, then don't come back!"

Then Xiao Hongguo really calmly went out and never came back.

Dozing off in front of the Buddha during the day, wandering in the sky, holding a lantern at night to catch crickets, digging grass among the trees in the mountains to catch pheasants, fishing in the mountains and rivers to catch loaches, life is so chic.

At all, Ai Ai did not come back to repent regularly as Emperor Tiangan expected, and promised with tears that he would not dare next time.

As for how the emperor knew, this son finally had a conscience that was not eaten by dogs. He still remembered that there was a father in the palace who couldn't leave the house, and he knew that he would send people over every three days to report his safety!

Followed by a thick letter, the whole vernacular tells about his beautiful days of letting himself go, as well as a little bit of homely little complaints.

Emperor Tiangan patiently frowned, read the five nonsense papers, and finally saw the pitiful greeting at the end of the sixth letter.

"Hong is away, I don't know if my father is in good health and happy? My son prays for my father every day before the Buddha. I wish you all the best and a long life."

In the end, he drew a simple and silly smiling face, which made Emperor Tiangan let out his suffocation. His heart softened, and he said softly to himself: "I know that I care about you, but I don't know how to come back soon..."

A few days ago, this guy justly let Xiao Hong die outside, and there is no pressure to change his words today. The volume just happened to be heard by Eunuch Huang, who was waiting by his side.

Eunuch Huang twitched the corners of his mouth, then cleared his throat and asked the guards below casually: "The eldest prince has been away for several days, did you tell me when he plans to return to the palace?"

The guard said: "His Royal Highness said that his heart is too deep to heal, and every time he thinks about it... it hurts... he can't sleep at night... food is tasteless..."

This guard was still upright, seeing Xiao Hong's carefree life, he couldn't say this immediately.

I can't sleep at night, I sleep more soundly than a pig, and I am willing to stop until my foot is not healed. When this foot hits the ground, it is like running all over the mountain. If you don't pay attention, you don't know where you are going.

Of course, as a guard of the Prince of England, he couldn't say this, so he could only pause, and continue to finish the rest of the sentence with difficulty: "Your Highness can't stand the gossip in Beijing, and I'm afraid that I won't be able to think about it when I come back, so I decided to say more." Stay for a while, and when the wind has passed and he dares to face it, he will come back..."

In a word, the return date is uncertain.

After the guard finished speaking, he lowered his head and waited. Sure enough, he heard a cold snort. He shrank his neck, feeling that his master was really daring.

"Gibberish, without form!"

It is clear that she is not crazy enough, and she refuses to return to the palace!

The emperor's voice was sullen, and the guard agreed with the emperor's words very much. He quickly knelt down for his master and said, "Emperor, your majesty, please don't be angry, that... the wild dates and loquats on the mountain will be ripe soon, my lord." The prince said that next time, he will ask his subordinates to bring some back for you to try..."

The guard thought that he was talking to his master by pinning his head on the waistband of his trousers, what the hell was he talking about!He felt like it was over.

Look, the emperor was so angry that he didn't speak for a long time.

He already thought about how to write a suicide note, and asked Xiao Hongkan to take good care of his parents, wife and children for the sake of his loyalty.

But his knees were numb, and he didn't see the emperor dragging him out, so he secretly looked up.

Unexpectedly, the emperor had long since disappeared from the palace, and he probably walked away angrily.

"Eunuch Huang, has the emperor had dinner yet?"

A young eunuch in the imperial dining room respectfully asked Huang Ji who came out of the inner hall, and saw the latter wave his hand, "What is the use, the emperor is full of anger, please send it over in half an hour. Oh, the eldest prince It's really..."

Eunuch Huang turned his head and found that the guard was still kneeling on the ground, so he couldn't help giving him a blank look, "Hurry up and report back, and tell the eldest prince that the emperor is not happy, let him have enough fun, come back earlier."

After recovering his life, the guard got up excitedly, saluted Eunuch Huang, and was about to turn around to leave, but he was called back before taking two steps.

Eunuch Huang casually said: "Next time you come, for your sake, don't forget to remind the First Prince to bring the wild dates and loquats with you."

Guard: "...Yes."

Seeing that he was gone, Eunuch Huang turned back to the inner hall, and comforted Emperor Tiangan: "Your Majesty, the First Prince is ashamed to come back and let people talk about it. He actually misses you. Look, he saw wild jujubes and heels on the mountain. Loquat still remembers you, after a while, he will come back after letting go of this matter."

Emperor Tiangan sighed softly, "I know, in two days you will go on my behalf to invite him back. It's not a problem to be outside all the time."

Eunuch Huang is the chief eunuch next to Emperor Tiangan, and his status is unusual, so this visit is enough to save face.

It stands to reason that the emperor gave a spacious step, so Xiao Hong should be content to go down and go back to the palace.

However, I didn't expect Eunuch Huang to come back alone in the end!

"You brat is so courageous! I dote on him too much, don't you?" The emperor roared in the hall, his sharp eyes were full of anger, "It's not that there are three marriages missing, and these three women are not the only ones in the world who hurt him." What are you thinking? Your majestic prince, when you encounter such a setback, you become so discouraged, how can I entrust him with important tasks in the future! I am so disappointed!"

The more Tiangandi thought about it, the more wrong it became. He turned his head and stared at Eunuch Huang, and asked suspiciously: "What is that brat doing? The Qinglian Temple is bitterly cold, and he can't do much except go up the mountain to catch pheasants and go down the river to fish."

Don't look at how carefree the letter sent by Xiao Hong is, based on Emperor Tiangan's understanding of his son, he is more willing to believe that the boy can't eat vegetarian food and wants to get some meat, so he went all over the mountains to catch chickens rabbit.

What chanting scriptures and listening to the Buddha's heart, watching the sea of ​​clouds in the mountains, seems so elegant and indifferent, but it doesn't match Xiao Hong's style at all.

Xiao Hong is just a vulgar person, the kind who is so vulgar that he is confident.

To a certain extent, Emperor Tiangan saw his son quite accurately.

Eunuch Huang replied: "Report to the emperor, Your Highness said that he has an important matter that he has not finished, and he cannot give up halfway."

"what's up?"

"Your Highness didn't say anything." Huang Gonggong saw Emperor Tiangan frowned, thought for a while and said, "This old slave is also very puzzled. Lu Feng follows His Highness every day, and he told his Highness that he must go to Buddha every day. He stayed for an hour before coming out, but he didn't know what he was doing. The old slave asked a few young monks privately, and said that Master Zhichan, the abbot of Qinglian Temple, is preparing to make a fortune teller for the eldest prince."

"Hexagram?"

"Yes. There is a winding stone step on the back mountain of Qinglian Temple, called Mingxin Ladder. It takes two hours to walk from the foot of the mountain to the temple. Walking through the Mingxin Ladder, you can get a hexagram from Master Zhichan. The hexagrams are extremely accurate, and there is no mistake. His Highness walked up the Mingxin Ladder alone with a foot injury, and went straight into Qinglian Temple."

Emperor Tiangan said unexpectedly: "He went to ask for a hexagram?"

Eunuch Huang nodded, "This old slave guesses it should be so."

Emperor Tiangan instantly understood what Xiao Hong was going to do, and he nodded, "This is not a good way."

Seeing that the emperor's anger had dissipated, Eunuch Huang took out a letter from his cuff, presented it respectfully, and said with a smile: "No, your highness is not fooling around, and he is very clear in his heart. But he really knows how to send people to remind you." Bring the old slave back."

Emperor Tiangan took the letter and opened it reluctantly.

This time the letter is not long, it is still Xiao Hong's unreadable dog crawling words, except for the big page about his life, but at the end, knowing that he has gone too far, he wrote a letter to apologize, and there is also an apology... …

Emperor Tiangan looked at the sentence "each has a basket, if it is missing, it will be stolen from Laohuang Road", he couldn't help raising his eyebrows, raised his eyes and gave Huang Gonggong a meaningful look.

The latter smiled at him inexplicably, and Emperor Tiangan said unhappily: "What about the food, did you steal it on the way?"

"Ah?" Eunuch Huang was taken aback, then slapped his thigh and said, "Ah, the emperor calmed down, His Highness gave a basketful of jujubes and loquats, as well as two fat catfish, two pheasants, one roe deer, and three rabbits They have already been sent to the kitchen. Let the imperial dining room wash and cook them before presenting them... By the way, there is also wild ginseng, which His Highness found by accident when he went up to the mountain to collect herbs. The old servant must bring it to the emperor. "

Eunuch Huang ordered someone to present a brocade box, and Emperor Tiangan took it and opened it. Inside lay a very small ginseng with mud on its beard. It was fresh and had not been dried in the sun. Obviously it had just been dug out. "

"Your Majesty, take a look. Although the age does not seem to be very high, it is His Majesty's wish. He specially ordered the old servant to let the imperial dining room and Pheasant Ton make up for you." Eunuch Huang asked with a smile, "Your Majesty, Look, are you sending it to the Imperial Dining Room?"

Emperor Tiangan looked at the pitiful little ginseng in his hand. With this kind of appearance, he couldn't enter the palace or the mouth of nobles.

But because the sender was different, Emperor Tiangan found that he was reluctant to send the stewed soup, he said: "Put it away." He put the ginseng back into the box, and then asked casually, "The mountain temple is lonely, you can send someone to send some later. Things go up, by the way, what was he doing when you went?"

"Grilled fish."

Emperor Tiangan looked at Eunuch Huang just like that, and the latter laughed and said, "It's really grilling fish, and the old slave is lucky enough to share one with His Highness. Don't tell me, the taste is really good, not worse than the imperial dining room."

Emperor Tiangan's eyes suddenly turned cold.

Eunuch Huang wanted to give himself a slap when he saw it. The emperor had never eaten the fish grilled by the eldest prince. If he had anything to say, he could only make amends in a hurry: "Your Majesty, Your Highness has always remembered you. If it wasn't for the journey that took a lot of effort, the fish wouldn't taste good after it was baked and sent to the palace to cool down, and the First Prince would have wanted the servants to bring it back with him."

"He said it would be nice if you were here."

Hearing this, Emperor Tiangan looked down at the end of the letter: Father, if you are free, you might as well come here for a visit, the scenery here is beautiful, and my son grilled fish, rabbit, and pheasant for you to eat (smiling face).

At this point, Emperor Tiangan understood.

Grilling fish and roasting rabbits to show filial piety is all false, and it is true to ask him to invite him back in person.

How dare this brat!

Dare to make such a request, it's a bear's heart and leopard's guts!

I also don't think about how busy his father is every day, how can he find time to go to the mountain to catch him back!

Do you want to go to the early court, do you want to approve the memorial, do you want to see the courtiers!

With such a long journey, there is no time at all!

What nonsense!capricious!

Emperor Tiangan sneered in his heart: Go dreaming!Love can't come back!