Mr. Zhang went to filming

Probably because of the few kisses before, the dog was crazy enough.

Finally, from a weird dog to a coquettish dog.

Zhang He got up to open the door, Xie Xingchen dragged his arms to stick to him.Zhang He feeds the cat, Chen Chen hangs on him, Zhang He takes a bath, and Chen Chen continues...

The whole process is weak and boneless, like Mr. Zhang's large-scale behind-the-scenes spirit.

Zhang is always helpless and funny.

Had to wash the dog first, and then wash myself.

in the bathtub.

Gouzi shrank obediently inside, his skin was stained with a blush.His eyes were still hazy, even such a dog was very handsome, Zhang He lifted the black hair on his forehead.

The dog closed its eyes slightly, with long eyelashes, and rubbed against the wet back of his hand.

Zhang He: "Hey, I'm washing you! What are you doing?"

Just know how to rub!

I don't even look at the bath foam in my hand, it rubs all over your face and nose!

"... Brother Fei, I like you."

The boy's raving, although it was a subwoofer, was soft and humming.

"All right, all right, I know."

"really like."

"know."

"you are mine."

Zhang He blushed and pinched his cheeks: "Enough!"

Really.

He took a towel and dipped a lot of foam off the dog's face.

The little boy's unreserved feelings are as sweet and soft as they are annoying, which makes people overwhelmed.The president frowned and cleared his throat, trying to control himself not to be attacked by cuteness.

Then, his mind suddenly moved, and he leaned over evilly and narrowed his eyes.

"Dog, let's play a game, shall we?"

The boy looked obedient and dizzy at the moment, Zhang He opened his mouth, and "Chenchen" directly called him a dog.If this is normal, Xie Xingchen must stare at him to death.

However, the drunk Chenchen was limp and didn't think there was anything wrong.

So Zhang He was even happier, showing the sharp teeth in his ear and seducing him, "The rules of the game are, from now on, no matter what I ask you, you have to tell me the truth, huh?"

"……Um."

"The first question, I said that the little goblin was spreading rumors, why don't you believe me?"

Xie Xingchen tilted his head and shook his head slowly.

"I believe it."

Zhang He: "Oh?"

"I really believe it, but who told Lu Chi to be him... insisted on planting peach trees."

Zhang He: "What?"

"Lu Chi is not him... he planted peach trees! Why does he plant peach trees!?"

Zhang He was dumbfounded.

For five whole years, he consciously blocked the keywords "Golden Swan Best Actor" and "Lu Chifei" automatically on all major platforms.Although occasionally I accidentally brushed information about the actor, but I have no idea what "Lu Chi is not planting a peach tree" is.

With wet hands, I searched with my phone on the spot.

...What the hell?

Why is Lu Chifei's Weibo ID called "Lu Chifei Wants to Plant Peach Trees"?

Hey, is there something wrong with this person?It is not good to plant peach trees. Has he asked peach trees for their opinions?The peach tree wants to be planted by him?

Forget it.

Don't get mad, it's not worth it!A closer look shows that this ID pool has not been used for several years.So when did Chenchen discover this ID?How long have you been secretly eating vinegar?

Ugh……

Zhang He was distressed and funny, he threw the phone aside and rubbed the dog.

"Chenchen, listen carefully."

"A long time ago, your elder brother Xiao Fang asked me what I thought of Lu Chifei. Do you know how I answered?"

"Lu Chifei is in my heart..."

"Not as good as a duck."

"understand?"

Zhang He felt that Xie Xingchen could be somewhat comforted by what he said was so serious.

But in the end, Xie Xingchen just looked at him blankly, his eyes full of confusion.

"Why, don't believe me?"

Xie Xingchen shook his head, but asked him: "What about me?"

Zhang He was puzzled: "You?"

"Am I like a duck?"

Zhang He: "..."

have a look!What is the problem!have a look!Whose stupid dog is this?How should I answer?Say you like it, or not?It makes me seem to know ducks very well!In fact, I have never tried you and the duck!

Xie Xingchen: "What about Fang Dao, is Fang Dao like a duck?"

Zhang He: "Ah?! No, what's the matter with Director Fang?"

"Because you always call him Fang Zai." Xie Xingchen lowered his eyes and whispered, "When you invite him to play at home, you call him 'little cutie'. Every time I see him, I am very happy."

"..."

"Brother Xiao Fang is actually just slovenly."

"If you take off your glasses and dress up..."

Zhang He: Take it!

The kitchen is just not far from the bathroom, both on the first floor.

I can't wait to run out and bring Xie Xingchen a bottle of old Shanxi mature vinegar, sourer than anyone else.

But it's okay!Flying vinegar to eat so far away?

Princess Chenchen, the jealous king of the universe?

……

When the dog is washed, the dog is stupid, and after washing, it is afraid that the alcohol distillation will make it even more stupid.

After finally going up the stairs but not going back to the room, he suddenly got into the cloakroom.In front of the full-length mirror, he tilted his head and looked at himself.

Then, as if Snow White's stepmother possessed her body.Foolishly, asked the mirror:

"Mirror mirror, tell me, when will I... be able to grow taller?"

Zhang He held his forehead and held back his laughter.

"Mirror. I want to grow taller quickly. The person I like only likes long legs."

"Zhuo Yiqing's legs are very long and beautiful. He often peeps at them. I see them all."

"...Only Zhuo Yiqing has legs, why don't I have legs?"

"I don't have one? Isn't that a leg?"

He also wanted to lift up his nightgown, but Zhang He couldn't see it at all: "It's okay, you have it, you have it! Cough, your legs look good! Your legs are stretched!"

It was so easy to drag the dog back to the house. Zhang He was sweating all over. Just as he unbuttoned the two pajamas, the top of the dog's head appeared in his sight again.

Gouzi Shengshi Beauty is so close, 360° has no dead angle.

His eyes were sleepy, his fingertips were slender and beautiful, but for some reason, he solemnly buttoned back the buttons he had just undone one by one.

...Although I know that there is no reason for a drunk dog after drinking.

"Hey, I'm hot."

It's summer, do you think I'm not covering enough?

"Well, I know you're hot, and I'm hot too."

Xie Xingchen lowered his eyes, and said word by word with an abnormal seriousness and slowness, as if communicating with kindergarten children, "But, we...can't be so fast."

"..."

"I want to cherish you well."

"So, I can't touch you yet."

"But don't worry, Brother Fei, I will eat you well one day, when you... really like me." He smiled, a little shyly, "Let's take a sip now, just a small sip."

No, wait a minute.

Zhang He, who was directly bitten by the neck: "..."

Mr. Zhang really shuddered.Gouzi, wait for me, what did you just say? "Who eats whom?

Who eats who! ! !

The biological instinct of the old Zhang's family, once they feel that something is wrong, they will immediately look fierce and frightening.However, at this moment, facing his death gaze, Xie Xingchen was not afraid at all, but looked at him dotingly, with sincere tenderness.

"Of course, I will eat you."

He said, rubbing Zhang He's nose affectionately with the tip of his nose: "Brother Fei is so cute today, I want to eat it, ahhh."

Then, he jumped up and threw him on the bed.

Tough and mischievous, he took a few bites.There was a little evil and easy smile, with deep black pupils, and his face seemed to be a little more heroic than when Zhang He first met him.

Zhang He: "..."

At this moment, Mr. Zhang turned his back to the sky and could only see the ceiling.

I only feel turbulent waves and mixed flavors.

The outlook on life that has been established for a long time is a bit fragmented.

Just, what's going on?

Isn't it his little gift!Didn't you wait for him to open the present?Why did you suddenly want to eat him instead? ? ?

Simultaneously.

But inexplicably, a strange kind of happiness arises.

Jang Hyuk intellectually wants to refute this kind of happiness, but in fact he can’t do it—whoever makes this kind of happiness how to say, it is the same reason as he used to "like wild dogs more than sweet dogs".

The rich have been living for a long time, and their lives are uneventful.

I love little surprises and little frights.

This kind of taboo feeling of being "offended by the following" directly opened the door to a new world.It even made him suddenly understand why in literary creation, there will always be such a setting as "the domineering president is fascinated by all the strange species of the wrong family".

It also makes sense.

After all, stimulation.

……

Gouzi kept his promise and "cherished" him.

After taking a few mouthfuls, he hugged him obediently and fell asleep: "Brother Fei, don't be afraid, I will definitely not force you until you are ready."

"But you have to trust me, it will make you very comfortable then."

"I watched a lot of 'tutorials'."

"..."

Too many slots.

What tutorial did you watch!Are you unclean again!Mr. Zhang was very confused for a while, and his heartbeat could not be calmed down.

But in the first place, it is a good thing that a night ended sweetly in such chaos and ambiguity.Ruin is ruined because Zhang He was silently shocked for a long time, and then said something on a whim.

"Chenchen, let me ask you one more thing."

"Ah."

"You've been keeping it from me, saying 'you'll tell me later'...what the hell is it?"

In fact, he didn't really want to get any answers.

Maybe just to sort out the shattered three views, just ask casually.But after I got the answer, I couldn't fall asleep all night.

……

The next day, Xie Xingchen had an online mock exam.

Even so, I woke up early and made delicious waffles and peach milk breakfast for the people I like.

When Zhang He was eating breakfast, Xie Xingchen asked him with a puzzled face: "Brother Fei, how did I... come back from the banquet hall yesterday?"

"Why does it seem that I don't remember anything after I left the venue? I, I didn't do anything strange, right? It seems that I really can't drink, and I will try not to drink at all in the future."

Zhang He looked up at him: "You really can't remember?"

Xie Xingchen looked innocent.

He really can't remember.But if you say it’s completely fragmented, and you still vaguely remember——

"Isn't it, Brother Fei, you helped me take a bath, and you seemed to say...you like ducks."

"..."

"I remember correctly, you mean you like ducks? Right?"

"Since you like it, you should have told me earlier. The oven at home is so big, I can learn to cook roast duck. By the way, Brother Fei, I'm sure I didn't make a fuss last night? It wasn't like last time... But why are you so so Heavy dark circles? Didn't you sleep well last night?"

He looked a little distressed, and gently stroked Zhang He's lower eyelid with his fingers.

Zhang He: "I didn't sleep well. I forgot to tell you that the plan for "The Lord of the Demon Cult" has been advanced. I have to go there at noon today. I just couldn't sleep in the middle of the night, so I was busy packing my luggage to go to the set."

Xie Xingchen: "It's noon today?? Why is it so sudden?"

But in fact, it is not particularly sudden.

Yaoyao invited Zhang He to star in "The Lord of the Demon Cult" is about to start filming, and he was originally going to live there for two months.It's just that the original time is two days later.

It's time to go... Xie Xingchen lowered his eyes, and his chest immediately felt sour.

But he immediately raised his head, trying to keep a smile on his face.

Don't panic.

It's just in the next province, not far away.It is possible to visit the class.

Although, in fact, I don't want to separate at all.

Don't want, don't want, don't want.I want to stick together every day, and I don't want to be separated for a second.

But Xie Xingchen knew very well in his heart that he couldn't show any willfulness on his face to make Brother Fei worry.What's more, Brother Fei is going to film, and he will continue filming the episode of "Huadu Washing Injustice" in two days.

If the extra ratings are good, the number of episodes may be extended.

He has to work hard, act well, earn money well, seize the opportunity and work hard to be a person worthy of Fei Ge.If it is a necessary price to separate one or two, then that's fine, he intends to work hard to grow in these one or two months.

The ancients said that a small farewell is better than a newly married one.

Wait until we meet again and become a better, more attractive man.

……

Zhang He is on the plane at noon.

When Xie Xingchen finished the exam that day, he was too late to send him off to the airport.I could only look at the sky in melancholy, and then wandered around the street aimlessly and like a wandering soul for a while.

Not really wanting to go home.

I don't know how empty my home would be without him.

Halfway in a daze, the phone rang suddenly.It was an entry, his first salary for acting as the young master Xie.

Xie Xingchen: "..."

The amount is quite a lot.

Anyway, he had never seen so much money.

It immediately occurred to him that he had decided to buy Zhang He a gift as soon as he had money.Yes, his wallet is broken, and he needs to buy a new wallet, and also, he still feels that Zhang He is actually missing a lot of things!

Yes, he has a lot of things.Lots of ties, lots of clothes, lots of watches.

But those things did not contaminate his breath.Xie Xingchen also wants to buy and add a lot of the best things for him with his own hands, something that reminds him of himself, to match him.

Involuntarily, he walked towards the busiest commercial street in S City, and the gorgeous jewelry store echoed his footsteps.

...Ah, what a beautiful ring.

Ears secretly hot.

I want to give him a ring!Want him to wear it every day!Let everyone who sees that his fingers have been locked up, and everyone who intends to plant peach trees can see clearly that there is no way!

However, he also knew that he hadn't reached that point yet.

Although, he really wanted to lock him up early.

Try to restrain yourself!

Step by step!

But this men's ring is so pretty, it suits him so well... Should I secretly buy it back first and hide it?etc!Xie Xingchen suddenly saw something out of the corner of his eye that he didn't want to see, and when he looked up, he was facing the huge photo of the ring spokesperson.

A certain movie star was looking cold.

On the slender finger was the men's ring he had set his eyes on.

Xie Xingchen: "..."

Very good, you have found a good spokesperson for your brand, haha.

Lost customers +1, life black!

……

……

The super traffic "Valve Chief" Zhang He joined the group, and everyone rejoiced.Zhang Jiayao was secretly happy.

However, the conditions of the crew were indeed far worse than those at home.

Zhang Hewo was in the hotel room and made a video call with Xie Xingchen for a while.

"Chenchen, it doesn't matter if you are alone at home?"

Xie Xingchen was stunned for a moment, and then revealed his little dimple: "Don't worry, Brother Fei, I've been taking care of myself for so many years. I've also fed the stars, come on, say hello?"

However, the black cat Xingxing continued to hate Chenchen, twisted and twisted, and ran away with a flick of its tail.

Xie Xingchen: "Brother Fei, look at it."

Zhang He: "Chenchen."

"Ok?"

"I miss you."

Xie Xingchen obviously didn't expect him to say that suddenly, he seemed a little flustered, and a blush appeared on his face.The tiny light in the black pupils is very touching and devout.

"I miss you too, Brother Fei. Don't worry, I will definitely film and read well, and obediently wait for you to come back."

"You and Yaoyao are over there, take good care of yourselves."

"I'll see you when I'm free."

After hanging up the video, Zhang He lay down on the bed.

She put away her gentle smile and thought about some words of Xie Xingchen last night.

... He really shouldn't have cheated out things that he shouldn't have known from the drunken Chenchen.

Finally, he rubbed the space between his brows and picked up the script.

There are some things that he needs to verify after the filming is over in the past few days.But the most urgent task now is to memorize the lines well and set a good view.

Anyway, Yaoyao invited him to come to this drama, although it is a sand sculpture drama, but Yaoyao attaches great importance to it, so he can't neglect it.

Zhang He carefully read the script for a while.

The play "The Demon Sect Leader" is adapted from the Wulitou comic "The Demon Sect Leader Tianranji".The author of this manga thinks about what to draw all day long, and the plot is almost equal to nothing, so when filming a drama, even if it is an instant noodle show, the production fee still invites a great author to be the screenwriter.

This author, Zhang He is also quite familiar.

"Xuan Xiao."

He was born to Han Yunxi, the author of "Huadu Washing Injustice Records"... Right.

……

Han Yunxi, the master of male frequency reasoning, has had a rough time recently.

Although, he was already dead.

But recently it's been lost.

As we all know, the master Han Yunxi is a single dog who fears the society and always has quick-acting heart-relief pills.

Single dog for a long time, easy to pervert.

If you have been abnormal for a long time, it is easy to FFF.

The current Han Yunxi is already an ashes-level member of the FFF team. All the articles in his pen are unified and gorgeously implement the iron rules of "no cp", "put an end to ambiguity", and "whoever likes the male lead will die in the next episode".

For example, the popular work "Huadu Washing Injustice Record".

As an old author who has been writing for many years, it is impossible for Han Yunxi not to know that the setting of "Iron Triangle" can have all kinds of gorgeous gameplay——

Whether it's two men competing for one woman, or two women competing for one man, or an ambiguous relationship between men and men, protagonists who take all men and women, equilateral triangles, etc., it can be very interesting.

But he doesn't.

He is single, so how can the paper man in his pen have a partner?

Therefore, the male protagonist is set as the attribute of "restricting his wife".The protagonist group, the Iron Triangle, is also set as "brothers and sisters" + "monk with no aesthetic feeling and domineering muscles", and even the villain is also a "old man in Cangshan".

Personally cut off any possibility of engaging in CP.

This is the depth of the skill of the FFF regiment.

However, this kind of divine book of power to persuasion finally became popular because of the well-written case.Once a book becomes national literature, readers always want to do something.

In the end, the CP fans frantically flipped through the books to find candy, and fell down on the handsome third prince Rong Ruo who didn't make many appearances.

He formed a CP with the male protagonist, knocking him up.

Han Yunxi never expected this.

As a result, the master of reasoning began to secretly poke at the newspaper office, and the serialization period for many years later was devoted to dismantling CP.Writing Xie Xueyi's line secretly is like completely BEing the hero CP.

As a result, hehe, the CP fans of the "First Love Group" are now stronger than the "Black and White Match" organization.

The grain yield is also significantly higher than several times, and the whole network is full of fan pictures.

A while ago, the drama was broadcast, which was even more remarkable.Han Yunxi is going crazy.What the hell crew is this?The delicate bones of fish and clouds, the beautiful old monster of Cangshan Mountain, is this okay? ? ?

It directly led to the normal ugly man x old man rivalry that he originally wrote, and with the blessing of beauty, he was full of love.Obviously it was based on the original script, but it turned out to be too basic to watch, and the fans screamed and fainted in front of the screen.

And on his Weibo, which has not been updated for thousands of years, new fans flood in every day.

"The lady can write! Rong Ruo's first love group is simply beautiful love!"

"The old man's CP is also too easy to drink! The old man is completely versatile!"

"Yu Yungu's multiple personalities make me so cute, Kekeke!"

"Xie Xueyi X Rongruo, Rong Ruo X male protagonist, male protagonist X monk, monk X old monster, old monster X male protagonist, and cult Rongruo X old monster, etc... On the endless gameplay of CP in "Washing Injustices"."

The reasoning boss Han Yunxi wobbled.

I feel that I will be expelled from the FFF group soon.

However, this was not what made him speechless the most.What is even more speechless is that if a book becomes popular, pirated articles will naturally fly all over the sky.

That's all, some Pirates websites are particularly arrogant, and pop-up advertisements directly hit the lower right corner of the author's computer—the gorgeous "XX Library Today's Female Frequency Rankings No. The episode is on the air, come and watch it, everyone!"

Nima, you are ashamed to advertise for stealing other people's things, and I will report you to death if I don't... Wait a minute.

Female frequency first?

Female frequency? ? ?

Han Yunxi poked it with a trembling hand, "Huadu Washing Injustice" is classified on this pirated website as "Banmei Derivative Novels".

So, it's just a fan?

But no!Han Yunxi clicked in and looked carefully, it was not a fan!It is my own book!

It's okay if your own book becomes a derivative of your own book on a pirated website! ? ! ?

There are still some people who don't know the truth, leave a message below.

"The plot of the original work is really good, but the emotional lines are too short, right?"

"I want to see more triangular Shura fields with male protagonists, monks, and bosses."

"There are few emotional lines, because this is a plot flow."

"Actually, Danmei doesn't necessarily have to focus on emotional lines. This article is really logical, and the author's writing skills are so deep!"

Han Yunxi: "..."

I was so sad and angry that I wanted to drop Suxiao Jiuxin Pill.

"Ding dong."

He is so miserable, there are big bosses from the same station on Q to make fun of him.

Xuan Xiao: "Xixi, congratulations for being the No. [-] female channel. (Laugh)"

Han Yunxi wanted to spray him to death.Although he is socially phobic, he is a keyboard warrior.

Xuan Xiao, who is on the opposite side, is also a well-known master, who writes cute stories about the harem.Representative works such as:

"My Eleven Vixen Wives"

"I was taken care of by three beautiful big sisters"

"The end of the world has come, I am the only male ♂ left in the world"

Han Yunxi had no other intentions.

It just feels that the world is declining and people's hearts are not old.This kind of spicy chicken YY article is just on the same list as him all day long, and the popularity ranking is often higher than him? ?

He always thought that the other party must be a wretched man.

Unexpectedly, it is a cash charge.

With a face full of scumbags and peach blossoms, and a handsome hairstyle, he accepted the interview glamorously.It attracted a wave of female readers directly by face.

Later, Han Yunxi endured the discomfort to read his YY essays.

After reading it, I feel even worse.

Actually... the writing is okay? ? ?Although the logic of the plot is not good enough, the wives of eleven little vixens are really soft and cute~~~

Single otaku really like this little fox.

Probably, as the writers of the two main facades of the website, they have been at each other for a long time.Recently, someone actually cue their CP.

"Yunxi's story flow is well written, and Mr. Xiao's emotional flow is well written."

"Are you considering writing an essay together?"

At this moment, Han Yunxi was looking at a row of words on the chat window.

Xuan Xiao: "I'm writing a book called "The Lord of the Devil's Cult". I heard that China Television has invited you to be the screenwriter supervisor of "Youth Delinquent". How about it? Would you like to help each other? Help you fill in the love scene?"

Han Yunxi: "..."

Very good, the autistic author has received a team application from the current enemy.

Quick-acting heart-saving pills!

The author has something to say: So later, there was a linkage between the plots of "The Lord of the Devil's Cult" and "The Record of Washing Injustice". =w= a little bit.