Mr. Zhang went to filming

The first day into the group.

After Zhang He finished work, he went back to his room and picked up a peach-flavored lollipop.

The sweet fruit smell spread, and a long leg rested leisurely on the window sill, squinting his eyes, and started swiping his phone.

Let me ask, why would a domineering president who is not short of money want to twitch his head and join the crew to shoot a TV series in the cold winter when people are shivering? ? ?

Of course it's because-

He dominates the president and is rich.capricious.wave.

No explanation needed.

By the way, the former male protagonist Tang Bozhou died of luck.Kill two birds with one stone!

Now that the filming of the film has started, the news of "male lead replacement" can't be contained anymore.

Zhang He wanted to see, what kind of misery would be fabricated out of thin air by Tang Bozhou, a professional seller of misery, on Weibo today?

One brush, huh, huh.

How cowardly!

Tang Bozhou studio: "We in Bozhou regretted quitting the crew of "Dream of the Republic of China" due to overwork and physical reasons. Thank you very much for your care, support and understanding... (the huge length behind)"

Sensational announcement, nonsense.

Tang Bozhou forwarded it, and hypocritically: "I will work hard to recover as soon as possible, I love you all."

Underneath, the fans hummed, "Brother get well soon."

That's it.

There was no mention of "being cut off" at all.

Quiet as a chicken.

"~~~~" Zhang Hewu pulled out a wicked smile, hey, can't it?

Not bad?Do not complain?Don't incite fans to dance?

How does this conform to Tang Bozhou's consistent personality?

A decisive phone call blasted past.

Over there, Tang Bozhou's agent answered the phone.

Zhang He: "Hey, what are you talking about, why are you pretending to be sick when you post an announcement? There is a reason for writing the truth, come here! Pass you a pen! Write and write!"

On the opposite side, the manager wailed.

"Mr. Zhang, Mr. Zhang! Listen to me, what happened before was a misunderstanding, really, it was a misunderstanding!"

Zhang He: "Misunderstood your uncle! You tell him not to be cowardly, and then sell miserably on Weibo, and insinuate fans to come to my place to dance again? Continue to smear my company? I respect him as a man!"

Manager: "Mr. Zhang, Mr. Zhang, calm down, don't dare! Bozhou knows he's wrong, so he really doesn't dare!"

Zhang He: "I know I'm wrong? It's too late."

The evil and charming president sat on the window sill, eating candy with a bright smile, showing his sharp teeth.

Fancy frightened the other party, and made the other party howl, before hanging up the phone satisfied.

Little white-eyed wolf, now you know how powerful you are?

Be good, it's best not to offend Lao Tzu in the future.

Grabbing the candy, let's go to dinner!

……

For dinner, it was a large dining hall temporarily built by the crew of "Republic of Dreams", and it was booming.After all, it was the first day of filming, so I had to do my best even to save face, and the food was really good.

As soon as Zhang He put a bowl of delicious tomato beef brisket on the table, he saw the young director Fang head-on.

Mr. Zhang's heart: hey~hey~hey~

The face is serious: "Hey, you, stand still."

Director Fang immediately put on a good face, pricked up his ears, and didn't dare to move.

Mr. Zhang walked over and approached the thin little director step by step.

"Pa", the overbearing boss pushed the person against the wall.

Stretch out the hand of evil.

I flip, I stand, I fold—

The whole collar is one-stop!By the way cuffs!pant leg!

Well, it's finally straight, and it looks much more comfortable!

In fact, Zhang He wanted to do this since he was filming in the morning.

Who told this Fang Dao to be so young, but he doesn't know how to clean himself up at all!

The frame is crooked, and one side of the lens is scratched; the collar is turned up on one side, and the other side is rolled up around the neck;

Obsessive-compulsive disorder!

"..." The young director was stunned the whole time when he was so close to an extremely aggressive handsome face.

Finally, his face slowly turned red.

Zhang He: "???" Why are you blushing?

His operation was originally intended to scare the young director into a shivering little hamster at close range.I always feel like that... Well, it should be cute.

In the end, it was strange that he wasn't afraid of him?

"You don't seem to be afraid of me from the beginning?"

Director Xiao Fang was a little confused: "Why, why are you afraid?"

Why be afraid?

Good question, soul question.

In fact, Jang Hyuk has always wanted to ask God this question!

……

Ever since he was a child, Zhang He has always firmly believed that he is handsome and handsome.

After all, he's not blind.

It's not just two white eyes, brush your teeth, wash your face and look in the mirror every day, can you not see it!

However, the fact is that from kindergarten onwards, not only did no children get close to him because of his good looks, but they would cry in fright just because he glanced at him every day.

This phenomenon did not finally get better until Zhang He learned to use a gold-rimmed plain mirror to cover his naturally sharp eyes after junior high school.

Later, when I was a child, I couldn't help but tell Zhang He the truth——

"Just, the looks of your family, a routine."

"It's really nice to look good."

"It's a pity that they are all good-looking like 'beautiful villains'."

"..."

At that moment, it was enlightening.

Let Zhang He figured out a lot of problems.

For example, why is the relationship between parents and mothers very affectionate, and they are so tired of being at home every day, you feed me and I feed you are so sweet that people can't see them, and they always hold hands and frequently attend various social occasions to show their affection, turn your head, However, it has always been rumored by various gossip that "a typical superficial couple, at first glance, it looks like a scumbag and a woman playing in their own way".

For example, why is his own sister Zhang Jiayao super beautiful, recognized as one of the most beautiful in the whole family, she entered the showbiz three years ago out of interest, and she has produced quite a few works so far, she is still a [-]-line, no one cares Nameless little flower.

All because of——

His father is handsome and handsome, with a natural textbook blackened BOSS face, and every casual smile is a sinister smile!

His mother is beautiful, and she is looking forward to every day, and the flowers are trembling, and she is a living Wang Xueqin of the Northeast!

His sister is all over the country.But according to today's aesthetics, she has a standard coquettish x-like vixen face, with a flirtatious look, no matter how you look at it, she doesn't look like a good woman.

No help.

As for him, the whole family recognized him as the second most handsome.

Unfortunately, he inherited his father's grin and sharp eyes.

It is conceivable that it is roughly the coexistence of "good-looking" and "scary", which scares cats, cats, dogs and children on the roadside to cry every day!

Director Xiao Fang: "No! How could it be? Nonsense! How can you be scary? Mr. Zhang, you are obviously very good-looking and super handsome!"

Director Fang is not flattering, he is sincere.

I really feel that this General Manager Zhang is invincible in the universe, whether there is anything in the sky or on the earth.

Cough, of course, it does not conform to the popular aesthetic concept of "bright sunshine, harmless to humans and animals", and it is even more unusually unsuitable for the role of "Republic of China Baoyu".

But handsome people are really handsome.

Zhang He: "Then, how about you see her again?"

He took out his cell phone with the little yellow chicken shell.

In the phone photo album, the girl's facial features are impeccable.

She has delicate red lips, snow-white skin, seductive eyes, and a beautiful little tear mole.

It is Zhang He who has not been popular for thousands of years, the younger sister of a 38-line actress, Zhang Jiayao.

Director Xiao Fang was shocked: "This! Isn't this too beautiful? Does this girl really exist in reality? Does it really exist?! A real person looks like this, no P?"

"..." Zhang He raised his forehead.

If the world's aesthetics can be as popular as Xiao Fang's, the spring of their arrogant and beautiful old Zhang's family is probably coming.

However, Zhang He is already very satisfied to have Fang guide one.

After all, there are not many people who really think his family is super good-looking, there is only one! wxya

"Come on, Director Fang, let's add a private WeChat account!"

……

Soon, "Dream of the Republic of China" has been launched for more than a month.

Jang Hyuk is already very familiar with the whole crew.

Especially Xiao Fang.

Now, Zhang Hyuk’s source of happiness every day is to sit happily in the corner of the set with candy in his mouth after filming, and watch the young director’s daily “collapse QAQ face”.

Alone Better Together.

Sometimes other leading actors will join the ranks of onlookers and "hahaha" together after the performance.

The rich people in this world are indeed ruthless and cold-blooded animals.

Intellectually, everyone wanted to sympathize with Director Fang.

But in terms of sensibility, it will always be—hahaha, hahaha, this person's sad face is so cute, like a little hamster, I really want to laugh!

Obviously, Director Fang's daily QAQ face is all the fault of the actors.

Bear the brunt of it, the male advocated He.

Mr. Zhang, he has no acting experience after all.

It was the first time in my life to film a movie, and there were no "chosen son"-style unscientific automatic enlightenment, extraordinary talent, and instant actor.

Therefore, in most scenarios, it means following Director Fang's instructions and purely biological instinct after memorizing the lines...

Work hard, cough, blind JB acting.

The result is of course, the acting is quite self-contained, letting go of oneself?

……

The male protagonist's painting style is not right, and his acting skills are like a wild horse, sometimes even a ghost.

Leading to Fang Dao's daily QAQ face.

However, after filming for a while, director Xiao Fang started to be wrong with Mr. Zhang QAQ.

Whoever lets, there is no harm without comparison!

Mr. Zhang is already very good!

Really good!At least he has memorized his lines well and acted seriously!It is "dedicated"!

Looking at other related households, what the hell is the heroine?

What the hell is a villain?

What the hell are the other supporting characters and NPCs?

The number one female is Li Zhenzhen, who seems to be the little wife of the president Jinwu Zangjiao, whose acting skills are completely negative, and she directly spends money to stuff it in.

Silly, sweet and unresponsive.No matter how you teach him, he just stares and pouts, can't recite his lines, and likes to cry.

Looking at the villain, the villain... is even more difficult to describe.

Who is the big boss villain Li Yunfei in the original work?The domineering warlord is manly and murderous without blinking an eye, the kind that Zhang Zuolin is more than Du Yuesheng than Zhang Zuolin!

In the end, he was stuffed with a fair and delicate young boy, and the lines could be read in Wu Nong's soft language, but he had a face that looked more like the heroine than the leading lady! ! !

Every time the two are in the same frame, they are whiter and more beautiful than the heroine!

The filters are all invalid, especially eye-catching!

The other one-water supporting roles + NPCs are all from various related households.

One by one can paddle as much as he can, and as impressive as his business ability can be.

How to break?

Directing "Dream of the Republic of China" for two months, Fang Dao's mental journey has gone from a bolt from the blue sky, to feeling ashamed, to struggling again, and then to being in love.

Now he is a Buddha.

The weather is calm and the Tao follows nature.

I look at the original text with a blank expression on a daily basis, "The heroine's tears are like dew on roses, like shooting stars in the sky", and then look at the camera. Where did he pull the wrong nerve, he seemed to be laughing even though he was crying.

Then when I called cut here, the heroine over there could immediately cry, "I was so exhausted from crying just now, I blamed it", the teardrops were much more realistic than in the play.

In the same way, when I look at the script in my hand with a blank face, it is clearly written that "the villain Li Yunfei's sinister and vicious secret room threatens the male protagonist Zhen Yuqi".

Then the clips that were cut, no matter how you look at it, are tall, handsome, bully-faced warlords with sharp eyes, and the warlord hero meets the innocent and beautiful little actor crying in a secret room. Every minute and every second, it feels like the hero is forcing the villain into prostitution. Drama.

Director Fang: How did this show break?There is no way to direct this play.

Director Fang: Lie flat and keep smiling.

Director Fang: Goodbye, this wonderful world!

……

Seeing Director Fang is really miserable. After work is over, a group of wayward local actors who spend money to stuff in will also have a collective sympathy on a daily basis.

Bring the poor and poor to force Fang to go out.

Eat delicious food and soothe his wounded heart.

By the way enlighten him.

"Fang Dao, if you can't take us with you...you can't take us with you! Don't be sad all day long. Be a human being, the most important thing is to be happy!"

"Come on, we ordered longevity noodles for you!"

"If you want to be happy in life, you might as well take a step back and think, no matter what the filming looks like, anyway, you don't lose a cent of your salary, right?"

"And now on the market, anyway, more than 80% of the good IPs will inevitably be changed by fancy magic and reduced to the fate of drama. It is estimated that the audience friends have already gotten used to it, and no one blames you!"

Director Fang: QAQ.

"However, if Lei Ju loses blood at the end of the play, all the money invested will be lost!"

Zhang He was pouring his hairy belly into the hot pot with 12 concentration, and heard the words: "Hey, I am the investor, what are you afraid of? Losing money is also due to me, not you."

Director Fang: "But I don't want you to lose money either!"

Zhang He: "..."

Oh my god, I'm so moved.

"Don't worry, don't worry, you won't lose money." He chewed his hairy belly, patted Fang Dao with puffed cheeks.

"I'm not lying to you, I can't lose money! Mr. Zhang, you don't know me. People in the world call it 'investing in koi'. The projects I invested in have never lost money so far."

Director Xiao Fang was dubious.

Zhang He: "It's true! And generally, the more this kind of investment that everyone is not optimistic about, the more money you can make in the end."

"For example, last time, I bought the abandoned mine that others mentioned, and I developed a titanium crystal. Last time, when others said it was a saline-alkali land, I opened a hot spring to build a resort. And the last time, I opened a wasteland. The Warring States Tomb, the national archaeological team came the next day."

"So, we can't lose in "Dream of the Republic of China", you believe me."

When he said this, Li Zhenzhen, who played the heroine, suddenly let out an "ow".

"Could it be you!"

"I heard from my husband that there is a koi in their investment circle, whoever invests in it can turn a stone into gold! Investing in any weird and broken projects can make money, which is very unscientific!"

Zhang He: It's under!

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