Blessing Potion [Comprehensive British and American]

Blessed Potion

——The blessing potion made by the ancient and noble magic family for magic babies, to bless the babies with a smooth life.

Adverse reactions: None. (Handwritten note on the side: produces the Amprus effect, see Prince's Handbook for details)

Excerpt from: "Prince Power Potion"

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The sky is bright and the air is clear, and the wind is smooth. 【Note 1】

In a house near Shantang Street, Haishi City, a boy with black curly hair was sitting in front of the dining table with dim eyes, holding a fried egg in his mouth.

"Mom, where's dad?" The boy held a fork in one hand and hummed with difficulty from the corner of his mouth.

A white fox squatting on the cool cushion of the dining chair shook its ears, stood up on its hind legs, and suddenly transformed into a gentle and beautiful woman. The woman was dressed in a slim cheongsam, and she gracefully stroked A lock of hair said:

"Here, you're standing in the yard. Lin Xirui, eat your eggs well, don't shake them in your mouth."

The boy named Lin Xirui in Chinese and Xi Ruier in English is not surprised by his mother's transformation.

Hearing this, he straightened his slumped back, and swallowed the fried egg whole in two mouthfuls, with the egg liquid still hanging from the corner of his mouth, and stretched his neck to look out.

"What are you doing in the yard? ... Watching the sky?"

The old man with white hair and childlike face sitting on the sofa took a sip from the spout of the purple sand teapot, and God spoke slowly:

"Comrade Xiaoben actually got up earlier than the old man today, his buttocks feel like they have been nailed, and he can't sit still...Young man!"

"He said he was expecting the letter."

The gentle woman who can turn into a fox took out a tissue from the embroidered tissue box, and turned her son's face away without being gentle at all, and wiped the egg liquid from the corner of his mouth clean.

"Waiting for a letter? What letter? Did grandma send a letter?"

The curly-haired kid on the chair seemed to have completely woken up and dozed off, and he twisted out of the chair unwillingly for a moment, and jumped on the slippers on the ground, wanting to rush out.

As soon as he rushed to the door, he bumped into his father who happened to enter the door.

It doesn't matter if you don't hit it.

With this collision, a pair of white hair pointed ears came out.

Cyril covered her head in horror: "Ma Ma!!! The ears are coming out again, my God! What should I do if I go out in a while?"

Lin Jiu patted his son's head calmly, and his ears instantly returned to normal.

"Don't worry honey, it's just that the magic is unstable. Your father said anything can happen on your eleventh birthday."

Benny is a typical "British" gentleman. Even though he has lived in China for more than ten years, he still maintains the habit of wearing a decent shirt and trousers anytime and anywhere.

According to an uncle who chased his mother, the grandfather owed a huge sum of money back then, and his father helped to repay it. Then, the grandfather had no choice but to betroth his beloved daughter to him.

But Cyril felt that things were not that simple.

Because Dad Benny has to receive pocket money from Ma Ma Linjiu every month.Dad probably used all his own money to pay off the debt...

After receiving the money, Dad will share a little more and give it to Cyril.

Often, Cyril changed hands and went to buy ice cream.

"The Cooling Charm is a good thing, but you don't have a wand right now, so I can't teach it to you. But you shouldn't use that as an excuse to eat an extra snowman sorbet every day. At most one a day, put the one behind you back." -Ben Ni once said so to his son.

Rumor has it that Dad's dad—grandfather was very rich.

Grandfather is a British capitalist, the kind who has status in both black and white.

(Benny: I’ve said it eight hundred times, black and white can’t be used like this, it’s Muggles and the wizarding world!)

My grandmother is Italian-French and my grandfather is British.

In fact, speaking of it this way... In fact, he is not a Chinese-English mixed race, he should be called... one-eighth of France, one-eighth of Italy, one-quarter of England, and one-half of China's Kunlun white fox...

What's even more amazing is that his ID number ends in 8842...【Note 4】

……

At this moment, one of the two long legs of "Gentleman Benny" is being held tightly by his own son.He rubbed his son's nest head in a very natural way, and walked as usual, dragging the leg pendant (or sack) weighing dozens of kilograms, to the dining table to greet his beloved wife.

"Honey, you are so beautiful today."

As he spoke, he leaned closer and kissed his wife Lin Jiu on the forehead.With a wave of the small wooden stick in his hand, the coffee machine in the kitchen automatically started to brew coffee, and the chubby coffee cup filled with fragrant coffee bounced to his hand without spilling a single drop.

"Cough, be more reserved."

The foreign son-in-law is good in all aspects, he is actually satisfied from the bottom of his heart, but sometimes... a little too enthusiastic...

In front of their parents, they hugged and held their daughter high for a while.

It's one thing to see a daughter and son-in-law loving each other, but it's another thing to see a daughter and son-in-law "showing affection" in front of each other every day!

Mr. Lin refused to admit that it was because his wife went to England for a meeting and left him alone.

Mr. Lin tapped the precious teapot in his hand on the table lightly, grabbed the newspaper at hand and flipped it back and forth.

In the end, he stabilized his casual tone and asked lightly:

"So, did that notice of what you were talking about arrive?"

"Not yet, Dad. I think it may be because the distance between China and Britain is too far, and it will take longer...?"

"England? Didn't grandma go to France? So it wasn't sent by grandma?"

The curly-haired mixed-race Xiao Zhengtai leaned on his father's knees and raised his head curiously. His gray-green eyes were exactly the same as his British father's, except that they were different from his father's sharp eyes with single eyelids. His eyes were made of almonds. Shaped—the shape of mother Lin Jiu's eyes.

"Of course not baby, we are waiting for your admission letter." Benny's father finally gave his attention to the leg pendant son, and lifted his soft hair that was hanging on his forehead, revealing his full forehead .Respond cheerfully.

"No... dad, you finally compromised with mom? I'm going to the bilingual new western summer camp remedial class?!"

"...Son, it's not extracurricular classes, it's enrollment. That's a place you really should go."

"Wait... Dad, please tell me that there are no math and English classes there, right? By the way, if you can take Teacher Xiao He with you..."

"My dear Cyril, don't talk about these things. Can you tell your poor father, what trouble did you get into again? Your grandfather said that the school called yesterday."

Cyril froze instantly.

Lin Jiu habitually wanted to scratch his ears, and then suddenly remembered that he was not in the form of a fox, and slowly lowered his raised right foot.Casually said:

"It's nothing serious. Yesterday the head teacher said that he found that Lin Xirui accidentally forgot all the homework for the holidays in the classroom, that's all."

Ms. Lin Jiu, who graduated from Beijing Normal University, holds a double master's degree. She has always been open-minded, but she actually doesn't have such high demands on her son.I just occasionally want my children to go to New Western's summer camp remedial class - recommended by Mathematics Teacher Tao.

Xi Ruier is currently studying in the fifth grade of Yuhai City Sunshine Primary School.

If you asked him to talk about his impression of the school, then Cyril would say:

"Haishi Sunshine Primary School has a gentle and lovely Chinese teacher——He Meimei.

But besides He Meimei, there are also fierce math and English teachers, such as Mathematics Tao and Mr. Ma. "

All three happened to teach Lin Xirui's class.

Mathematics teacher Tao, Chunky is Mediterranean.English Mr. Ma, tall and thin is also Mediterranean.

"Uh... Mathematics Tao asked me to do a book of oral calculations and application problems four times. Mr. Ma also added homework after hearing that, and asked me to copy the words of the first 6 units in three lines each. Dad! Do you know Knowing the animal names of monkey, elephant, and zebra in the third unit, there are 30 of them... There are a whole 58 pages of oral calculations! It's inhumane!"

The little boy lowered his gaze, quietly let go of his paws, and glanced at the oily paw prints on his father's suit pants with a guilty conscience.

The tone was tearful and choked up, very pitiful.

("Inhumane" is a new word he's learned recently, and the boy loves to use it wherever he can.)

The high expectations of the teachers for Cyril are like a roll of toilet paper, and Cyril's performance makes them tear up their expectations again and again.

Finally, one day, a certain male teacher looked at the toilet paper tube in his hand, threw it away, and decided to chat with another teacher in the math group next door.

The two teachers hit it off with Lin Xirui's problem, and after discussion, they unanimously decided to give up the love education for this mixed-race boy who looks very cute, but is really useless in mathematics and English...

If one mathematics is enough to make Cyril worry about it, then add English, two-pronged approach, Cyril is looking forward to transferring schools every day.

"It's better to go to a place where there are no English and math classes" - this was Cyril's secret wish on her birthday last year.

……

In fact, the useless Cyril is not all useless.

His excellent composition is still posted on the school bulletin board.Several articles.

With a pair of green eyes, he is not only good at Chinese, but also good at classical Chinese!

There is such a catchphrase circulating in contemporary primary schools: "One is afraid of classical Chinese, the other is afraid of writing, and the third is afraid of cultivating people."

Cyril expressed deep disdain and contempt for this...

However, who would have thought that a mixed-race person would be good at Chinese and ancient Chinese? ? ?

Hobby is peeking at grandfather's herbal medicine books? ? ?

Today's situation has both historical and practical reasons.

He Meimei is Cyril's Chinese teacher, a girl who just graduated from a normal school, full of enthusiasm for education and love for children (especially the cute mixed-race boy like Cyril).

Teacher Xiao He has two small dimples when she smiles, a typical Jiangnan girl, Wu Nong speaks softly, she speaks softly and never speaks loudly.

Cyril loves her so much that she once urged Benny to discuss with Mr. He, asking if she could teach English and math by the way.

It's best to have her teach all the classes.

Benny turned him down with a serious face.and tell him:

"The age difference between you is too big, she will be old when you grow up."

Cyril looked blank: "What do you mean?"

Lin Jiu squeezed her husband behind with her fox tail, and said lovingly:

"It means that Teacher Xiao He teaches so many classes at the same time, which will accelerate aging, which is something that every woman is unwilling to face."

Cyril nodded half-understanding.

……

The math teacher and English teacher here are anxious to see that Xi Ruier's Chinese performance is thriving, and the math and English have not improved.

Ask his father for help?

Oh, nonexistent.

Lin Xirui's father will sincerely explain his educational philosophy to them every time with his lush and noble head (height difference):

Liberate nature, return to nature, encourage a lot, work harder next time!

At this time, they want to wipe their shiny Mediterranean with a handkerchief.

Having hair is awesome, are you an education expert or am I? ?

But it's strange...every time I see Mr. Mai (McLean), I feel very relaxed. As soon as Mr. Mai leaves, the anxiety returns.Thinking that every serious conversation ended in failure, the two teachers felt very evil.

……

At this moment, Mr. Benny looked carefully at his son who was clearly guilty under his nose, and said cautiously:

"So your mother said last night that you used the white fox formula taught by your grandfather to crook the pen in your hand... and accidentally conjured up your tail?"

"Oh, Dad, that was an accident, I didn't want to bend it, I actually liked that one... I seem to have misremembered one of the gestures... When I pulled hard, the tail came out... Cyril groaned and lightly kicked the slippers hanging on his toes, but was snatched away by the orange cat that ran quietly.

The originally quiet living room was like a drop of water dripping into a frying pan, and it exploded instantly.

"Hey! Old Bao, stop, put down my slippers!" Cyril turned around with one foot and threw himself at the "Veteran Slipper Stealer" who was trying to slip away.Then as a matter of course, he was grabbed by a big generous hand and caught him back.

"Son, we haven't finished our conversation yet, please forget your slipper first.

Tell me the truth, do you want your pen to write automatically? "

"Forehead……"

"Behonest?"

"Yes..." Cyril replied lazily, and a bunch of dull hair on his head swayed twice as the master bowed his head listlessly.

Benny lovingly stroked his son's hair from an angle that Cyril could not see:

"Syril, there is a reason why Mom and Dad don't let you use it alone. It is the power in your body. You are still young, and we know you are curious, but this power is difficult for you to control now. You may Injured because of it... and worse. Actually, today I..."

Benny's paternal chicken soup was interrupted by a loud noise, and the sound of fluttering wings and paper clattering accompanied by two different bird calls resounded throughout the living room.

Overhead, an exceptionally robust brown barn owl and paper cranes squeezed through the open window at the same time, sparring across the living room ceiling.

Suddenly, the hut on Shantang Street was in chaos.

"Dad! What's that!" Cyril screamed.

"Benny, that's Mom's paper crane letter, don't let that bird tear it up!" Lin Jiu covered her face with her hands.

"Quick! Get them all off my head! The damn bird is going to peck the old man's hair off!"

Grandpa, as the one closest to the battlefield, was holding a newspaper and waving it wildly.In the end, I couldn't help but turned into a gust of wind and rushed out of the encirclement, heading straight for the kitchen.

"Y'ALL CALM! KEEP CALM! PLEASE!"

Benny mixed Chinese and English, and suddenly got up and flew over, trying to rescue the two "birds" who were fighting so hard to separate from each other's mouths.

"Dad, where is your stick? Mom... Mom, why are you transforming, grandpa put down the knife, ouch! Dad, help me! Grandpa has the knife!"

In the end, the owl threw a thick letter on Cyril's forehead angrily.

Xi Ruier clutched the white and tender forehead - there was a conspicuous triangular red mark on it, and sat down at the corner of the table, grabbing the letter aggrievedly.

After throwing the letter, the owl flew to the curtain rod in the living room, and was arranging its messy feathers with its pointed beak.The few dull hairs on the top of the head were still sticking out angrily.

The author has something to say:

[Note 1] Love this sentence from Wang Xizhi's "Lanting Collection Preface".

[Note 2] The time of this article started in 1985. I originally wanted to write about Shantang Street in Suzhou. I remembered that in the 80s, there was no airport in Suzhou.

[Note 3] I pay tribute to the half-blood stalk who likes dragons in "The Devil" by Yudaisuo who I watched a long time ago, and the cute half-blood that can transform into a beast. . .Set up a hairy one.

[Note 4] It was only when I wrote 50 words that I realized that the penultimate even number might be a woman. .A reader is very cute, saying that this means that it is a subject.I feel "starfish".

Written before: (forgive the long words, only this time)

There are a thousand professors in the eyes of a thousand people, giving my favorite characters a different fulfillment.

About people:

Xiaoshou 8842 is a loser in the early stage, Chinese is better than English, Chinese medicine is better than mathematics, and a strong growth player in the later stage.He grew up in a family where his mother was a white fox, his father was a pseudo-"British" nobleman of complicated blood, and his grandparents, grandparents, and grandparents were open-minded and interesting. (and there will be new family members)

#剧情不好live live eating slippers! ! !The real foreshadowing begins with hairy ear allergies~~~#

Coconut hereby guarantees that the appearance of every point may be a foreshadowing to ensure the intention of the plot.

The professor's mentality and emotional changes will be explained in the following text, and it is guaranteed not to be OOC.

If there is any suggestion, I will actively listen to it, because reading itself is an extension of literary creation.

Coconut is usually joking and joking, but he cares about everyone's comments.The key point is to be happy with each other. If you are not satisfied with this book, coconut will try to make the next book to satisfy the little angel~

Writing is not a full-time job, but a hobby and sharing. The important thing is to be happy with each other.

Finally, finally, fanatical welcome to collect and comment~~~