The National Male God Dotes on His Wife Online [Quick Travel]
Chapter 1 The boss who was accidentally struck by lightning
Before Chen Qingjin could react, a thunderbolt hit the maddened person next to her. Apart from hearing the voice as a woman, she couldn't tell anything else, and then she was implicated. God thought the two of them were accomplices, and she He was also killed by lightning!
At first, I felt sorry for her when I heard her say that, but now I just want to catch her and beat her up, but...
Chen Qingjin:? ? ?I just came out for a meal. What did I do wrong?God, why don't you have eyes, no wonder she wants to scold you, and I want to scold you too!
Song Shuyan's back was facing Chen Qingjin, and she didn't even know that there was a person with such a background behind her. Because of some setbacks at work, after drinking a little wine, she remembered how many years she had because of this "powerful and domineering" The taunts and cold treatment he receives for his height and stature.
All the dissatisfaction and grievances gathered together for a while, obviously nothing happened in the past, but this time I cursed loudly on a whim, and was directly struck by lightning, I couldn't help but curse again, God damn it, bullying the weak and fearing the hard, killing the donkey...
? ? ?It's okay to bully the weak and fear the hard, but what the hell is it to kill a donkey?
The Jinjiang national male god system felt that she might have tied up a fool, and how did she bind a woman, so can this national male god's task really be completed?The Jinjiang system only feels that the future is bleak, and the key point is that it can't change the host now.
The Jinjiang system took a deep breath and cheered for herself: She will definitely be able to transfer/teach the host to be a 24-hour filial husband, come on, you are the best!
Playback:
Song Shuyan held the beer bottle in one hand, and walked staggeringly. There were no pedestrians on the road, except of course, except for those behind, otherwise it would really be regarded as running out of a mental hospital.
Pointing to the sky with one hand, he cursed loudly: "God, you don't have eyes at all, how did I offend you, and gave me such a manly figure, you can give it if you say so, I don't know That's all, let's say I'm a woman, except for this voice, how can I look like a woman?" As he spoke, he turned around in a circle with his eyes blindfolded.
Still did not see Chen Qingjin walking behind her.
After taking a sip of wine, he emboldened himself, and continued to curse: "You can say that I am a man, and I don't have any meat under my body. I have long hair. They say I am weird, and I have a mental illness. I have long hair. Short hair, they said I was a pervert, are you the sea? You are so wide-ranging, my parents didn’t say anything about me, so why do you say me.”
There were tears falling, Song Shuyan raised her hand and wiped it casually twice, spurning herself, "Why are you crying, you are really useless."
"No man likes me, so I won't say anything. I already like women, so what's the big deal, but I finally have a girl I like. I go after her, and people say I look like a scumbag. I think I have violent tendencies, I, who have I provoked!"
"I'm already 23, and I didn't even send out my first kiss. I caused trouble because of my height of [-]. God damn it, if you don't give me a girlfriend, I will curse you for not being able to have children. Wife and Someone else ran away, the child is not yours, choked to death when drinking water, choked to death when eating..." The more he spoke, the voice became louder, and there was a faint excitement in it.
Chen Qingjin:? ? ?Are you kidding me? Are you still addicted to scolding?
Chen Qingjin, who was thinking this way, didn't notice the sudden change in the sky, and before both of them could react, it was Game Over!
When Song Shuyan became conscious again, she just opened her eyes when she heard an excited female voice shouting "Master, you're awake!" Then she ran out, probably to notify someone!
Song Shuyan rubbed her painful head, and now she had time to recall, did that woman call her young master just now?
Master?male?
Thinking of this, the body stiffened for a moment, and the hand that was massaging the head just now stretched into the quilt, and he was relieved that he didn't touch anything that he didn't have before.
It's okay, it's okay, it's still a little fairy!
But why did she call herself young master?Isn't she a woman?
Just thinking wildly like this, I didn't find anything wrong at all, even the entanglement was just entangled with why I was called the young master when I was obviously a woman, instead of feeling that something was wrong? !
The Jinjiang system couldn't help it anymore, and controlled the last bit of reason left in it, a mechanical voice sounded in Song Shuyan's mind: "Hello host, I'm the Jinjiang national male god system, you can call me Jinjiang."
After speaking, he quietly waited for someone's reaction.
Song Shuyan felt that he might be hallucinating, otherwise how could he hear someone talking to him in his mind, it would be too nonsense!Well, she must not have woken up.
"The host should recall what happened before!" The Jinjiang system couldn't hold back, and the mechanical sound was a little mocking.
I heard it again, so it's not a hallucination. Thinking about what happened before, Song Shuyan's brain started to work rapidly. She seemed to have drunk alcohol, then scolded God, vented her anger fiercely, and then a thunderbolt directly struck down, and then she opened her eyes again to be here.
Song Shuyan has never once felt so overwhelmed that she can still remember what happened after being drunk. She was very proud before, but she didn't expect to be slapped in the face now!
So, is she dead?Song Shuyan was thinking a little uncertainly.
Hesitantly asked: "So where am I now? Am I dead? Where is this place? Why did she call me young master just now?"
The Jinjiang system was a little confused, but answered Song Shuyan in the order she asked.
"In the world made up of a novel; in the real world, you are indeed left with nothing left of being struck by lightning; as for calling you young master, you will know after reading the novel."
Then when Song Shuyan was digesting these things, the Jinjiang system said again: "Since the host is cursing God, at the same time you are implicated and struck by lightning in the real world. Now, what the host has to do It is to find her soul fragments and let her live happily through these worlds, and only after she is finished will she have a chance to be reborn, so host, please work hard, I believe you are the best!"
Song Shuyan: ... speechless and right!So what did I do wrong?Shouldn't you be a big brother and stay in your big bed of [-] square meters?What are you doing wandering around in the middle of the night? Now that you’re all right, not only have you been chopped into scum, but I also want to make you happy, so how unhappy were you before? ? ?
Chen Qingjin: ... Get the hell out of here, where are you talking heresy, have you ever seen someone sleeping in a bed of [-] square meters, even the leaders of the country would not dare to be so extravagant, okay?You are not kidding me!
And I will go out to have a meal, the ghost knows that I will be struck by lightning by mistake, if I know this will happen, I will definitely fly a plane in the air to watch the beautiful moment when you are struck by lightning, it must be very cool, ╭(╯^╰) ╮
Song Shuyan didn't know so much, but felt overwhelmed, and asked the Jinjiang system uncertainly, "Then what do you mean by giving her happiness? And how many tasks do I have to complete? She is a man and a woman." What's your criteria for judging?"
Jinjiang System: ...Why didn't I realize that she still has the potential to be a chatterbox before, so why did I get confused by her deceptive appearance? What a mistake, what a mistake!
"It is to chase her, fall in love with her, and make her feel very happy and happy. It must be sincere, otherwise there will be punishment; complete twelve tasks in total, No. 12 tasks will return to the world you were in; she It's a woman, she's very beautiful, and she's very temperamental; the judging criteria are based on the boss's happiness value."
Now that I've come to this point, Song Shuyan couldn't hold back her curiosity anymore, and asked, "Why did you choose to bind me? I have no money and no power. Apart from being special, I don't seem to have any What's wrong, and I'm still a little bit jealous, are you sure the boss can see me?" Full of doubts!
Also, because she is so handsome, the first time a woman sees her, she thinks she must be very carefree, and then there is no more...
Hearing what she said, the Jinjiang system also felt that the future was bleak, but it can't be said that she was just bound by her brain because she was attracted by her handsome and tragic face, and she would be ridiculed, okay?
"Of course you can fall in love. You have to have some confidence in yourself. Not to mention that you are so good-looking, and you can go to the kitchen under the hall and play a good instrument. If I can become a human, I will definitely be bold. I'll go after you." Jinjiang System said something that he didn't believe, and he was very fortunate that he couldn't transform into a human form, otherwise wouldn't it be the end of it┐(-`)┌
But what she said is not all false, at least it is recognized that Song Shuyan's food is delicious, I don't know who said it, that if you want to capture a person's heart, you must first grasp her stomach, the stomach is separated from the heart The nearest place, grabbing the stomach, is it far from grabbing the heart?
"Really?" Song Shuyan rubbed her chin, still a little in disbelief. If this is really the case, why didn't anyone like her before?But from her tone, it didn't seem like she was lying to herself!
I scratched my hair a little annoyed, I don’t want to, I’d better think about how to catch up with that big guy, she will try to like her, fall in love with her, even if there is no result after returning to the real world, she can’t be a scumbag .
"Jinjiang, send me the novel!" As soon as Song Shuyan finished speaking, she felt her head was overwhelmed, and her eyes turned black. Damn it, why didn't she tell herself that it would be so uncomfortable, it really didn't make sense, hiss, it hurts like hell !
It took a long time to feel better, and I closed my eyes to watch the plot.
At first, I felt sorry for her when I heard her say that, but now I just want to catch her and beat her up, but...
Chen Qingjin:? ? ?I just came out for a meal. What did I do wrong?God, why don't you have eyes, no wonder she wants to scold you, and I want to scold you too!
Song Shuyan's back was facing Chen Qingjin, and she didn't even know that there was a person with such a background behind her. Because of some setbacks at work, after drinking a little wine, she remembered how many years she had because of this "powerful and domineering" The taunts and cold treatment he receives for his height and stature.
All the dissatisfaction and grievances gathered together for a while, obviously nothing happened in the past, but this time I cursed loudly on a whim, and was directly struck by lightning, I couldn't help but curse again, God damn it, bullying the weak and fearing the hard, killing the donkey...
? ? ?It's okay to bully the weak and fear the hard, but what the hell is it to kill a donkey?
The Jinjiang national male god system felt that she might have tied up a fool, and how did she bind a woman, so can this national male god's task really be completed?The Jinjiang system only feels that the future is bleak, and the key point is that it can't change the host now.
The Jinjiang system took a deep breath and cheered for herself: She will definitely be able to transfer/teach the host to be a 24-hour filial husband, come on, you are the best!
Playback:
Song Shuyan held the beer bottle in one hand, and walked staggeringly. There were no pedestrians on the road, except of course, except for those behind, otherwise it would really be regarded as running out of a mental hospital.
Pointing to the sky with one hand, he cursed loudly: "God, you don't have eyes at all, how did I offend you, and gave me such a manly figure, you can give it if you say so, I don't know That's all, let's say I'm a woman, except for this voice, how can I look like a woman?" As he spoke, he turned around in a circle with his eyes blindfolded.
Still did not see Chen Qingjin walking behind her.
After taking a sip of wine, he emboldened himself, and continued to curse: "You can say that I am a man, and I don't have any meat under my body. I have long hair. They say I am weird, and I have a mental illness. I have long hair. Short hair, they said I was a pervert, are you the sea? You are so wide-ranging, my parents didn’t say anything about me, so why do you say me.”
There were tears falling, Song Shuyan raised her hand and wiped it casually twice, spurning herself, "Why are you crying, you are really useless."
"No man likes me, so I won't say anything. I already like women, so what's the big deal, but I finally have a girl I like. I go after her, and people say I look like a scumbag. I think I have violent tendencies, I, who have I provoked!"
"I'm already 23, and I didn't even send out my first kiss. I caused trouble because of my height of [-]. God damn it, if you don't give me a girlfriend, I will curse you for not being able to have children. Wife and Someone else ran away, the child is not yours, choked to death when drinking water, choked to death when eating..." The more he spoke, the voice became louder, and there was a faint excitement in it.
Chen Qingjin:? ? ?Are you kidding me? Are you still addicted to scolding?
Chen Qingjin, who was thinking this way, didn't notice the sudden change in the sky, and before both of them could react, it was Game Over!
When Song Shuyan became conscious again, she just opened her eyes when she heard an excited female voice shouting "Master, you're awake!" Then she ran out, probably to notify someone!
Song Shuyan rubbed her painful head, and now she had time to recall, did that woman call her young master just now?
Master?male?
Thinking of this, the body stiffened for a moment, and the hand that was massaging the head just now stretched into the quilt, and he was relieved that he didn't touch anything that he didn't have before.
It's okay, it's okay, it's still a little fairy!
But why did she call herself young master?Isn't she a woman?
Just thinking wildly like this, I didn't find anything wrong at all, even the entanglement was just entangled with why I was called the young master when I was obviously a woman, instead of feeling that something was wrong? !
The Jinjiang system couldn't help it anymore, and controlled the last bit of reason left in it, a mechanical voice sounded in Song Shuyan's mind: "Hello host, I'm the Jinjiang national male god system, you can call me Jinjiang."
After speaking, he quietly waited for someone's reaction.
Song Shuyan felt that he might be hallucinating, otherwise how could he hear someone talking to him in his mind, it would be too nonsense!Well, she must not have woken up.
"The host should recall what happened before!" The Jinjiang system couldn't hold back, and the mechanical sound was a little mocking.
I heard it again, so it's not a hallucination. Thinking about what happened before, Song Shuyan's brain started to work rapidly. She seemed to have drunk alcohol, then scolded God, vented her anger fiercely, and then a thunderbolt directly struck down, and then she opened her eyes again to be here.
Song Shuyan has never once felt so overwhelmed that she can still remember what happened after being drunk. She was very proud before, but she didn't expect to be slapped in the face now!
So, is she dead?Song Shuyan was thinking a little uncertainly.
Hesitantly asked: "So where am I now? Am I dead? Where is this place? Why did she call me young master just now?"
The Jinjiang system was a little confused, but answered Song Shuyan in the order she asked.
"In the world made up of a novel; in the real world, you are indeed left with nothing left of being struck by lightning; as for calling you young master, you will know after reading the novel."
Then when Song Shuyan was digesting these things, the Jinjiang system said again: "Since the host is cursing God, at the same time you are implicated and struck by lightning in the real world. Now, what the host has to do It is to find her soul fragments and let her live happily through these worlds, and only after she is finished will she have a chance to be reborn, so host, please work hard, I believe you are the best!"
Song Shuyan: ... speechless and right!So what did I do wrong?Shouldn't you be a big brother and stay in your big bed of [-] square meters?What are you doing wandering around in the middle of the night? Now that you’re all right, not only have you been chopped into scum, but I also want to make you happy, so how unhappy were you before? ? ?
Chen Qingjin: ... Get the hell out of here, where are you talking heresy, have you ever seen someone sleeping in a bed of [-] square meters, even the leaders of the country would not dare to be so extravagant, okay?You are not kidding me!
And I will go out to have a meal, the ghost knows that I will be struck by lightning by mistake, if I know this will happen, I will definitely fly a plane in the air to watch the beautiful moment when you are struck by lightning, it must be very cool, ╭(╯^╰) ╮
Song Shuyan didn't know so much, but felt overwhelmed, and asked the Jinjiang system uncertainly, "Then what do you mean by giving her happiness? And how many tasks do I have to complete? She is a man and a woman." What's your criteria for judging?"
Jinjiang System: ...Why didn't I realize that she still has the potential to be a chatterbox before, so why did I get confused by her deceptive appearance? What a mistake, what a mistake!
"It is to chase her, fall in love with her, and make her feel very happy and happy. It must be sincere, otherwise there will be punishment; complete twelve tasks in total, No. 12 tasks will return to the world you were in; she It's a woman, she's very beautiful, and she's very temperamental; the judging criteria are based on the boss's happiness value."
Now that I've come to this point, Song Shuyan couldn't hold back her curiosity anymore, and asked, "Why did you choose to bind me? I have no money and no power. Apart from being special, I don't seem to have any What's wrong, and I'm still a little bit jealous, are you sure the boss can see me?" Full of doubts!
Also, because she is so handsome, the first time a woman sees her, she thinks she must be very carefree, and then there is no more...
Hearing what she said, the Jinjiang system also felt that the future was bleak, but it can't be said that she was just bound by her brain because she was attracted by her handsome and tragic face, and she would be ridiculed, okay?
"Of course you can fall in love. You have to have some confidence in yourself. Not to mention that you are so good-looking, and you can go to the kitchen under the hall and play a good instrument. If I can become a human, I will definitely be bold. I'll go after you." Jinjiang System said something that he didn't believe, and he was very fortunate that he couldn't transform into a human form, otherwise wouldn't it be the end of it┐(-`)┌
But what she said is not all false, at least it is recognized that Song Shuyan's food is delicious, I don't know who said it, that if you want to capture a person's heart, you must first grasp her stomach, the stomach is separated from the heart The nearest place, grabbing the stomach, is it far from grabbing the heart?
"Really?" Song Shuyan rubbed her chin, still a little in disbelief. If this is really the case, why didn't anyone like her before?But from her tone, it didn't seem like she was lying to herself!
I scratched my hair a little annoyed, I don’t want to, I’d better think about how to catch up with that big guy, she will try to like her, fall in love with her, even if there is no result after returning to the real world, she can’t be a scumbag .
"Jinjiang, send me the novel!" As soon as Song Shuyan finished speaking, she felt her head was overwhelmed, and her eyes turned black. Damn it, why didn't she tell herself that it would be so uncomfortable, it really didn't make sense, hiss, it hurts like hell !
It took a long time to feel better, and I closed my eyes to watch the plot.
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