so many troublemakers

In a blink of an eye, it was time for Ji Lingchen to go out to catch the plane, because there were only Ri Jing and his aunt at home, and the aunt needed to cook and couldn't take care of Ri Jing.Gu Jixiu didn't go to the airport with Ji Lingchen, but just sent him to the gate.

After kissing Gu Jixiu lingeringly for a while, Ji Lingchen reluctantly got into the car and left.

The car had already left the Gu family's neighborhood, and Ji Lingchen was still smacking his lips to reminisce about the smell of his little Ji Ji—it didn't seem to have much taste?

Ji Lingchen wondered, don't novels always talk about lovers' mouths smelling like peach blossoms, plum blossoms, or lotus flowers?Why does my little Ji Ji's mouth taste like the fruit juice he just drank?

Ji Lingchen finally gave up, took out his phone and picked a movie to watch:

"Alice in Wonderland 2: Adventures Through the Looking-Glass"

The Douban score was as high as 6.6. Ji Lingchen guessed it was good, so he clicked in without hesitation.

During the two hours rushing to the airport, Ji Lingchen spent all of it watching this movie.After reading it, Ji Lingchen couldn't calm down for a long time——

I have a sentence MMP must say!

Douban's positive reviews are all idiots?Must be right? !

Fuck!A movie as crooked as Three Views is still for children to watch, so can it pass the review? !

I have only seen such a heroine of the green tea female watch in Big Fish and Begonia!Are movies with a rating of 6.6 poisonous?

……

While waiting for the plane in the terminal, Ji Lingchen couldn't hold back his hands that wanted to complain, and he didn't even have the mood to pay attention to the fans who came to see him off.

"Boss, what are you doing?" A bold fan leaned over to see what Ji Lingchen was doing.

There's nothing shameful about it, Ji Lingchen didn't block the phone screen, and directly showed it to them: "I'm rating the movie, and the score is unreasonable! I want to score minus [-]!"

"Negative ten?" The fans were stunned after hearing this. What kind of movie is this? "What movie?" The fans asked.

"Have you watched Alice in Wonderland 2?" Ji Lingchen asked the fans around after putting away his phone for now.

"I've seen it!" Ji Lingchen took the initiative to chat with them, and the fans all came alive.

"What do you think, boss? Isn't the special effect picture particularly beautiful?"

"Boss, have you read it?"

"Is it good looking, boss? I'll watch it when I go back!"

……

"Don't watch it!" Ji Lingchen hurriedly waved his hand and said, "This movie is explosive! Have you read Douban's movie reviews? The movie reviews are also explosive!"

The fans looked at each other, and there was clarity in their eyes: "Isn't it good-looking?"

Rolling his eyes, Ji Lingchen almost broke down: "I actually spent nearly two hours on this movie, my God! Why did I waste my life like this?! Trash, shocking rubbish! This hot-eyed Sanguan, is it for children? My mother, is this poisoning the next generation of the motherland? Culture invades my big China, this is what I want!"

"Let me tell you what kind of story this movie tells!" Ji Lingchen slapped his thigh, and took up the posture of giving a speech.

The fans who surrounded Ji Lingchen three floors inside and outside the three floors nodded one after another, silenced, and behaved well.

Ji Lingchen is a simple and quick person, so he used concise language to summarize the connotation of this movie:

To put it simply, an extremely selfish and hypocritical female protagonist of the prosperous white lotus, in order to show her heroic and fearless spirit of helping her friends, complicates simple problems and eventually turns them into tragedies, and then she steps forward to save the tragedy and finally succeeds in getting all A story of gratitude.

Specifically, an extremely selfish and hypocritical female protagonist of the prosperous white lotus, in order to so-called 'save' her friend, regardless of the danger of other people's lives, casually borrowed, stole, and robbed other people's life-threatening things, and finally broke out. The catastrophe almost destroyed the whole world, and after an easy apology overshadowed everything, the heroine who caused all the tragedies became the hero who saved the world.

The only good thing about the whole movie is the beautiful special effects and support for feminism, but to some extent it discredits women - the heroine is stupid, selfish and hypocritical, making people doubt that this is really supporting feminism Film instead of irony?

Fans who have watched it blinked a few times and said in a low voice, "When I saw it, I thought it looked pretty good."

"Then you must have no brains." Ji Lingchen said without hesitation: "My four-year-old niece won't watch this kind of garbage movie, okay? What is the most important thing in a movie? It is the idea and core of the movie , this is the skeleton of the film; as for the plot~ special effects~ the acting skills of the actors~ it's all flesh and blood."

"Let me tell you this, for a story, the flesh determines the lower limit of the movie, and the skeleton determines the upper limit of the movie. Without a skeleton, no matter how good a story is, it will not reach the height of Oscar." Ever seen a pig run?Ji Lingchen has read so many novels, both serious and popular, which are more or less rewarding.

"And this movie! The whole core of it is biased. People who plunder and plunder regardless of the safety of the world become heroes in the end. What kind of distorted values ​​does this convey? Isn't this a typical result-only approach?"

"Regardless of the process, just look at the result. The result is that the heroine saves the world, so she is a good person? Don't look at how many people she has harmed, and uncle Time was almost killed? And she destroyed the world in the first place, so she will go Isn't it right to save it? Could it be that she needs someone to wipe her ass after getting into trouble?"

"Not to mention children, adults with weak willpower should not watch this kind of movie." After drinking a few sips of water, Ji Lingchen educated the fans: "Look how many people scolded the heroine of Big Fish and Begonia, come to Alice Why is there a double standard? You guys, the moon in foreign countries is relatively round! I looked at the ratings in North America, Alice was in a mess, and there are still many people on Douban who praise this movie! Others pointed out The flaws in the movie and the distorted values, and some people scolded these scumbags who didn't give good reviews."

"I think those who give good reviews and mislead others to watch this movie are the scum! What kind of heart!"

"What's the matter? Foreign feces taste delicious after processing them?" Rolling his eyes, Ji Lingchen said: "TV art has no borders, good is good, and bad is bad. You can't just because it's something from abroad. It was inexplicably put on a halo. This is not only disrespect for those good films, but also disrespect for bad films of the same level."

"It's all bad movies, so why should someone wash the land with foreign garbage?" Ji Lingchen patted the shoulder of the fan who said the movie was good, and said earnestly: "Be a man! Especially when it comes to art, you must have a bowl of water. Ping! Otherwise, it will bring a big blow to the art creators!"

"Boss! It's time, let's go!" An Ran and Ding Ding dragged their suitcases and called Ji Lingchen from a distance.

"Yeah!" Putting his bag on his back, Ji Lingchen walked through the crowd through the passage the fans gave him, and said as he walked, "You guys should go home early, it won't be safe when it gets dark."

"Yeah! Got it, goodbye, boss!"

"Boss, have a good trip!"

"Boss, we will miss you!"

……

In the noisy farewell of the fans, Ji Lingchen went through the security check.

After getting on the plane, Ji Lingchen fastened his seat belt and went to sleep as usual.From Ji Lingchen's point of view, what else can you do if you don't sleep on the plane?Stare at how blue the sky is?

In addition to recording "Dancing Wonderfully", Ji Lingchen also has a small interview on an unknown live broadcast platform.In fact, the main purpose of such small interviews is to advertise the live broadcast platform, and the secondary purpose is to distribute benefits to fans to maintain popularity.

Such interviews are usually completed after the recording of variety shows.Therefore, the small program will not be very long, and there is not even a host (no voice), and it is all up to Ji Lingchen to hold the question board and answer while reading the questions.

As usual, Ding Ding and An Ran woke up Ji Lingchen when the plane landed, and the four of them rushed to the hotel after leaving the airport and the nanny car.

It was such a busy day that Ji Lingchen didn't even bother to scroll through Weibo, so he packed up and applied a thick sleeping mask, lay down and fell asleep.

Early the next morning, Ji Lingchen was a rare star who went backstage to put on makeup.Looking at the empty dressing room, he felt a kind of heroic feeling of "the whole TV station has been contracted by me"!

It may be because Lin Zhuangsi was directly torn up by hand last time, but this time the recording of "Dancing Wonderfully" did not have any troubles. It went smoothly from beginning to end, and there was harmony among the judges!The editor and director of the program group were so harmonious that they pulled their hair.

It's so harmonious, there's no point in hyping them up...

After recording "Wonderful Dance", Ji Lingchen turned around and entered the small interview studio.Put five or six question boards at Ji Lingchen's feet, set up a video camera—start recording!

"Just the two of us?" Ji Lingchen pointed to the photographer and then to himself: "Then what should I say? Opening, introduce myself and then? I forgot."

"Tell me what was the hot search last time, and then just take the question board and tear off the seal to answer the question." The photographer introduced: "Brother Chen, do you have any questions?"

"It's gone!" With a wave of his big hand, Ji Lingchen said to himself, "Don't worry about shooting!"

"Hello, everyone, I'm Ji Lingchen! What I'm going to do today is Leyu video, tearing up hot searches." After finishing speaking, Ji Lingchen scratched the tip of his nose with his index finger: "The last time I was on the hot search was... yes……"

"I forgot, maybe Hot Search loves me more, and I can't remember it too often." Waving his hand, Ji Lingchen said with a smile: "Okay, that's not the point! The next thing is."

Ji Lingchen picked up a question board and tore apart the fans' quizzes one by one:

1. You have won so many military medals, you are really amazing!

Answer: Nonsense, let me say it.How powerful I am, I don't even know it myself.

2. #朱陵除暴感# Have you ever thought about changing your bad temper?

Answer: Don't fall in love with me if you are so glassy, ​​okay?

3. What is your favorite food?

Answer: My daughter-in-law, I ask you if you are afraid of cannibals hahahahaha.

4. Fans call you Ji Dangdang, do you know that?

Answer: Although the description is quite in place, I still like to be called a boss.

5. You were robbed some time ago, can you teach your fans some 'escape' skills after being robbed?

Answer: Just don’t learn from me, unless you think it’s too late hahahahaha.Well, seriously, hurry up and clean yourself up if you can, and be honest, pay the money and don't kill yourself!

6. @运报委一号 asked: Does the company care about your Weibo posts?why?

A: Have you looked after it?Why don't you care about it... Maybe they think it's terminally ill, so they just give up the treatment.

7. @吃瓜路人 asked: When will I bring my girlfriend out to meet fans?

Answer: Wake up, stop dreaming.It's dawn, hurry to move bricks.

8. @运控委[-]号 asked: Where is your favorite partner? (It's not body parts, it's character TAT boss, I beg you, don't turn yellow so easily, okay?)

Answer: Hahahahahahahahaha!My fans know me well!How did she know that I would want to go there!I remember this ID!Hahaha...cough cough...favourite...everywhere!

9. @吃草途人 asked: You have become a fan not long ago, do you have any precautions for fans?I don't want to be personally issued a fan status by the boss.

Answer: Good, very good, very good.

10. @九十八记忆 jumped out and asked: How did you and your partner get together?Were they together before debut?

Answer: My partner took care of me, and then we were together [serious face]