so many troublemakers

Entrusted by others to be loyal to others, Ji Lingchen took a small amount of money from Zhang Zhifei, and Ji Lingchen turned around and posted on Weibo.

Ji Lingchen: Entrusted by Li Li's flower-protecting emissary, he violently beats the lowly dog ​​head who actively pulls CP.no thanks!

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Ji Lingchen's Official Fan Club: Entrusted? ? [Question] Who?

Li Qi'an's official fan support club: Active like a marketing account, wait... Your style seems to be a marketing account.

An Yu Neighborhood: Who is it?Is it He Lin?Today you record a quick book together!Is it He Lin?definitely is! 【cute】

Between Lin'an: Aww, it must be He Lin, right?Husband-guarding madman, little neighbor! !Claim ownership!

An Bu Li Neighbor: Distribute candy in the air!My CP is the sweetest!Fans can't play steaming!It really is true love!

……

Looking at the hot comments of several CP fans below, Ji Lingchen was at a loss, "Is the brain too big?"Do I know He Lin?Am I familiar with him?Why are CP fans eating sugar now?Where did this candy come from? '

'Is it true that CP fans rely on the unbeatable Lenovo to eat sugar?Think about some unreasonable things and then take it seriously, and finally it comes down to cooking sugar.So, the culprits are still Li Qi'an and He Lin? '

Well, Ji Lingchen doesn't really care about CP fans. What Ji Lingchen cares about is actually spending money to 'buy' Weibo Zhang Zhifei.

Looking at the CP fans who gradually held a meeting in his Weibo comments, Ji Lingchen fell into thinking, "Emmmm Zhang Zhifei certainly didn't ask me to post this Weibo to give candy to He Linhe fans. '

Ji Lingchen thought about it carefully from Zhang Zhifei's perspective:

The fruit tree that I had been guarding for ten years finally produced big, fragrant and sweet fruits. As a result, I turned my head around and let my deadly enemy pick them off—maybe I would explode with anger...

Adhering to the one-stop high-quality service attitude of not allowing customers to spend money to buy suffocation, Ji Lingchen replied to the first CP fan who came up to "eat sugar" (that is, the one that received the highest hot comment):

Reply to @安住依中: No, I'm not familiar with him.

Then, Li Qi'an's pure fan who had nothing to say was so angry at being shamelessly posted by a CP fan, he immediately raised his eyebrows!

Li Qi'an's official fan support club: Awww! ! !Big man big man I love you! !Ask for support and hugs! !Call for you and make money for you! ! !

Li Liyuan fucked: Get lost, you guys~ I’ve come to KY at the big guy’s house, you guys are so cheap!Finally, confession boss, please accept my caution!

Li Li lay on my bed: Meow meow!Boss, you are so handsome! !I hope Daxie and Lili will always be good friends!

Ji Lingchen's official fan support club: At first glance, there is not a single fan of my family in the hot comments.As an official fan club, I feel deeply alone [crying]

Judging by his comments, the painting style is normal again, Ji Lingchen returned to WeChat with satisfaction:

Ji Lingchen:

Money and goods are cleared, welcome to come again next time~【Applause】

Zhang Zhifei:

……

Don't you consider a discount?After all I might be your first annual subscription.

Ji Lingchen:

Emmmmm

Rebate promotion!How much depends on my mood.

I'm in a good mood~ I'll return less~

I'm in a bad mood~ I won't return a dime~

How is this discount?It's big [smile]

Zhang Zhifei:

……

You fucking want money!

Ji Lingchen:

I want to earn money to support my family, you single dog don't understand how difficult it is for a man with a family!

Zhang Zhifei:

Do you earn money to support your family?My brother needs you to raise him?This might be the biggest joke in the universe!

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Ji Lingchen:

Ha ha.

No longer talking to Zhang Zhifei, Ji Lingchen went to have a routine chat with his little Ji Ji.

Ji Lingchen:

baby baby!Chirp, I miss you so much!

I really want to, I want to die, I want to become a puffer fish!

My favorite wife Xiao Jiji:

Kiss back, love you, let's make a video!

Ji Lingchen:

No!

My favorite wife Xiao Jiji:

[Question] What do you want?

Ji Lingchen:

Not only do I miss you, Dajiji's Dajiji also misses you!

My favorite wife Xiao Jiji:

[Jiumi] I miss you too [blush] You...

Ji Lingchen:

According to research, long-term fasting is more harmful to the body than staying up late.

There is even a high chance of causing male dysfunction, such as impotence and premature ejaculation.Especially serious, you can't think of that kind!

My favorite wife Xiao Jiji:

……what do you want to say in the end?I don't seem to have said that you can't DIY [blush]

Ji Lingchen:

Our video! 【pray】

My favorite wife Xiao Jiji:

I seem to have thought of something...

Ji Lingchen:

That's what I thought!Baby kiss Darling, please, please!

Miss you to death [grievance]

If I don’t see you and your cute little fart again, I’m afraid Da Jiji’s Da Jiji won’t be able to stand up again [big cry]

Well, well, baby! ! !

Love me again [big cry]

My favorite wife Xiao Jiji:

【******Video Call Application******】

Ji Lingchen:

【******connected******】

Maybe it's because I'm tired after 'exercise'?That night Ji Lingchen slept even more deeply, without even turning over.

Everything was fine during the deep sleep, and Ji Lingchen woke up the next morning with a bright red face.

Ji Lingchen's condition is so good that even Li Qi'an, who has more than 300 degrees of myopia and astigmatism, noticed it, and said with a surprised face: "Eh? You are in good condition today! What's the matter?"

Raising his eyebrows, Ji Lingchen sat on the chair and Erlang raised his legs: "Relax! It feels like flying~"

Slapping his hand on his cheek twice, Ji Lingchen took a deep breath and let it out slowly: "Physiologically comfortable and psychologically liberated~ radiant~"

"I guess you can't understand it." Ji Lingchen said nonchalantly.

Asking Li Qi'an, who has been in debt for more than two years, to understand how happy he is after video sex, it is not much different from asking a monk to imagine how delicious meat is - just as unreliable.

"Ah, that's right." Li Qi'an suddenly changed the subject: "Did you post that Weibo?"

It's really hard for ordinary people to keep up with Li Qi'an's out-of-the-box thinking.

"Who else?" Ji Lingchen rolled his eyes and said as he licked the oatmeal in the breakfast milk hanging by his teeth with his tongue, "He just stares at you every day like a daughter-in-law. !"

Li Qi'an laughed a few times and said: "No way, Feifeiren is super nice, he is not as crazy as you said. He just cares about me. He has been very kind to me since he was a child!"

"Oh." Ji Lingchen nodded: "For a long time, I'm still a child bride."

"..." Li Qi'an blinked his eyes for a while, and said seriously: "I'm a boy, you know that, right?"

"Although I have small hairpins, it's because of the needs of my TV drama characters." After finishing speaking, Li Qi'an squeezed the two pierced ears on his earlobes: "Now boys can also have their ears pierced. Even though I got my ears pierced, I'm really from a boy."

Ji Lingchen turned his head and looked at Li Qi'an with the eyes of a mentally retarded: "I didn't come from the Qing Dynasty, of course I know you are a man!"

Turning around, Ji Lingchen continued to ask the makeup artist to use chemicals on his face: "I bumped into you when I went to the toilet, okay? Although I'm not as old as me, I still recognize that thing."

"Then why do you always say that I am Fei Fei's daughter-in-law?" Li Qi'an was puzzled.

"Emmmm..." After pondering for a while, Ji Lingchen replied, "Because... Zhang Zhifei's attitude towards you is exactly the same as my attitude towards my little Ji Ji."

This is already the most concise and powerful answer Ji Lingchen can think of!

To be honest, Ji Lingchen really doesn't think that he is a rotten eye.

As far as Zhang Zhifei's lack of control over Li Qi'an is concerned, there is definitely a problem!Why do you stare at your cousin like this every day?Brother control did not exaggerate him.

Biting his fingers and thinking for a while, Li Qi'an tilted his head and said, "I am brother Feifei, we are relatives. We are the same as you and Ji Ji, so it's not surprising."

After waving with the make-up artist, Ji Lingchen turned his chair and faced Li Qi'an: "Do you think this is normal? Then what do you think is not normal?"

Biting his lower lip and thinking for a while, Li Qi'an replied: "It seems that I don't think it's abnormal hahahaha."

"It seems to me that there is no lower limit hahahaha." Li Qi'an said cheerfully.

After applauding, Ji Lingchen purposely slid his chair to Li Qi'an, and gave Li Qi'an a thumbs up on his forehead: "Then you are awesome!"

Returning to his place and continuing to put on makeup, Ji Lingchen took out his phone and sent Gu Jixiu a WeChat message:

Ji Lingchen:

Xiao Jiji, let me ask you a question.

My favorite wife Xiao Jiji:

Well, go ahead.

Ji Lingchen:

What do you think about orthopedics?

...30s of silence...

My favorite wife Xiao Jiji:

Straight up.

Ji Lingchen:

Why do I feel that Zhang Zhifei is chasing Li Qi'an?

My favorite wife Xiao Jiji:

Oh, it's okay.

Ji Lingchen:

Meow?

My favorite wife Xiao Jiji:

Zhifei has a big brother and a nephew, and Li Li has a lot of brothers, sisters, nephews and nephews.

So, it's okay for them to be together.

Ji Lingchen:

Meow? ?

My favorite wife Xiao Jiji:

If they were a man and a woman, it would be a little troublesome, but the two men should have no resistance.

Ji Lingchen:

? ? ? ?Meow meow meow? ? ? ?

My favorite wife Xiao Jiji:

The rule that close relatives cannot marry is mainly for men and women, right?The main reason is that they are afraid of having a child with genetic defects.

The two of them are actually not very close relatives, and the ethical issues are actually not that big.

In addition, neither of them can have children, so there is no need to worry about genetic problems.So if they insist on being together, it doesn't seem to be a problem.

But then again.I remember that both of them are heterosexual, why are they together suddenly?

Ji Lingchen:

? ? ?They are not together.

My favorite wife Xiao Jiji:

Ah, sorry.I didn't wear glasses just now, so I didn't see clearly that what you said was speculation.

It doesn't matter if we're not together, it's fine.

Ji Lingchen:

Ok.

I'm going to play, my husband loves you.

My favorite wife Xiao Jiji:

I love you Jiumi~ [blush]

Putting the phone back in his pocket, Ji Lingchen looked at Li Qi'an with complicated eyes, "Your circle, what a mess!" '

"Why are you looking at me like that!" Li Qi'an, who had also finished his make-up, rubbed his goosebumped arm under Ji Lingchen's stare, and said innocently with his eight-character eyebrows: "I'm so scared when you look like this!"

Smacking his lips, Ji Lingchen sighed and said, "Aren't you Hong Kong people very open?"

"That's not true." Li Qi'an seriously replied after thinking carefully: "It's not particularly open, maybe it's a little more open than the mainland."

"Give me an example?" Ji Lingchen raised his eyebrows.

"Maybe when you are playing with mud, we are already playing with each other." Li Qi'an said seriously.