so many troublemakers

Swiping his thumb quickly on the phone screen, Ji Lingchen pulled the extremely long list of allergies that Gu Jixiu sent him:

Almonds, pollen, mango, peaches, mutton, cat fur...

And a series of honeydew items whose names Ji Lingchen has never heard of, such as horned melon.

After reading the list of allergies, Ji Lingchen lamented that it was fortunate that his little Ji Ji was a rich second generation, otherwise he might not have lived to be so old and would be GoDie.

After carefully checking them one by one, Ji Lingchen felt relieved: "It's okay, it's okay, I'm not allergic to crabs~" Thinking of hairy crabs and the tender and plump crab roe, Ji Lingchen drools.

It doesn’t matter if Ji Lingchen eats those fruits or not ╮(╯_╰)╭

But if you want him to give up crabbing, it's better to give him a knife to make it easier.

Yes, Ji Lingchen has already decided that he will not eat or touch anything that Gu Jixiu is allergic to!

Regarding this, Ji Lingchen has his own set of particularly reasonable logic.

Ji Lingchen felt that he ate those things that Gu Jixiu was allergic to, and then went to kiss Gu Jixiu, then Gu Jixiu had indirectly eaten those things that would induce his allergies, wouldn't it cause Gu Jixiu's allergies!

As for the question of brushing your teeth before kissing after eating, Keke, Ji Lingchen didn't think about it.

Let's not talk about whether you can brush your teeth clean, but just saying that you have to brush your teeth before you can kiss after eating is very unpleasant, okay?

Shouldn't the patron and the canary share a piece of candy, share a spoon, and eat a piece of cake together? !

How can you call the gold master and the canary without slobbering each other?How can it be called romantic? !

After spending half an hour memorizing Gu Jixiu's allergy list, Ji Lingchen looked at his phone——15:23

Gu Jixiu should leave work at 05:30 in the afternoon, just in time for the evening rush hour and there will be traffic jams, and it should be around six o'clock when he arrives home.

In other words, Ji Lingchen still has two and a half hours to prepare dinner for his benefactor—more than enough~

Ji Lingchen is an out-and-out foodie, but he is extremely distrustful of the hygienic conditions of those small restaurants, and he can't afford big hotels that are definitely clean.Ever since, he lighted up his cooking skills under the motivation of eating.Maybe the taste still can't compare with those restaurants (in Ji Lingchen's words, "after all, waste oil tastes better."), but it's [-]% cleaner than theirs.

Humming the little tune of going straight to the North Pole from the door of the house, Ji Lingchen let himself go and swayed his feet to cook.

Although Gu Jixiu never cooks, he is a CEO.The basic skills are still there - the fridge is always full.

I scanned the refrigerator and freezer roughly, and found that as long as there were ingredients Ji Lingchen knew, Gu Jixiu was not allergic.

With his index finger on the small dimple in the middle of his chin, Ji Lingchen opened the refrigerator door and stared at the ingredients inside, thinking:

Making soup, today is my first day with Mr. Jin~ so we will definitely applaud for love on such a commemorative day!

Since you want to applaud for love, Xiao Jiji can't eat too exciting - spicy chrysanthemum;

He can't eat too cold - bad stomach;

Don't eat too much solid matter-it's embarrassing to digest half of it.

The most important thing is that you have to eat tonify the kidney and strengthen the yang!

With a snap of his fingers, Ji Lingchen took out a frozen oxtail, peanuts, red dates, wolfberries, astragalus, eucommia, green onions and coriander.

A great tonic soup~

Then I took out the ingredients for making pork bone porridge.

The frozen meat was first thrown into the sink to thaw, and Ji Lingchen went to process other ingredients.

Boiling soup and porridge is a time-consuming job. After boiling water, it has to be simmered for two hours.After boiling the soup and porridge, Ji Lingchen looked at the time, and it was an hour and 47 minutes before Gu Jixiu arrived home—just right.

Turning down the heat to a slow simmer, Ji Lingchen returned to the living room and leaned on the sofa to start wandering:

After all, this is the first time being adopted, so I have to leave a good impression on the donor!

The benefactor is so handsome and rich, so he must have everything!What can I do for Xiao Jiji to ensure that the three thousand beauties in Xiao Jiji's harem will only spoil me and spoil me?

Although I have worked so perfectly, I still have to work harder to make Xiao Jiji resolutely avoid rain and dew, and only cultivate me as a towering tree!

If you want to grab Xiao Jiji's heart, you have to grab Xiao Jiji's little Jiji!

Make a fist and cheer yourself up!Ji Lingchen clicked on the GV that he had downloaded to his phone a long time ago.

Look, this is the professionalism of a professional star!

For the arrival of this day (the day of finding the benefactor), Ji Lingchen downloaded all the AV+GV on his mobile phone early in the morning (half split).In this way, as long as the gender of the patron is determined, Ji Lingchen can immediately learn more tricks and polish his guns to perfection.So as to ensure that the patron is satisfied with him, and even more satisfied with his Dajiji!

Click on the first video - eh~ this is so ugly!Hot eyes.

Click to open the second slice—heh~ this attack is too small to apply.

Click on the third video - damn~ These two are ugly together, I want to vomit!

……

Clicking one to turn off one by one, Ji Lingchen didn't finish watching a calcium tablet until Gu Jixiu came back——

How miserable, huh, huh.

"Lingchen, you?" As soon as Gu Jixiu opened the door, the unspoken choking sound entered his ears.Having never seen a pig run or eaten pork, Gu Jixiu realized what Ji Lingchen was doing almost within 0.2 seconds of reaction time.

Reflexively closing the door, Gu Jixiu rubbed his hands in embarrassment.

"It's too much to call Ling Chen, call me Da Ji Ji, you are Xiao Ji Ji, so kind!" Ji Lingchen walked up to Gu Jixiu with his mobile phone as he spoke, opened the slippers and put them under Gu Jixiu's feet, and explained : "I'm watching a movie, have you seen it?"

I have to admit that Ji Lingchen is really talented in choking people to death, no, he is a genius.A total of two sentences with Gu Jixiu can reach the point where there are too many things to talk about.

Big Ji Ji Xiao Ji Ji, why don't you just call Big Cock and Little Cock?Isn't it more cordial, lively and close to life?

"Uh..." Gu Jixiu was a little embarrassed, the tips of his ears turning red like a pair of little peppers.He took off the leather shoes under his feet, put them squarely on the shoe rack, and then Gu Jixiu whispered: "Yes."

"I originally wanted to learn it, but it turned out... tsk, my eyes are hot. So I think, let's figure it out by ourselves." Ji Lingchen used to say, "The weather is very good today!" ' tone, talking about sex.

How does Gu Jixiu, who is already thin-skinned, answer, say 'yes' to Ji Lingchen and then discuss his favorite posture?

Gu Jixiu, who was recognized by the whole family as a little old-fashioned, couldn't do this, so he coughed a few times and changed the subject: "I smell delicious, have you cooked?"

"Oh!" With a wave of his hand, Ji Lingchen pulled Gu Jixiu straight to the kitchen: "I almost forgot, I made soup, and it's just ready to drink now."

Opening the casserole, the rich aroma rushed straight into the nose, even Gu Jixiu, who is not very good at eating, squinted his eyes and took a deep breath of the hot air.

"Come on, have a taste~" When Gu Jixiu smelled it, Ji Lingchen had already filled a spoonful of soup.

After blowing it with his mouth to warm it up, Ji Lingchen held a spoon in one hand and poured the ladle of soup under it with the other, and brought the soup to Gu Jixiu's mouth: "Taste the saltiness, I'm afraid you'll have a soft mouth, so I put a little salt. If you think it’s not tasty enough, we’ll play it again.”

Looking up at Ji Lingchen for a while, Gu Jixiu lowered his head to peck at the soup, and the corners of his mouth curled up slightly.

Is no one treating Gu Jixiu well?Not really.Everyone around Gu Jixiu is kind to him—from his grandparents who are nearly ninety years old, down to his nephews who just know how to run.

But no one treats him as well as Ji Lingchen—the kind who treats him as if he is not a fragile glass doll, but is as good as a normal person—the one who doesn’t need to be overly cherished.

Gu Jixiu likes this feeling very much. He doesn't need to enjoy privileges because of his poor health, and doesn't need everyone to watch him.Like a pair of ordinary lovers, you can chat and laugh casually without being timid.

Maybe other people would want a well-behaved and obedient canary, but Gu Jixiu likes Ji Lingchen's spirit that all beings are equal and I am superior.

What a person wants more is often what he never has.

Gu Jixiu, who has lived in a sugar jar for nearly 30 years, has never tasted thick buns, so he likes Ji Lingchen.

Coupled with the fact that Ji Lingchen also liked Gu Jixiu's appearance, Gu Jixiu felt that the contract was worth signing!Ma'am, it's worth it!

"How about it, let's drink it!" Ji Lingchen naturally used an affirmative sentence.

Seeing that Gu Jixiu hadn't uttered a word for a long time after drinking the soup, he just smiled happily.Ji Lingchen took it for granted that Gu Jixiu was overwhelmed by his own craftsmanship, there was no other way, people are so perfect!Even finding a benefactor is better than other people's family, other people are envious and jealous!

"It's delicious!" Gu Jixiu nodded vigorously: "I think it's already very delicious. But if you eat light, add some salt, just according to your taste."

"Just eat well, you don't need to add salt. If you eat too much salt, you will be prone to high blood pressure." As he spoke, Ji Lingchen turned off the fires of the two stoves.

Originally, Gu Jixiu wanted to help serve the porridge, but Ji Lingchen didn't dare to let him do it.After all, someone with delicate skin and tender flesh has never done this kind of work before, if this burns Ji Lingchen, his heart will die of heartache!A beautiful woman with a scald scar, isn't this a disaster!

So Ji Lingchen walked back and forth twice by himself, and brought soup and porridge to the table.

Because he didn't cook, Ji Lingchen boiled the porridge until it was a bit thicker, and the surface was covered with a layer of oil star boiled from a bone stick. It looks shiny but not greasy. It tastes delicious when you look at it, and it tastes even better when you smell it. .

When serving porridge, Ji Lingchen asked Gu Jixiu to do it himself, and serve as much as he could eat.

The two chatted awkwardly while eating, and the dinner of porridge and soup took more than an hour to pass.

Gu Jixiu didn't contribute to the cooking, so Gu Jixiu consciously picked the table.Although I just threw the dishes and chopsticks into the dishwasher, it can be regarded as a contribution to the meal anyway.Anyway, Gu Jixiu himself is quite satisfied. Now that he can pick a table, he will be able to do more in the future.These tasks have never been done with my family before, and it feels very warm to do it myself now.

Gu Jixiu went to pick up a table, while Ji Lingchen leaned on the sofa and watched TV.

This time he didn't stop Gu Jixiu from working, he just cleaned up the bowls and chopsticks, and it wasn't made of paper, so there was no need to stop him.

After tidying up, Gu Jixiu came back and sat next to Ji Lingchen consciously; Ji Lingchen also consciously tilted his hand that was resting on the back of the sofa, and put his arms around Gu Jixiu's shoulder instead.

The movements are proficient and natural, as if they have been rehearsed thousands of times.

"It's not yet eight o'clock, let's eat and go to bed at eight o'clock?" Ji Lingchen glanced at the watch on Gu Jixiu's wrist, and said in a natural tone.