so many troublemakers

Because of sleepiness, Ji Lingchen and Gu Jixiu were in a state of wandering in the whole wedding process.

A purely Chinese-style wedding does not have those moving poems of the Western style. Under the guidance of the host, the two worship the heaven and the earth, the second worship, the husband and wife worship each other, and then they are sent to the bridal chamber.

It took three hours for the family of eight to put on makeup and dress, and only two hours for the subsequent wedding. In one morning, Ji Lingchen and Gu Jixiu asked the two parents to cram back into the bedroom.

Taking off the complicated Hanfu, the two yawned at each other.

"The guest... yawn... what should I do?" Wiping away the tears from yawning, Ji Lingchen was worried with a sense of responsibility, while his body was already dragging the quilt into the nest.

Kicking off the cloth shoes and following Ji Lingchen into bed, Gu Jixiu yawned and said, "Papa, Mom and Xiaojun are...yawning...it's okay."

*****After 26S******

"Huh...huh...huh..."

There were small snorings in the room.

And far away from the guests, Gu Zejun was biting the bullet and toasting the elders.

"Where are Ji Ji and Ling Chen?" Zhang Zhifei's mother asked curiously, "I haven't seen these two children since the church visit."

"Last night, I was so nervous that I didn't sleep all night. My mother asked them to go home to catch up on sleep. They will come to toast the elders at the dinner party."

"Oh..." Zhang Zhifei's mother showed a clear smile: "I understand! You young man! Since you have followed the procedure of the ancestors, you should definitely enter the bridal chamber!"

Zhang Zhifei's brother and sister looked at their mother in bewilderment, "What do you know?"My dear mother!What's wrong with you, why do I feel a little bit wrong. '

Ji Lingchen and Gu Jixiu fell asleep until it was time for the dinner party. The two mothers kicked their asses and woke them up. After changing their clothes, they took them downstairs to toast the elders.

In fact, Ji Lingchen doesn't quite understand why rich people have to treat their marriage like a party, from morning to morning.Fortunately, Ji Lingchen is good at drinking...

A group of elders with their arms and sleeves rolled up were holding wine bottles on and off the table, ranging from eighteenth-year-old boys to eighty-year-olds.

Ji Lingchen, who hadn't had a drink for a long time, looked at the slanted men around him.

"Lingchen?" Gu Jixiu, who had been staring at the crowd of men fighting for drinks because of no results in persuasion, finally came back to his senses after the drinking session was over: "How are you? Do you want to vomit?"

"It's okay, I'm suffering from kidney failure, so I'm not dizzy." Ji Lingchen first patted his blushing little face to sober up, and then lifted his father-in-law and his father one by one on his shoulders: "I'll send them the house first." Go in, you look at other people, don't choke on something."

After speaking, Ji Lingchen easily carried the two slightly overweight middle-aged and elderly people back to the living room, and went to find the men and women.

As soon as Ji Lingchen stepped into the living room, he attracted everyone's attention. The first ones to come over were his two mothers.

"Is this drunk?" Gu's mother first tilted her head to look at her slumped old man, and then quickly took two steps back while holding her nose: "Hey~ this smells like alcohol, go for it!"

"Put it here, put it here, put the people on the sofa and let them sit." Ji's mother beckoned to Ji Lingchen to put the two fathers down, and Gu's mother beckoned to her auntie to make sober soup.

"Auntie..." Ji Lingchen called out to the auntie who was in a hurry to boil the sober soup: "You cook more, there are still a lot of people outside!"

"A bunch?" Zhang Zhifei's mother, who was chatting excitedly, turned her eyes around.

"Yeah." Ji Lingchen nodded: "Ji Ji is allergic to alcohol and didn't drink, the rest... um... I should be the only one who is still awake. Ji Ji is watching them from the other side, I will move them in later .”

"Did Li Li drink too?" The person who asked the question was Li Qi'an's eldest sister, a serious and strong woman, and she spoke with the crushing aura of the chairman.

Frowning and remembering for a long time, Ji Lingchen said ambiguously: "It seems that I drank two glasses of... red wine?"

After talking about it, Ji Lingchen himself felt unreliable, can he get drunk with just two glasses of red wine?Not as good as a monkey...

Unexpectedly, Sister Li Qi'an raised her eyebrows and showed a look of praise: "Can I have two drinks? Not bad! Are you crazy about drinking?"

"I guess not..."

Before Ji Lingchen finished speaking, Gu Jixiu tried his best to support Li Qi'an, who was restless, to come in: "He was drunk and kowtowed to Zhang Zhifei several times, and Zhang Zhifei was scared sober."

'Crack' 'crack' 'crack' Ji Lingchen's face hurts' Are Zhang Zhifei and Li Qi'an my nemesis? '

I was a little distracted talking to everyone, Gu Jixiu didn't hold back, and Li Qi'an knelt down on the ground with a bang.

That strength was thanks to the firmness of the floor, otherwise he might be smashed to his knees.The older mothers already feel sorry for their children's knees, and they feel pain when they hear it!Hurry up to drag Li Qi'an up.

But drunk people are really dead. Not only did the mothers not drag them up, but they even made them cry.

Li Qi'an let out a howl of 'wow', startled several aunts, and hurriedly hid to the side, not daring to pull any more.

Then Li Qi'an started his 'performance', crying hoarsely: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..."

"Goblin, Dad misses you so much... woo woo woo... When will you come back to see me..."

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, General..."

……

Dozens of puzzled eyes turned to the eldest sister who was seriously recording Li Qi'an.

Feeling everyone's hot attention, the elder sister put away her mobile phone and explained calmly: "Renminbi is a Jingba he raised when he was a child. He threw a flying saucer Jingba to pick it up and hit a tree. His neck was broken and he died on the spot; The goblin is his praying mantis. After mating, his daughter-in-law ate him and left a claw; the general is a mynah whose head was gnawed by a mouse. We think the picture is too bloody and dare not let it He knew that he buried it secretly, and then lied to him that the starling thought he sang badly and was so angry that he ran away from home..."

After listening to the explanation of the eldest sister of the Li family, Ji Lingchen couldn't help giving a thumbs up: "It's my sister at first glance!"

"Let him cry, wait until he finishes talking about those succulents, cockroaches, spiders, and ants." The eldest sister said with confidence.

As soon as the elder sister finished speaking, the boring and lonely women in the living room raised their mobile phones and turned on the camera function.

This is enough fun for them for a week, it’s really a waste not to record it~

It was past midnight and after all the guests were arranged to sleep, Ji Lingchen and Gu Jixiu who were lying on the bed could not fall asleep.

"Li Qi'an, a dead showman, added a scene to himself without authorization, obviously it's our wedding!" Ji Lingchen said indignantly.

With a few chuckles, Gu Jixiu replied: "I think it's pretty good, Auntie Sheng and the others asked about that. It happened that Li Li attracted the attention away, otherwise it would be troublesome..."

"What did they ask you?" Ji Lingchen asked curiously, looking sideways at Gu Jixiu.

Thinking of the exhortations and admonitions of those aunts who had been there, Gu Jixiu couldn't help but pursed his lips and laughed: "Tell me, why are they so... usually I think they are very dignified and generous, with the demeanor of a mistress. As a result, today I discovered that the essential Still a woman!"

"What are you asking? Don't hang on to me." Ji Lingchen, who had been completely aroused by his curiosity, asked.

"They told me. As for men, they think about animals from the lower body. Even if they don't like other people, they still can't help but look at people who are beautiful, so I can't look at others more because of you. Just jealous. You have to understand the nature of your work, you can’t get angry with you just because you kissed someone else in the movie, you have to trust you. The two of you must trust each other to go on for a long time.”

"But you can't be too stupid to trust. If you think something is wrong, don't fool yourself. You must find out secretly. The important thing is to be secret, and you can't let you know hahahaha."

"They also said that the sex life must be harmonious. This is what they said the most. The child is not hungry when he comes home, but he is full outside. So you must not be hungry, and if you want to do it, you must be satisfied. Also said We are all men, we must pay attention to safety and hygiene, and we must wear condoms."

"They talked a lot, and how to maintain it... I don't know some of what they said, it's really..."

"I never thought that one day, there would be an aunt teaching me about sex life." Gu Jixiu turned his head and looked at Ji Lingchen: "I feel that they have already tacitly agreed that I am the one below. It is the experience of the one below. Why? Just because you are taller than me?"

Holding Gu Jixiu tightly in his arms, Ji Lingchen smiled and said, "What's so strange about this? Isn't it obvious at a glance? Hahahaha."

"You should be wondering why your aunt knows what's going on between so many men."

"They..." Gu Jixiu sighed: "Don't underestimate middle-aged women who have money and leisure, they are so hot~"

After talking here, the two were silent for a while, silent for no reason.It's like the noisy get out of class time at school, the whole class will suddenly fall into a few seconds of short silence even though the teacher didn't come back.

"Yes! I remembered something."

"Huh?" Gu Jixiu, who was buried in Ji Lingchen's arms, raised his head and looked at his husband with questioning eyes.

"We don't have a bridal chamber yet!" After saying this, Ji Lingchen turned over and put Gu Jixiu under his body, and said with a smirk: "It's a great day, and the beauty of the day is undeniable!"

Gu Jixiu, who was already able to face Gu Qianwang directly, was not at all moved by Ji Lingchen's molestation, and even turned against him.

His fingers slowly opened his pajamas, revealing his white and tough skin little by little. Gu Jixiu's eyes were blurred and he said in a hoarse voice full of affection: "Then, just... don't be negative~"

There is only one Ji Lingchen between the little virgin and the old driver.

Early the next morning, Ji Lingchen updated Weibo and pinned it to the top.

纪陵尘：2019年4月4日，2019年4月30日。执子之手，与子偕老。

【******Honeymoon Silhouette Group Photo******】

Photo: The two face the sea at sunrise.Gu Jixiu hugged his legs and leaned his head on Ji Lingchen's shoulder. Ji Lingchen wrapped his arms around Gu Jixiu's small shoulders and kissed his hair.

The Sina server was overwhelmed for the third time, and this time it took half an hour for everyone to log in again.

But in the blink of an eye, Ji Lingchen's latest Weibo comment was 16k+, retweeted 8w+, and liked 20w+

Ji Lingchen fans official support club: Oh my god... without warning, this is marriage.Anyway, congratulations guys!

Zhang Zhifei fans official support club: I wish the director a happy wedding!

Li Qi'an Fan Official Support Club: I wish the director a happy wedding!

Disciplinary Inspection Commission No. [-]: You have been a fan since you debuted, and you got married only three years ago.I couldn't hold back my tears [crying loudly] You kept saying that you were going to get married, so I thought I was mentally prepared.But it's still a bit sad to know the news.But more is a blessing, you are so good, of course you have to do whatever you want!Happy newlyweds.

Chigua Luren: Emmm male fans express envy, but I will also get married next year 233333 female fans, come on!The male gods are all married, don't be single~ touch the girls.