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The three of Ji Lingchen and the others are regular guests of "Happy Camp", and they are very familiar with the program's flow, so they started recording immediately after the rehearsal.

The host's opening is still Kuaiben's characteristic group of demons dancing wildly, followed by the handsome appearance of the guests.

Everyone stood in their positions, and then the guests introduced themselves routinely.

"The three are actually old friends of Kuaiben, but we still want them to introduce themselves!" The host Han Jing looked at Ji Lingchen beside him, and said with a smile: "Then let's start with Lingchen." , exactly from left to right."

"Hi everyone, I'm Ji Lingchen, the director, screenwriter, investor and producer of "Salvation"...Emmm..." After a pause, Ji Lingchen thought for two seconds with his eyes straightened, and then nodded for confirmation: "Gone."

"Hi everyone, I'm Zhang Zhifei, and I'm also Lu Sen. I'm the leading actor in "Rescue"."

"Hi everyone, I'm Li Qi'an, and I'm also Zhao Qingbao, the leading actor in "Salvation"."

It was clearly the self-introduction of three people, but the result looked like it was carved out of a template. Li Wenjie couldn't help complaining: "It's true that our issue is a "Salvation" special, but you three don't need to be like this. It’s as if it’s been rehearsed, it’s so fake!”

"I think we need to reiterate that there is absolutely no script for our show! Their self-introduction is definitely not arranged by the crew, and has nothing to do with us!" Li Wenjie swore to the sky: "Now it is said that variety shows have scripts and scripts. , we really don’t have a script!”

"I don't think this is very strange. I have a problem that I have been holding back for a long time. It has been haunting my mind since the promotion of "Salvation"!" Xia Nan said, still sad like a heart attack Clutching his chest: "So I must ask Ling Chen this question today, and I will ask it now!"

"What's the question, just ask." Ji Lingchen said calmly.

"Come here, I'll give you the microphone and the lights!" Xia Nan leaned in front of Ji Lingchen, looked up at Ji Lingchen and said, "I'm asking you this question on behalf of the female compatriots who follow dramas. There is no heroine in the play? Don’t you think it’s strange that there are only two male protagonists and no heroine!”

Scratching his eyebrows, Ji Lingchen lowered his head and asked Xia Nan, "What's so strange?"

"..." Blinking her eyes a few times, Xia Nan insisted: "But other people's dramas have heroines! Why don't your dramas have any?"

"Because I'm not someone else's family. The show belongs to my family, so there's no one." Ji Lingchen raised his eyebrows, and looked at Xia Nan suspiciously: "Besides, do you want to see the heroine? Then you don't want to see Li Qi'an Still don’t want to see Zhang Zhifei? Which woman do you want to see?”

"……"happy family.

"……"Live audience.

Everyone in the audience was led by Ji Lingchen, and fell into the vicious circle of Ji Lingchen's problems.No one has thought about the contradiction between the existence of the heroine and the appearance of two male protagonists at the same time. Why can't there be two male protagonists when there is a female protagonist.

There was silence for five seconds, and the scene erupted into magnificent laughter.

The host He Tong also came back to his senses, squinting a pair of small eyes and laughed hahaha: "In the words of the game, Sister Nan was GG just now. Ling Chen hacked to death with a knife, and it took seconds! Even a chance to recover blood None."

Thumbs up, Xia Nan said with a tense nose, "I'm tired! I'll give you a thumbs up, okay!" After speaking, she pressed her finger firmly on Ji Lingchen's arm.

"Really, it's the screenwriter. You know, when he asked me, as soon as he came up with this question... I..." Xia Nan vividly copied his expression just now: "I'm dumbfounded."

Li Wenjie wiped away the tears from his laughter: "The three questions he asked couldn't be answered at all, they were all pitfalls, it was really too cruel."

"Okay, we...cough cough^" Han Jing cleared his throat: "Back to the topic! Since we have invited the main creator of "Salvation" to the scene, there must be many audiences whether it is the audience at the scene or in front of the TV. I want to ask them about "Salvation". Therefore, we selected a few questions from the earlier online questionnaire and asked them on the spot."

"Let's ask the first question now. According to online reports, the second season of "Salvation" has started filming. Everyone wants to know whether it is true or not. How much has been completed?" After Han Jing finished speaking, he looked at Ji Ling Chen: "Let's ask Ling Chen this question, he should know better."

With the action of pulling his bangs, Ji Lingchen turned his head quickly and began to organize his words.

"Actually, it wasn't posted on the Internet, that comment was liked by myself." With a smile on his face, MMP in his heart.

Ji Lingchen hates it!Zhang Zhifei was obviously the one who caused the trouble. Why was he the one who was attacked continuously?

"Hmm..." Taking a few deep breaths, Ji Lingchen said nonsense solemnly: "Actually, the filming hasn't officially started yet, but there is indeed a drama to be filmed, but it's not for "Salvation"."

"I said I was going to make a movie, but Zhifei and Xiaoan are actually preparing for this movie, they are getting in touch." Originally, what Ji Lingchen wanted to say was that the two were preparing for the second season of "Salvation". Running in and getting ready.

But thinking about it carefully, this lie is too absurd.Although Ji Lingchen cooperated with various teams to successfully lead the topic to the second season of "Salvation", it was not a long-term solution after all.After all, "Rescue" is an innocent sibling drama, no matter how much the two leading actors get along, it is impossible to get along to the point of posting Weibo on the same mobile phone at [-] o'clock in the morning!

At that time, fans of Zhang Zhifei and Li Qi'an were also skeptical, and more or less guessed that the relationship between the two was not right.But after being a girlfriend fan for so many years, how can I easily believe that my idol is so crooked.Holding the thought of 'my idol didn't admit it, we should pretend that we don't know', the fans also cooperated with Ji Lingchen to change the topic.

But fans are willing to deceive themselves and others, it doesn't mean that passers-by are also willing to deceive themselves and others!Is the mainland open enough to allow gay artists to be active on the big screen? If Zhang Zhifei and Li Qi'an's braids are really confirmed in the hearts of passers-by, it will not only affect them themselves, but also the drama "Salvation" No small blow.

So even if Ji Lingchen hated the two of them so much that their teeth itch and wished they would fend for themselves, for the sake of "Salvation", he still had to clean up the mess for these two in an inconsequential way.

"Oh? Lingchen has already started preparing for the movie? Are Qi'an and Zhifei still the protagonists?" Hearing Ji Lingchen's reply, Han Jing was also quite surprised.He originally thought that Ji Lingchen would take the opportunity to watch the second season of "Salvation", but he didn't know that Ji Lingchen would directly talk about the movie.

In fact, it is also to blame that the program team did not do enough homework when they selected this question. They have no idea how the news that the second season of "Salvation" will start filming came out. Naturally, it is impossible to realize that the fans who asked this question may be drunk Don't care about wine.

"Well, we are more familiar with each other." Nodding, Ji Lingchen affirmed: "Besides, the fat and water don't flow to outsiders' fields. They are all buddies, and brothers must be the priority."

After answering, Ji Lingchen hurriedly added another sentence: "Let's talk about "Salvation". The movie doesn't have too many spoilers."

The next few questions were all about Zhang Zhifei and Li Qi'an, the two leading actors. After all, they were the ones who appeared on the big screen. The audience of "Salvation" still knows these two people better.

After Zhang Zhifei and the others finished answering two or three rounds of questions, the next few questions were all for Ji Lingchen.

"There is really a problem with the assignment of this question." Han Jing flipped through the cue card, and then held it up for the audience to see: "The last three are all for Lingchen, and there was no question just now. These questions are quite related. If they are close, I will ask them together, and then Ling Chen can answer whichever one he sees can be answered."

"The first question is: Ling Chen is very confident in the drama "Salvation", and he once said that he wants to win the Emmy as the emperor. Will this drama apply for the Emmy? The second question is: "Salvation" After finishing with "Evolution", will Lingchen still make TV series? Or focus on movies? The third question: Boss... Ha! Boss is very kind." Laughing twice, Han Jing continued to read the question: "Will the boss direct and act in the future?"

"The first one, no. I want to apply, but there are requirements for the Emmy Awards, you can Baidu by yourself; the second question, yes; the third question, yes."

"Concise and concise answer!" Han Jing saw that the time was almost up, and began to introduce the next link: "All the questions have been answered, and now we will enter the special game session set up for "Salvation"-true and false spoilers .”

As the director of the show "Salvation", Ji Lingchen, who knows the whole plot, naturally took over Han Jing's position in this link, and played a guest role as an MC.

"We have ten spoilers about "Salvation". I just wrote them in the background. Some of them are true and some are false. Li Qi'an and Zhang Zhifei each lead a team to judge whether these spoilers are true or not." Frowning, Ji Lingchen carefully read the small print on the reminder card that Han Jingsai gave him: "Oh my God, Mr. Han...you have really good eyes. This word makes me almost blind."

The audience laughed after hearing Ji Lingchen's words.

Wang Xiao held back her smile and said, "This is the first time Mr. Han has participated in a game in the past three episodes. If you don't want to be the host, everyone should be serious."

"What's the punishment for the loser?" As soon as Wang Xiao finished speaking, Zhang Zhifei raised his hand and asked, "Our team is more concerned about the punishment for the loser."

"Five and a half lemons." With a smirk on his face, Ji Lingchen pushed out the dining cart that had been prepared for punishment.

With a smirk and raised eyebrows, Ji Lingchen added: "If you can't finish eating in one minute, add another five and a half."

"Hey..." The audience hissed in disgust when they heard the word lemon.

Conditioned reflex, sour water sprang from the mouth when he heard the word lemon.

"There is no such rule!" Wang Xiao said loudly: "I will report, there is absolutely no such rule! The punishment is five and a half lemons."

With the same chin, Ji Lingchen groaned: "I am the referee and I have the final say. I just saw a box of lemons in the backstage. I would be blind if I didn't eat them! Well, this is the punishment, no objection is allowed! That's it!"

"Mr. Han, he is more authoritarian than you." Xia Nan couldn't laugh or cry.

"Okay, everyone be quiet, listen to me, the referee! Let's start the game!" After Ji*not a professional host* Ling Chen announced the start of the game, the first spoiler was displayed on the big screen.

"The first spoiler: Zhao Qingbao is dead. Is it real or fake?"

Neither side thought about it, Zhang Zhifei and Li Qi'an raised the 'F' sign almost at the same time.

Without waiting for Ji Lingchen to announce the answer, Li Qi'an explained to himself: "This is really, it's too simple. Hahahaha... Don't I know if I'm dead or not?"

Li Qi'an curled his lips and said seriously: "I'm not that stupid."

"That's right, I don't know if he's dead or not? We've never been separated." Following Zhang Zhifei's agreement, the audience screamed one after another.

With an indifferent face, Ji Lingchen raised his eyebrows and revealed the answer: "Wrong, Zhao Qingbao is dead."

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"Impossible! You are cheating!" Li Qi'an, who was full of victories, pointed at Ji Lingchen and looked at Han Jing with an aggrieved face: "Mr. Han, he is cheating! How can I not know whether I am dead or not?" What about it? They are living a good life, why do you say that you will die if you die!"

"I'm a screenwriter, so if I say I die, I die." Ji Lingchen took it for granted.

"..." Everyone' was speechless. '

But fortunately, Ji Lingchen is still kind, he decided to persuade everyone with reason and evidence.

"Zhao Qingbao is..." Wang Tian thought for a moment before Ji Lingchen said, "Zhao Qingbao died in the last season of "Salvation"."

Zhang Zhifei and Li Qi'an were stunned almost at the same time, and Zhang Zhifei, who reacted quickly, expressed dissatisfaction: "We haven't filmed this part yet, how can we guess?"

"True and false spoilers, it must be to let you guess the plot that no one except me knows."

"Then what's the use of our two captains? We don't know anything either." Li Qi'an asked stupidly.

Spreading his hands, Ji Lingchen shrugged and said, "Maybe it's the aura of the protagonist that made you captains. Let's move on to the next question."

"The second spoiler: Lu Sen's abilities are fire and space. Is it true or not?"

Zhang Zhifei Team: F

Richian Squad: F

"Wrong, what bike do you need if you have dual-type abilities? What about three-type? Don't dream!" Rolling his eyes, Ji Lingchen announced that the two teams had zero points, and continued to the next question.

"The third spoiler: Xu Xiuyuan is dead. Is it true or not?"

Zhang Zhifei's team: T

Li Qi'an team: T

"Wrong! He managed to survive to the last season of "Salvation"!"

"You're all routines!" One question was wrong, and the desire to win made Li Qi'an put on a goldfish face to resist: "I am the protagonist, and the protagonist is dead! You are really, you must be cheating!"

Zhang Zhifei shook his head, with a helpless expression on his face: "I'm so tired, I feel like I'm playing with Li Li and me in this session, really. Crit, tons of crit!"

Hearing Li Li's name, the audience in the audience became excited again.

"So what if I cheat, I'm a screenwriter, you bite me~"

……

"The tenth spoiler, the last one: the big villain boss is a woman in white. Is it true or not?"

Zhang Zhifei's team: T

Richian Squad: F

"Li Qi'an's team answered correctly! The big boss is not the girl in white. After answering all ten questions, we will sum up the results."

"Zhang Zhifei's team answered three questions correctly and got three points, and Li Qi'an's team... also got three points, a tie." Scratching the tip of his chin with his index finger, Ji Lingchen pushed the lemon in front of the two teams with a smirk: "Then you can eat together .”

"..." Then you are really great!

After that, they recorded a few more classic games, and the recording of the happy camp of the three of them was completed.

Because of "Salvation", Ji Lingchen and his three schedules overlapped for almost five days, so they naturally had to act together.

Coupled with the fact that the movie that popped up out of nowhere hadn't given a confession yet, Zhang Zhifei and Li Qi'an simply drove away Ji Lingchen's assistant, got into Ji Lingchen's nanny car and rushed to the airport together.

"What's going on with that movie?" Zhang Zhifei asked hurriedly after getting rid of the fans following the car.Although Li Qi'an obediently leaned against Zhang Zhifei's arms without saying a word, he also looked at Ji Lingchen eagerly.

"Are you still ashamed to ask? I beg you! Will you die if you grow your brain?" If it wasn't for being unable to use it in the car, Ji Lingchen would have to make Zhang Zhifei suffer: "I don't say that, how can I make you do it?" What a fool!"

Zhang Zhifei twitched the corners of his mouth in embarrassment, and Zhang Zhifei was also embarrassed: "Isn't this sleepy? My fault, my fault, I promise not to do it again next time! I swear, let's talk about the movie, are we right? In case When asked by the media, it’s easy to reveal the truth.”

"Hehe." Ji Lingchen said with a cold face: "I also want to confess to you, I haven't thought about what to shoot yet! There is no script, I just talked about it."

I really want to have a cigarette and calm down.

"Come on, if the media asks, you keep it secret. When I have time to complete the script, I will send it to you."

"How long will you wait?" Li Qi'an asked.

Glancing at the two conjoined twins, Ji Lingchen showed a malicious smile; "For as long as I live."

"..." Turning his face away, Li Qi'an muttered in a low voice, "Just pretend I didn't ask."

The three flew back to Beijing overnight, Ji Lingchen went home, Zhang Zhifei and Li Qi'an went back to the hotel.

In fact, Zhang Zhifei originally wanted to stay in Gu Jixiu's guest room. After all, he is at home~ It's more convenient than a hotel, you know.

It's a pity that before Zhang Zhifei contacted Gu Jixiu, Ji Lingchen ruthlessly rejected him.Moreover, Ji Lingchen's reason for refusal was very strong, and Zhang Zhifei couldn't refute it at all.

"The walls in my house are thin and the sound insulation is not good."

Li Qi'an has a thin skin, and Ji Lingchen made this guy feel ashamed with just one word, so Zhang Zhifei had no choice but to give up resentfully.

The car was quiet for about 3 minutes, Zhang Zhifei couldn't hold back and asked, "How do you know what I'm thinking?"

Taking a sideways look at Zhang Zhifei, Ji Lingchen said, "Didn't you realize what's wrong with you? Or are you already used to this state?"

"I'm serious, if your self-control is really bad, don't hug him every day, it's really easy to reveal your secrets." Ji Lingchen said with a serious face.

Zhang Zhifei, who understood in seconds, glanced at his lower body, and awkwardly crossed his legs; belatedly, Li Qi'an glanced at Zhang Zhifei's lower body, and moved away in embarrassment.

"Is this a disease? If you are so easily aroused, don't you consider going to see it?" Only Ji Lingchen was still seriously trying to discuss this issue with Zhang Zhifei.

"..." Zhang Zhifei gritted his teeth and stared at Ji Lingchen, but Ji Lingchen only raised his eyebrows in response: "Huh? Are you... are you seriously considering my suggestion?"

"There is a good hospital next to my house. It has a very good reputation. It's called Love Clinic..." After patting his head, Ji Lingchen looked at Zhang Zhifei apologetically, "I'm sorry, I forgot that it's a pet hospital."

"But although it is a pet hospital, it really feels very good. Teddy next door to my house has a much better temper after going there. There is also Teddy next door, every day is fine, even the next door All the hamsters in the world don't let go of that kind, and after a visit, the whole dog is different." Ji Lingchen danced and gestured: "First of all, the weight is about the same...about the weight of an egg."

"Stop!" Zhang Zhifei, who finally couldn't bear Ji Lingchen's monologue, gritted his teeth and said, "Li Li and I got out of the car, this broken car is too crowded! I'm about to suffocate!"

Shrugging his shoulders, Ji Lingchen kindly made way for the two of them after the car stopped: "Please go ahead, I also think your car is more spacious."

After Zhang Zhifei and Li Qi'an got out of the car, Ji Lingchen sat back in his seat and curled his lips: "Tch, is it great to have a partner? Isn't it great to pin the date to your belt? Cut..."

"Cut... who is it?" Sniffing, Ji Lingchen took out his phone and sent a video invitation to Gu Jixiu.

"Da Ji Ji?" After the video was connected, Gu Jixiu was obviously a little surprised.Because if Ji Lingchen came home at night, they wouldn't chat on video.

Therefore, Gu Jixiu's second sentence was: "Aren't you coming back tonight?"

With his mouth closed, Ji Lingchen felt wronged: "Little Ji Ji! Zhang Zhifei and Li Qi'an! It's too much! They squeezed into my car to show off their affection! It's too deceitful!"

After a long time, he came here to seek comfort from himself, Gu Jixiu smiled, leaned on his chin and said, "Then what about them?"

Blinking his eyes obediently twice, Ji Lingchen showed a particularly harmless smile: "I think it was their conscience who found out later." Ji Lingchen said uncertainly.

It was past eight o'clock in the evening when Ji Lingchen and the others set foot on the land of Beijing, and another hour passed by the time Ji Lingchen returned home.

Xi Baibai hugged and kissed Gu Jixiu for a long time, Ji Lingchen wanted to eat but struggled not to eat.

At first, Ji Lingchen pinched her comfortably, but after the sexual excitement passed, Gu Jixiu only felt itchy, and pressed Ji Lingchen's claws that were making trouble.

Gu Jixiu said helplessly, "What are you going to do?"

"I have to work tomorrow..." Ji Lingchen had a pitiful face.

"But you still want to do it." Gu Jixiu looked affirmative.

Nodding, Ji Lingchen snuggled closer: "Touch, touch and fall asleep."

Sighing, Gu Jixiu shook his head and turned his back to Ji Lingchen, thinking that this guy would make a fuss for a while and he would get sleepy.Sure enough, in less than half an hour, Ji Lingchen's grip on Gu Jixiu's waist stopped rubbing everywhere, and the little snoring sound followed.

The next day, Ji Lingchen still rushed to start work before dawn. Today's work was still with Zhang Zhifei and Li Qi'an. It was relatively easy. It was a small talk show made by two video sites.But tomorrow's workload is relatively bigger than today's. It's the Marie Claire magazine cover for the three of them.

Afterwards, Ji Lingchen made two separate announcements more than Zhang Zhifei and the others, one was on the cover of Bazaar and the other was on the platform of Prada.

Then came the Shanghai Victoria's Secret Show where four people (including Gu Jixiu) were invited together.

After reading the itinerary for the past few days in the car, Ji Lingchen has already begun to miss his time as a director.

When Ji Lingchen arrived at the studio, Zhang Zhifei and Li Qi'an were still empty.Ji Lingchen guessed maliciously that last night Zhang*Teddy* knew that most likely he did nothing good.

After 15 minutes, Ji Lingchen looked at the two people walking slowly towards the studio, and sighed leisurely: "As expected, Zhang Zhifei never disappoints me!"

"What?" the host who was putting on makeup with Ji Lingchen asked inexplicably.

"It's nothing." Shaking his head with a smirk, Ji Lingchen said directly to Zhang Zhifei who had just entered the door: "I gave Zhifei Amway a pet hospital yesterday, and I sincerely suggest you go there and have a look."

"Do you know you have a pet?" The host said, never heard of it.

Without waiting for Zhang Zhifei to answer, Ji Lingchen nodded solemnly and said, "Yes, Teddy. I've seen it before. It's quite big, just like Zhifei."

After thinking about it, Ji Lingchen added another sentence: "The yellow-haired one also looks like Zhifei."

Rolling his eyes to the sky, Zhang Zhifei muttered in a low voice, "The dissatisfied man Gu owes is really scary..."

Heaven's conscience, Zhang Zhifei just casually dissed it.

However, at this moment, Ji Lingchen only felt that a thousand arrows pierced his heart.