so many troublemakers

Taking a sip of the mellow and rich red wine, Ji Lingchen dug a piece of light butter bread into his mouth with a fork.

Fragrant, soft and sweet, it melts in your mouth.Ji Lingchen squinted his eyes in enjoyment, feeling the sweet but not greasy cream that tasted soft and glutinous like mashed potatoes beating on his taste buds—the desserts at the charity banquet of the five major magazines, the taste is different~

Ji Lingchen, who just debuted at 1800 Line, is a little transparent. As one of the main newcomers of the company's post-90s generation, he was very lucky to get a place for a charity banquet at Bazaar after the company's public relations.

Thinking of the company spending a lot of money for this quota, Ji Lingchen felt very distressed.

Not for the company, but for myself.In Ji Lingchen's opinion, it would be great to have this money and give it to him directly!What a waste to use this at a banquet!At most, he can show his presence when people send invitations on Weibo, and he can show his face when the camera sweeps the scene, so he can buy a trending search.But this set is all counted, and the money is not spent, and it can't afford much popularity. It's a waste!

The more he thought about it, the more he felt panicked, so Ji Lingchen adhered to the attitude of "eat as much as he can eat", and worked harder to eat his meals.

Bazaar Charity Banquet, as the name suggests, is a charity dinner.

The meaning is to hold a banquet, get together the entertainment stars who have received the invitation letter, and then donate money to poor areas and the like.

But because this "Harper's Bazaar" is one of the top five magazines for mainland actresses, this charitable donation gradually changed its taste.As the fashion circle moves closer to China, the main purpose of celebrities—especially female stars—attending dinner parties is not to donate money, but to fight for style and compete for positions.Every year, the Bazaar charity banquet will eventually turn into an ultimate hip-tearing battle, and the women will compete for beauty and try their best to grab the spotlight.

Anyway, after the charity banquet every year, the hot searches for press releases can stay on for a week, which is indeed the best opportunity for new and old people in the entertainment industry to show their faces.

But to Ji Lingchen, this banquet was really out of date.First, he is not an actress, even if he shows his arms, legs and breasts, no one will see him; second, he is a newcomer, and he is not qualified to tear his crotch with other old male stars and actresses; third, he is not interested.

Ji Lingchen became a celebrity purely because he made a lot of money.All he wanted was to get a ticket and leave, and he didn't plan to develop in the entertainment industry for a long time.Ji Lingchen has already planned for the future, earning a full 2000 million.Immediately quit the circle and buy a Malatang shop after returning to my hometown.From now on, I will eat Malatang every day for the elderly, how good it is~

So when famous celebrities all ran to the stage to take a group photo, Ji Lingchen sat alone in the corner, drinking red wine and eating cake, just like the other little transparent who bought a quota and came in and was not eligible to take a group photo.

Ji Lingchen found it very interesting to eat and watch the theater, and analyze the expressions of the actresses on stage.

'This sister, with a dead mother expression on her face, really steals the spotlight! '

'Wow~ I'll go, old lady!It's off!I just like your old lady's ability to fight for another ten years! '

'Yo~ I didn't expect that Miss Sister could play, this position is very good. '

……

Soon Ji Lingchen commented on everyone on the stage, but after so long, the stage has not yet lined up.No way, you squeeze me and I squeeze you, except for a few who don't need card slots and have nothing to do with the world, they are all pretty good at getting cards.Especially the starlets in the back row racked their brains for a position.

Queuing for a while, taking pictures for a while, and Sister Su had to speak vernacular for a while, and it took a long time to add a little time.Ji Lingchen thought that everyone was taking pictures here, and there should be no one in the toilet, so they can go and drain the water.

Smacking his lips, Ji Lingchen drank the red wine in the glass, got up and went to the toilet.

Sure enough, as soon as I entered the toilet, it was empty, and all the celebrities were taking pictures.Unzipping the zipper, he took out the little baby, and Ji Lingchen took a dip of piss with a long aftertaste, which gave him a thrill.

No move, it's too hard to hold back!

At the time of the auction, many celebrities who came to eat for free and didn't donate money hid in the toilet, smoking a cigarette and bragging about it, gossiping and scolding their mothers and so on.After all, there are cameras in the hall, and some things are broadcast to destroy the setting, so all the cats come to the bathroom.Ji Lingchen came several times and the bathroom was always full, but he couldn't pee in front of others, so he could only hold back.

Shaking and wiping, Ji Lingchen washed his hands and was about to pull the door away.But when he opened the door, he was bumped and staggered, almost breaking his ribs.

After the man hit Ji Lingchen with his head, he pushed Ji Lingchen back to the toilet in such a posture, and then closed the door and locked it with his back leaning against the door, all in one go.That skilled, looks like a very old hand.

"Damn..." Although Ji Lingchen was a lot shorter, he was a man after all, so he hit his chest all of a sudden.Ji Lingchen's chest was choking and hurting, and he didn't feel relieved after pressing his ribs for a long time.

"I said..." When the pain finally subsided, Ji Lingchen took a deep breath and let it out slowly, rubbing his chest and said, "Dude, let me tell you, are you in a hurry to reincarnate? Why don't you Why don't you just flush me down the toilet?"

"I'm sorry." The man leaned against the door with his head down, his long legs forming an angle of more than seventy degrees with the door panel, and his hands were holding the door panel behind his back, and he was precarious.

In this state and appearance, Ji Lingchen knew what was going on even if he hadn't experienced many battles.

Let me drug you~

Entertainment circle = Vanity Fair = thin mud pond

It is hard to find white lotus flowers that come out of the mud but are not stained, and there are plenty of black mud.Like Ji Lingchen, the 1800 line wants to be small and transparent, and if he wants to get a position quickly, the fastest way is to find a benefactor or be found by the benefactor.

It is said that Shangcangzi is not a business, so the quality of the sponsors of Shangcangzi is generally not very good.Many starlets would be a little reluctant to meet such a poor-quality financial backer.But it's just reluctance, and it's just a few words of resistance in my heart.The people in the circle spare no effort to get to the top, so most of them end up following the benefactor honestly.

However, there are also some who are a little bit stronger, that is, those who refuse to do anything. At this time, the agent has to push forward and let the raw rice be cooked.The loss is all over, so it will be like that if it is good or not.

The one in front of me is very obvious, it is the stronger kind.

Ji Lingchen is overjoyed, he has been in the circle for almost half a year.It was the first time I met someone who was drugged at such a large dinner party, and it was the first time I met someone who really resisted.

Interesting, very interesting.

Walking up to the other party, Ji Lingchen lifted the other party's chin with his index finger: "Yo, you're so handsome~ No wonder people are staring at you."

The man has a gorgeous face-fine eyebrows and peach blossom eyes, a high nose bridge and bright lips.

Probably because of the small face, the man's eyes soaked in tears are extraordinarily large, watery and charming.

If this were placed in ancient times, it would be the appearance of Su Daji, who seductively seduced the Lord, would make people burn to death.

Maybe it was because of the strength of the medicine, the man who was molested by Ji Lingchen didn't resist, but just stared at Ji Lingchen blankly.

Ji Lingchen is a very bad person, he likes to bully people, and then sees them blushing with anger.The more you resist him, the happier he is; but if you don't resist, he will find it boring and ignore you.

"Come on, I'm bored. The little beauty can spend it on her own, I'll go first." Ji Lingchen said, and then he stretched out his hand to pull the man aside so that he could open the door.

But Ji Lingchen just put his hand on the man's arm, and the buddy reacted as if the resurrection button was suddenly pressed - bowed his head and vomited all over Ji Lingchen.

"I fuck you..."

"C'mon, c'mon!!!" Just like the beauty's shit, it's not the same reason that roses smell, and the beauty's vomit is also rotten.

From the position of the palm under the shirt collar, tie + shirt + jacket, the splash is particularly comprehensive.

This is definitely a huge blow to Ji Lingchen, who is quite cleanliness. If you add that this dress is Armani that he bought at his own expense...

Ha ha.

He took off all the clothes on his upper body and stuffed them directly into the trash can. Ji Lingchen dragged the man by the collar and dragged him to the toilet cubicle.

Ask Ji Lingchen why he was being dragged into the cubicle?What a great question!

'Kacha' the door of the compartment was locked, and Ji Lingchen began to pick off the man's clothes.

After the tie + shirt + coat are all stripped off——

Put it on yourself one by one.

Ji Lingchen was kind enough to ask himself, at least he threw it in the cubicle after being stripped, instead of throwing it outside for people to see.

Ji Lingchen was 193cm tall, and the opponent was only 180cm tall. With a height difference of 10cm, it's no wonder that the clothes are just right.

The button of the shirt is barely buttoned and it will fall apart at any time, the underarm is directly torn, and the sound of the clothes unraveling can be heard by raising your hand, not to mention that the sleeve of the shirt is too short to expose a big wrist...

If it weren't for the other party's good looks, Ji Lingchen would have already stamped a 44-yard footprint on his face.

The world is always tolerant to beautiful people, Yangou is even more tolerant to beautiful people.Fortunately, Ji Lingchen is also a member of Yangou's army, and fortunately the man is good-looking, otherwise this buddy might not be able to avoid a fat beating today.

Reluctantly putting on the man's coat, Ji Lingchen crossed his arms like a robot and dared not move too much.

He leaned over and patted the man's face, and when the man turned his eyes to Ji Lingchen, Ji Lingchen smiled and said, "Thank you parents for giving you a good face."

After speaking, Ji Lingchen turned around to open the door and leave.Unexpectedly, the man who had been acting like a dead dog suddenly made a movement and grabbed Ji Lingchen's sleeve.

The strength is not great, but it is enough to be the last straw that crushes the coat. With a 'crack' sound, the same cut as the shirt appeared on the armpit of the black suit jacket.

"Damn!" Rolling his eyes and clenching his fists, Ji Lingchen turned around and said, "You fucking..." 'It's here to beat me. ' A few words were blocked back into the throat by the man's kiss.

As soon as he was pushed to the ground by the man, Ji Lingchen's heart went crazy: "I'll go...you just vomited, brother...you don't think you're disgusting, I can't stand it!"

To be kissed by a man, especially a man with good looks and appetite, is actually a beautiful thing for Ji Lingchen.But being kissed by a man who just threw up...

Emma... This question is beyond the outline, Ji Lingchen will tear up the paper.

The man got up in a daze, grabbed Ji Lingchen's body with his hands and raised his head to ask for a kiss.

Ji Lingchen looked down at the flushed man's face for a long time, held his face in his hands and said, "I really want to eat the tofu you delivered to me, why don't you rinse your mouth?"

man~ isn't it~

Are you single~ aren't you~

It's a need~ isn't it~

Although Ji Lingchen has not reached the point of 419, it is inevitable that there will be times when Mi Qingchong gets into his head, especially when there is a beauty who suits his appetite in front of him.Thinking that as long as you love me, it's not a problem.Ji Lingchen has fallen.

The man rubbed his lips against Ji Lingchen's chest, and finally said the second sentence of the night: "That's not kissing."

Ji Lingchen's reading comprehension is particularly good: If you don't kiss = do it directly

"Is it clean? Is there any tao?" Before he could answer, Ji Lingchen started to take off his pants.

Asking questions is just a formality, after all, celebrities big and small in the circle are actually paying attention to this aspect.You said that there may be quite a few drug addicts, but almost none of them are sick.

Looking down at Ji Lingchen unbuttoning his belt, the man was dazed for a long time before he softly said, "I just took a shower this morning, I don't have a condom..."

"Got~" Ji Lingchen had already stripped off the other party's trousers, looking at the man's long, white legs, his eyes lit up.

"Use your legs." Ji Lingchen blurted out, and at the same time, pulled off the last line of defense for the man - the underwear.