This pharmacist is not easy

This year's National Day and Mid-Autumn Festival are linked together, and Qiu Yi gave his employees seven days off.

Since it is a holiday, of course it will not be shipped.

As soon as the news was posted on Weibo, fans shouted and complained, and Qiu Yi, who was inexplicably guilty, quickly pretended that he was not online anymore.

On the day of the Mid-Autumn Festival, he drove a tricycle to the vegetable market early to buy ingredients for the evening barbecue, and then returned with a full load.

The stove, forks, and charcoal are also ready and placed in the yard.

Because the yard is the venue for the barbecue tonight, in order to prevent the two big white ducks from shitting and polluting the ground, he blocked them in the nest and used something to stop them from coming out.

After washing the yard with water, he was satisfied.

Tried the colorful decorative lamps found in the storage room, and they were still usable. In order to add some atmosphere, he wrapped the long chains of lamps on the clothes rails and displayed them in the yard. At night, small bulbs of different colors all It's twinkling, how beautiful it is.

Afraid that the light in the yard was not bright enough, he also replaced it with a larger wattage incandescent light bulb, so that it could just illuminate the area around the barbecue pit, and the other areas were slightly darker, but it was enough, too bright will affect the viewing of the moon Bar.

Seeing that he was arranging, He Bo also helped, and even Xiao Shan ran back and forth to pretend that he was busy.

"Is this charcoal enough?" Mr. He bent down to look at the charcoal in a black plastic bag.

Qiu Yi said: "It's enough, Er Niu will bring some in the evening, maybe there's some left over."

When making lunch, Qiu Yi used the newly bought air fryer to make roasted chicken drumsticks, sprinkled with some spices, it could almost eat people's tongues.

Even He Bo, who thinks that chicken legs belong to children, couldn't help trying a few. Three people and a dog almost dug through the bottom of the rice cooker.

While washing the dishes, He Bo whispered to him: "Today's chicken legs are good, I'll make them next time."

Qiu Yi giggled, "Okay!"

in the evening.

Since the ointment was not being boiled in the kitchen, it was not too hot. Qiu Yi marinated the chicken wings, beef, mutton and other ingredients for barbecue with sauces first, so that it would be more delicious when grilled at night.

Wash the other vegetables and cut them up, and put them in clean stainless steel basins.

At about six o'clock, Zhang Erniu came first and helped to light the charcoal.

Preserved eggs also followed, holding fireworks in their hands. They were fireworks from a few tanks. When lit from the rear of the car, the barrels would emit gorgeous fireworks, which was very beautiful.

Qiu Yi also played it when he was a child, but he didn't expect that it was still sold now, and he thought he had been eliminated long ago.

Pi Dan showed off to everyone—mainly Xiaoshan—one by one, showing all kinds of fireworks in his hand. He said incessantly: "Look! This is a spiral firework. After lighting it and throwing it on the ground, it will spin and fly up. Oh!——This is a butt bug, don’t look at it like a rope, in fact, it will run towards you!——This is a sky cannon, it’s so fun!—Uncle, when can I Fireworks?"

He danced a one-meter-long strip of fireworks and asked.

Zhang Er said without looking back, "Wait until it gets dark."

"But it's getting dark now!" Preserved Egg pouted.

"Wait a little longer!" Zhang Erniu said impatiently, "Go away, don't bother me, go to your Uncle Qiu."

Preserved egg sighed helplessly: "Oh, dear uncle, dear uncle..."

When Zhang Erniu heard this, his eyes widened, and he bluffed, "I won't go and beat you again!"

The preserved egg quickly slipped away.

Qiu Yi was busy in the kitchen, so he didn't have time to talk to him. Fortunately, Zhang Zhixing also came, so the two little things got together to discuss that kind of fireworks. It makes people's scalp hurt.

After all the family members gathered together, everyone was having fun baking their favorite food. Qiu Yi suddenly thought of something, and said to them: "I suddenly remembered something and I'm going out for a while. I'll be back soon. You guys eat first." Come on, by the way, help me roast a few skewers of beef, I will eat it when I come back."

The village chief asked, "Where are you going?"

"I'm going to see Granny Zhang, and I'll send the mooncakes I baked along the way." Qiu Yi said.

He started making moon cakes at noon, baked them in the oven and kept them in the refrigerator. We will eat them together when we watch the moon tonight.

The village head looked relieved, "Well, I'll go with you." He put down the beer in his hand and stood up.

Grandma Sun said, "Go and come back!"

When Qiu Yi loaded the mooncakes, he said to He Bo: "Help me entertain everyone first, I'll be back soon, put more pepper on the beef."

He Bo said, "Well, do you want chicken wings?"

"want!"

Because of the barbecue in the yard at night, Qiu Yi put the tricycle outside the gate, put the key in, and he drove the village chief to Granny Zhang's house.

It was only past seven o'clock at this time, and it was already dark. He turned on the headlights, and the lights shone into the distance.

Actually there are no clouds tonight, so the country roads are illuminated by moonlight.

"The moon is pretty good tonight..." the village head said, looking up at the big and round full moon.

"Yes..." Qiu Yi agreed.

The two came to Granny Zhang's house in the moonlight.

Through the window, warm yellow light is projected on the ground, forming a rectangular area.

"Grandma Zhang hasn't slept yet," Qiu Yi said.

The village head nodded and shouted, "Is Aunt Zhang at home? I'm Jianguo!"

The door of the house was opened, and Granny Zhang came out barefoot with a flashlight. She shined on them and then moved away. After confirming that someone was coming, she asked, "What am I doing here if you don't come home at night?"

Qiu Yi smiled and said, "I brought you moon cakes! I made them today, and I'll give you a taste."

Granny Zhang was taken aback, "Is it the Mid-Autumn Festival?"

"Yes."

Granny Zhang didn't speak anymore, and she said after a while: "Well, if you have a heart, give it to me. It's dark and the road is not easy to walk, so go back quickly."

Looking at the lonely back of Granny Zhang turning back, Qiu Yi suddenly blurted out: "Why don't you always barbecue with us? It's very lively together, and there will be fireworks tonight!"

Seeing that Granny Zhang stopped and didn't speak, Qiu Yi suddenly felt that he was a little naive, saying "there will be fireworks tonight", it was like coaxing a child, how could Granny Zhang be persuaded by such naive words of his own.

Just as he was trying to find words to cover up for himself, Granny Zhang looked back at him and said, "Let's go."

"Huh?" Qiu Yi was stunned.

Granny Zhang said, "Didn't you say barbecue? Let's go."

"You agreed?" Qiu Yi asked again uncertainly.

"Well, let me turn off the light and lock the door."

When the three of them arrived at Qiu Yi's house, the door was open, and there was laughter and laughter coming from inside, especially the four children, who were laughing and making noise.

Grandma Zhang stood in front of the door, suddenly in a daze. It's been a long time since such a lively Mid-Autumn Festival...

Seeing people coming back, everyone hurriedly greeted them to eat.

He Bo handed the roasted beef to Qiu Yi, "Eat it, pepper is added."

Qiu Yi thanked him and began to eat happily.

At this time, the preserved egg asked again: "Can we set off the fireworks?"

Zhang Zhixing and the three of them also blinked and looked at the adults expectantly.

After waiting for permission, the four children cheered and trotted to get the fireworks placed in the corner of the yard.

It just so happened that someone in the village also set off fireworks, and the fireworks released screamed long and loudly, and then exploded brilliant fireworks in the dark night with a "bang", colorful.

Everyone looked up together, and the light reflected on their faces.

He Bo looked left and right, and when no one noticed, he secretly kissed Qiu Yi on the cheek.

Qiu Yi: "!!!" This person must be too courageous.

At nine o'clock, Granny Sun and the elderly were also sleepy, so Qiu Yi offered to drive them back to rest.

Zhang Erniu said: "Let me go. You help me roast first." After speaking, he handed Qiu Yi a bunch of corn in his hand, then took the car keys and walked out.

After he came back, he ate for a while. When it was nearly eleven o'clock, the four children were nodding like chickens pecking at rice. Qiu Yi said, "It's almost finished, why don't we leave?"

Everyone had no objections, and after packing up their things, they went home.

After a busy day, Qiu Yi was also tired, so he fell asleep after taking a bath.

……

At this time, it is daytime abroad, and Alice is on the catwalk.

The beautiful and moving woman is still the focus on the runway, but today she seems to be more dazzling?

The media people sitting under the stage were discussing in low voices, and those with sharp eyes discovered that besides Alice's skin condition is excellent, even her hair is extremely soft and shiny!

"It doesn't seem to be her original hair color?"

"It should have been dyed, it's so pretty."

"Ask where she dyed it later, it's awesome!"

After it was over, a bunch of people chased after Alice and asked her where she dyed her hair, it looked great!

Alice smiled reservedly and said, "I didn't go to a hair salon to dye my hair, I dyed it myself at home."

"What brand of hair dye did you use?"

"Do you know about Taobao in China? I use Xiaoyijia's spray dye. It only needs to be sprayed lightly to dye my hair, and it can be washed off with hot water. It is natural and harmless."

So the next day, in addition to praising the beautiful costumes and supermodels in yesterday's show, the fashion editions of various media also mentioned the naturally smooth and shiny hair of supermodel Alice, using the oriental mysterious country - China A hair dye called "spray dye".

And of course, Qiu Yi's Weibo exploded again.

[Ahhh, spray dyeing is famous abroad!Media magazines all mentioned spray dyeing! 】

[Fuck!real! 】

【Amazing my brother! 】

[This feeling is so cool! 】

[No surprises, Xiao Yi's things are so good, sooner or later he will become famous. 】

[Hey, damn it, Xiao Yi won't be shipping any more during the National Day holiday! 】

[Arrogance into puffer fish. 】

[For the first time in my life, am I the only one who expects the National Day holiday to pass soon? 】

【No no no!You are not the only one!And I! 】

【And I! 】

Qiu Yi pretended that he didn't see the fans' comments, and played in style for seven days.

Then came the day to pay off the debt.

After returning to normal work, there were so many packages to be sent out that the studio almost couldn't put them down.

After get off work, Qiu Yi was so tired that he spread out on the sofa, not wanting to move.

But the update that he promised to the fans hadn't been completed yet, so he had to go to the room with a bitter face and continue to prepare the ointment to be released next.

But thinking that he was going to make a big deal, he was very happy again.

a week later.

Pete Liu received the package from Qiu Yi.

Thinking that this was a new product to be put on the shelves, he eagerly opened the package.

In addition to a box of white paste in the box, there are four small boxes of paste in different colors, yellow, green, blue and purple.

After carefully reading the manual, Pete Liu got started.

Half an hour later, he looked in the mirror in shock and surprise, "I'm afraid even my mother doesn't know me anymore! It's amazing! I admire it!"

He turned on his phone, took photos of himself from various angles, then recorded a video, and finally edited it. After no problem, he posted it on Weibo, and @小易: New product trial, really amazing!Hurry up, I can't wait!

Qiu Yi reposted his Weibo: New day after tomorrow~

[Fuck!Black technology! 】

【666! 】

[Hehe, the four major magic arts in Asia?no no no!It's the five major sorcerers!Our country accounts for two big ones, which is also amazing! 】

[Xiao Yi, you are really great! ! ! 】

[Want to buy, want to buy, want to buy! 】

[Ah, ah, can't wait for it to be on the shelves!I immediately took the rocket to Xiaoyi's house to snatch it! 】

[Nimma, I thought Pete Liu had plastic surgery, and I just wanted to scold him!It turns out that Xiaoyi is new! 】

【Change your appearance anytime, anywhere, don't feel so great~】

【Please call me Man of Thousand Faces from now on! 】

What surprised everyone was the upcoming "Yi Rong Gao".

The white paste is used as a primer. If you want your eyes to be bigger, you can first apply the white paste on the eyelids and eye circles, and then apply the yellow paste - the yellow paste is to increase the effect, and then when the body When exposed to natural light, the white paste automatically absorbs the light, which then triggers the action of the yellow paste.

The green paste has a reducing effect, and it will cause the eyes to become smaller when applied around the eyelids and eye circles;

Blue is for heightening effect, it is best to apply it on the nose, and the nose will become taller;

Purple is the effect of shrinking, and it will become a flat nose when applied on the nose.

Different collocations will produce different and unexpected effects. The four colors of paste all need white paste as a primer. Buyers can use their imagination to use it.

[I originally wanted to earn money to go to Korea for plastic surgery, but I don’t need it now hehe. 】

[The disguise technique mentioned in martial arts novels is probably the use of disguise paste? 】

【Xiaoyi probably came from the world of martial arts, right? 】

【Ah, I'm so happy. From now on, I can make my eyes as big as I want, and my nose can be as tall as I want!No need for makeup and plastic surgery PS! 】

[Don't you all think that the most amazing thing is that Yirongpao can actually fool the machine? 】

[Awesome! ! ! 】

[Give me a dozen of this disguise cream! 】

……

On the day when Yirong Cream was released, people rushed to buy it.

Those who couldn't get it went to Qiu Yi's Weibo to complain, and strongly demanded to increase the quantity of goods.

Even though Yirong Cream was sold at a price of almost [-], which was the most expensive product of Xiaoyi's family, people's determination to buy it was still unshakable.

Liang Che was still questioning Qiu Yi on WeChat, why did he only send the disguise cream to Pete Liu instead of him?

Almost broke up.

Fortunately, Qiu Yi saved the plastic friendship with several sets of disguise creams.

Liang Che didn't take advantage of it for nothing. He sent Qiu Yi a few autographed photos of himself before he received the Yirong cream. After receiving the Yirong cream, he sent Qiu Yi delicious hairy crabs.

One after another, those who bought Yirong Cream received express packages.

Unlike other people who used it on her face, Guo Qianqian decisively used the Yirong Cream on her chest.

After Wang Yong came home at night, when the two of them were doing something indescribable, he suddenly wondered: "Honey, your breasts seem to be getting bigger? But it's not right..."

Guo Qianqian stared, "What's wrong?"

"It's still small to the touch..."

Guo Qianqian: "..."

Then the bewildered Wang Yong was rushed to the living room to sleep on the sofa with his butt bare, and when he remembered that his wife had bought Xiao Yi's Yi Rong Ointment, he suddenly realized, so he said with a mournful face, "Oh, Xiao Yi, you made me miserable." I!"

If Qiu Yizai would have said mockingly, "What do you mean I made you miserable? I won't blame you!"

Fortunately, most people use it on their faces, either to make their eyes bigger, their noses higher, their mouths fuller, or their faces thinner.

As a result, there were suddenly many beauties and handsome men on campuses.

Seeing the classmates in the same class suddenly become handsome men and beautiful women overnight, many people can't sit still.

The teacher who didn't know the situation thought that the students had gone to plastic surgery together, but after inquiring, they found out that they all used Yirong Cream.

Because Yirong Cream is expensive and not easy to get, most of the students pool their money together to buy it, and then everyone uses it together. Is it a kind of classmate friendship?

Some students used Yirong cream and made jokes.

Classmate A used the Yirong Cream in the morning. His parents were out at that time, so he didn't see his new appearance.

When he came home from school in the afternoon, his parents looked at him with a look of "whose child are you from my house?"

He explained for a long time, but his parents still didn't believe him, and they said they would call the police if they didn't leave.

It almost made him collapse.

Fortunately, he remembered that he could wash off the Yirong cream, so he hurried into the bathroom to wash his face.

The parents who were chasing and scolding him were stunned when they saw his appearance.

"Oh my god! It's really my son!"

Classmate A broke down and shouted: "Why don't you believe me?!"

The parents were also angry and said: "How can we not know our son's face? Don't make it look so good in the future! Your parents and we don't look good, but can we still give birth to a handsome son?"

Classmate A suffered tons of injuries from his parents in an instant...

In addition to such jokes, some of them actually became popular on Weibo.

The first one was that a girl went through the security check and was stopped. The security officer compared the girl's ID card and passport for a long time, and said speechlessly, "This...are you really the person in the photo? Are you the same? It doesn't look like it."

The younger sister showed embarrassment and said, "Well, I used Yirong Cream..."

It just so happened that the security inspector was also a potential little Yi Rong powder, so he understood and said, "Understood, could you please wipe off the Yi Rong paste?"

He said that he did not know where to bring a pack of wet tissues and handed it to his sister, "Use this."

The younger sister has a pretty good temper, and if it were someone else, she might be angry. Although she was a little ashamed, she still wiped off the disguise cream with a wet tissue, revealing her original appearance.

After passing the security check, the younger sister asked the security check staff a lot: "Why did you just prepare wet tissues?"

The security inspector said, "You're not the only one."

The younger sister immediately understood the meaning, that is to say, there were other people who used Yi Rong Ointment and were also stopped when they passed the security check.

Thinking of this, she didn't feel too ashamed, after all, she was not the only one who received such treatment.

The second is that a certain big-name star was rumored to have undergone plastic surgery, and there were pictures and the truth, which caused sunspots to ridicule her, and fans came out to support her.

[Even a blind person can tell that this must be a whole lot!That's why those stupid fans don't want to believe it. 】

[Comparing with the previous photos, it is really obvious. 】

[The chin is padded, so we can't tell if it's so fake? 】

[The nose is also padded with a prosthesis, and the cheeks are rubbed...]

[I didn't believe it at first, but in the end... I was very disappointed. I thought you would be different, but in the end, I followed the trend and canceled it. 】

[If you cancel it, you will cancel it!One more you, not more, one less! 】

[Just take this opportunity to clean up those wall fans! 】

[What does it matter to you whether they have plastic surgery or not?Really full! 】

[Now that the makeup skills are so superb, you can conclude that someone has undergone plastic surgery just based on a few pictures?Do you think you are God? 】

[Stop making noise!My goddess used Yirong Cream!Not a facelift! 】

[Have you heard of Xiao Yi's Yi Rong Gao?It's awesome!Comparable to plastic surgery! 】

Qiu Yi who was inexplicably dragged into the water: "...I won't take the blame?"

But when he saw the third one, Qiu Yi admitted that the pot belonged to him.

A certain criminal, relying on his own use of disguise cream, did not even avoid the surveillance cameras, hats and other coverings, and carried out robbery in broad daylight, which was extremely bad in nature.

Fortunately, he was subdued by the brave citizens passing by with his bare hands, and no one was injured in the end.

Qiu Yiyi reposted this news with indignation, and commented: I didn't make Yi Rong Gao for these bad guys to do bad things!

【Yes, don't be angry. 】

[Although I expected such a thing to happen, I still feel angry. Fortunately, I'm fine, Xiao Yi, don't be sad. 】

[Let me just say, since everyone can gather here because of Xiao Yi, I really hope that no one will use Xiao Yi's things to do bad things, otherwise it will hurt Xiao Yi very much. 】

[Yeah, yeah, what if Xiao Yi doesn't sell disguise cream in the future? 】

【I feel sorry for Xiaoyi, Humo~】

[Tiger touches Xiaoyi!What was wrong was not Yi Rongao, but people's hearts. 】