This pharmacist is not easy

On the third day of program recording, the six of them were already exhausted from hunger.

Qiu Yi didn't find any more rabbits, but luckily, he broke through a bush and found a nest of eggs, not many, only seven.

He thought it should be a wild egg. After calculating the time, it is now June, which is the peak season for pheasant egg production.

In addition to the egg's appearance resembling a domestic egg, there is also evidence that it is a brood of wild eggs.

Because when he was stealing eggs, it might be that the pheasant that went out for food came back.

Seeing Qiu Yi stealing eggs, the pheasant immediately screamed "clack-clack" to the effect: Damn egg thief!

Its feathers exploded, and it rushed over like a fighting cock.

Qiu Yi lifted the hem of his clothes to catch the wild eggs, and ran away.

As he ran, he had a bold idea.

Wild eggs are not enough, maybe another pheasant?

The chasing pheasant doesn't know yet that its fate is about to change. It just wants to catch the egg thief in front of it and teach it a lesson.

Because he was holding the fragile rations, Qiu Yi had to be careful, and he didn't forget to check whether the wild eggs were broken when he was running, and then he was overtaken by the wild chickens that were chasing after him.

"Aww!" Qiu Yi screamed, and the pheasant scratched his back hard with its claws.

The pheasant refused to give up and wanted to give him another hit, but Qiu Yi dodged and yelled: "Your sister! But if I eat a few eggs from you, do I need to chase me for so long?"

"Clack-clack--" the pheasant pounced fiercely, its claws were so sharp that they were exposed.

When Qiu Yi saw it, he ran away quickly, calling for help while running.

Later, he recalled that, in fact, he could put down the pheasant eggs first, and then pick up the pheasants.

But he didn't think of this until he was driven back to the camp by the pheasant.

The others have not returned yet, and there is only Liang Qi who cannot move in the camp.

Liang Che saw Qiu Yi running towards him as if his back was on fire from a distance, thinking he had encountered a beast, his face turned pale with fright.

Liang Qi shouted at the top of his voice, "What's wrong with you! Something is chasing you!!"

Even the photographers around him secretly raised their vigilance.

Seeing them, Qiu Yi's eyes lit up, and when he heard Liang Qi's words, he said loudly, "The wild-chicken is-chasing-me-"

What?

pheasant?

Liang Che looked confused, what the hell was being chased by a pheasant?It was the first time he heard it.

The camera captured his bewildered look very well.

When Qiu Yi approached, Liang Qiao finally found the ferocious pheasant behind him, and hurriedly said nervously: "Don't, don't come here!!! I'm afraid of chickens!!!"

Qiu Yi had no choice but to stop the car, turn around and turn in another direction, thinking angrily while running, afraid of chickens?Then you won't have the chicken in a while!

Fortunately, Wang Xiong just came back, and his eyes glowed green when he saw the pheasant.

Seeing the rescuers coming, Qiu Yi turned around and ran towards him.

Then the ferocious pheasant was subdued by Wang Xiong with a few moves, trembling under his control.

"Phew, luckily it wasn't broken." Qiu Yi lowered his head to check the wild eggs, and found that only two had a crack when he ran and collided with them, which did not affect their consumption.

When everyone gathered around the fire to share pheasant chicken and wild eggs, Qiu Yi thought of something and turned to his brother photographer, "Why did it chase me instead of you? You were there too. It's not fair ..."

The photographer brother showed his white front teeth and said with a smile: "Because you stole its eggs, who else is chasing you?"

Qiu Yi: "..."

Makes sense, damn it.

The third day passed, and the program recording of "Survival in the Wild" ended.

Walking out of the forest, the staff of the program team saw Qiu Yi carrying Liang Qi on his back, and surrounded him to ask what happened.

Especially Liang Qi's manager, with a nervous and worried expression on his face, "What's wrong with you, Liang Qi?"

Liang Che's face was slightly flushed, and he said awkwardly: "It's not a big deal, why ask so many questions."

Qiu Yi said it for him, "I sprained my ankle."

"What?! Sprained ankle?!" The manager yelled, "Why didn't you come out sooner if you sprained your ankle! What if the injury gets worse if it's delayed!"

Liang Qi felt a little ashamed, and quickly said: "It's okay, just go back and apply some medicated oil."

Qiu Yi said: "Go back to the doctor to see if it's safe."

Only then did the agent notice that he had been carrying Liang Qi, and said embarrassedly, "Thank you! I'll carry it!"

"No, I'll carry it to the car." Qiu Yi shook his head, sending the Buddha to the west.

Liang Qi was carefully placed in the back seat of the car by Qiu Yi, who whispered his thanks.

Qiu Yi saw that the tips of his ears were red, and thought he was quite shy.

Thinking of one thing, Qiu Yi hesitated and said, "That...can you sign it for me?"

Hearing his request, Liang Che, who was still a little awkward and ashamed at first, suddenly became secretly happy. It seemed that he was quite attractive.

"Of course I can. Where can I sign it for you?" Liang Qi asked proudly and flatteredly.

"Wait a moment." Qiu Yi ran to Su Yao to borrow a pen and paper, "sign this."

Liang Qi quickly signed a beautiful fancy "Liang Qi", and then raised his head and asked with sparkling eyes: "Do you need to write something?"

Qiu Yi thought for a while and said, "To the lovely little mountain."

Liang Qiao thought he was going to write "Xiao Yi" or something, but it wasn't...Maybe Xiao Shan is his nephew, and he doesn't look like he's married.

After finishing writing, Liang Qi still asked a lot: "Who is that Xiaoshan? Your nephew?"

Qiu Yi looked at the signature in his hand and said dotingly, "My dog."

Liang Qi: "..."

Qiu Yi was afraid that he wasn't hitting hard enough, so he added: "My Xiaoshan quite likes watching your TV series."

Liang Qi twitched the corners of his mouth, "...Oh, that's really great..."

Qiu Yi smiled brightly, happily left with his signature in his arms.

……

Back at the hotel to rest, Qiu Yi took a good shower first, changed into clean clothes and was about to go out for dinner when the phone rang.

"Hey?"

"Open the door." He Bo said on the other end of the phone.

Qiu Yi opened the door of the room, and He Bo stood outside, holding a bag of things in his hand.

"Ah, what delicious food did you buy? It smells so good..." Qiu Yi smelled the aroma of the food, and felt even hungrier. He could swallow a cow.

He Bo walked in, "Beef noodles."

Qiu Yi's eyes lit up, and he salivated, "I heard that there is a shop near here that makes delicious beef noodles. Did you buy it from this shop?"

"Well, I bought it after queuing up." He Bo smiled slightly, "Aren't you going to reward me?"

Qiu Yi was embarrassed for a while, and said: "It's not a kindergarten child, how can I reward you with a little red flower? --- Eat noodles, it won't taste good when it's cold." Said, he crossed his body and planned to take the beef noodle.

A strong arm stopped him, and He Bo jokingly said: "Have you learned how to deal with me? Give me a kiss, and if I don't give it, I won't let you eat it."

Emma, ​​men are scarier than women when they are numb, and they are even kissable, hey.

Qiu Yi complained secretly, but the tips of his ears turned red involuntarily.

"Your ears are red again." He Bo pointed out.

Qiu Yi stared, "I'm hot!"

gurgling gurgling——

Qiu Yi: "..."

He Bo smiled and said, "I'm not teasing you, let's eat." After speaking, he handed him the insulated box containing beef noodles.

"You brought an insulated box?" Qiu Yi looked at him suspiciously.

"Yes, I planned to bring you delicious food." He Bo smiled softly, "You went into the forest before I could talk to you."

Qiu Yi took a mouthful of the chewy noodles, then another mouthful of the delicious beef, and said vaguely, "What about the delicious ones?"

"I ate it." He Bo said: "Otherwise you will be rotten when you come out of the forest. ——Is it delicious?"

Qiu Yi nodded, his mouth was full of noodles and beef, and he gave him a thumbs up after chewing.

Seeing that he was eating deliciously, He Bo suddenly felt hungry again after eating just now, he squeezed his head and said, "I haven't eaten yet, give me a bite."

Qiu Yi swallowed the food in his mouth, hesitated, and said, "But I've eaten it..."

He Bo glanced at him, and said in an ambiguous tone: "I've kissed you before, and I still mind your slobber?"

Qiu Yi blushed, yes...

"Okay, I'll give you half..." Qiu Yi handed the chopsticks to He Bo.

He Bo refused to answer, opened his mouth and ordered: "Hey me."

Qiu Yi muttered, "Why do I have to be fed when I have hands..."

Even so, he honestly gave He Bo a mouthful of noodles.

He Bo took a mouthful of noodles, and motioned for him to pick up some beef with his eyes.

The portion of the beef noodles was quite large, and there were more than a dozen slices of beef on it, so Qiu Yi didn't feel sorry for him, so he readily picked a large slice of beef and stuffed it into his mouth.

He Bo chewed it, chewed it and finished it, and opened his mouth to ask for it again.

Qiu Yi said angrily: "It's my turn to eat this time, and it will be yours later."

He Bo smiled and said: "Okay, it's up to you."

After Qiu Yi had a big mouthful of beef, he suddenly realized that the two of them shared a pair of chopsticks, could it be considered... an indirect kiss?

……

After resting at the hotel for one night, Qiu Yi originally planned to fly directly back to City Z, but he hadn't visited Mr. He yet, so he followed He Bo to City J by plane.

This time he did not follow the program group, He Bo booked two business class tickets.

Qiu Yi slept comfortably on the plane and arrived in the blink of an eye.

It was already night when the plane landed, and Qiu Yi went back to the villa to rest for a night before going back tomorrow morning.

When taking a shower, he learned the lesson from last time and brought a change of clothes before entering the bathroom.

But I didn't expect that halfway through the wash, there was no hot water.

The water in the electric water heater was still half cold.

Qiu Yi likes to use hot water for bathing, no matter in winter or summer, and rarely uses cold water.

Suddenly there was no hot water, and his brows were wrinkled.

Forced to do so, he had no choice but to put on a bathrobe—the bathrobe was found from He Bo's bedroom, brand new and unused.

Anyway, he didn't plan to use bath towels anymore.

After putting on the bathrobe, Qiu Yi embarrassedly walked to the door of He Bo's room and knocked lightly.

I always feel that in this situation, I am like a lamb that is washed and sent to the door automatically to be slaughtered...

Qiu Yi felt a little uneasy thinking about it, secretly swallowed his saliva.

He Bo opened the door, his brows raised in surprise, and then he didn't know what he thought of, and suddenly showed a meaningful smile.

Qiu Yi knew something was wrong just by looking at his expression, and quickly said: "Don't think about it! There is no hot water in my room, and I just finished washing it! I just wanted to borrow some hot water, nothing else."

He Bo moved away, smiled and said: "It's my honor." He made a gesture of invitation.

Qiu Yi walked in with trepidation. Just as he was about to enter the bathroom, a voice came from behind: "It's just right, I want to take a bath too, let's go together."

Qiu Yi excitedly said: "No, no, you go first!"

Just as he was about to leave, someone held his shoulders from behind, and he shivered.

He Bo smiled softly, and said in a low, sexy voice, "What? Everyone is a man, are you shy? Or is there something you dare not see?"

"Fart! I don't dare to see anything! Just wash it, and I'm afraid you won't succeed!" Qiu Yi said angrily, and walked into the bathroom angrily.

It wasn't until He Bo slowly took off his clothes in front of his eyes that Qiu Yi woke up to what he had done.

But it was too late to escape at this time, because He Bo was blocking the door, his eyes were fixed on him passionately and hotly, feeling that there was nowhere to escape.

It was not the first time for Qiu Yi to see He Bo's body, but he still felt embarrassed, and the blood all over his body suddenly boiled hot, rushing straight to his forehead.

He Bo has a solid figure that looks thin when dressed, but fleshy when undressed.

There is no trace of fat all over the body, the muscles are evenly distributed, and it looks very explosive.

The most eye-catching thing is a pair of long legs, strong and powerful.

Even though Qiu Yi himself had long legs, he secretly glanced at He Bo enviously.

He Bo smiled lowly, "Do you like it?"

Qiu Yi rolled his eyes, refusing to admit that he was a little envious, "Tell it as if I don't have one."

He Bo smiled, and picked up a scrub cloth, "I'll rub your back for you, come here."

Qiu Yi took a step away, waved his hand and refused, "No need, I'm not used to it." After all, it feels a bit ashamed to be rubbed on the back by someone who likes him all of a sudden.

He Bo was a little dissatisfied with Qiu Yi's resistance, so he threatened: "Okay, don't rub your back, right? Then let's do something interesting."

What the hell is this interesting thing?

Qiu Yi's heart skipped a beat, and he couldn't help thinking wrong.

Seeing He Bo approaching him gradually, Qiu Yi hurriedly said, "I choose to rub my back! I choose to rub my back!"

Then He Bo happily rubbed his back, taking advantage by the way.

"Your butt is still as sticky as when you were a child." He Bo said ambiguously.

Qiu Yi covered his buttocks with both hands, moved forward, and the tips of his ears turned red.

Damn, he knew he was uneasy and kind!

What's wrong with your butt?

How many people are still envious of not coming!

Qiu Yi thought angrily.

After finally taking a shower, Qiu Yi finally lay down on the bed with a sigh of relief.

Hey, I haven't seen you for a few days. I really miss my fans and fans. Check it out on Weibo.

I probably know that he is going to participate in the recording of "Survival Live in the Wild", and the fans and girls have been quite quiet in recent days.

Except for occasionally breaking a few words with Heizi, the rest is to leave a message on his Weibo——

【Miss you, love you, refill~】

[Sign in. 】

【Ah... I want to watch Xiaoyi's live broadcast, I miss his prosperous beauty, lick lick~】

[Let’s talk about it first, although Xiao Yi said he belongs to everyone, I have already made up my mind to marry Xiao Yi! 】

【Xiaoyi's woman came to report, no one is allowed to grab me~】

[Sisters, stop grabbing, Xiao Yi has long been my son-in-law! 】

[Don't make trouble above!How old is your daughter? 】

[Just started kindergarten, first help her book a future husband. 】

[My God, there are still arranged marriages now? 】

【awesome!I admire you! 】

[A cute new one, can I ask a man? 】

【Wow! !of course!But Xiaoyi is still mine! 】

[The brother above has a lot of guts, he even fought with my old lady, his courage is commendable! 】

[What the hell, maybe Xiao Yi likes innocent and beautiful boys like me! 】

【Blow it!Don’t be afraid to blow the cowhide apart~]

Seeing this, Qiu Yi realized that besides the fangirls vying to be his wife, he also had fanboys rushing to confess his love!

He didn't feel disgusted or anything, he just thought it was quite funny, and he enjoyed watching it while lying on the bed.

After thinking about it, he sent a Weibo to say hello: Hi, I'm back, do you miss me?

Over a hundred comments in an instant.

[Miss you, miss you, miss you! ! ! 】

【Ah, I am satisfied to see this Weibo before going to bed o(*￣︶￣*)o】

[Xiaoyi Xiaoyi, start a live broadcast and let me see you! 】

【Yes, yes, it doesn't matter if you just click...】

[Those who agree with Xiaoyi's live broadcast, like me up! 】

[Ah, is it going to be a live broadcast? ! 】

[The phone and computer are turned on and ready, just waiting for you~]

[Is Xiao Yi going to broadcast live?lick lick lick~]

The fans are super enthusiastic, and it seems that I am sorry for them not to start the live broadcast. Qiu Yi didn't want to feel so guilty, so he took out the mask from his backpack and put it on, and posted on Weibo: "As you wish, please move to the live broadcast room~

Then he trotted to He Bo's room and asked, "What's the wifi password?"

He Bo opened the door, took a look and said, "123456, why are you asking?"

"No reason!" Qiu Yi ran back to the room after getting the password, as if there was a fire burning behind him.

Back in the room, he entered the password, opened the software, and started the live broadcast.

Fans were overjoyed and rushed to tell each other.

As soon as the live broadcast started, the screen showed Qiu Yi wearing a short-sleeved T-shirt and half a mask, with the head of the bed in the background.

He said to the camera: "There is nothing to do at night, let's chat."

If there are fans, they will boo——

【Sing~】

【Yes, yes, I want to hear you sing~】

【Ah, is Xiao Yi going to sing?That must sound good! ! 】

【expect! 】

[Sing, sing, I want to hear you sing a love song...]

[No, no, it's late at night, it's better to sing a lullaby. 】

[Is the one in front here to be funny?I want to hear a lullaby and ask you to sing it...]

[Pfft, suddenly I really want to listen to a lullaby, what should I do. 】

【Me too hahaha...】

[Hahaha are people without nightlife! 】

[Don't bring the rhythm, sing a love song! 】

【Singing and dancing! 】

[Twisting Yangko! ! ! 】

[March of the Volunteers! ! ! 】

[Fuck you!Give me a break! 】

Qiu Yi: "..."

What should I do?

Fans forced him to sing again!

He is tone deaf, he can make jokes!

You have to think of an excuse to divert your attention.

[Welcome Rose Knight to the live broadcast room! 】

[Rose Knight sends rocket launcher (x10)]

[Rose Knight: Open the door. 】

What Rose Knight said was unclear, Qiu Yi and some audience members were a little confused.

Who knew that when Qiu Yi was still thinking about the meaning of Rose Knight, there was a knock on the door of his room, and then everyone in the live broadcast room could clearly see that the smile on Qiu Yi's face froze, and he was at a loss like a frightened baby .

【What's wrong?What's wrong? 】

[I seem to hear a faint knock on the door, is there someone here? 】

【Xiao Yi's expression is so cute~】

【Ah~ that panic-stricken shyness~ lick lick lick~】

[Xiao Yi, don't be afraid!I protect you! 】

[It feels like there are a lot of articles in it...]

[Quickly listen!It seemed that someone was speaking, and it was a male voice! 】

[This situation reminds me of what Rose Knight said just now, I hope it's not my brain. 】

[No, no, you're not the only one who thinks this way! 】

[Mom!Xiao Yi and Rose Knight together? 】

【Really?I want to meet Xiao Yi too! 】

[The rose knight is undoubtedly a man. 】

[Oh, Xiao Yi didn't make a sound, so don't make wild guesses, don't let Heizi seize the opportunity to lead the rhythm! 】

When Qiu Yi heard He Bo calling him, he couldn't care less about watching the barrage, and turned off the live broadcast in a hurry.

"Why are you calling me?" Qiu Yi said towards the door.

He Bo thought to himself, if I don't come, will you use that tone-deaf voice to sing love songs to fans?

Tell you, there are no doors!

He Bo's low voice came through the door, "Why don't you go to bed at night and broadcast live?"

Qiu Yi was taken aback, thinking how did he know that I was broadcasting live?

“好好睡觉，不要唱什么情歌，不然揍你屁股。”何博说完这句话，似乎走了。

Qiu Yi was in a daze, how did He Bo know about singing love songs?

Is it possible...

At this time, because he turned off the live broadcast, the fans in the live broadcast room were noisy, and some had little emotions.

[Ah, Xiao Yi, why did you turn off the live broadcast! 】

[Don't ah ah ah ah! ! ! 】

[Fuck, is it true? ? ? 】

【Xiao Yi, come back quickly! ! 】

【No, I can't take it anymore, Xiao Yi, you haven't sung yet~】

[Xiao Yi owes the whole world a love song! 】