This pharmacist is not easy

"What are you looking at so engrossed in?" He Bo asked abruptly.

Qiu Yi said subconsciously: "The fans are arguing to divorce me..."

"Huh?" He Bo raised his eyebrows, and said in a slightly cold tone, "Divorce?"

Qiu Yi woke up, and quickly explained: "It's just their wishful thinking! I was married, don't get me wrong!"

He Bo didn't speak.

"Then what... are you angry?" Qiu Yi asked cautiously.

"I'm not angry." He Bo said lightly.

Qiu Yi breathed a sigh of relief, "Oh...that's good."

"I'll take care of you when I get home." He Bo added.

Qiu Yi: "..."

Are you not angry?Looks like it's all fake!

He Bo drove to a villa area. Qiu Yi looked out the car window and found that the environment here is quite quiet, with green trees and lawns everywhere.

The car turned a few turns and stopped in front of a two-storey villa. The gate was a white iron gate with delicate patterns.

The gate opened slowly, and He Bo drove the car in and parked it.

"Get out of the car, you're home." He Bo said.

Qiu Yi looked around with some doubts, no matter how you look at it, it doesn't look like there are traces of inhabitation, it's strange to be deserted.

He Bo seemed to know what he was thinking, and said, "Before you came, this was my residence alone, and I didn't live there often."

Qiu Yi was stunned, and then thought, after the kiss, are they going to live together?

Will the progress be too fast?

"Soon? I don't think so. I've been looking forward to this day for a long time." He Bo looked at him and said seriously.

Only then did Qiu Yi realize that he had unknowingly spoken out what was in his heart, and that He Bo heard him, and was immediately embarrassed.

In the evening, the sun had not yet set, and the afterglow of the setting sun came in through the French windows of the living room.

After resting for a while, Qiu Yi got up and walked out of the room, and saw He Bo sitting on a chair in the living room quietly dealing with business affairs in front of the computer.

It is said that men who work hard are the most charming, Qiu Yi now understands a little bit.

He wanted to go back to the room quietly so as not to disturb him, but He Bo had already noticed, pinched the bridge of his nose, and said in a gentle voice, "Are you awake? What do you want to eat tonight?"

"What's in the refrigerator?" Qiu Yi asked, he didn't really want to go out to eat.

"Open it and have a look, as long as it's made by you, I like to eat it." He Bo guessed what he meant and said with a smile.

Qiu Yi muttered, "I didn't say I would cook it for you..."

That being said, he went straight to the kitchen and opened the refrigerator to check.

"Are you a pure meat eater? Why are you all meat and no vegetables?" Qiu Yi complained softly after looking at the refrigerator.

He Bo came up behind him, and said in a deep and sexy voice, "Well, I prefer meat to vegetarians." He gently scraped his ear with his finger, then slid it down to the earlobe, pinched and rubbed it rub.

Qiu Yi's ears were white and soft, and his earlobes were thick. They felt good when pinched, and He Bo was almost addicted to pinching.

"Your earlobes are so cute, I really want to eat them in one bite."

"..."

Qiu Yi trembled slightly, his ears were his sensitive areas, they were pinched so itchy that he couldn't help breaking free.

He Bo quickly stretched out an arm to clasp his slender waist, preventing him from moving.Her chest pressed against his back, she buried her head on his shoulder, and took a deep breath.

Qiu Yi felt as if there was a carnivorous beast standing behind him, waiting to tear himself apart and swallow him hungry.

Frightened by his own thoughts, Qiu Yi stammered and said, "I, my meat doesn't taste good..."

He Bo chuckled, and because his face was buried, his voice was muffled, "It's okay, I'm not picky."

Fuck your picky eaters!

You want to eat but I don't want to!

Qiu Yi jumped vigorously, and said angrily, "Touch me again! If you touch me again, we'll break the relationship!"

He Bo: "..." silently let go of his hand.

"Why don't you talk anymore?" Qiu Yi turned around in doubt, but saw He Bo covering his mouth with one hand, his brows slightly frowned.

Qiu Yi was surprised: "What's wrong with you? Why are you covering your mouth?"

"I bit my tongue." He Bo said sullenly.

"Hahaha..." Qiu Yi was delighted.

Should!Who let you touch me!Let's see if you dare in the future!

Seeing the pained look on He Bo's face, Qiu Yi suddenly became nervous again, and quickly said, "Is it in pain? I'll buy you medicine!" He was about to leave.

But He Bo grabbed his wrist, "You don't know the way, where can you buy it?"

Qiu Yi said anxiously: "Hey, let me go! I don't know the way, so I can ask someone!"

He Bo shook his head lightly, "I'm not serious, so I don't need to go."

Qiu Yi didn't believe it, so he insisted on sticking out his tongue to see.

He Bo said yes, let him get closer so that he can see more clearly.

Unexpectedly, Qiu Yicai approached, and just as he was about to see clearly, He Bo suddenly hooked his arms, quickly wrapped his arms around his waist to get closer, and took advantage again with a "boo".

Qiu Yi's eyes were as big as copper bells, and he said angrily, "You lied to me!"

He Bo smiled and said, "I didn't lie to you, you see." He stuck out his tongue, and there was indeed a small hole in it, but it was not serious.

Qiu Yi: "..."

He Bo didn't act like a demon again during dinner, and the two of them managed to enjoy a delicious dinner in peace. It wasn't until after taking a shower that Qiu Yi found that his clothes were in his backpack, and the backpack was left in the living room.

Qiu Yi: "..."

How to do?

He didn't want to ask He Bo to help him.

After much deliberation, he had no choice but to wrap his lower body with a towel, walk out of the bathroom, open the door of the room and stick his head out for a closer look.

His room was on the first floor, and the position of the door just happened to have an unobstructed view of the living room.

The living room was empty, he guessed that He Bo should be in his room.

Qiu Yi opened the door, quickly ran to the sofa to pick up the backpack, turned around and was about to sneak back to the room...

"When did you come out!" Qiu Yi widened his eyes.

He Bo stood in front of him with a smile. In Qiu Yi's eyes, he looked malicious. He hugged his backpack tightly in fright, and covered his two cute little dots tightly.

He Bo showed a regretful expression, but his eyes were still hot on Qiu Yi's long legs.

Qiu Yi instantly felt that his legs were cold, and he blushed and said, "You, get out of the way, I'm going back to my room."

He Bo looked like a rascal molesting good women and men, "You deliberately dressed like this and appeared in front of me, isn't it just to seduce me? You succeeded. Come, let's go into the room and discuss life."

Qiu Yi shouted angrily: "Discuss the fart!"

He rushed back to the room and slammed the door shut.

Lying on the bed, he was still out of breath. In order to force himself to divert his attention, he had to turn on his phone and check Weibo.

Unlike the indiscriminate bombardment in the morning about wanting to divorce him, fans are actually praising him now.

What happened?

He checked the comments with a guilty conscience, trying to find out what caused their attitude to change 180 degrees.

【Wow!Thinking of seeing Xiao Yi soon, I feel happy! 】

[Yes, I actually participated in the live broadcast of survival in the wild, I must watch it then! 】

[When the show is released, I will move a small bench and sit down obediently~]

[Absolutely keep your eyes on the whole thing! 】

【I'm ready to lick the screen~ lick lick~】

Only then did Qiu Yi discover that the official blog of Survival in the Wild had posted on Weibo and @ him, no wonder the fans were so excited.

But the fans who like him don't know that he won't show his face at that time, and those who want to see him may be disappointed.

In addition to most of the fans who supported him, there was also a small group of people who were slandering him, saying some nasty and sour things.

[A little Internet celebrity who sells things, why can he be on the live show of survival in the wild? 】

[I'm afraid there is □□, right? 】

[What's the matter, you can sell your ass, but people still want to see your face hahaha...]

【To tell you the truth, if anyone can live broadcast live in the wild, then I won't watch this show again in the future. 】

[I agree.I used to love this show, but now I hate it. 】

[Now so many people are boasting how useful his stuff is, is it my illusion?Why do I feel normal? 】

[Still engaged in hunger marketing, unscrupulous merchants! 】

[I haven't used his stuff, it looks like cheap stuff, are those people crazy? 】

[I grabbed some worry-free ointment before, but it didn't work and I threw it away. 】

[The funny thing is that Guyuan ointment is not made of donkey-hide gelatin, it is deceiving at first glance!I don't know what it is made of, but there are still people rushing to buy it and eat it. I laughed so hard, I'm afraid I'm out of my mind? 】

Too much, this is clearly slander!

Some fans who couldn't see it mercilessly went back.

[Look!It's not too sour, I drank a few jars of vinegar. 】

[Mom's mental hospital is on vacation?Why don't someone come and take these lunatics back? 】

[Hehe, a group of mad dogs who are jealous of my Xiaoyi are barking. 】

[If you have to say there is □□, it must be my Xiaoyi, everyone loves flowers and sees flowers bloom~]

[I clicked into their Weibo and turned around, they were all bugs with hot eyes, no, I have to wash my eyes...]

[Those who have a small account, there is a kind of a large one, look at me, so that even your mother doesn't know you anymore! 】

[What else did you say you used the things from Xiaoyi's house? Look at you, you can snatch them?Even if you use it, it's a waste! 】

[Garbage, there is a kind of heads-up, I will beat you to death! 】

[Reported casually, no thanks. (Smile)】

Qiu Yi was very moved, so he also registered a trumpet to join the battlefield.

Those sunspots were probably frightened by the fighting power of the fans, so they shrank back and didn't show up again.

Qiu Yi snorted, with a look of triumph after winning.

He reposted the Weibo of the live broadcast of survival in the wild, and said: I will work hard!

It caused some fans to comment in a motherly tone——

【Okay, Xiao Yi, come on~】

【Love you (づ￣3￣)づ╭～】

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[Don't tire yourself out, eat meals on time, sleep on time. 】

[I heard that there are many mosquitoes in the wild, remember to prepare mosquito repellent cream. 】

[Drink more water, don't work too hard. 】

【We will miss you and wait for your return~】

This... Is this still the group of women who are clamoring and clamoring for a divorce?

When I hate you, it's like the autumn wind sweeping the fallen leaves, spraying your face mercilessly; when I like you, it's like the girl's heart in Huaichun, sticking sticky honey to your face.

Qiu Yi is really full of emotions, this is a long experience.

It may be because of the relationship between mask powder and black mask. There are more female fans who follow him, and there are also many fans who actively maintain and support him, so he plans to give them benefits in the next product.

There is a plant in the pharmacist's space whose main function is to relieve pain, and it also has the effect of eliminating fatigue.

Qiu Yi didn't have any idea at first, but a prescription in the medicine book caught his attention. The prescription said: This medicine patch can cure dysmenorrhea.

Dysmenorrhea, isn't that something that only women have?

He usually reads Weibo on his mobile phone, and he will see a few funny jokes. It probably means that some male compatriots will only ask their girlfriends to drink more hot water when their girlfriends are on their menstrual period. It seems that drinking hot water is a panacea. the same.

Then there are many female netizens complaining under the comments. People who have never experienced dysmenorrhea will not understand this.

Qiu Yi is a man, of course he doesn't understand, but he can't turn a blind eye to what they say is miserable.

It is actually not difficult to make this medicine patch for dysmenorrhea, but he still needs to look through the medicine books to see if there is a way to eliminate the medicinal smell of the medicine patch.

Yes, the medicinal patch has a strong medicinal smell, which can be smelled from far away, and it smells a little pungent.

Female compatriots definitely don’t want to be asked by uninformed people when they are wearing this medicine patch during their menstrual period:

"Hey, are you sick? Why does your body smell like medicine?"

"Wow, the smell of medicine on your body is so bad, can you stay away from me?"

"You drink medicine every day? You always smell like medicine."

Female compatriots can't always tell everyone who asks, how embarrassing it is.

Therefore, the taste of the patch needs to be improved. It is best to make it into some floral or fruity fragrance. Maybe you can save the need to spray perfume during menstrual period.

But these are just his ideas, and he can't try to make them until he gets home.

The pain-relieving plant Qiu Yi called it "Tang Tong Fei". In addition to making it to treat dysmenorrhea, he can also make waist patches, shoulder patches, and cervical spine patches...

If it is successfully made, office workers will definitely be the first to say buy, buy, buy!

The cervical spine of the bow-headed party has also been saved, and writers no longer have to worry about the burden on their necks caused by long-term coding...

The game party can also continue to play games happily...

It is simply that mom no longer has to worry about my neck series!

And that waist patch, whether young or old with low back pain, will definitely like it too.

Qiu Yi is happy just thinking about it.

To serve the people, he Guan Rong!

After struggling with his brain until one o'clock in the morning, he gradually couldn't resist the drowsiness and fell asleep.

When he got up the next morning, he was full of energy when he thought of going to report to the unit for the live broadcast of wild survival.

He thought he woke up early enough, but he opened the door, and He Bo was drinking coffee in the living room neatly dressed.

Seeing him coming out, He Bo said softly, "Good morning."

Qiu Yi rubbed his eyes and said, "Morning."

"What do you want for breakfast?" He Bo asked.

In Qiu Yi's mind, he quickly filtered sesame noodle tea, sugar pancakes, deep-fried dough sticks and soy milk, salty pastry, salty bean curd...

Finally decided, "Take mutton biscuits. I checked the Internet before I came here. There is a time-honored brand of mutton biscuits that is delicious. Let's try it, shall we?"

Looking at the shining eyes in front of him, He Bo couldn't say no to it, not to mention that he also liked eating mutton pancakes.

Well, Qiu Yi likes to eat whatever he likes.

The two drove to the time-honored store to eat mutton pancakes. There were many people queuing up early in the morning, and there was no parking space nearby.

Qiu Yi told He Bo not to get out of the car, and he went to buy it by himself.

After queuing for ten minutes, he finally arrived.

He said to the bold boss: "Boss, here are four mutton pancakes. Do you have anything to drink?"

"There's soy milk, would you like it?"

"Yes, give me two glasses. How much is it?"

Qiu Yi paid the money, and cheerfully carried mutton pancakes and soybean milk all over the street looking for He Bo's car.

I couldn't find it, so I thought he could drive to a place where he could park, so he called.

"I bought mutton biscuits and soy milk, where are you?"

"On the other side of the road, you come along the zebra crossing and pay attention to the cars."

"Oh ok, I'll go now."

Seeing the zebra crossing, Qiu Yi carefully avoided the passing vehicles and walked to the opposite side. He Bo's car was parked not far away, and he had already got off the car, so he stood there waiting for him to pass.

"Look, let's eat hot mutton pancakes and soy milk while it's still hot." Qiu Yi said to He Bo with a smile.

He Bo gave a "hmm" and said, "Get in the car and eat."

Sitting in the passenger seat, Qiu Yi took a mouthful of mutton pancakes and soy milk, his cheeks bulging.

He Bo took out a tissue, turned sideways and wiped the corner of his mouth for him.

Qiu Yi said inarticulately: "Oh, since when..." He stretched out his hand to take the tissue.

He Bo refused, jokingly said: "Why, you've already kissed me before, and you're still shy?"

Qiu Yi: "..."

If it weren't for the inconvenience of speaking with something stuffed in my mouth, I would definitely beep you!snort!

After eating mutton pancakes and soy milk, Qiu Yi said energetically, "Let's go! It's time to go!"

As the car was driving on the road, Qiu Yi suddenly thought of a question and asked He Bo: "You don't have to go to work today? Actually, I can take the subway to go by myself. Don't worry about getting lost, there is a map on my phone." After speaking, he felt hypocritical again Well, why did they personally send him there? It's because they like him!

Thinking of this, the tips of his ears turned red again.

Sure enough, He Bo found another opportunity to talk flirtatiously, "For you, I won't go to work anymore, are you touched?"

If Yang Zhuo heard it, he would cry and faint in the toilet.

No, no, no, I'm not touched at all, brother.

Qiu Yi didn't dare to speak any more, thinking that he should be a quiet and handsome man.

It will be safer to drive this way.

When we arrived at the destination, it was a fashionable and magnificent building.

Qiu Yi took out his mobile phone and called the staff of the program group.

There was a girl's voice at the other end, softly saying, "Hello?"

Qiu Yi said: "Hi, I'm—"

The younger sister said first: "I know who you are."

Qiu Yi thought that his sister had saved his phone number, so it was not surprising to know who he was, so he said, "Oh, can you come down here, please? This is my first time here, and I need someone to lead the way, otherwise it will be troublesome." .”

Unexpectedly, the girl at the other end said faintly: "No, I won't go down. I think we'd better not meet each other, and you don't call me again next time, I won't answer it again. So be it."

After that, I hung up the phone.

Qiu Yi: "..."

How does it feel weird?

Did she misunderstand something?

Tried to call again, but no one answered, or his number may have been blacklisted.

He Bo saw that he couldn't laugh or cry, so he asked, "What's the matter?"

"She may have identified the wrong person and blocked me. Forget it, I'll go in by myself."

"I'll go with you."

"...Alright."

Upstairs, the boss called to ask if Su Yao received anyone.

Su Yao anxiously said to the mobile phone, "he hasn't arrived yet!"

"Then you call him!"

Su Yao said aggrievedly: "I called, and the phone is turned off over there."

"I don't care, you try to get in touch with someone, and you're leaving tomorrow, don't you know how tight the time is?"

"Hmm! I will definitely get in touch with someone!" Su Yao promised.

"Okay, as soon as possible." The other end said and hung up the phone.

Su Yao sighed at the mobile phone, and said to herself: "Oh... Where are you, Xiao Yi? Do you know that I am looking for you like crazy... Why do you have to turn off the phone? —— No, I will call again Try it in the past, what if it turns on?"

As he spoke, he poked a number and played it.

"Hello, the phone you dialed is off..."

Su Yao wrinkled her nose and put down her phone in disappointment.

"Hey...how about I go down and wait and see? Maybe Xiao Yi has come, but the phone is out of battery, so I can't contact him! Yes! It must be like this!"

To cheer herself up, Su Yao regained her confidence and took the elevator to the first floor.

The elevator door opened and Su Yao came out.

At the same time, Qiu Yi turned to He Bo and said, "The elevator is here, let's go in."

Su Yao, who passed by, turned her head in doubt. This man's voice sounded like Xiao Yi...

She usually likes to watch Qiu Yi's live broadcast, so she is somewhat familiar with his voice.

But she didn't have the courage to catch up and ask, after all, she had just glanced at them, and those two were handsome men!She is the least resistant to this kind of people, so don't get dizzy before asking the words.

So why did the superiors entrust her with this difficult task? Is it because she is a newcomer?

According to incomplete statistics on the Internet, 90.00% of Nine's sister papers firmly believe that Xiao Yi may be a handsome man, and it would be embarrassing for her to receive Xiao Yi...