This pharmacist is not easy

Recently, some netizens reported that Qiu Yi's live broadcasts were too infrequent, and it was strange to think of him.

Then Qiu Yi said on Weibo: I have been busy packing and shipping for everyone, and also researching new products. I really have no skills at all.Besides, the medicine field is growing well now, so I don’t need to take care of it anymore. I can’t open a live broadcast to let everyone watch me pack and deliver, right?That's so boring...

But he doesn't understand, there are many boring people in this world, even a simple live broadcast of eating, some people will enjoy watching it for hours.

There are people who are willing to watch the meal, let alone him.

How popular is he now, I don't know how to do it?

Don't talk about watching him pack and deliver live broadcasts, there are many fans who are willing to watch him live in a daze.

Just listening to him talk is good, his voice is very nice, clean and warm, crisp and sweet, like the voice of jade.

It is simply the benefit of voice control!

To describe it in the words of the fans, that is, listening to the ear will make you pregnant.

[Those who want to watch Xiaoyi's live broadcast pack and deliver, like me! 】

[I would like to see it even if it is packaged and shipped. 】

[As long as it is Xiaoyi, I am willing to pay for any boring live broadcast, and I will give you all the gifts ~ refill~]

[Or live singing is also fine!Xiaoyi's voice is so sweet, and his singing must be very good! 】

【ah! !I really want to hear Xiao Yi sing too! 】

Seeing this, Qiu Yi's heart shuddered, don't, he's tone deaf, don't say something like "Shock! Internet celebrity Xiao Yi is actually a tone idiot!", "A horrible performance" after singing. , "Xiao Yi sings with hot ears", "Who pays if the ears are deaf?" and so on.

In order to prevent such a situation, he quickly posted on Weibo again: Everyone said they want to watch my live broadcast, so tomorrow I will live broadcast from noon to afternoon, and watch me pack and deliver the live broadcast.

Fan Comments——

[It's a pity... I want to hear the singing. 】

【I'm not greedy, just live broadcast~~~】

[The alarm clock reminder is ready, arrive at the live broadcast room on time tomorrow! 】

【Cheers ╰(*°▽°*)╯Scattering Flowers~】

[The wallet is ready! 】

[Tomorrow at noon, see you in the live broadcast room. 】

At noon the next day, after lunch, Qiu Yi took out the mobile phone holder, looked around to make sure that there was no place where his identity information would be leaked, then An Ran put on half of the mask, turned on the mobile phone and started the live broadcast.

Fans waited early, and when the live broadcast room opened, they quickly entered to watch.

【The first~】

[Report. 】

【Good afternoon everyone. 】

[Welcome to Xiaoyi's live broadcast room! 】

[Xiaoyi is still beautiful today, fragrant and youthful, peerless, beautiful, icy muscle, jade bones, closed moon, shame, flowers, dusty, refined, and loved by everyone...]

[The one in front, yes!awesome! 】

[Hahaha seems to have entered the wrong live broadcast room, why is there such a strong sense of Mary Su's vision? 】

[666, all the idioms are copied and pasted, right? 】

[Speak my heart...hehe. 】

[I'll give you 99 points, and I'm afraid you'll be proud of one more point. 】

[Xiao Yi, I shared the live broadcast room for you, praise me quickly! 】

[The one in front, your face fell off, I'll pick it up for you. 】

[Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho, feel free to share, thank you~~~~~~~~]

When Qiu Yi started packing, the number of viewers temporarily stabilized at 10,000+, and there was a gradual increase.

Qiu Yi took the time to look at his phone, and smiled happily at the camera: "Thank you for the gifts you swiped! Thank you 'Ms. Xiao Yi' for the rocket launcher! Thank you for 'Xiao Yi's Xiao Yi Yi is 18 cm'???...Tell me, Did I think too much about your name?"

[Hahaha you didn't think too much! 】

[I didn't think too much! 】

[This car is driving, caught off guard! 】

[It's dirty, get in the car quickly, old men! 】

[Is this going to drive?look forward to~]

【Hmm... this name has a lot of connotations...】

[Hahaha mine is 20 centimeters! 】

[22cm pride passing by. 】

[The previous one, let’s talk about the ban! 】

[Catch an administrator! 】

[Banned, banned, so as not to spoil the flowers of the motherland. 】

【Don't don't make me wrong, give me a chance! ! !Don't mute! ! 】

[That is not an example...]

[The purity of Xiaoyi's live broadcast room is guarded by us!All evil recedes! 】

【Rose Knight sends rocket launcher X (10)】

[The local tyrant is surprised! 】

【Welcome the No. [-] local tyrant brother Rose Knight to Xiaoyi's live broadcast~】

Qiu Yi, who was packing, also saw it, so he thanked: "Thank you Rose Knight for the ten rocket launchers!"

After careful calculation, the rose knight has also received 20 gifts, which is far ahead and occupies the first place in his fan ranking, leaving other fans behind.

Every time there is a live broadcast, Rose Knight will always be there and never absent.

After thinking for a while, Qiu Yi said: "Thank you all for giving me gifts and support. How about this, I will draw the top 50 people on the fan contribution list in two days, and each person will send a big gift bag, which contains mask powder, black mask, Hair lotion, solid element balm, and mosquito repellent."

【I'm so happy that I want to dance!I am ranked second, this wave is stable! 】

[Hurry up and count, 47, so happy! 】

[38's passing report. 】

【25. 】

【eleven. 】

[49, a little suspenseful...]

[Woooo I'm 51, I don't have money to buy gifts recently, so sad! 】

[At fifty, I beg those below to stop buying gifts, just let me win a big gift bag, good people get rewarded. 】

[Hahaha I'm 53, be careful on top of me!Immediately catch up with you!I want to order a big gift bag! 】

[I want to order a big gift package too! 】

[Although it is more than a hundred, but this dream can still be dreamed...]

[The competition is fierce, and the purse will be flat. 】

[This is Xiao Yi's conspiracy, he wants us to give him gifts, don't be fooled!Just let me do it alone! 】

[Hahaha get out of front! 】

[For the big gift package, fight! ! ! 】

[I've never seen such a shameless anchor... But I like it! ! !Gifts are for you! ! ! 】

[A new way to ask for gifts get√]

[Did I miss something? ? ? 】

[Hahaha everyone, don't tell the newcomers! 】

【learn! 】

【receive! 】

【OK! 】

Qiu Yi said with a smile: "It's too much, you guys, how can you hide it from the people who come later? Don't worry about the audience who didn't hear it. I will announce it in the live broadcast room after the broadcast, and I will also post it on Weibo."

【Xiao Yi, you have changed, you were not the kind of person you used to be! 】

[I'm about to change my mind! 】

【ah!I've hit fifty!Kai Sen! ! 】

【Ahhh!I dropped to 51 again! ! 】

[Hahaha, the previous one, is there such an intense one?Fortunately, I didn't participate, and there are still a lot of Xiaoyi's things in the house!Are you envious? 】

【roll! ! ! 】

Liu Ge, who secretly watched the live broadcast in class to collect gifts and make the list, was so angry that he almost dropped his mobile phone!

His tablemate was also desperately looking for gifts, just to win a big gift bag, the mask powder inside could be given to his beloved goddess, but he didn't expect that he was wandering among the sixty or so in a daze.

Hearing that Liu Ge had made it to No. 59, he rolled his eyes and said, "You got it! After all, you have passed No. [-]. I can't even touch No. [-]'s ass!"

Liu Ge said angrily in a low voice: "That's what makes you even more angry! You can see it but you can't touch it. You'll know if you try it!"

After class, Liu Ge quickly called his father.

"Hey Dad? Didn't you say you wanted to give the old lady a black mask last time? I have a chance to get it now, do you want to try it?"

"Yeah, if you give me the money, I'll put the gift on!"

"How much? Well... I don't know either! Why don't you go and see for yourself?"

"Yeah, it's Xiaoyi's studio, right! The one named 'Ziwei Gege' is me!"

"What?!! It took me a while to drop to over 70? I'm going to fuck!"

"Dad, I think it's better to give up, we can't compete with others! There are so many local tyrants who spend a lot of money in this ghost live broadcast room like ants... People are crazy..."

"No, no, no, don't make trouble, dad, if mom finds out that you spend money recklessly, you will definitely get beaten up!"

Beauty blogger Zhou Lifang said to her daughter Chen Meimei with a gloomy face: "Look, as long as you stay in the live broadcast room, there will always be mask powder! There are only twenty or so now, let's work harder to reach the top ten. It's safe. Whoever dares to stand in the way will be destroyed!"

Chen Meimei lightly touched her smooth and tender face, her whole body was on fire, her eyes were full of certainty.

Yes, who dares to stop them from getting the big gift package, they will definitely meet gods and kill gods, and Buddhas and Buddhas!

Qiu Yi thought that the fans in the live broadcast room would frantically buy gifts for the big gift packages, and compete for the rankings on the fan list.But he didn't expect it to be so crazy. Wave after wave of rocket launchers popped up in the live broadcast room, and he couldn't watch it.

Besides the fans in the original live broadcast room, there are also a lot of "Weibo tour group", "Taobao tour group", "Tieba tour group", "Forum tour group" and some other website tour groups pouring in to join the war .

The number of onlookers in the live broadcast room reached more than 100 million in an instant, and the number is still increasing crazily.

The gifts Qiu Yi received could buy a lot of big gift bags.

He felt that he really seemed a little... Suspected of cheating on gifts?

Feeling very embarrassed, I pondered for a while, and then said to the phone camera: "In order to be worthy of your enthusiasm, I decided to increase the number of gift bags from fifty to one hundred. Can't sleep anymore..."

[One hundred, I have hope. 】

【I'm 99 and I'm starting to get nervous! 】

[Wow~Xiao Yi is really awesome! 】

[I have decided to eat steamed buns this month! 】

【Bubbling while eating instant noodles~】

【Bubbling while eating pickles~】

【Death by eating air...】

Liu Ge received a call from his father——

"Dad, I saw it too! One hundred! We can still save it!"

"Yeah, you pay money now, I'll use the bazooka and rush up! It's all down to the 120 or so!"

……

"Survival in the Wild Live" is an online variety show reality show launched by the entertainment company under the He Group. It is a popular show recently, and the viewing rate is quite high.

Every episode of the program will invite popular celebrities to participate, and sometimes well-known Internet celebrities, and even some wealthy sons and business elites will also be invited to participate in the program.

So being able to be on "Survival in the Wild Live" is a kind of affirmation of one's own status and reputation, and many celebrities and Internet celebrities are flocking to it.

Liu Caili has always been a loyal viewer of "Survival Live in the Wild". After the new episode was broadcast on the platform, she opened it and watched it immediately.

The female star invited for this issue is the latest traffic star who dominates the screen. Liu Caili quite likes her, and Yan Hao's acting skills are not bad.

It is still five people who survive in the wild for three days. Except for a tent and a knife, each person can only choose one thing to carry with him.

When filming during the day, everyone knows that except for the female star, the other four people brought a lighter, chocolate, mineral water and a pot.

Seeing someone take out a pot, the audience who watched the show swiped 666 one after another, laughing and laughing.

Liu Caili guessed in her heart what the female star was wearing.

At night, after the tent was set up, and everyone was going to sleep, the female star took out the things she had brought.

is a small box.

Liu Caili saw her open the lid of the small box, revealing the contents inside.

"This thing... looks familiar..." Liu Caili frowned as she recalled, and suddenly exclaimed, "It's mosquito repellent cream!"

She is not the only one who is sharp-eyed. Many people on the Internet have also discovered that it is mosquito repellent cream. Mosquito cream.

Although since Xiaoyijia launched the mosquito repellent cream, there have been many counterfeit products on Taobao.

But according to the current status of a female celebrity, would she buy fake ones?

impossible.

It turns out that because of her physique, the female star has attracted mosquitoes since she was a child. As long as she is with other people, the mosquitoes will definitely chase her and bite her, and then she will be bitten by red envelopes.

This time, she was going to participate in wild survival. Since it was in the wild, there must be a lot of mosquitoes, and they would be more fierce than house mosquitoes. She had to be on guard.

Her assistant bought her the mosquito repellent cream online, and it is said that it is hard to grab!

Although it is the cheapest mosquito repellant she has ever used, it works amazingly!

So if she can only bring one thing to the wild, she must choose mosquito repellent cream.

Sure enough, after she opened the box, a faint scent of strawberries radiated instantly, and the fierce mosquitoes scrambling around her head to suck her blood, after feeling the threat of the mosquito repellent cream, all backed away in horror and couldn't wait to escape. far away.

【My pearl is so smart!Will also bring mosquito repellent cream! 】

[Is Yang Zhenzhu here to be funny?What's wrong with bringing mosquito repellent cream?it works? 】

[It's purely a hindrance. 】

[Heizi, you are enough!It is well known that my pearl attracts mosquitoes. Is it against the law to bring mosquito repellent cream? 】

[What brand is this?I also want to buy...]

[Xiao Yi's mosquito repellent ointment, you don't even know it's so popular? 】

【Isn't it an advertisement? 】

[Is it still necessary to advertise the things of Xiaoyi's house?Are you ignorant? 】

[Pearl mosquito repellent cream is the blessing of Xiao Yi's family, understand? 】

【Pooh!Xiaoyijia's mosquito repellent cream is awesome! 】

[Don't brag or criticize, Xiaoyi's stuff is really good. 】

[The one in front must be the sunspot of my pearl!I like pearls and I also love things from Xiaoyi's family. You are not allowed to trick them like this! 】

【Yeah!Heizi get out of here! 】

[Love Xiaoyijia's hair lotion! 】

【Guyuan Paste is also delicious~】

[Stop advertising, watch the show carefully. 】

[I have used mosquito repellent cream, I am afraid of mosquitoes hahaha! 】

So just like that, without Qiu Yi's knowledge, his mosquito repellent cream became more popular on the Internet, which directly drove the sales of other products.

Now Xiaoyi's Taobao items are even more difficult to grab.

Qiu Yi realized that his mosquito repellent ointment was actually on TV when he was @ by a fan on Weibo. He was very proud.

When I feel better, I want to make delicious food for myself again.

He Bo likes to send him food recently, and today he received a small box of fresh Australian lobsters by air. He took out one and kept the rest in the refrigerator to taste slowly.

Baked Lobster with Cream Cheese and Garlic Sauce, just hearing the name will increase your appetite.

There is no butter and cheese at home, so he made a trip in his electric car to buy them at the supermarket in the town.

He washed the lobster first, and fried the minced garlic with butter until it was slightly charred and kept it for later use.

This is Xiaoshan who smelled the aroma and came running over, his mouth was humming, wanting to eat.

Qiu Yi smiled and ignored it, and continued with the work at hand.

He boiled half a pot of water, and then added ginger slices to the water, two or three slices would do.

Also add a few peppercorns to taste.

After the water was boiled, he started to add the lobsters and boiled them for about two or three minutes. When he saw the shells turned red, he immediately fished them out.

Place lobsters on a clean cutting board - it is best to use separate cutting boards for raw and cooked food for hygiene.

He swung the kitchen knife and split the lobster in half with one click.

Dig out the shrimp meat with a spoon, cut it into large pieces, mix well with the fried garlic and light cream, fill it back into the lobster shell and compact it, and then smear thick cheese and pepper on the surface.

Finally, put it in the oven at 10 degrees Celsius for [-] minutes.

He bought a new oven recently. To bake bread for breakfast, he is a little tired of eating noodles, and it is troublesome to buy bread in the town, so he might as well make it himself.

When 10 minutes came, he turned on the oven, put on gloves and took it out, a burst of rich fragrance flooded into his nostrils, an intoxicating smell.

Xiao Shan hurriedly rubbed Qiu Yi's leg hard, "Aww..." I want to eat!to eat!

"It's a pity, this is not suitable for you to eat, let me cook big bone for you, don't you like eating big bone?"

"Wooooow!" What the hell is the big bone?I don't like it!I want to eat lobster!

Qiu Yi shrugged, "It's up to you. ——I'll make soup for you with spring water, it must be delicious."

When Xiaoshan heard the word "spring water", he immediately wailed, he wanted to drink spring water, and if he gave you spring water, he would forgive you.

After a friendly and peaceful negotiation between the owner and the dog, Xiao Shan finally drank the big bone soup boiled with spring water, and his little tail flew up.

Qiu Yi can also quietly enjoy the deliciousness brought by the baked lobster with cream cheese and garlic. He took a bite of the lobster meat, and the fusion of freshness and fragrance seemed to be dancing in his mouth.

It is to eat it while it is hot in order to bring out the fresh and strong fragrance to the fullest and make people want to stop.

He is eating baked lobster here, and he does not forget to share... photos with others.

He Bo on the other end looked at the lobster in the photo, compared with the work meal he was eating, and suddenly felt dull.

He called Yang Zhuo into the office, "Baked Lobster with Cream Cheese and Garlic Sauce, I want to eat it now."

Yang Zhuo was confused, although he didn't know why the boss didn't eat the work meal, after all, the company's food was good, there was fish and meat, he could eat it all every day!

But since the boss has given his orders, he can't do such a small thing well, so he doesn't have to mess around as a personal assistant.

"Okay, I'll do it right away."

Yang Zhuo walked out of the office, immediately called the chef of a high-end restaurant he knew, and asked to make a baked lobster with cream cheese and garlic immediately, no matter how much it cost.

After the lobster arrived, He Bo opened the photo sent by Qiu Yi, and then looked at the photo...tasting the lobster.

He took the lobster as if Qiu Yi made it for him himself, and he ate it to his heart's content.

Remembering that Qiu Yi mentioned before that he would come to J City to see him—in fact, he meant to see Mr. He—he sent another WeChat message to ask him.

He Bo: When will you come?

Qiu Yi: At the end of this month.

He Bo: It’s okay to come here now.

Qiu Yi: Shit, there are still more than ten days until the end of the month, what do you mean it's not bad?

He Bo: You don't miss me at all, huh?

Qiu Yi: ...

He Bo: Do ​​you really want to?Say it!Otherwise, I will catch you and kiss you to death!

Qiu Yi: ...Think, think...

He Bo: I'm not very satisfied with this answer, and I've made a personal appointment with you. (Smile)

Qiu Yi: ...Fuck you!

He Bo: Give you a meaningful smile.jpg

Qiu Yi put down his phone, his ears turned red.

Suddenly the phone beeped again. He thought it was another WeChat message from the other party. He wanted to read it but didn't want to. After struggling for a while, he finally couldn't help but picked up the phone.

It was a private message reminder from Weibo.

He was suddenly disappointed, feeling empty in his heart.

Bored, he swiped open the screen of his phone and clicked on Weibo to see that the private message was actually sent to him by the official blog of "Survival in the Wild".