This pharmacist is not easy

In the ninth day of the ninth day, the courier went to work.

According to the address and phone number provided by the private message of Weibo winning users, Qiu Yi packed gifts and sent them out.

Just after delivering the courier, he found that the gas at home was almost out, so he called the uncle who delivered the gas to come to the door tomorrow.

When the gas delivery uncle arrived on a motorcycle, Qiu Yi said happily, "Uncle, your face is dark!"

The uncle rubbed his face and smiled, "Well, I have been in the sun for half a year, and I finally got my face back to its original color. Otherwise, with a small white face, my neck would be black, which would be ugly. "

The uncle is not only talkative, but also works very quickly. He replaced a new gas bottle in the blink of an eye, "Okay!"

"How much?" Qiu Yi asked.

"One hundred and six, the price has increased again recently."

I changed three bottles of gas and spent a total of 310 yuan.

After sending the uncle out, Qiu Yi returned to the house and started working.

After a few days of rest during the Chinese New Year, Taobao has accumulated a large number of orders, and it will take him at least a few days to produce these products.

And recently he wants to start a new project again, but he hasn't figured out what to do for the time being, and has been thinking about ideas for the past few days.

After a few days of busy work, all the orders were settled, but the baby page was sold out again, and many people went to his Weibo to express their dissatisfaction.

[Can't you order more goods?Every time I can't get it...]

[Although I really want to be considerate of Xiao Yi, I really want to buy it!After using mask powder and black mask, I don't want to use other masks. 】

[I agree.Xiaoyijia's mask is really amazing!My mother and I are rushing to use it, and I am tired~]

[Thank you Xiaoyi, I can't do it by myself, so I can hire someone!In that case, you are relaxed, and we have a chance to buy it. 】

[If Xiao Yi wants to recruit, I will definitely sign up! ! ! 】

[Xiao Yi, do you still lack a salted fish that can eat and be cute? 】

【I want to be Xiaoyi's thigh pendant~】

[The thigh pendant counts in me. 】

Qiu Yi flipped through the comments, and then posted a Weibo: It is true that all the products are made by me alone, so the quantity is limited and cannot meet everyone's needs.As for recruitment, I don’t have this idea yet, maybe in the future... Also, I’m researching new products recently, and after this batch of orders are sent out, it will take a while before they can be delivered. Please try to save as much as possible... …

[What did I see! !New product! ! ! ! 】

【Wow! ! !what is it !what is it !what is it ! 】

【Looking forward to new arrivals~~~】

【puff!What the hell are you saving? 】

【Hahaha, don't be funny, saving money is impossible...】

[How to save?No amount of saving is enough...]

【Desperate, I have to wait again...】

【No, I have to smoke a cigarette to calm down. 】

[I'm going to send you the blade, bye. 】

[Don't, don't, I don't want to wait! ! ! 】

[I'm struggling, I want to buy new products, but I don't want to wait, what should I do if it's swollen? 】

【I really want to hit you with a big hammer~】

[What will the new product be?Will support no matter what. 】

Regarding new products, it is best for everyone, and can help you solve some daily troubles.

On the day of the Lantern Festival, Qiu Yi prepared delicious food for himself as always.

If you are alive, if you don't enjoy a lot of food, wouldn't it be a short life?

When it comes to the Lantern Festival, of course you have to eat glutinous rice balls, reunion.

This year, he won't go to the supermarket to buy other people's ready-made. It's more affordable to make it at home, and it can guarantee the authenticity.

In the past few years, he bought a few packs of glutinous rice balls filled with sesame seeds in the supermarket, but they were made smaller every year. He didn't see much sesame stuffing, but he ate a mouthful of glutinous rice balls after cooking.

Since he was going to make glutinous rice balls, he had planted some glutinous rice, sesame seeds and peanuts in the Pharmacist's space early on, and they would be ready to harvest on the fifteenth day.

Then use a cooking machine with a grinding function to grind the three raw materials until they become a fine powder.

Put the glutinous rice flour in a large bowl, pour a small amount of water, and knead it evenly by hand.

Until the glutinous rice flour was kneaded until the surface was smooth, Qiu Yi squeezed out a small ball, flattened it with both hands, and made it concave.

Then add the peanut filling or sesame filling with powdered sugar, wrap it well, and rub it with your hands until it is round.

Finally, a cute little glutinous rice ball was born.

Once wrapped, it can be stored in the freezer.

Qiu Yi took out twenty glutinous rice balls, boiled a pot of sugar water, then put the glutinous rice balls down, and they were ready to eat in a while.

The glutinous rice balls just served in the bowl are hot.

Those who eat it should take a bite first, and the delicate, fragrant, smooth filling will flow out. At this time, take a few mouthfuls with your mouth, and eat it in one bite when you feel that it is almost cold.

The sweet and glutinous taste erupts in the mouth instantly, which makes people cry with happiness.

Qiu Yi killed twenty of them by himself, and the thin-skinned glutinous rice balls filled him completely.

Xiao Shan whined and barked to eat, but he refused to give it. The glutinous rice balls are not suitable for dogs.

In order to appease Xiao Shan who was emotional, Qiu Yi cooked him a big bone, and Xiao Shan forgave him.

Qiu Yi also took a photo and sent it to He Bo. Recently, they communicated quite frequently on WeChat.

He Bo: Make it for me next time.

Qiu Yi: All right, wait for your next visit.

He Bo: Soon.

Qiu Yi didn't know when he was about to say it. While enjoying the delicious glutinous rice balls, he browsed the Internet, and then saw a funny joke, and suddenly had an idea for the new product in his heart.

A week later, on Valentine's Day, he announced the time of the new product on Weibo, and the fans immediately cheered.

However, he didn't tell what the new product was, and he was a bit of a hurdle, saying that everyone would know what it was after it was put on the shelves.

The fans were so anxious that they loved and hated him, and the comments all said that he was really naughty, and he should find someone to discipline him, otherwise he would have to go to the house to expose the tiles.

Looking for someone to discipline?A figure suddenly appeared in Qiu Yi's mind, his ears were itchy, and he didn't dare to think about it anymore.

It just so happened that He Bo sent another WeChat message on the same day: Happy Valentine's Day, love me.

Qiu Yi: Single, not happy.

He Bo: Not soon.

Qiu Yi: ...

He Bo: You know what I mean.

He was the one who never missed the opportunity to tease him.However, I was not up to date, and my heart trembled every time I was teased, but I couldn't think of how to respond.

Distressed...

……

Mr. Wang Yong stayed on with his computer turned on, and it was only a few minutes before eight o'clock. He kept pressing F5 to refresh the page, hoping to snatch the new products from Xiaoyi's home.

He doesn't care what it is, anyway, it must be a good thing, just grab it.

His wife, Guo Qianqian, was sitting next to her with her baby in her arms. While breastfeeding the baby, she stared intently at Taobao on her mobile phone, and asked anxiously, "How is it? How is it? Has it come out yet?"

"No! I'm so anxious to death."

"What now? It's eight o'clock!! Is there a new product? What is it?"

"I haven't... brushed it yet! It's——"

"What is it?" Guo Qianqian turned her head to look at the computer, "Xiaochou ointment? It's only 88 yuan, so cheap! What is it for? Pull down to see the introduction."

Without turning his head, Wang Yong said: "Whatever it is, take a picture first! Otherwise, you won't be able to grab it. It's so hard to grab things from his house!"

"That's right, take a picture first, I'll check it out with my phone..."

Discovering that the phone page had also been refreshed, Guo Qianqian hurriedly placed an order and took a picture of Xiaochou ointment. The title of the page read: Each ID is limited to one purchase.

"Hey, I didn't get a picture... How about you, my wife?" Wang Yong looked at the page disappointedly, and turned to ask Guo Qianqian.

Guo Qianqian smiled and said, "I got one."

"Really!" Seeing that he had gained something, Wang Yong finally smiled.

Like them, many people took pictures first and then talked about it. The 10 worry-free ointments that were newly put on the shelves were all sold out in less than [-] minutes.

Someone didn't grab it, so he slapped the table fiercely angrily, scaring the people around him thinking something was wrong with him.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"

"It's all open and hung up, right? Grab it so fast!"

"Damn!! The hand speed is so fast, I usually do not miss it!"

Those who couldn't get Xiaochou ointment complained one after another, unable to express the pain in their hearts.

Qiu Yi's Weibo went viral just like every time a new product was posted.

In order to comfort fans who have little emotions, he posted on Weibo and said: The goods will be available as soon as possible, little angels, don't worry!Repost this Weibo, don't pay attention, ten people will be drawn the day after tomorrow to share [-] worry-free ointments, thank you for your support~

[Wow~ Guiqiu black box operation! 】

[Smack me!pump me!I didn't get it! 】

[The last time I passed the lottery, I hope the goddess of luck will take care of me this time! 】

[Xiaoyi is drawing prizes again, happy~]

[Anyway, I don't have a share, let's join in the fun. 】

[Winning insulator passing by...]

【Ah, I want to absorb all your luck! !Suck! ! !The prizes are all mine! ! 】

[Hahaha don't make fun of the above! 】

Li Bo is a very ordinary office worker. He goes to the company every nine to five to swipe his card to report, and occasionally works overtime. The workload is not too heavy.

Because he is a working class, renting a house in a big city is expensive, so he rents it with others. Of course, he does not have a car. He takes the bus to and from get off work every day.

It's okay when it's cold, everyone can squeeze together to keep warm.

But in summer, when everyone wears short sleeves, he is more embarrassed-he has a stinky fox.

Every time he takes a bus, it is usually his turn that there is no seat, so he has been standing while holding the armrest.

But as soon as he raised his arms, his underarms were exposed, and the thick body odor mixed with the smell of sweat immediately made the crowd next to him shy away.

The car is crowded with people and there is no place to retreat, so people will cover their noses, try to stay away if they are good-tempered, and say a few words about him if they are bad-tempered, such as "really stinky" or "it stinks to death". He has heard all the words, and every time he dies of shame and indignation.

But what can be done?

Even if he wore thick perfume, he couldn't cover up the stench. Instead, he made his own smell even weirder and pungent.

Hearing that a small operation can cure body odor, he thought about it and still didn't dare to take the risk.

Although it's not yet summer, Li Bo has already started to worry. After all, spring is over, and summer is not far away.

Because of the body odor, colleagues in the company secretly nicknamed him "Pesticide".It means that his body odor can kill bugs.

Li Bo originally thought that this body odor would accompany him for life, but recently there has been a turning point.

Although Li Bo has body odor, he looks good and has a decent figure. He is the type that some girls like.

A young female colleague new to the company this year fell in love with him, and heard that he had a stinky fox—a fact known to all colleagues in the company—so she gave him a balm for worrying.

Sorrow ointment, deodorant ointment.

As the name suggests, it is deodorizing.

As long as it is the odor from the human body, such as sweat odor, body odor, foot odor, etc., Xiaochou Ointment can cure it.

Li Bo usually surfs the Internet to watch news and movies, rarely browses Weibo, and seldom visits Taobao. He buys his daily necessities from supermarkets when they are on sale, and he doesn’t even use skin care products.

So even if he saw the information about someone recommending Xiaoyi's products, he just glanced at it. He didn't even know that the worry-free ointment given to him by his female colleague was an out-of-sale hot item that many people couldn't even buy!

However, it was the first time in his life that he received a gift from the opposite sex, and he cherished it very much.

After returning home and taking a shower, he read the instruction manual, squeezed out some snow-white paste from Xiaochou ointment, and then applied it to both armpits.

The Spring Festival is just over, and the weather is gradually warming up. However, he still wears long-sleeved trousers for daily use, covered by clothes, and there is no chance to sweat much. Li Bo's body odor is not that serious for the time being.

Only when he took off his clothes and took a bath when he got home, he put his nose close to his armpit could he smell body odor.

But even so, he was not satisfied.While massaging his underarms, he was very much looking forward to the surprises that the Xiaochou ointment would bring to him.

On a very ordinary morning, Li Bo got up and brushed his teeth to go to work.

When he arrived at the company, the boss suddenly said that the previous design plan had to be redone, so he stayed in the company and worked overtime to complete it.

After get off work, he just chased to catch the last bus, so tired that he was sweating all over his body.

When he got home to take a shower, he suddenly found that the body odor on his body was very light after sweating all over today, what a pleasant surprise!

At the same time, Manager Zheng, who is on a business trip in Japan, is worried about Xiao Cao.

After discussing the business, the host was the host and invited them to dinner, where shoes had to be taken off.

But Manager Zheng knew that his subordinate Xiao Cao had foot odor, the kind that could suffocate people to death, it could be said to be a biochemical weapon.

How impolite to smell disgusting foot odor while eating...

So before entering the door, Manager Zheng kept winking, wanting Xiao Cao to find an excuse to leave.

However, Xiao Cao didn't receive his signal, so he just followed in.

It's over, Manager Zheng thought to himself.

When Xiao Cao took off his shoes, there was no smell at all.

Manager Zheng was stunned, his face full of disbelief.

Obviously, when Xiao Cao went to his house last time, the stench of his feet was really overwhelming, why is it gone now?

Manager Zheng walked in front with a puzzled expression, while Xiao Cao followed behind with a calm expression after placing the shoes.

The guests invited a restaurant that specializes in crab dishes. The spider crabs there were delicious, and they were satisfied.

Back at the hotel, Manager Zheng grabbed Xiao Cao and asked, "What's the matter? Are your feet smelly?"

Xiao Cao was taken aback for a moment, then suddenly realized, he laughed and said, "Manager, my foot odor has been cured long ago! Otherwise, I wouldn't dare to go in and eat crabs!"

"Good boy! No wonder you didn't see me winking, so I pretended? Tell me, how did you get cured?"

"Hey, use Xiaochou ointment."

"What ointment?"

"Xiao, worry, ointment." Xiao Cao said every word.

Manager Zheng heard it clearly this time, and ordered: "Buy me an envoy later."

Xiao Cao stopped laughing, and said with a bitter face: "I can't buy it, manager! Besides, you don't have foot odor, so buying it back won't help you... unless you have body odor?"

"You have body odor! You don't care about me! Buy it if you want, so much nonsense!" Manager Zheng stared at him, half-believing and said: "It can also cure body odor? Don't lie to me."

"Really! If you don't believe me, you can look it up on the Internet. As for Xiaoyi's Taobao store, his products are very popular, and even if you have money, you can't buy them."

In order to prove that what he said was true, Xiao Cao opened Taobao while talking, clicked on the baby page of Xiaochou Gao, and read the comments, all of which were five-star praise!

[I don't care, I don't care, I don't care!I just like the things of Xiaoyi's house!The worry-free ointment is also good to use this time! 】

[The effect of Xiaochou ointment is great!Curing Dad's underarm odor is a solution to a big problem at home lol lol lol! 】

[The item is very good, but can we buy unlimited?It was hard to get it once...]

[La la la I am lucky!Show off the praise by the way~ The content of the picture will make you hungry~]

【Hmm... Thank you very much, Xiao Yi, my foot odor has been cured, and my wife doesn't dislike me any more... how many nights it hurts to be kicked out of bed! 】

[It feels like I missed a hundred million if I couldn't grab it! ! 】

[Praise, praise, praise, praise, praise, praise, praise...]

【awesome!There is nothing to say, 6666666666]

Manager Zheng took a look, "Isn't it a brush?"

Xiao Cao swears: "Absolutely not." He is a diehard fan of Xiao Yi's family!

"That's okay, you see it's in stock, grab one for me." Manager Zheng also saw the title of the purchase limit.

Xiao Cao: "..." I have nothing to say.

But I beg God to let him be lucky enough to snatch a worry-free ointment again...

……

Qingming.

This reminded Qiu Yi of the verses he had learned——

There are many rains in the Qingming season, and pedestrians on the road want to break their souls.

When I woke up in the morning, the sky was cloudy, it was drizzling, the air was filled with mist, and the humidity was visible to the naked eye.

Some people went back to the village to sweep the tomb two days earlier, but most people would not start until Qingming.

To worship the ancestors, prepare incense paper wax and sacrifices.

You can buy incense paper wax, but some sacrifices need to be made by yourself.

Qiu Yi wasn't very good at these things, but luckily Grandma Sun thought of it and finished his portion and sent it over early.

They were all packed in bamboo baskets, and she fixed them a little for fear of spilling the wine.

Grandma Sun also brought incense money, paper wax, and saw that he bought it herself. Anyway, there were so many at home, so she didn't bother to take it back, and left it all to him.

"Do you have a hoe at home?"

"some."

"Take it with you when the time comes, there must be a lot of grass growing."

Qiu Yi nodded, he knew about it.

After nine o'clock, he set off.

After walking for a while, even though it was cleared earlier, the path up the mountain is still overgrown with weeds, and the smell of green grass mixed with earthy smell is very smoky.

Along the way, you can also see familiar faces in the village, both men and women.

Times are changing, and people's thinking is also advancing.Some old, stereotyped and discriminatory rules are gradually disappearing.

I don't know how it is in other places. Since many years ago, women in Shangxi Village have been able to participate in ancestor worship and grave sweeping.

When we arrived at the cemetery, there were low and short parcels, some had been cleared, and some were covered with long weeds.

Qiu Yi almost lost his way.

If he hadn't seen Uncle Zhang, he would have been confused for a while before he could find the right place - his family's cemetery was not far from Uncle Zhang's house.

Uncle Zhang also saw him and waved his hand.

Qiu Yi carefully avoided the protruding ground, and walked over with one foot deep and one foot shallow.

Uncle Zhang said kindly: "I've already shoveled the grass for you, you can see if there is anything to tidy up."

"Uncle Zhang, thank you for your trouble." Qiu Yi smiled gratefully.

"Thank you! You're welcome." Uncle Zhang also smiled.

Qiu Yi looked around. Uncle Zhang cleared up all the weeds in the cemetery and piled them thickly on the side. It seems that his hoe was taken for nothing.

Burn incense and wax on each grave in the cemetery, place sacrifices, burn paper money, and toast.

Kneeling on the straw mat, he felt very peaceful and peaceful.

The drizzle that fell intermittently in the morning stopped at some point, the sun came out quietly, the moisture in the air began to evaporate, and the temperature gradually rose.

Suddenly a little stuffy.

Qiu Yi took off his coat and was wearing a long-sleeved shirt.

After worshiping and checking that the flames were completely extinguished, Qiu Yi followed Uncle Zhang's family down the mountain.

Back home, the lunch at noon is the sacrificial offerings enjoyed by the ancestors.

Among them, Qiu Yi's favorite is the muffin cake, which is filled with one bite, loose, soft and refreshing, full of elasticity and deliciousness.

It's so sweet.